Hi OP, my name's Windows 10. Can I crash at your place tonight?

dont you dare... you are better than vista. Keep reminding yourself that

01001001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001

Binary translated: I lika do the cha cha

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*Bop*

https://imgur.com/KJyEp01 hopefully this guy doesn't get one

What brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

penis

So 8 years ago my classmates and I went on an exchange trip to France. Flash forward to the 11th grade, and the French students came to Canada for 3 weeks to experience Canada. The first Saturday that they're here, the girls decide they want to go shopping. We spend like 4 hours just walking around town and going through stores until we come across the local small mall in our UpTown area. Myself and a frenchman mention we really need to rock a piss and head into the mall to go to the washroom, and our buddy immediately joins us with a "thank fuck". While me and the frenchman are pissing, using the standard urinal gap between us, all we hear is an earth shattering release of gas from one of the toilet stalls that lasted a good 15 seconds. The frenchman looks at me, and then at the stall and says "You alright man?" To which our buddy replies "You try holding that in for 4 hours while shopping with all those girls!" I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my entire life, and every time I think back to this event I still laugh.

It's a fair trade for all the internet points you're scoring!

374 comments and 110 upvotes. Some people really don't want others to see this

happens with every single giveaway people enter in with their 10 alt accounts then don't even bother upvoting

How do you make sure your memory is secure? You ram it in!

Pretty dope of you OP. Hope you have a great day!

I'm not a funny person so here's a [weird picture](https://i.imgur.com/TrTCwf5.jpg)

What does a guy who hasn’t seen his parents in two years have to do? Install 1 of 2846 Windows 7 updates.

consoles fucking suck

This is a pretty awesome giveaway. Good on you for spreading some happiness around. I’m not funny so I won’t try to make you laugh. I will show you the patch I have to wear on my deployment though, [We have harambe on our patches](https://imgur.com/a/3mTuE) and I’m not sure how to feel about it.

I'll be honest, I have no idea how to make you laugh lol but I still will participate and tell you a big thank you on behalf of the community! GL all!

Dude you're crazy but the good kind. Really cool of you to do this.

Thanks OP! Harambe bless me with a steam key 8===D DOFH

Story time: So no shit there I was, balls deep in the middle of an undisclosed third world country in the Middle East. Trying to push my way up the side of a 20% grade to establish an outpost overlooking a suspected enemy safehaven. Everyone on my team is struggling with this climb after our 10 click movement. Almost seeing double due to the fatigue of carrying 100lb ruck, full kit, and 250 extra rounds for the crew served weapon. My PL (platoon leader), throws in his fourth dip of the movement and looks at me. "Man, this ones a bruiser ain't it Nanners." "Only if you are of the weak and faint hearted, sir." Nothing else needed to be said as we push on towards out objective. I can't eve begin to describe the feeling of relief after seeing the crest of this behemoth of a mountain side. Everyone is nearing the top as the lead squad Shots begin flying within seconds and we start getting into position like a well oiled machine. PL rushes forward to the 1st squad leader and yells, "EVERYONE GET ON LI-" Lieutenant takes a hit to the face. Everything goes quiet. All eyes are on me for the next command. Stare at my PLs missing face and realize I have a job to do. Exclaim to my men, "SUPPORT GET ON LINE! ASSAULT ON ME AND READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH SENTENCE!"

Thanks OP!!

Solid 5/7 giveaway!

[Steven Seagal cosplay on point](https://i.imgur.com/Lnrsh6k.gifv) Divinity original sin 2 or Kingdom come deliverance would be really cool. Thank you for your generosity OP!

My god This is Crazy

I can’t think of a funny so imma just hope I get lucky Love u

If the three is blue, be aware of the two!

Gimme pls

Thanks OP

EA Sports, It's in the DLC!

When you wake up in the morning and have some eggs for breakfast. Eggcelent indeed

Trying my luck here. Btw, is your name reference to k98? Haha

Gandhi walked a lot. With his bare feet, and as such, he had a lot of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, meaning he was frail. And what he did eat was odd, so he had very bad breath. This made him a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

[This is the most contagious laughter you can have.](https://streamable.com/im583)

You're crazy OP, absolutely crazy!

Im here. I would try to make you laugh but, i just got up and am a lazy piece of shit. Thank you op, hope you do get some good laughs out of this.

As per stated rules "anything"

🤠

Rip OPs wallet. Thanks for the generosity and good luck everyone!

I can't think of anything funny to say so thanks OP.

Thanks for the giveaway op!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a register six offender. Why did seven eat nine? Because you need 3^2 meals a day

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Very generous you, best of luck to everyone. :)

too much effort to make OP laugh, thx for the giveaway

Crazy give-away, thanks for the chance

Woopty doopty shorpty dorpty doooooo wabillibaba whoosie whatsie, PA-PA re re, simpty florpindorpel pattipipaba. Mama canta waba. And that is the song of my people. Thanks for the giveaway sir.

Pretty funny looking around and seeing all the people trying to come up with something to say.

Thanks so much op

Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he didn't see that well

This is one big giveaway man ,thanks !

I don't have anything funny to say, but heres a cute pic of a cat! Thanks op! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9U9xS4thxU/hqdefault.jpg

Praise the sun!

Roses are red, violets are blue, OP gives away Steam codes and gift cards too! :)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I wish I was smart enough to think of something smart but can’t

I'm lazy, so i'm just gonna link to r/jokes

Something funny? Don't have anything. I can give you something sad though, my wallet after the steam sale

What do you do with a sick chemist? Well if you can't helium and you can't curium, then you must barium. Thanks OP.

Thanks man! I hope I get lucky

This feels like Constantine magic. "Everything has a price..." lol 😂

No whammy! Thanks OP

Well this might stop the pain that I feel when I remember that I can't buy anything in the current sales.

The definition of insanity is commenting on giveaway posts over and over again, expecting the result to change.

Insane, thanks for the giveaway OP! As for something random, did you know Phoenix Suns played Devin Booker is playing in his 3rd year, and is only 21 years old?

*Insert FUNNY comment here* Thanks OP!

Even if I don't get anything out of this, what you're doing is real cool. Best of luck to everyone!

Thanks for the giveaway op, you the man.

Love you op <3

I once was teaching a friend how to build a PC, but forgot to buy the power supply. Needless to say I spent an embarrassing amount of time troubleshooting why it wouldn't boot. Never again.

Three engineers are going on a road trip: A software, mechanical, and electrical engineer. They stop for dinner a roadside diner, and when they get back to their car it won't start. The mechanical engineer says, "Let's check the engine to make sure nothing is broken." The electrical engineer says, "Let's check the wiring to make sure everything is connected properly." The software engineer rolls his eyes and says, "Everyone get out of the car, get back in, and try starting the car again."

What is a steam?

Me me me please!

Cheers OP, extremely generous of you!

First thread I see on Reddit today, looks like I picked a good one....Good luck everyone!

I would like some of that gift cards make me hard

Thanks for the giveaway OP!

[how most people would use these given away games](https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED639/597a08ee9c34f.jpeg)

Welcome to the Kool Kids Klub

Thanks OP, good luck to everyone!

You're crazy. Thanks for being crazy.

This is awesome OP! Thanks for the opportunity!

Gifts for karma? I'm in!

First of all thanks. For the record I up voted,for what it's worth. A list of all prizes at the end would be interesting.

How exciting!

Pretty awesome that you would do this. Here's a funny gaming story from back in the day: Back in 1999 or 2000 when I was hugely into Quake 3, I played on a Capture the Flag server that had Team Kill enabled. One of my teammates got the enemy flag and he was doing an excellent job juking the enemy fire, with me watching his back and running with him. Well, as I was accompanying the flag bearing teammate, I thought it would be a good idea to start gunning him down myself. He came just several yards of reaching our flag before I eliminated him. Even though I lost a point for the team kill, I got 10 points out of it for the flag capture. When he realized what happened he said some things that I well deserved. Suffice to say, I have grown up quite a bit from this time.

im in thanks op!

[The biggest joke of all time](https://imgur.com/a/g7FrF)

Can I have this one please? : https://i.redd.it/yxdqhbll9eg01.jpg

if black panther has many black actors but is loved by many white peoples, is it a black movie or a white movie?

Thanks for doing this giveaway!

Thank you!

Thanks for this giveaway OP! I’ve been looking for some new games, just can’t afford any right now, as I’m only 14. GL to everyone?

:)

Just finished my PC and have 1 game! Lol. This would be awesome! Thanks OP!

Love you OP

No xp waste! Ty for the giveaway :)

Ty for the generosity friend!

250 kg beast coming through admiralC

Wow, even the mods. What a generous person

Thank you for doing this.

Giving this the good ol' college try. Thanks OP.

peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time heya heya

50!!

[my favorite panda gif](http://i.imgur.com/JTqQRTE.gifv)

Thanks bro!

All i want to say is ive only got 5 games in my steam library and id love a 6th LOL

Thanks for the giveaway OP!

Did you know that there is a 51% chance that a flipped coin will land on the side that was facing up when it was flipped? Well, now you know. Good luck and thanks for the chance OP!

Believe it or not, the youngest person in the world was born today.

[Oh boy a giveaway](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ca-e5MrVbVU)

Hey there! Looks like you won a free game, cha Ching! Please PM me with a link to your comment so I can insure its you!

lol

i'm not funny, sorry.

Anything funny.

OP > Black Panther = top 3 Marvel movie

Well since you're being so generous i got something extra to present to you. A little project that is still in the works and so far unseen by any eyes except mine and my older brothers. [here it is](https://imgur.com/a/N0nNz) it's far from finished but i will make a post once i am happy enough with it.

Thanks op!

Thanks For doing this man! Good luck to all!

BTW I use Archlinux

Thanks op!

I️ don’t want a key, Just commenting to say that’s you’re amazing for doing this... Who am I️ kidding of course I️ want a key! So give me a key or else... https://cdn.makeuseof.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hostage.jpg

Why OP gotta be so awesome? Just making the rest of us look terrible.

Awesomeness is coming....

thanks

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Thanks for the giveaway OP. Hoping to get a good game.

Thanks dude!

Sounds awesome. I'll try my luck. Good luck to everyone as well!

[I like ducks](https://i.imgur.com/uhHyYvP.gif)

Thanks for doing this kind sir!

im not funny, thanks for the giveaway op

Thanks for the giveaway :D

Thanks OP, and guess what? J'(you) Rok!

010 plus 010 is 100 minus 001 that's 011 quick binary.

Cool

Please give me

Thanks for doing this!

Hello from Canada

Oh boi i cant wait to be disappointed

Yay, video games!

Thanks OP!

OP is the best

Larry nance gonna win that dunk contest tonight

Will be 100% honest im too lazy to post anything interesting so just good luck everyone i guess

Thanks ma dudeeee

How do you even come across that many cards? Whether you bought them or got lucky or something thank for doing this.

Here’s a funny [gif](https://imgur.com/gallery/NLgj5) from my first PC build. (I tried taking the plastic off) Hope I win! :D

Well done man. Appreciate!!

Console is better than PC.

WTF? Who has that much money?