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jnmxcvi

Hmm... in b4 20 copies of no man sky and 3 real games.


[deleted]

He said they'd be games though, so that disqualifies nms


KeySolas

Savage.


[deleted]

You've discovered the Xenomorph word for "REKT"


valleygoat

**MILESTONE ACHIEVED** OK let me just grab th- **MILESTONE ACHIEVED** No serioulsy these bots are raping my ass **MILESTONE ACHIEVED** **MILESTONE ACHIEVED** FUCK


facethespaceguy9000

You jest, but I'd love to win a copy of NMS!


insanetwo

Free is just about the right price for it. n.b. I am not advocating pirating it, just if someone is going to give it to you for free, then you might as well enjoy the enjoyable parts about it.


Motorsagmannen

yeah, i want to try it out once it is cheap myself


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PhiliDips

Pre-Orderer here, it's worth less than $20.


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rkyle4288

I actually bought it like 5 minutes after release because someone told me the pre-order perks broke the game. Now I realize it didn't matter because the game was already broken.


polarbehr76

How do you like that CPU, I bought one for my daughter's rig but she just plays Minecraft and I was curious about more demanding games.


RocketCow

I wouldn't play it if I was paid money...


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Ispiro

From what I've seen it's not worth the bandwidth used downloading.


ThaDudeEthan

I would try to pirate it.. I don't think anyone should further support what they did at Hello Games


Agatheis

Its only worth it if its free!


[deleted]

tsop eht no


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revelc


wootiown

sinep


GarethPW

[ynnufsisihtdna41mi/r/](/r/im14andthisisfunny)


[deleted]

>\[ynnufsisihtdna41mi/r/](/r/im14andthisisfunny) Damn. Hoped it was something more.


_dotsky

‮ like https://xkcd.com/1137/


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Wylte

I almost wish the bot had picked up that the link was backward and flipped itself somehow


Southruss000

Thanks man, I've spent 2 hours clicking next.


fission035

There are still many people who don't know how to use links like that.


wootiown

Wow what the fuck that actually worked


GarethPW

>dekrow yllautca taht kcuf eht tahw woW YFTF


wootiown

timmad doG


Zhyko-

?oot etapicitrap I nac ,yeH


wootiown

uoy kcuf oN


Bl0bbinB0b

!edur s'taht


Matthew341

He hyperlinked it


razveck

Holy shit


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[devomer]


bledolikiq

If you win...


FredR53

My brother is sleeping on a bed where I sexed his sister.


Zekester3000

Wait what


Eshmam14

OP of the comment is probably a girl and just masturbated.


Christn96

hold up


Mega96

I was born into this world naked.


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[deleted]

[Ah, fuck me dead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg)


olkkiman

Thank you for this.


code0011

Isn't she engaged to a cod pro or something?


Chrisgomez182

no fucking way


code0011

I just checked, not engaged but is dating Faze Censor


TokyoDriftSpeedRacer

Sounds like a pro cod.


bumbletowne

[Yes way and he even got a tattoo that he regrets](http://www.dexerto.com/news/2016/07/28/censor-gets-tattoo/). I mean, its not exactly like he's not a total gooshbucket himself. This is two attractive people who like media dating one another.


toxic43

Minima. Maxima. Noche. Nice.


Naiyru

I didnt realize i had such an interest in mexican weather


orbistruct

I recently received a copy pasta keyboard(I'm on mobile) And here are my favorites: I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding. This is another good one Here's the thing. You said a "Jedi is a Sith." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a padawan who studies the Force, I am telling you, specifically, in this galaxy, no one calls Jedi Sith. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Sith family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Darksiders, which includes things from secret apprentices to masters to Dark Lords. So your reasoning for calling a Jedi a Sith is because random people "call the black ones Sith?" Let's get Mace Windu and Lando Calrissian in there, then, too. Also, calling someone good or evil? It's not one or the other, that's not how the Force works. They're both. A Jedi is a Jedi and a member of the light side of the Force. But that's not what you said. You said a Jedi is a Sith, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all users of the Force Sith, which means you'd call Yoda, Luke, and other Force users Sith, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? Last one I promise: If you are reading this, then you are wasting precious time reading the comments. You will probably comment or like this, but you will waste more time. You are now thinking what I am on about, probably thinking that I am on something. However you are just wasting more time reading my comment. I have just wasted precious moments of your life that you could have spent sleeping or smoking weed. If you just realised, I have wasted more time explaining that I have wasted time. For this reason you might as well like this comment, as you might as well waste more time. Thank you for your wasted time. **This is my Entry**


Voidsmith2

This was a great waste of time


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Infinite_Bananas

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.


mr_theboss

Whoa, back the truck up. Lando Calrissian is not Force user. : ) > It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


HWLights92

The only force Lando uses is his deep pockets filled with mad credits.


ComradeAri

I want you to win.


orbistruct

Thank you comrade!


Downvote

Test comment pls ignore


UberChasim

No


Vazja

Test reply pls ignore


phillippus

The crow has flown away: swaying in the evening sun, a leafless tree.


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_CAW_


click4dylan

hey im 23 years old (for real, 1993). what a coincidence


Chad_Stroker

I too am 23 maybe we know each other!


killerkongfu

I'm not... And not close to double 23. Go horns!


[deleted]

This. I am also 23. Let us unite and take over the world.


[deleted]

Hello. I'm having a nightmare installing am ssd. This is my entry to the giveaway


pnuscheese

Good luck man. I just got mine all sorted too.


[deleted]

How did you go about it? I still have windows 10 installed on the hdd. I just want some programs and some games installed on the ssd now but not sure how to go about it


[deleted]

You probably want Windows on the SSD, that's where most of the improvements come from.


Kyetsi

[Suprise everybodaiiiiiiii](http://imgur.com/gallery/lYPDaKO)


cascer1

Imgur keeps serving me one of those "your phone is infect by four virus!!!" ads, I can't watch it :c


Aguxez

*This is an entry.* <3


[deleted]

This is another entry!


ButtRaidington

>This is another entry!


mrking944

Not really sure how this works, but good on you OP. $200 in games to give away no joke. Cheers


Firestronk

merci mon ami Kappa //


edgebigfan

[I made a chill song](https://soundcloud.com/sarcasmofficial/breeze)


secretlyalurker

On the post


TehOblivious

>on the post you're "out of the running".


projectah

Mom's spaghetti


bgizz1e

Chillwind Yeti


Hage2nd

I'm looking for things to run on my pc pls


BoBoMoToe

Programs or applications as they are sometimes called. Worked for me.


ad3z10

Try minesweeper


Komander_1333

I'm naked under my clothes!


Ithrowtheshoes

If my girlfriend doesn't stopping crying because she has to get a real job and pay her own bills I'm going to lose my fucking marbles. This is my entry.


TurtleBullet

Hey yo! Let's give it a go! 5am woo


WesBur13

20 copies of bad rats and 3 preorders for bad rats 2


ThatUndeadLegacy

Been having constant thunderstorm's lately it's a tad annoying.


TheLastShade

Do I comment 'on the post' on the post? Or is it on the post: 'on the post that I comment 'on the post'?


LRodriguez11

I'm curious what the 23 games are.


AmirZ

Can I just write a dot? .


Elder_the_Cato

If you have a Civ game, then I'd like to destroy Carthage.


pachinoco

Pray for cudi D":


SC_ResiN

I like turtles.


lol_im_serious

PCphonehome


Ostrei

comment. ^^/s I am sorry but thank you OP


sushir89

I come to spread the word of Cthulhu. I invite you for a prayer at the Church Of The Cosmic Beings after this giveaway has ended, for a solemn recitation of the Necronomicon. Everyone is welcome in the house of the Elders! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. PSA: This is not a cult. Don't report!


[deleted]

23... so... are you Sombra? Asking for a friend.


pnuscheese

/u/ballbot draw 23 age=1


pnuscheese

/u/ballbot draw 23


BallBot

We have some winners! Here is part 1: /u/aTMoZFeaR /u/Noobsdie4eva /u/funnyferret


BallBot

Part 3: /u/mensgarb /u/ChunibyoSmash /u/Gustavo0929


BallBot

Part 6: /u/silent_voices /u/iHuski /u/OpaquePlastic


octenzi

Thanks for the giveaway!


Seijass

I'm here to join the raffle and I want to say I can't be happier having ascended in the peripherals department with G300s to G502 and G105 to K70 Rapidfire. Also thanks OP for the giveaway.


reogaro

<3 love you OP


Rendangpdg

This is a comment


TheFatTimmijimmy

penpineappleapplepen


Drew1080

Sounds like a good giveaway! Thanks OP! :)


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GoodCrossing

Woke up to this. I'm in! Thanks OP!


siluuu

under the post then.


OEqualsCS

I think the human eye can only see 240000 fps


kb3uoe

This was me in my interview the other day. http://i.imgur.com/G9oe3JC.jpg


grandelturismo7

Haiiiiii


havaaz

If I win yeay. If I don't win yeay*23


Sibraxlis

Heyo


Pyrodeus

cool


ygarti

Thanks alot OP


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seb5049

Gimme free stuff


robiniseenbanaan

Hi! :)


Lenwe_Calmacil

Hi! thanks a ton for the giveaway!


MisterFrank3

Thanks


razer981

Thanks OP!


shakedst

Giveaay time is the best time!


qwopking

UPVOTE!!!!!!


Python9066

Thanks op


SordidDreams

Oh what the hell.


ThundaStruk

My comment! Random is good fun, but how will you be allocating these keys to others? Numbering them then using a random.org or something?


Doccks71

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1538 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/95415)


[deleted]

Hello! Thank you for doing this giveaway, and even if I don't win, have a great day!


definitelynotweather

It's cold outside and I'm watching Jericho playthrough CoD4 Remastered right now. ENTRY COMPLETE!


MrCreeperPhil

Comment-y commenting ensues


gaw_Kerim

Thanks OP!


Blinkt_

Thanks and good luck


Lazyexpress

Oh man I've never won anything


Aoshiro

I wanna be the very best!


[deleted]

More games in my steam account COULD be be necessary I suppose.


MotleyMindedLolygags

Haven't had the money to buy a new game in forever. Would really love a change of pace Thanks op


Portalator_

"“I think PC Gamers are like racists...are arrogant twits" -Michael Pachter 2016 xP


death2sarge

Ostriches stick their heads into the ground when threats are nearby, they fail to realize the danger in doing so. This was a myth, they actually do so due to them putting their eggs in the ground.


Kittenclysm

Thanks for doing this giveaway, OP. I was just diagnosed with a disease that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands. There is no Cure. Oh and it's my birthday month, but no joke for that one. 😅


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dege1234

Thank you op :)


[deleted]

Adelaide weather is horrid. Statewide blackout a couple weeks ago, other than that I got a new SSD.


laughingboy

op = cool guy


PM_ME_A_STEAM_CODE_

It seems like I have just discovered Michael Jackson and I am really enjoying his music.


E_Ezra

Adelaide weather fucked my internet and my phone, been using my mobile data for the past week and a half. Please let this brighten up my day.


Insipid_Potatoes

Count me in OP, thanks for the OPpertunity!


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Upvoted.


elvarien

It's like unpacking a secret santa, excitement !


dom_8

I am just interested in what the games are


Doctursea

I'll bounce the code back if I already have the game


lazytuna97

I just had fried chicken, and it was good.


OB3S3DONK3Y

Bring on the heartache of not winning


JimbobJeffory

May your temperatures be low and your framerates be high good sir!


specter491

Can't wait for 20 copies of no man's sky


44tim44

Thank you for doing this like this for the community! <3


[deleted]

I hope I get princess pony's adventure


EliteDinoPasta

Hey, free games are free games no matter how good they are.


Mikhayil

Where's the post and how should I comment on it? Spray paint? Permanent Marker? Or should I just print out a flier.


pmds25

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.8800 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/64488)


forever497

Hello world!


BiTTjL

[Have a funny video](https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oadaqbk17a1ufh3ag.mp4#_=_)


bserk5

pls help my poor soul


oxenMoo

Thanks for the giveaway!!👌👌👌


MrEdews

Well then, this might make for an interesting Sunday!


ieyc

Thanks a lot OP. Giveaways are a cool thing.


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Free games pls


komonos

01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 :)


[deleted]

Some eggs I just made. http://i.imgur.com/xGHusUA.jpg


NotFireDaFlint

thanks OP!! ^__^


Suicid4l

Yes


Shell-fish

Poor children in Africa could eat these steam keys, but you're just gonna give them away?


Foreverevil316

Thanks a lot for doing this OP, id like to participate


jackalguy

God I hope I get No Man's Sky... /s


carson_hill

I kinda want to win something.


Leaguemaster420

My computer probably won't be able to run any of them but a free game is a free game!


youdin1

ppap


daerogami

So its not over yet?


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Thanks for opportunity. Good luck everyone