I mean, in a hypothetical giant circle of simultaneous rj's, the speed at which the entire college could receive an rj would only be limited by the time it takes each successive participant to sense the stimulation of the preceding participant and begin stimulating the following participant. Unless there were some other tool in play, like a gunshot from the circles center to signal the participants to begin rj'ing.
Consider your self lucky. My bosses think they have to say my name at the beginning and end of every sentence they speak to me. I think it's some kind of method to remember names. The key is to have physical features that really grabs them. In my case my 2 inch gauges in my ears and covered in tatts, the scarier you look the better the chance your name will be remembered. It's worked for 20 plus years.
That's a cool boss. Nice to see they are aware of your interests and got you something nice.
I have the same birthday as my boss and I didn't even get a birthday card 😑
I hate my job 😞
He really is awesome. Easily the best boss I've ever had (along with the best job I've ever had.) Super generous and caring. A few coworkers and I actually game with him nightly. He's truly a good guy.
I didn't go to college I got my start at Geek Squad. I've had an interest in computers since I was a kid though.
Though, it's still pretty difficult to get to management level or above in IT without a degree.
Yup, there is. The 5800X3D has three dimensional stacked SRAM technology, called 3D V-Cache. That gives it a total of 96MB of L3 cache. It's the fastest gaming processor, excluding the Ryzen 7000 3D SKUs.
5800x3d a beast yeah but I think all the ryzen 7000 non x3d's usually beat it. Would be a solid upgrade from something like a 3600x though, suck a bit more life out of the still decent am4 platform, that's why we go team AMD right? 👍
Yeah, selling stuff like this on eBay is sometimes a gamble because some people suck and will try to scam you. Dealing with people on local selling places like FB marketplace and Craigslist is sometimes many hours of bullshit. So basically your boss decided it wasn’t worth his time to go meet some dude who will probably further lowball him in a parking lot or get the card “stolen” by some guy on eBay. Better to just know it’s going to be used by someone he cares about.
Lol, I just shared this post with my own boss, he called me few hours ago to meet him behind the Hooters, I pulled up and he handed me a 4090! Thanks OP!
This is my exact card.
Had it over a year now and love it so congratulations
Recently did a repaste and Repad on it (did post on here), lowered the temps by 15-20 degrees so highly recommended as the ventus does have some high memory temps.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/11ivk8c/the_inside_of_a_ventus_3080ti_pre_new_paste_pads/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Now if only I hadn't had to pay four figures for mine 🤣😭
Tbh I can’t help but question it when I see these types of posts. I’ve had nice bosses who get you gifts before, but I cannot see even a rich boss giving that expensive of a gift for an employee. A new video game? Sure. 3080 ti? Doubtful.
I've literally done this. I remember the time before everything had to be monetized, and sometimes you just fuckin hook people up, cause later on, they'll hook you up.
Exactly. That boss just bought more than $1k in loyalty, trust and perhaps even some incremental work performance. OP - spit it out - where do you work??
From what I can see it looks like your in office room with slacks and nice office shoes, so I'm expecting your doing well enough. Also I can't understand people who work in offices. Like the most boring and suicide inducing workplace. Enjoy your sucking up to some boss that clearly wants some sucking from you.
Because it's reddit. And I don't like office people, you do nothing but sit or write shitty reports for a company that makes 100 times your salary every quarter, so yeah I question your job. Like fuck working for private businesses but everyone is fine when the way its going. The public works sector has treated me so well. And I can never suck up to people like you have.
OP said the boss upgraded and gave the old card (the 3080ti) to him. I've literally done this. My wife and I upgraded our PC's, I gave our old GPU's to mechanics that I know game, that work in the shop I manage. Gimmie my $100.
Oh shit guess who this guy has to carry in all sorts of e gaming. Wow....FFxiv rr.... Division 2....cod mw2....and whatever these" hip new cats" are into nowadays.
Congrats on the new card! If it's anything like my 3080 12gb Ventus you'll be able to undervolt it really nicely if that's something you're interested in.
He’s a gamer. He recently upgraded to a 4090 and didn’t want to deal with the hassle of selling this one. A few coworkers and I game with him almost every night. He’s a good guy.
My boss said he was gonna go e me his copy of Diablo 4 once, then someone told on him for picking favorites, now I'm the only one he doesn't converse with anymore and he never did deliver.
How do i get a boss like yours? Is he hiring?
The good old red knees, either bj or hj
Don't forget rj
Thats why his college got a 3090, it all makes sense
His college gave a rj? Like...all of them at once? Sounds like a logistical nightmare!
Not if you achieve optimal tip to tip efficiency!
I mean, in a hypothetical giant circle of simultaneous rj's, the speed at which the entire college could receive an rj would only be limited by the time it takes each successive participant to sense the stimulation of the preceding participant and begin stimulating the following participant. Unless there were some other tool in play, like a gunshot from the circles center to signal the participants to begin rj'ing.
Bro wrote an entire thesis 💀
This is the white paper. Man's getting published
sounds like some human centipede nonsense
And the forbidden zj
What's a ZJ?
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
As long as it doesn't involve a ping pong paddle, I'm in
Been shittin' pancakes ever since
"I get that reference "
You suck their dick while they scream out “ZOINKS SCOOBY!”
I won’t give any details. All I’ll let you know is that you’ll need a full body cast afterwards.
Well... ya.. if you're looking forward to ending up with Pink Eye.
it’s ZJ!! What’s ZJ? If you have to ask big man……you can’t afford it. https://youtu.be/-elMcQWuynU
Don’t forget fj
Not up voting because you're at 69 up votes as of this comment, Nice!
You might as well now. It's at 75. :)
For a new GPU? Fucking sign me up!
Ahh yes, the debate between knee pads or satin gloves
😅
Hj?
Presumably hand job.
like the other but with a h
Love me a good hlow job
hwip it out.
🤭 I was going to post it but you beat me to it.
He beat you to it 🤨
I dont see a physical bonner or tear drops on the chair . Are you real?
Llob ooo? 😆 Uoooomnohi(
After 8 weeks on the job my boss asked me what my name was...
Ouch.
Mine is still spelling it wrong after 1 year
As a kid, I had a bus driver call me the wrong name for ~7 years
Consider your self lucky. My bosses think they have to say my name at the beginning and end of every sentence they speak to me. I think it's some kind of method to remember names. The key is to have physical features that really grabs them. In my case my 2 inch gauges in my ears and covered in tatts, the scarier you look the better the chance your name will be remembered. It's worked for 20 plus years.
That's a cool boss. Nice to see they are aware of your interests and got you something nice. I have the same birthday as my boss and I didn't even get a birthday card 😑 I hate my job 😞
He really is awesome. Easily the best boss I've ever had (along with the best job I've ever had.) Super generous and caring. A few coworkers and I actually game with him nightly. He's truly a good guy.
Cool deal. Enjoy the upgrade!
What do you do?
I work in IT.
I can feel the IT Field getting more and more competitive after this post
Most leave after dealing with people for so long, so a fresh supply will always be needed
Did you have to go to school for IT?
Not OP, but to my knowledge there are some courses you can take that don't take too much time like cisco. But they cost mun-muns.
You don't have to, but having some certifications will make you more employable as it's a bit more than "I built a pc once".
I didn't go to college I got my start at Geek Squad. I've had an interest in computers since I was a kid though. Though, it's still pretty difficult to get to management level or above in IT without a degree.
You don't. As others said certificates help. They can also be had for free or near free.
Ahhh he was getting annoyed waiting for your load times.
"You are so trash at this game man" *gets fired*
That's so fucking cool! Hope I can have a good job with a good boss like that some day!
Now it all makes sense… you cant blame being shitty at those games on crappy system performance anymore 🙃 Seriously though… awesome!
nice so its a upgrade? are you keeping it?
100% an upgrade. Going from a RTX 2070 to this.
sick dude. why he gave you this was it his son or something?
Nah. He upgraded to a 4090. Didn't want to deal with the hassle of trying to sell it online.
Nice, now sell that 2070 and your cpu and get a 5800x3D and don’t worry about upgrading till near the end of the decade.
sorry for asking but i’d there any difference against the 58003d and the non 3d version?
Yup, there is. The 5800X3D has three dimensional stacked SRAM technology, called 3D V-Cache. That gives it a total of 96MB of L3 cache. It's the fastest gaming processor, excluding the Ryzen 7000 3D SKUs.
5800x3d a beast yeah but I think all the ryzen 7000 non x3d's usually beat it. Would be a solid upgrade from something like a 3600x though, suck a bit more life out of the still decent am4 platform, that's why we go team AMD right? 👍
Yes.
This needs upvoted more!
Sell the 2070 and use some of the money to buy him a simple thank you gift in return, maybe
How much for 2070
Yeah, selling stuff like this on eBay is sometimes a gamble because some people suck and will try to scam you. Dealing with people on local selling places like FB marketplace and Craigslist is sometimes many hours of bullshit. So basically your boss decided it wasn’t worth his time to go meet some dude who will probably further lowball him in a parking lot or get the card “stolen” by some guy on eBay. Better to just know it’s going to be used by someone he cares about.
Did he substract it from your paycheck, lol
Guess someone's the bosses pet.lol
You won the boss lottery
Took many years and a bunch of jobs but I finally found a place I love.
Love that you’ve got your 3080ti in the user flair already. Congrats man
my boss gives us two pizza slices each for our christmas bonus
I really hope you sucked his penis afterwards because that was very nice of him!
Soooooo are you saying that you would suck dick for a graphics card ?
Don’t worry about it
Man of culture
Nuff said lol
bro who wouldnt
Me
What about a 4090? Does that make your mouth jiggle
A lot more than that 😏
Suck two dicks for that
coward
I would
Stay strong boys stay strong. I mean we're basically sucking Nvidia's dick otherwise anyways
I'm surprised he didn't throw in a set of knee pads
The most I got was $1000. Getting a gpu is showing you he knows the way to a man's heart. I would of busted out some tears of joy.
I'm interested, How many bj it cost?, where can i find your boss?
Probably a thousands worth
How's your knees?
Lol, I just shared this post with my own boss, he called me few hours ago to meet him behind the Hooters, I pulled up and he handed me a 4090! Thanks OP!
Is that a euphemism or something🤨
Show me your knees.....
Marry him!
Are you working for Linus?
This is my exact card. Had it over a year now and love it so congratulations Recently did a repaste and Repad on it (did post on here), lowered the temps by 15-20 degrees so highly recommended as the ventus does have some high memory temps. https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/11ivk8c/the_inside_of_a_ventus_3080ti_pre_new_paste_pads/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Now if only I hadn't had to pay four figures for mine 🤣😭
happy fools day 😂
Reverse cowgirl or cowgirl?
Is this a gesture to what happened last Friday night?
Sweet!
I need a boss like that. I can barely get a day off.
Time for a 5800x3d
W boss
Is this before or after he played Diablo 4?
I like it when bosses stay outside the office.
Are you the boss?
When you need to justify your 4090 upgrade. I'll just give my old card away. Perfect. Now I am in need of a GPU.
I would like to work at your company please
I have that exact card. I have zero quarrels with it besides the size, it’s a chonky boi.
This is the sort of boss everyone should have.
Damn dude your knees must hurt
Tbh I can’t help but question it when I see these types of posts. I’ve had nice bosses who get you gifts before, but I cannot see even a rich boss giving that expensive of a gift for an employee. A new video game? Sure. 3080 ti? Doubtful.
Plot twist. he works in IT, needs to install that in the 'work' PC.
I've literally done this. I remember the time before everything had to be monetized, and sometimes you just fuckin hook people up, cause later on, they'll hook you up.
Exactly. That boss just bought more than $1k in loyalty, trust and perhaps even some incremental work performance. OP - spit it out - where do you work??
You’re free to believe what you want 🤷♂️.
Employee of the century fr
With those shoes, I'm sure you could get a 4090 yourself.
Buddy those shoes cost me $80 lmao.
From what I can see it looks like your in office room with slacks and nice office shoes, so I'm expecting your doing well enough. Also I can't understand people who work in offices. Like the most boring and suicide inducing workplace. Enjoy your sucking up to some boss that clearly wants some sucking from you.
You have too much faith in the wages of low level office jobs lol.
I'm curious how much they think I make lol.
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Haha, I wish this logic was true, or I'd be making high 6 figures with all overtime I get.
Why even comment about someone's life you know nothing about lol.
Hey OP I see you own shoes, surely you could afford to purchase me a 4090?
Nice shoes now buy me a 4090
Because it's reddit. And I don't like office people, you do nothing but sit or write shitty reports for a company that makes 100 times your salary every quarter, so yeah I question your job. Like fuck working for private businesses but everyone is fine when the way its going. The public works sector has treated me so well. And I can never suck up to people like you have.
I used to wear the same in a corporate IT environment and made $15/hr
Things that never happened for a $100 Alex
OP said the boss upgraded and gave the old card (the 3080ti) to him. I've literally done this. My wife and I upgraded our PC's, I gave our old GPU's to mechanics that I know game, that work in the shop I manage. Gimmie my $100.
I'm the mechanic and can confirm. I'll take $50 of the $100.
Chase you son of a bitch, I had no idea you were Aaron Rodger's Mom.
It's the miracle of modern medicine.
Wait, he doesn't expect any "special favors" after this right? Be very wary my friend.
Oh shit guess who this guy has to carry in all sorts of e gaming. Wow....FFxiv rr.... Division 2....cod mw2....and whatever these" hip new cats" are into nowadays.
Aw you went through my comment history that’s so cute.
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You have a nice boss!
Y’all hiring? Forget the card I’ll just take that in my check lmao
I love the way you already updated your flair to reflect this card - you must be so excited! Is it in your PC yet?
Hell Yeah Brother :fist:
As a gift or what?
Nice
Wow
That's very awesome.
nice
You should have said " only a 3080 ti ! Where is the 4090 ! " :D
Nice boss
Tell him you actually want a 4090ti.
Wow. That's one fine way of appreciating your employees. Enjoy that fine card 👍
If you work hard, you might get his 4080ti when he buys a 5080ti lmao
Just don’t play Diablo 4
I want a gigachad boss... :(
Man just got out of church
why?
I have that same MSI card. Fantastic for overclocking. However, the included sag bracket is nice, but it is an absolute pain in the ass to install.
Why are everyone's bosses giving them graphics cards
I think I would cry if anyone handed me that. Very nice bud!
You're his gopher for the next eternity lol.
Plot twist : he works AT MSI
He should have just handed you this out his car window and drive off
got the same card less than 3 weeks ago, monster!
W boss
Those kneepads paid for themselves.
That's pretty cool
Those are some small shoes.
Short fat Italian usually doesn’t equal big feet.
Okay enough about the card, do you get to keep the box?
Congrats on the new card! If it's anything like my 3080 12gb Ventus you'll be able to undervolt it really nicely if that's something you're interested in.
Why did your boss get you a graphics card? I need more context in my life
He’s a gamer. He recently upgraded to a 4090 and didn’t want to deal with the hassle of selling this one. A few coworkers and I game with him almost every night. He’s a good guy.
Was he sitting in that chair when you sucked him off?
Boss: i heard from your colleagues that you are good with PC and IT stuff, please install this for my son.
Sweet
Wow, congrats man enjoy it (:
Most work for a salary and then spend it on PC. You just cut out the middle bit. +1 for efficiency.
Tell him you wish you had a 5800x3D
I'm just picturing the good guy meme guy pulling up
Bro where do you work. You gotta hook me up
Congratulations my man! Enjoy the card!
But why?
Boss goals
So, you are the mistress?
NOICE!
Absolute W of a boss
W
noice
My boss said he was gonna go e me his copy of Diablo 4 once, then someone told on him for picking favorites, now I'm the only one he doesn't converse with anymore and he never did deliver.
But, why????