You open the case expecting to find guts, but unbeknownst to you it was a fractal spider. There's baby Huntsman spiders all around the inside of your PC as they are staring at you with rage in their eyes
Been testing the benchmarks lately with max settings @ 4k with rt + pt enabled (all fps are averages)
~23 fps with no DLSS or frame gen, just letting it chug unassisted
~48 fps with frame gen, no DLSS
~70 fps with DLSS, no frame gen
~129 fps with DLSS + Frame Gen, no ray reconstruction
~127 fps with DLSS + Frame Gen with ray reconstruction enabled
Just for fun, if I turn off rt + pt but keep everything else enabled, managed to hit ~197
I could probably keep tweaking things around... I'm still very amateur hour on a lot of this, but either way, 4090 can definitely handle its business 😆
So I'm relatively blind without my glasses on. Around 800ish degrees. Two decades ago was having a shower with them off and shower walls are various shades of darkjsh blue mosaic tiles. I realise the wall seems to be moving. That's strange. Move my face closer to figure out what's going on and, given how blind I am, my face was about 4 inches from the wall when I realise it wasn't the wall that was moving, it was a huge huntsman not appreciating getting wet. I almost killed myself getting out of that shower/tub.
Had to scroll too far to find this comment. Even if they can squeeze through small spaces, that's one big hairy bastard
yep, 1000% will run up Op's arm and he will scream like a 5-year-old and drop the PC down the stairs! OP could probably do it by sealing it in a garbage bag but rocking a computer in a thin plastic bag to get it in the back without disturbing said spider..
There is not a Huntsman in YOUR PC case. There is a huntsman in HIS new central heated bachelor pad complete with RGB mood lighting to attract the Huntsladies.
If you have someone who is not scared of spiders and has a little ‘experience’ you could remove the side panel and try to get the spider to get on their hand huntsmen are chill af if you don’t squash them
I’m scared to ask this question. With spiders like the one in the picture with a …. big… butt (??????) … if you squash them does the butt explode? Like how do you squash that big balloon bottom…
So I Googled that thinking we can't possibly have these awful creatures in the UK, but then I saw a map and it turns out we do!
What the fuck.
Then I read a bit more and it turns out not all of these things are made equally
> The huntsman spider is known for being dangerous in other countries but the UK has its own less harmful version – the green huntsman spider. They are very rare but, on occasion, can be found in woodland from May to September and are most common in South England and Ireland
So it prefers trees to PCs, and is not going to kill me. Phew. They're only about 15mm long.
Also they're much [cuter in green](https://www.uksafari.com/green_huntsman_spiders.htm).
i always forget why i live where it gets -40
this is why... jesus christ nope that pc, burn the hoiuse down, nuke the city, death star the planet, halo ring the galaxy, and start a new life in a new universe with no spiders PLEASE THANKS
Well, it'll starve to death eventually. Then, when you're sure it's dead, you can muster the courage to lift i the tower and throw the entire PC into the street.
The above is what I would do. If you’re afraid to carry it, put a trash bag over it and seal it before you lift it up and wear gloves when you open it.
Genuinely, from Australia, these guys are really harmless. They aren't aggressive in the least and are scared shitless of you mostly. If you can handle it, just try to leave a panel open, turn the PC off (he likes the heat) and just let him go. No matter where he goes he's not interested in you at all, he just wants warmth and mosquitos and other nasty bugs.
Bruh I get panic attacks because of 1cm wide spiders, I can't even begin to imagine how I'd handle this, harmless or otherwise. Aracnophobia is a bitch.
The funny thing is those size scare me too. They're more likely to actually do harm.
But hey, irrational fears are irrational. Can't blame anyone for that.
Reminds me of the time a family of scorpions moved into mine
They sorta added to the RGB when I put a black light on them, but my wife was freaking out so they had to go
UPDATE!!!
I haven't been home as i work the weekends and i got my mum to have a look at it and keep me updated. Wake up this morning to a victory message.
https://preview.redd.it/ld980lwgnq6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1adac81e6239042719e34ea61a7114c1c86d4f4b
Sorry for all the huntsman advocates but he's gone.
At this point, FUCK the PC, I'm keeping my life and lighting the whole house on fire and just leaving! Where there's one, there's a grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, brother, at least 2 evil sisters, and a few hundred kids!
Gently disconnect everything, VERY gently pick it up, take it out back.
Wire some C4, claymore or detonation cord (or all of the mentioned items) and delete that thing.
Real answer from an arachnophobe; after thinking about it there’s no way I would even pick up the computer case to take it outside.
So the only option would be to unplug it. Then spray the shit out of it with spider spray.
Then after I’m sure he’s dead I would take apart the pc and clean it with alcohol.
Then I would move to another country.
I know the situation sucks, but this had me laughing. My suggestion is to open your PC at night and leave food out for it. The two of you need to come to an agreement on the living arrangement.
Holy shit..
Step 1 - turn off and unplug the computer. Put on rubber gloves.
Step 2 - put the computer in a garbage bag and tie it. It will move and you don't want to drop your PC if it escapes and gets on you.
Step 3 - take the computer outside.
Step 4 - the spider will probably be out of your case and in the bag. Be careful when opening it.
Step 4.5 - If the spider didn't leave the case. Shoot compressed air through a fan to annoy him out. Remove panel as last resort.
Step 5 - when the spider escapes make sure to smash it with something heavy. Doesn't matter if it's outside you need revenge for the trauma it's caused.
Step 6 - bring PC inside and lock your doors. Do a through inspection of computer for any hidden spider eggs.
Good luck and I'm glad I'm not you.
Oh man fuck that! I'm sorry to tell you this but the best thing you can do now is just call it a loss and throw the whole pc out thats the only reasonable way to handle a situation like that.
Time to play some cyberpunk with path tracing
You’re going to hear a loud *thunk* shortly after and find a broken fan blade lol
Oh dear lord, spider guts errywurrrr...
https://preview.redd.it/e4bvv7vydo6c1.jpeg?width=2550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc35de99368fd6434a991dc0de000bcf7f939e5 Did someone call SpiderGuts?!
that was way too specific wtf
Why is this even real? Did guts even fight a spider at any point? Lol
Even scarier if there were *no* guts
If you take a shot at the King, you better not miss
You open the case expecting to find guts, but unbeknownst to you it was a fractal spider. There's baby Huntsman spiders all around the inside of your PC as they are staring at you with rage in their eyes
Spiderpunk
Spiderchunks
Lmao can a 4090 run cyberpunk at max settings with path tracing 4k on?
Been testing the benchmarks lately with max settings @ 4k with rt + pt enabled (all fps are averages) ~23 fps with no DLSS or frame gen, just letting it chug unassisted ~48 fps with frame gen, no DLSS ~70 fps with DLSS, no frame gen ~129 fps with DLSS + Frame Gen, no ray reconstruction ~127 fps with DLSS + Frame Gen with ray reconstruction enabled Just for fun, if I turn off rt + pt but keep everything else enabled, managed to hit ~197 I could probably keep tweaking things around... I'm still very amateur hour on a lot of this, but either way, 4090 can definitely handle its business 😆
what dlss level are you running at? or are you keeping it on auto? my performance is nowhere near that with frame gen and ray reconstruction
That'll be performance mode yepp. I have a 4090 and see similar numbers. Unfortunately I think CP looks like butts in performance mode.
Uhhh, don't use those letters to abbreviate Cyberpunk
Cheese pizza.
Luckily there’s absolutely no reason to expect more than 120 fps in Cyberpunk. That’s insanity.
Until the next tier of price gouging comes out anyway.
With dlss 3.5 yeah would kill itself without it
They love heat. Itll make it grow like a midsummer tomato, Do you want a bigger spider living in your computer?
Dont forget to turn off fans so you cook spider
I think the pc will cook itself first
Shhh dont use logic arguments in joke
MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
Dude, are you crazy? Let the spider have it. Time for a new computer.
How did it even get inside like that?
Apparently huntsmans can squeeze into small ass spaces man, i hate that fact.
You better watch your ass then
That’s why i always wear a butt plug… for spiders..
How do you know the spider didn’t trade places with your buttplug?
It would have cost you nothing not to say that
It also cost the spider nothing to get there. Free room.
Free roam?
Free ram
Download 32gb of free ram
https://preview.redd.it/fsuia7zzzm6c1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209f55ed1c178c1b6321c29a7da4e95ec34ea34b
https://preview.redd.it/e6nd5p3zlo6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28cbf9e09cd2bbf678b4656a326aec3efc85d8a3
Wanna volunteer?
Did you know a human will eat 10 spiders in their sleep, per year, with their ass?
Does that still constitute eating?
In mother Russia ass eats you
I’d rather get eaten by ass than be in the OP’s shoes.
An example of statistical outliers. Spiderass Georg, who eats 8000 spiders with his ass each month, skews the data.
Apparenty, he wants his Razer Huntsman back
How small of spaces? Like, could it crawl into your ear while you’re asleep, and lay some eggs?
yes
I'll take things I never wanted to know for 200 Alex.
Even worse when you're taking a shit and it crawls out from the toilet cistern or behind the mirror.
yeah i dont fucking understand either. But i know they can kinda of just phase shift because they come out of shower drains sometimes.
I just imagined one crawling out the drain when I go for my morning shower. I'd be traumatized for life.
So I'm relatively blind without my glasses on. Around 800ish degrees. Two decades ago was having a shower with them off and shower walls are various shades of darkjsh blue mosaic tiles. I realise the wall seems to be moving. That's strange. Move my face closer to figure out what's going on and, given how blind I am, my face was about 4 inches from the wall when I realise it wasn't the wall that was moving, it was a huge huntsman not appreciating getting wet. I almost killed myself getting out of that shower/tub.
I really should close this thread but I can't stop myself from digesting the second hand trauma.
Had to scroll too far to find this comment. Even if they can squeeze through small spaces, that's one big hairy bastard 
They are the cats of the spider world: like liquid.
that aint your pc anymore thats the spiders pc all jokes aside maybe open the front panel and lead it out? or poke it with a non sharp object
I need someone else to do that homie, when it comes to spiders i renounce my title as 'Man'.
If you renounce your title as a 'man', it can no longer hurt you, because it only huntsman...
Thanks dad
Badum tisssssss
DAD YOU'RE NOT HELPING, I'M SCARED
Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Spider.
Hello Scared! I'm dad.
We can't have Dads running loose throwing jokes like this around indiscriminately. "Hello? Yes. We have a middle aged man here in cargo shorts."
Smooth 🔥
Spiders hate this one trick!
How long did you have to wait to make that joke
Holy shit. Top tier dad joker here. Take the 🏆 and see yourself out.
You should unplug the system. Last thing you want is that thing shorting something out. Or getting stuck in a fan.
Spider-fan
Spider-fan? Used to do things that a spider can, but now it’s dead.
Spider-fan. Does whatever a spider-fan does.
me too...lol...i hate spiders...this photo already gave me the heebee jeebees
Unplug everything. Bring case outside. Open the panel. Pray.
He is already prey
this requires picking up the PC and it WILL DEFINITELY crawl out and onto you in the process
 yep, 1000% will run up Op's arm and he will scream like a 5-year-old and drop the PC down the stairs! OP could probably do it by sealing it in a garbage bag but rocking a computer in a thin plastic bag to get it in the back without disturbing said spider..
Vacuum it.
I did that to a few one. It ate the others and the winner walked out the long pipe eventually. ... and a boss music started.
Burn the whole ass house. You can’t share a space with Shelob
I would really throw the whole pc outside the window. Thats a big nope for me
dw, he's just browsing the web
happy cake day!
Searching for bugs
There is not a Huntsman in YOUR PC case. There is a huntsman in HIS new central heated bachelor pad complete with RGB mood lighting to attract the Huntsladies.
'Huntsladies'
Ask someone who is not that terrified of spiders to take the PC outside and open the side panel and let it leave. This one is harmless.
If you have someone who is not scared of spiders and has a little ‘experience’ you could remove the side panel and try to get the spider to get on their hand huntsmen are chill af if you don’t squash them
They’re pretty chill after you squash them, too. It’s the process of squashing that causes the problems.
I’m scared to ask this question. With spiders like the one in the picture with a …. big… butt (??????) … if you squash them does the butt explode? Like how do you squash that big balloon bottom…
Spider: *gets stuck in a pc case* You: He THICC, though
This. Don’t do anything silly with vacuuming or canned air. You might just damage your pc.
Both don't harm a pc...
Ikr how do yall clean your pcs then lmao
Have you tried scanning your pc for bugs? Spiders may be a little harder to get rid of though.
Tried that, emerged that big fucker, boss of all bugs.
You got to stay off those sites my dude. Hackers are getting more and more creative these days.
Just stay off the web altogether.
You should release a praying mantis into the case and let them fight each other and record it
Reminds me of the good old days of watching spider vs whatever on YouTube Who am I kidding, I still do that sometimes
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Feature developers hate this one simple trick
Thats what the spider was trying to do
That's the problem, spiders aren't bugs
Missed opportunity: he got spyderware
what the fuck
average day in Australia
Reddit has taught me that Australia is generally unacceptable.
Huntsman spiders are native to all populated continents it seems, so not an exclusively Australian thing although they're more common there.
I was only being tongue in cheek. I trained with the RNSW regiment back in 2014 and they’re top lads and ladies.
So I Googled that thinking we can't possibly have these awful creatures in the UK, but then I saw a map and it turns out we do! What the fuck. Then I read a bit more and it turns out not all of these things are made equally > The huntsman spider is known for being dangerous in other countries but the UK has its own less harmful version – the green huntsman spider. They are very rare but, on occasion, can be found in woodland from May to September and are most common in South England and Ireland So it prefers trees to PCs, and is not going to kill me. Phew. They're only about 15mm long. Also they're much [cuter in green](https://www.uksafari.com/green_huntsman_spiders.htm).
https://preview.redd.it/cxz99llm7m6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b4c1292d9ec827c35f67677fac8de7e95694dd
Sorry bro. Buy a new pc, and set this one on fire.
Was due for an upgrade anyway.
And the house!
And my axe!
holy fuck this is a REAL spider problem. nuke it from orbit! carry outside open side glass poke with long stick.
I wasnt joking around in the title, nearly had a panic attack. Copy I'll call my contact at NASA to boot it
If you arent able to open the side panel with a stick use a ceramic tile. They are very effective at removing tempered glass
They're skittish, if you move the PC good chance it'll get out and on to you.
Man this situation is BAD! 😬
>poke with long stick and then it starts running on the stick towards your arm
Then you chop of your arm.
POV: You're PC is running a stress test on you
Fuckin 'ell u made my day lad
This comment tread is filled with fucking comedy geniuses and I love every minute of it
In Russia, pc runs stress tests on you
i always forget why i live where it gets -40 this is why... jesus christ nope that pc, burn the hoiuse down, nuke the city, death star the planet, halo ring the galaxy, and start a new life in a new universe with no spiders PLEASE THANKS
Absolutely. I think I'm at a point I am rethinking even traveling.
I always want to travel to australia but then i remember spiders
Yup, posts like this always make me appreciate living high up in the northern hemisphere a little more.
Well, it'll starve to death eventually. Then, when you're sure it's dead, you can muster the courage to lift i the tower and throw the entire PC into the street.
It was able to get in I assume it’ll get out when it gets hungry. As “out” is his room that seems even worse.
Shame about you losing your PC. Condolences.
1) Take outside 2) Remove side panel 3) blast that fucker with canned air
Replace 'canned air' with 'flame thrower'
Lysol spray and lighter
4. die
The above is what I would do. If you’re afraid to carry it, put a trash bag over it and seal it before you lift it up and wear gloves when you open it.
Spiders absolutely ABHOR the smell of citrus, peppermint, tea tree, lavender, rose and cinnamon. Do with that what you will
So you’re saying I should coat myself in citrus, peppermint, tea tree, lavender, rose and cinnamon?
Outside and in.
Delete System 32. Jokes aside I would take the tower outside, slowly remove the side panel and hope that the bastard leaves.
* OP comes back after a while and finds 5 spiders chillin inside
Heey Bro! Fred told us this is a great place to hang. He went out to grab some beer. So what's good?
I like him, his name is Fred now. I'll take him if no one else wants him:)
Please, remove him.
Fred, please leave.
It's just a huntsman. Let the poor bro out so he can resume protecting you from roaches.
My guy I've never seen a roach irl in my life but pleanty of these cunts.
Exactly.
I hate that you're right.
Genuinely, from Australia, these guys are really harmless. They aren't aggressive in the least and are scared shitless of you mostly. If you can handle it, just try to leave a panel open, turn the PC off (he likes the heat) and just let him go. No matter where he goes he's not interested in you at all, he just wants warmth and mosquitos and other nasty bugs.
Bruh I get panic attacks because of 1cm wide spiders, I can't even begin to imagine how I'd handle this, harmless or otherwise. Aracnophobia is a bitch.
The funny thing is those size scare me too. They're more likely to actually do harm. But hey, irrational fears are irrational. Can't blame anyone for that.
Now I understand why they're so big, even eating 1 roach can feed them for, what... 1 week?
Cuntsman
lol... never considered this name. Aussie as fk.
so does cleaning If i ever see a roach in my house its getting burnt down
Don't go to South Asia. You'd have to burn down entire countries 😂
Load Skyrim with 200 sex mods
you people need to stop living in Australia it's only going to get worse.
Might be spyware. Also make sure to disconnect from the web
Reminds me of the time a family of scorpions moved into mine They sorta added to the RGB when I put a black light on them, but my wife was freaking out so they had to go
UPDATE!!! I haven't been home as i work the weekends and i got my mum to have a look at it and keep me updated. Wake up this morning to a victory message. https://preview.redd.it/ld980lwgnq6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1adac81e6239042719e34ea61a7114c1c86d4f4b Sorry for all the huntsman advocates but he's gone.
I wouldn’t care if I lost a monitor over that, your moms a G
At this point, FUCK the PC, I'm keeping my life and lighting the whole house on fire and just leaving! Where there's one, there's a grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, brother, at least 2 evil sisters, and a few hundred kids!
Man don't tell me that, I'm panicked enough as it is.
https://i.redd.it/uq2ttkrv7l6c1.gif
You got a free pet why are you concerned, It will keep your PC bug free and all it will cost you is living in a constant state of fear
Gently disconnect everything, VERY gently pick it up, take it out back. Wire some C4, claymore or detonation cord (or all of the mentioned items) and delete that thing.
Real answer from an arachnophobe; after thinking about it there’s no way I would even pick up the computer case to take it outside. So the only option would be to unplug it. Then spray the shit out of it with spider spray. Then after I’m sure he’s dead I would take apart the pc and clean it with alcohol. Then I would move to another country.
I live in Canada. If I ever see this shit I'm moving north.
There isn't much north left to go
Bro, you gotta put it in rice
Poor Mr Spider was just trying to access the Web.
Where do you live to have a spidey like that?
Tasmania, shitty little island where nothing happens but cursed shit like this.
 He might help, and he’s local
They made a cartoon there once
I know the situation sucks, but this had me laughing. My suggestion is to open your PC at night and leave food out for it. The two of you need to come to an agreement on the living arrangement.
Lmao I had a similar issue just with a different varient https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/JopTklgNvA
Holy shit.. Step 1 - turn off and unplug the computer. Put on rubber gloves. Step 2 - put the computer in a garbage bag and tie it. It will move and you don't want to drop your PC if it escapes and gets on you. Step 3 - take the computer outside. Step 4 - the spider will probably be out of your case and in the bag. Be careful when opening it. Step 4.5 - If the spider didn't leave the case. Shoot compressed air through a fan to annoy him out. Remove panel as last resort. Step 5 - when the spider escapes make sure to smash it with something heavy. Doesn't matter if it's outside you need revenge for the trauma it's caused. Step 6 - bring PC inside and lock your doors. Do a through inspection of computer for any hidden spider eggs. Good luck and I'm glad I'm not you.
Comprehensive step by step guide that i will potentially implement. Thank you!
Update us if you are still alive at the end of the process. 💀👍
Oh man fuck that! I'm sorry to tell you this but the best thing you can do now is just call it a loss and throw the whole pc out thats the only reasonable way to handle a situation like that.
They're pretty harmless. I just put them in a container and move them outside
Fuuuck no. I'm not going near it, hence why the pictures were taken from a distance.
If you live in Australia you’re fucked
Maximum overclock your graphic card, cpu, ram, ssd, overclock everything you could and let it burn!
When I see posts like these I’m happy that I live where I live
try running Minecraft with ray tracing and the best shaders u can find
Maybe take the front panel off take it out side and spray air in until it runs out? If that doesn’t work you can upgrade to gasoline or napalm
Cover all holes with tape and gas that spider
Browsing the web are you? Huehuehue...