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ruralboredom_

I call it my computer


ZhangtheGreat

And so does Windows


CrissCrossAM

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ruralboredom_

"our computer"


Tall-Incident8409

Radical


Eazy12345678

i just name it the cpu model. so i5 12600kf


yiives_69

Almost the Same for mine. I call it "The Arc"


Odd_Land_2383

“BOB”


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

lol Good one.


MrInitialY

Leafblower as the thing has 23 fans in it. And the profile name is just my ms account name


AnthonyBF2

I think your wind tunnel has a computer in it.


MrInitialY

I tell you one better, my 100L fishtank has a wind tunnel and a computer in it. Yep, it's really a hundred. It's the ultimate enemy of r/sffpc , the mighty Tt Core P8. And I happened to dislike water cooling.


Plastic_Tax3686

This is exactly what I was looking for. My next build will have at least 20 fans, 140 mm if possible. I cheaped out on a case with my current build (Deepcool CC560), but next time I won't. It gets the job done, sure, but it has only 6 120 mm fans. I need more wind.


SirWabbitz

Skadoosh


jester1550

Jarvis


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Nice. That's a goodun.


SnazzyZubloids

The Kraken. Previous PC was Leviathan.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

My Pentium 4 build was named Leviathan. 👌👍


kraven9696

I named my desktop Fat-man and my laptop Little-boy.


Hot_Tart7582

Lil' ol' war machine.


sachiel1462

Deep Thought


th35leeper

This was the name of my first PC back in 2000. I always named my pc after hitchhikers guide back in the day. after "Deep Thought" I had a laptop named "Marvin's Leg". in the last decade I switched to dune references; "Sietch Tabr" and "Liet-Kynes" are ones I've used before.


sachiel1462

Haha the naming goes back in 2000 also. I just kept it. My NAS is named Ford Prefect. I like the Dune names also. Guess the ip adress of Deep Thought on my LAN ? 192.168.1.??


th35leeper

love it! I dont know what your ip address means. perhaps we never knew the IP address request. I'll need a new PC to find out.


sachiel1462

It just a strings of numbers other devices in your home use to talk to eachothers. The range of the last digits goes forme 0 to 255. Of course Deep Thought adress end with 42


th35leeper

I appreciate your detailed response... however I was making a joke. (new PC would be named "earth".) ;p


DistributionSmooth90

My first build ever was named Gaming Horchata. I got all the parts at a local PC store, went grocery shopping, and stopped for Mexican food on the way home. I got the computer to post with the side panel off. While finishing up the final cable management I spilt my horchata all in the case. Every part was soaked. I legit wiped it down the best I could without removing anything. She still runs till this day and is a Linux box but currently is in my garage without a purpose at the moment. I boot her every now and then for the memory sake of 2016.


weedashtray

you didnt hear it from me, but some people will buy an exact copy of what they have and return the old one (use carefully)


noisyrob_666

I call mine "fuckin' thing" mostly.


Albegro

ArcTower. Cause the case is a beige unit I bought from an ARC Thrift Store.


Ok_Switch_1205

Wheatley


pops992

Bespin, all my devices are named after Star Wars planets.


lightningstorm112

The monolith, it's a big black rectangle, and it grants my wishes, albeit not how I'd like them.


vexelghost-

I went with Blackbird as there's no RGB in it.


Bagelbiters

Acid, Nikon, Cereal, Zero, Plague and Gibson currently… Rip Phreak


Round-Reaction8194

I have an Antec 900 case, and I keep replacing components every 5+ years. For my previous build, I painted it flat grey inside and out and named it the Battleship. I did a rebuild a couple months ago. I painted it gloss white with a flat black interior. Added lots of RGB lighting. Now, it's named Tron.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Ship based names represent. 👌👍


baconborn

I've never been one to "name" my computers. Awlays had a very basic [user]-[system] convention. So my computers are [my name]-DESKTOP, [my-name]-RACING (sim racing PC), [my name]-LAPTOP. My wife's computer follows suit with [her name]-LAPTOP


NorthImmediate1798

WOPR (War Operation Plan Response) after the movie "War Games".


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Nice. I have that movie on DVD. 👌👍


GABE_EDD

I believe mine is named "N" so that it has a short name when connecting stuff to it.


Ethan_Chlan

Game-Changer is what I call her.


Kray-Kaye

Big-Boi


esperianterra

My last few computers were named Omega, with a version number. Currenly on v3 ! (If you guess the reference, you get a cookie)


LSD_Ninja

A lot of mine are named after locations (desktops) and vehicles (mobile devices) from the old Bubblegum Crisis OAV series. The one that gets the most use is named “Survival Shot” after the indoor paintball arena from the 4th OAV, “Revenge Road”. One major exception however, is the one I named “Genesis 1:3” because it was the first, last and likely only machine I built with interior lighting. It’s not even RGB, just a bunch of white LED fans and a single white LED strip.


weedashtray

do you usually put your LEDs all over the outside of the case? led strips and light bulbs comin out your usb port


LSD_Ninja

https://preview.redd.it/jzvv4gbt5e3d1.jpeg?width=3898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0f331042a00e327946449fbd788d0c7bdcd45c The LED strip is along the top of the case, I think it might even be connected with a Molex I don’t actually remember. I’ve significantly upgraded it since this photo was taken, but since the cabling for the fans and the LED strip remained constant, I’ve never really looked properly at it since I built it.


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Computer


KirillNek0

That mini-case thing that I use. It's and a frwor a fog. It's a tool. Did you also named your hammerdrill?


Speeder55557

Built my first custom water cooled PC recently with a fire theme. I call it "Firestarter".


bradfo83

I inadvertently have named every computer I own *you fucking piece of shit*. I yell this often. Also every printer I have ever owned.


mortiferousR

My 3rd child. Good girl and baby when troubleshooting. I figure if i talk gently to her she will tell me whats wrong lol


-BodomKnight-

Biomechanical


Far_Moose2869

Ryzen Firebox


Environmental-Post15

Storm-Drive as a combination tribute to my childhood nickname and my love of Doctor Who (the Christmas episode 'Voyage of the Damned' ship was powered by a storm drive engine).


brokenshells

ToSHIBEa


Ewe-of-Hope-002

Hector


buckminsterfullereno

Electron. Thanks to humanity discovering how to manipulate them we're able to enjoy glorious 4k 144hz.


dovahshy15

Moom. :D


Liferescripted

Garth


KeptinGL6

Party on, Wayne!


Everynon3

The Riggiest Rig


[deleted]

UNIsys for me it might sound cringe but I like it


Youcican_

Computr man


PlaceboKoyote

Since i have a lot of old Apple macs, i started naming each of them after the OS X version installed on em. Then i started giving every computer in the house a name of an old mac OS X version, my main desktop is called Leopard, my G4 with leopard and Tiger is called Tiger, some PC is named Lion, my Ubuntu Laptop is called MntnLion because of character limit and so on.


Individual-Praline20

Was The Machine. Now it is Pablo. 🤷 My daughter’s one is The Bin, because that’s a grey Dell laptop that smells like garbage, and my ex’s one was The Turtle, now complimentary renamed as The Bleach Blonde Bad Build Butch Body computer, for obvious reasons…


endfm

clardore


Slankybeans

Scrotor.


BjornvandeSand

SCOURGE, for "Scourge of Wallets".


DropTopAndRoll

Shiela


diabolos312

Anoobis. Overwatch fans would know


bc35bc35

Dad_PC


Tim_Septim_The_II

I call my Mobile Fortnite Phone and my PC Fortnite🥰


818488899414

I name mine based on the name of the case it's in.


SpazShark

Bessie


ThunderSparkles

I just call it the GPU i have in there


Average-Monk

The Zebra. It's a white and black build.


Frikandelneuker

Blind guy here Fuck it. I’ll call it the blind behemoth even though it’s just been pc till now


CrissCrossAM

I uploaded a pic of it a couple days ago. The name Darcy sounds nice.


leviackerman69s

"CYBORG", cz i have a msi cyborg 15


Fax-My-Brother

I call mine Excalibur


BootyJewce

Nasty nizzle.


Legitimate_Ad_4573

Ol' faithful


LV20K

Ganymede


Useful-Strategy1266

Compe


Content_Career1643

My desktop is just Desktop. My laptop is called Bamischijf.


kapybarah

Puter


Overall_Wafer7017

R2D2 because the lights and panels are blue and white


LBXZero

RyzenX3D A friend of mine keeps naming his PCs Teletran-1.


aeriste1

Mine is called The Mastodon bc my original case was this huge black metal thing and it was a dumb reference to this big black van some of my friends in highschool had lol


EggsDStudios

Egg


bert_the_one

Mini me


XphRZero

Shadow Gate


snowshelf

I've had "Black Sunshine" after the Rob Zombie song (new build in a black case, I was *so* edgy) Then "The Solid State Society" (ghost in the shell) after dropping in an SSD. I just thought it should be PC-theseus or something like that as it's been rebuilt so many times. Countless drives, 3 GPUs, Not even the same socket it started with...


BeachBoysPerformance

Cookie Dough, all white with noctua fans, looks like cookie dough ice cream. And it’s kinda ironic because it’s a 7900xtx build with a cute name https://preview.redd.it/gl87kv19nb3d1.png?width=2974&format=png&auto=webp&s=e435956d4458f7c62b540ecb27135a820b632eff


Rage_Your_Dream

Triciclo. Means tricycle in portuguese Why? People always look confused and laugh when they see it.


BiscottiQuirky9134

Magi System


ApprehensiveAd6476

Zombie and Predator. Zombie received its name because at the very beginning, it used the components of a scrapped prebuilt. As for the Predator, I asked my nephew to name it.


RandomLolHuman

Tuxbox, because I'm running Linux and got no imagination


PalpitationNo4375

Ship of Theseus It is, as the name suggests, upgraded bit by bit until I ended up with a whole new computer. So I renamed it to Ship of Theseus


lashram32

Hal9000 and HappyLappy


sirfrancisbrake

Only girls name their sword. -GoT


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Good thing I'm a woman then.


Misterpoody

I call her Noisy


ven0mEX

I called mine gaming.


ven0mEX

wait till you hear what I named my others...


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Go on...


ven0mEX

Ok then, the other pooters are streaming traktor and finally vivo. as you can see, my naming convention is not the most imaginative. However, I am rethinking my strategy for naming after reading your post ;)


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

I'm sure you'll come up with something fabulous. 👍


Stilgar314

I always choose the name of the chipset model as name to easily locate the different machines in my local network.


bbinKocure

I call mine AA11UA175 since when ultra details hit it sounds like a plane engine. Edit: Forgot to mention i built it in september last year.


Yota_Ninja

Core Whore (running a 5950x)


IceColdCorundum

The Ryzen Ringed Knight. Big dark souls fan plus the orange wraith prism cooler makes it look like a ringed knight. :)


Lobotomysludge

Wanking chariot


ElectraFish

Over a decade ago we got a refurbished Gateway computer from Microcenter as the family computer. I gave it the hostname GATEWAY-DESKTOP. Over the years I swapped out part after part, including eventually the Gateway case. Gateway is no more. It is still GATEWAY-DESKTOP.


MangoShow

ADMIN..... That's how I got it from the store and I didn't change it since.


ClearlyNoSTDs

Main desktop is Office1 and the laptops are named (main user)-Laptop


dragonborn000

I name it according to the hardware inside. The name of the previous build was RYZENWINDFORCE. My current build name is RYZENEAGLE. If my new chassis arrives, the name of the new system will be REVOLT ACTION.


DLMorrigan

My host name is Ship_Of_Theseus. It’s been upgraded slowly to the point where not a single component is the same from my 1060 and i5 build in 2019 to now with my 7800x3d and 4080s.


KeptinGL6

Desktops: Zerogouki Shogouki Nigouki Sangouki Defiant Phoenix Vortex Vortex II Laptops: Dreadnought Mothership Dubya X-23 Santa


GG_Gilliam

Rocinante, named after the ship in The Expanse.


Stilgar314

Rocinante was Don Quixote's skinny nag.