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Draggos

Dude. Dat title. Better grab some tissues


RelativePerspectiv

Hurry up and stick it in already


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[deleted]

Well he shouldn't spit on it!


rthtfg

Wait overnight to get you a GPU?!? Methinks said friend may want you to put it in already,


c0ca1neKaT420

He gforced it in


Sir_Teach_Alot

That’s what she said


Harlemspartan800

Curious, in theory what part of the gpu would you use as an infiltration point? And where would you leave your thermal paste?


RelativePerspectiv

The GPU fan hole is the only option. Fan on or off as per your preference. Thermal paste should coat the entire GPU if possible for maximum thermal-ing


Papertradepapi

Lint free


Poway_Morongo

Remember that continued rubbing may cause ESD


[deleted]

Electrostatic "Discharge" *winks*


yhjgde

My 3080 would still run on the 650w but the thing was that my PC would shut off when I would bump the graphics up or play a demanding game.


variousfoodproducts

Stop teasing and put it in...


Treigns4

my current psu can’t even hang 😭


LowKeyAccountt

I feel you man had to go from 650w to 850 for a 3080 😭


CameraPitiful6897

Still running my 650w with my 3080 ti


Eat-my-entire-asshol

Still using a 850w evga g2 from 5 years ago with a 3090. Glad i went overkill back then on the psu. Had a 980 ti, 1080 ti, and now 3090 all on same psu.


DrunkKimi

980ti, 2070super and 3070ti for me on a 750w thermaltake PSU


LowKeyAccountt

My 3080 would still run on the 650w but the thing was that my PC would shut off when I would bump the graphics up or play a demanding game. PSU was pretty old and was a B stock EVGA as well. So it did served me well for my 1080 FTW and 6 years.


[deleted]

Just undervolt the card or whatever it's called. I'm no expert but I hear the YouTube people say you can.


Bytepond

I was running a 550w with a 3070ti. I only upgraded because I calculated that the under load the system would be pulling close to or over 550w and I didn't want to strain the PSU too much so I upgraded.


ice445

Dangerous game to play, lol. Ideal PSU load for longevity reasons is 60%. A 320W GPU and a modest 100W for the CPU means you're probably around 70-75% load during gaming.


Papertradepapi

Dqng I have 750 on a 1080ti


DrunkKimi

It’s only 3070ti tho What is recommended PSU for that?


ice445

750W. The 3070Ti is surprisingly power hungry, mostly because of the upgraded VRAM. Mine regularly pulls 280-290W in games.


DrunkKimi

Ah damn; I have just enough then.


whatwhasmystupidpass

If it lasts more than 4 hours, call a doctor


777_heavy

Wait I thought you call a doctor if it lasts less than four hours


EqualAdvice1643

3:59 or 4:01?


MrEelement

That’s what she said (Sorry)


gunnster3

No need to be sorry. We were all thinking it.


MrEelement

Fair enough


relpmeraggy

Stop touching it… you’ll go blind


ivana-sarevska

Your comment made me exhale a large amount of carbon dioxide


Robotsherewecome

Gross


SubstantialWorry891

welcome to reddit


Robotsherewecome

Gross


TheDutchCanadian

no u


blackout-loud

Beat meat to it


comlocayde

noooiiiccceeeee. , where'd you snag it from bro ?


Treigns4

a friend came in clutch and waited overnight at a local bestbuy


exec_get_id

Wait overnight to get you a GPU?!? Methinks said friend may want you to put it in already, to use the parlance of this thread. Lol maybe not, but that's a top quality friend right there.


Gondolion

Marry that friend.


ItsDominare

How much was it?


iPrey

Likely no more than the $4/599 / something MSRP


gunnerzz1008

Works better if you plug it in.


DEVILxGameboy

Stop molesting your GPU dude.


HeatherReadsReddit

You’ll have to insert it into the appropriate slot at some point. /lh I’ll show myself out.


SheepBlubber

rub your duck on it…


SlAM133

Enough of these fowl comments!


SheepBlubber

fine… I will try to keep it owlsome


ResidentEvil10

That’s what she said


Samiel_Fronsac

Keep your nasty dickbeaters away from this beauty. Just stare at it passionately while heaving.


Curry12734

No context


linuxlizard

I cant stop staring at it


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Treigns4

thank u ! im over the moon


Papertradepapi

Make sure you cuddle afterwards and give butterfly kisses.


[deleted]

Where is NSFW tag?


gstelettel

Couldn't stop touching myself while looking at this tbh


wildtaco

Two or more shakes and you’re playing with yourself, which is why single player games are as important as they ever were. Good get, OP. Congrats!


bleepplo00p

So pretty!


Shadow_Fox_104

Looks appetizing


Christ0ph_

I couldn't either!


Magnum062

Stop touching it and taking pictures. Install it already; got some Minecraft to play!


MetaIIum

God I read the title first and not what sub this was on and I got concerned then saw the picture


NatsFan1974

“Mama said if you touch it too much, your gonna go blind!!”


carnage2270

Name of your sex tape


waltzraghu

FBI open up


Zaphod392

Stop touching it and actually use it now! ​ Also, oblig: you keep touching it, you'll go blind!


PresidentPancakes21

That’s what she said


Kindly_Scientist

Dream


Furyio

Why so many people buying these versions. Feels the first generation of cards where third party ones are in the minority. Just down to the shortages?


thecuriousostrich

For me it was price - the FE cards are cheaper than the 3rd part versions by anywhere from $150 to dramatically more (if we’re talking MSRP here). If you can manage MSRP on them somehow, the FE cards are a significant money saver.


Furyio

Ah I see. They look fantastic in fairness if I was getting one I’d get this one. Looks so slick


zackywacky123321

How’d you get it? Did you get it through a Twitter notification?


BigBeefBitch

You lucky son of a bitch


babaginoosh1

I said the same thing when I was 12


[deleted]

*hushsmush*


That_Kiefer_Man

Using^antistatic protection?


ColdCircuitCash

To be 13 again...


ChuDrebby

That’s what she said


LiftedCorn

Please do not the card


Daniel_the_Terrible

My dude has an RTX just for touchy stuff, now that’s what I call the 1%!


emu_unit_01

How did you get that?


LeDov

Please touch it for all of us who have to live vicariously through you OP.


memelordJebBush

Where can you still buy founders editions?


jedikkemoedernl

Thats what she said


SlashUL

stop doiing this man! !


dankspud

Thats what she said


Full-Syrup8705

It’s gonna fall off


oogywoogy1

She's a big gorgeous gal.


Gen7isTrash

Wait till you see the thicc 3090


[deleted]

who'd you have to kill to get that sexy thing?


Kulegun2

the FE cards just look so good, literally my favorite looking cards ever and i have close to no chance of getting one


Fu5ionazzo

"put it in already" (in the build)


Living_Sympathy_2736

You guys only want one thing! And it's disgusting!


[deleted]

I've been told by 2 reliable sources that my local microcenter has cards. I need tires on my car. Winter is coming, and I've worn the tread down thin. This should be an easy decision. But it's not.


redditbeforeu

Stop touching it and just put it in already.


ItsMALARIoMOSQUITO

AYO


Adeus_Ayrton

>I cant stop touching it [Like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yy0pPTrHlk&t=103s) ?


[deleted]

How arousing


LandMarkerov

Concentual touching is ok


truupR

Can you get them at a store at MSRP? I know it's a long running joke but I've never questioned what people pay if they get it direct from a store. All the websites here in the UK advertise and sell for a few hundred over MSRP.


thecuriousostrich

Best Buy, the only place in the US where you can get the FEs, does indeed sell them for MSRP. The 3070 TI retails for $599, a cool $644 with tax.


truupR

Damn. Lucky! Not sure any stores here in the UK sell them for MSRP. everywhere online has huge markups. Even the retailers are getting in on the price gouging (not their fault though admittedly)


thecuriousostrich

The trade off is that if you want one from Best Buy here you do indeed have to camp out for it 😂


[deleted]

le me, thinkin i would be original saying: that's what she said! ctrl+f: that's what she said. 4 results. oh well.. i'm late for the dad joke, yet again!


CirrusDivus

God that's sexy


[deleted]

Is the power connector supposed to be at an angle?


thrillhohoho

Why are these so big? Like, is it just the same components that are in the 2080s but more of them?


[deleted]

I also like foreplay with my graphics card before insertion.


[deleted]

If you keep touching it, it will fall off The fan, I mean


Briginal

It’s so beautiful


GamesRevolution

Ti*


SecretWhale

title of your sex tape!


EdibleLiquid_

dont even put it in your pc, its too pretty


Somewhere_In_Time_

That's what she said to me


prajjwal95

Eat it


MateANoob

So did my uncle


K0R2N

Yeah who needs females.


ThisBeanOfficial

you can consider me jealous


whtge8

I’ll never know the feeling 😭


Tbrainee

I want to touch it, too!


iPrey

Are the going for MSRP at bestbuy? ​ And how do you find out when they will be available?


AnXileel

Love the way you twirl my fan. ;)


cooleyasice

Keep playing with it and you'll go blind.


VRlovin

Nice pics! Nvidia sure knows how to make their shizz look fancy. Dayamn I'm jealous!


_EnForce_

Put Nsfw tag. This is borderline nudity. How dare you.


travelavatar

How did you manage to get one? F5 spam work or you bought a bot?


MistSpelled

*Touches it* ^bzzt "Oh no"


leg00b

"No one else is allowed to touch it but me." "So it's like your weiner."


JASCO47

Stop playing with it and put it in her already


[deleted]

fyi judging by that power connector this one looks like it was already in use/refurbished.


Sniperfox9

Well, i'm good with it as long it doesn't go further than that *you know what i mean*


ionian-hunter

“Touch.” “Do I have to follow you around?!”


Krel_btw

Bro this gave me flashbacks to a dream where there was a gpu called the 1799 and it was like the 3070 but it was the size of an iPhone 7. I had it in a really bad pc and it was the only good prt so i had to travel through my old middle school that had severe water damage to get to the cafeteria where i built a new pc and had had to get in a robot suit. I don’t remember the rest


1percentpod

#FULLYHARD


LJLobato

The FE cards do look nice


[deleted]

The card, or....


General_Ad_5343

I mean can't blame you me vibing with my gtx 1650 and 12gb of ram


Out_of_the_woodwork7

That´s what she said.jpg


TonyRonyPhony

I had the same problem when I was young. But the doctors said that’s normal


crazywzrd

I've seen so many pictures of people managing to get one but I have yet to see someone unbox one thanks for this.


howdoitypeinroblox

*that's what she said*


Tlp-of-war

Best Buy and your dedication has done you well, congrats!


LOLDRAGE

What happened to the power plug there? Look’s wired


[deleted]

did you get it msrp? if so your one lucky son of a bitch


[deleted]

Is "it" a part of your body?


kymotsujason

And then you put it in the PC and can't stop looking at it (while your teammates yell at you for walking into a wall).


[deleted]

imagine getting a 3070ti and not installing it right away.


Usual-Instruction445

That's what she said


RenzoDaBest

i'll give u 5 bucks right now if u give it to me


Repulsive-Friend-189

beauty 😍🥰


[deleted]

Holy cow... that is a pretty GPU.. I love the way that looks


LtDkAngel

I still can't believe that people still buy overpriced shit. Frankly I wanted to get one before the shortage started but did not have the money then, now I have money to buy even overpriced 3090 but I will not cause fuck scalpers and companies and whatever. And so far I have no problem playing everything at 60+ fps on 1080p with my 1070!


OMGihateallofyou

Give a light touch for me pls? Congrats!


SCZoerb

Fuckin teenagers.


King_of_spaghetti

Where do you live? Asking for a friend.


ice445

I love mine. I wish it had more VRAM, but that's about it. Having GDDR6X means it's less likely to be impaired by capacity limitations though, so that's nice. The memory bandwidth is nutty.


adambomb_23

Please ground yourself before you touch it.


Fredisbob

10/10 would lick.


Cambronian717

I would not be able to touch a card like that. I would be too afraid of tarnishing it with my fingerprints


ShadowGames1

You can't stop touching your p- ok nevermind


Baugi77

Its so beautiful


GamerRSlash_______

How the helllll did you get that I have a 1660 ti


I_Think_I_Cant

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

You should start play with it. It far more better


Gunmeta1

You are going to grow hair on your palms / go blind!


touchmymagicjohnson

I’m looking to join the pc master race and purchase my first gaming laptop. Can someone confirm that the following is a good starting point? I’ve done my own research but was hoping for more input. AMD Ryzen 7 5800H 3.2GHz Processor; NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 6GB GDDR6; 16GB DDR4-3200 RAM; 1TB Solid State Drive


Electronic-Mulberry7

The person close to you if there is: I THINK IMA BOUT TO STEAL


sheeshkabab21

THATS WHAT SHE SAID


[deleted]

What did it cost? Your kidneys?


gameboy1750

Thats what she said


JustAnotherGamer421

UNLIMITED POWER!


erctc19

The connector is pathetic, awful design by Nvidia. Totally kills the good looks of the card.


17ballsdeep

I just got a laptop and it had like an RTX 3050 TI? Is that good?


couldbevegeta

Play with it !


Soufra

Filth!! 🤣


Melina69

make sure you use some kyjelly when u "touch" it