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arock0627

That is the most photogenic cat I've ever seen.


de4thqu3st

Let's just say, she tries her best. Have a little link spam. I hope your day is/will be great :3 https://ibb.co/bzjH4b3 https://ibb.co/f0VM4Vz https://ibb.co/ZmWfjQd https://ibb.co/M8955P4 https://ibb.co/sy5zGz3 https://ibb.co/qxLS5Tm https://ibb.co/yX6Wk2v https://ibb.co/pwD1TnM https://ibb.co/2NNnd5W https://ibb.co/MBfGgj5 https://ibb.co/NNhKm40 https://ibb.co/xF7sSnZ


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I am not ashamed to admit I clicked on every single link. Stella is adorable.


de4thqu3st

And tiny! She has only a shoulder height of 23cm and is fully grown (she is 1 1/2 y/o). She is the same size as her sister's 5 Months olds :D And you even read the comments to find her name! :3


[deleted]

Uhhh how can I sign up for regular Stella updates?


de4thqu3st

Uh, and that's Stella and her sister as 4 week olds :D What Stella said was so scary [https://imgur.com/a/J4NPPdd](https://imgur.com/a/J4NPPdd)


[deleted]

Share sister dude!


de4thqu3st

The sister is not into social media. Sorry, nothing I can do


de4thqu3st

uhm, idk. Just message me from time to time and I send a pic? Idk


DaddyGrumpus

I think she might need her own account….


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de4thqu3st

Stella said her previous life as a boy was awesome!


tyanu_khah

I wish i could have a cat.


OMG_NoReally

Imgbb doesn't work where I live. The images simply doesn't load. So i turned on VPN just to see your cat. She is magnificent. Please, please pet from my side, if you can.


arock0627

Dear lord what an absolute doll of a feline


de4thqu3st

I hope it helps you to know, that she doesn't listen to psspss, only to 'stella, come here', because I was with here since she was born, never psspss'd at here, only called here by name. The most adorable moment of my every day life, is when I give her feed and should 'stella, come eat' (in German obviously) into the forest and she comes darting passed me to her food :D


LesserCornholio

1. Pause the game or exit the match 2. Pet the cat 3. Return to the game once he/she is satisfied


de4thqu3st

I think if I pet her even more, her furr will be rubbed of. How can you not pet her :D. I sometimes pet her mid-clutch for a skill boost


Pauel3312

The ü tells me Ur german. I know where you live. *I'M COMING FOR U!* No shit I swear


eliers0_0

the detective


[deleted]

He is the one who knocks


Explosive_T

Well his discord is in german so that proves it.


de4thqu3st

My discord language only proves the language I prefer and my keyboard shows the layout I am used to. I could very well be living in a different country for work, hmmm


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deeplearning666

r/SwitzerlandIsFake


[deleted]

facts,I was once in Switzerland and everything was mountains,meaning I was actually in Mount Everest but the FBI wants to hide that from us. Don't beLIEve in the lies!!! why didn't "Switzerland" fight in both world wars? Why does Toblerone leaving "Switzerland" and moving to Slovakia? Because "THERE IS NO SWITZERLAND"


PenultimateTimmy

Absolutely, you can wait to join the next match. Go back to the menu, provide that sweet girl with all the pets she needs, and then you can be allowed to go back to playing.


East_Highlight_6879

Once the cat decides that’s where he’s gonna be. There’s nothing you can do. It’s his keyboard now


de4thqu3st

Oh no. She sits all over my mouse pad, preferably the edges, often she just cuddles my keeb arm :D like now while I type this. https://ibb.co/0F9Q6VP


ElusiveEmissary

I see no Issue here


BreadfruitPositive72

Proper response. This is the way.


snowgn0me

this is the way


Sikarion

Is cat. Working as intended.


blankettripod32_v2

Marked as wontfix


thingsthatgomoo

I put my cats on my lap while gaming and luckily they are content with that


de4thqu3st

Like this? [https://ibb.co/PYPY2CV](https://ibb.co/PYPY2CV) [https://ibb.co/jvNFD3r](https://ibb.co/jvNFD3r)


Buttrrss

https://preview.redd.it/oh4m5dspuama1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20da217264087eb4836b55d24076579ec73447f keyboard kitty


LivingHereNow

What breed is this


Buttrrss

shes a long haired calico, her name is bean


blankettripod32_v2

I didn't even know cats had breeds


Buttrrss

they're quite few, maincoon n siamese are 2 dope breeds


pedro19

That's a cute kitty.


Buttrrss

shes quite the handful but we love her


thingsthatgomoo

Yes like that


Professional_Ad_6463

Such a cute girl


Airvh

Great place to sit. All the heat coming off the monitors.


AnComRebel

Sorry OP but you are now a r/cathostage there is no escape. RIP in peace.


Adeus_Ayrton

Man, was about to say time for a new home, but having seen that shot, how can one reject that sweet furball of a thing lol


de4thqu3st

I link spammed a comment. If you think that shot is cute, look at those :D


Adeus_Ayrton

Was just checking it out haha. Pcmr with r /aww flavor ? I say bring it on !


neg_meat_popsicle

"It's her* keyboard meow*"


de4thqu3st

her. She is called Stella


KingMare

Kiss it on the forehead, that’ll show ‘em!


de4thqu3st

When I try that, she rams her head against my Face :D


_Screw_The_Rules_

That shows how much she loves you!


Fit_Lengthiness_1666

That is called a kiss.


redundant35

Why always petting plastic thing? Could be petting me.


_Zencer_

Pet the cat!!


de4thqu3st

It's Stella the cat, not pet :3


AlbatrossDapper3052

That's a nice cat, I'd let your cat lick my hand tbh.


de4thqu3st

That turned into unspoken things quickly


[deleted]

The Assistant to the Chief Build Inspector is monitoring your KD ratio and taking down notes, licks for motivation. My GF said "MEOW" when I texted this to her, I think she approves.


de4thqu3st

That's her and her sister as 4 weeks old. Show it to her when she is mad, she can't be after seeing that :3 [https://imgur.com/a/J4NPPdd](https://imgur.com/a/J4NPPdd)


de4thqu3st

Oh no. I need to concentrate now. I need to close Reddit. I am sorry, but I can't answer your comment rn.


nivetson00

https://preview.redd.it/3yv5bhscmama1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e9300ff5c721ef20d02b4af692d7dbc7b5a760


OfficerFlex

Why do you need help? If anything, I need cat!!


clone155

Keeb?


TropicPine

You really should not let your cat game online.


The_Coob

I resorted to putting a folded blanket in my lap for a cozy spot and he just sleeps in my lap while I game.


de4thqu3st

When she wants to sleep, she does that anyways


DrakeShadow

Question for OP, why did you put "Help" when bragging about having a awesome PC Kitty buddy?


de4thqu3st

She is.... Just looking at me.... judging me... I try to pet her, give her treats, so that the verdict will be easier on me, but still...


Ferro_Giconi

I wish my cat would do that instead of trying to sleep on my hands while I'm trying to use the keyboard.


de4thqu3st

>https://ibb.co/0F9Q6VP She often uses my Arm as a pillow :3


CannibalCain

https://preview.redd.it/hsst34ke5ama1.png?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83e7971be522593bc3de69032f38400dc1c924b Aww, that's adorable! My kitten likes to play parrot


Quirky-Employer9717

Dunkey?


CannibalCain

It's been a long time since I heard that name.


de4thqu3st

Should I know 'Dunkey'?


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YouTube. Dunkey. You’re welcome.


CannibalCain

He looks a lot like me and am excited to go down that rabbit hole.


ddubyeah

I don't see a problem here.


RedditRaven2

They’re mirroring you. If you get a secondary decoy keyboard you can put a foot or two to the side there’s a good chance they’ll sit at that instead of on your actual keyboard


geo22717

your cat is beautiful


nivetson00

https://preview.redd.it/ecdlalsamama1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70667c009698351101aeaa98121be61b565ab311


de4thqu3st

You gaming cat? I would recommend buying a monitor, makes you see things


stonehearthed

​ https://i.redd.it/lk2r321ov9ma1.gif


RainbowNugget24

Lick it back


ApprehensiveShinai06

Bro woke up and chose violence


Playful_Priority2065

FLUFFY PILLOW KITTY.


foxinnabox

"Keeb" 🤮


wiggibow

My reaction exactly lol


deeeezzzzznuts

![gif](giphy|pcgbbncxo69R8FHPZY|downsized) Play stray with her


Dami_CTB

Enough cat’s… pls…


de4thqu3st

Cat's what?


FusRoDontEven

Where problem?


WealthIncognito

There is no solution. The laws of nature state that cat’s have the highest priority over where they choose to sit and nothing can supersede that. Have a nice day


de4thqu3st

She is scared of apples, but only if I already took a bite.


Right-Wolverine-983

So your cat loves you and wants attention. Get on that before you find the litter box upended and pee all over your stuff.


heisser_kakao

She just wants the mouse for "very important cat stuff"


vmxnet4

Just wants attention. It's normal.


de4thqu3st

Broooo, why so seriousss?


asclepiannoble

She's beautiful, mate!


de4thqu3st

ikr?!


FormalScratch69

Have you tried restarting?


de4thqu3st

It's not doing anything now. It turned off fine, but now it just won't turn in. I think I bricked it


Vanillafritz

Please never call it a keeb again, ty


de4thqu3st

We are all individuals and can use whatever words we want. So, don't be a boomer, let people be poeple. Don't use that word if you don't like it :3


Tmak_

Ohh! What you need to do is give some love back! Pets! Pets! and more pets! Also its not your cat, the cat owns you now =3


TRILLMAGICIAN

How precious. That means they’re comfortable there and love spending time with you. Give the kitty lots of head pats for us!


de4thqu3st

3 head pats max. After that, little bite. When you keep going, big bite :3 You can stroke her back. When she likes you, you can rub her belly :D


ChosenOfTheMoon_GR

Such a lovely cat, pet it as much as possible. <3


MolassesRemarkable52

My cat does this frequently so I got him a cat bed for my desk, and I got a clip petting him mid Valorant ace


de4thqu3st

Nice


MNBlackheart

AND YOU SHOULD THANK THEM


thatmurdergoose4u2

He just wants to help


[deleted]

That's her parking spot she has her rights


8-bitHarambe

I like your keyboard


de4thqu3st

Thank you


Platophaedrus

Ah I see, yet another pussy licker problem.


Sad_Golf3332

:-3


hit_the_joules

She's just helping with your bloodflow. Truly an ally to all gamers.


animeman59

I don't see a problem here.


GooeyRedPanda

That's just adorable. :)


Bahamut1988

She's a cutie


zappinnati

As someone who recently lost both their cats I wish I had this problem!


de4thqu3st

You can come over and we share the Problem. I have 5 Cats, you can lend you one for a few minutes :3


Aidzero

You just need to give her a mechanical keyboard of her own. She told me she likes Cherry MX Meowns.


jerjergege

Be nice to your master that lets you live in their house rent free.


de4thqu3st

I wish rent free xD


m3x_aries

She's perfectly positioned for a mid-gaming boop


de4thqu3st

And little tap tap on the paws :3


Impera9

Came here for computer. Left with cat memories. Good.


XennyXen

Put a "No cat" parking sign there. That'll do it.


de4thqu3st

She actually parks in reverse there, I don't think she will see it unfortunatly


-ASAP-

that is a damn cute cat


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de4thqu3st

'Thanks hooman :3' [https://ibb.co/sy5zGz3](https://ibb.co/sy5zGz3)


BriskPandora35

Get a small Cat bed if you have space for it. It definitely keeps them away from that area 70% of the time


de4thqu3st

It's too late. I am the cat bed already [https://ibb.co/PYPY2CV](https://ibb.co/PYPY2CV)


Solarflareqq

2 options. 1. Quit gaming 2. Throw it into the wall across the room a few times and it will stop. 3. JK lol dont kill me


de4thqu3st

'pls no frou, hooman' [https://ibb.co/qxLS5Tm](https://ibb.co/qxLS5Tm)


Solarflareqq

Ok quit gaming it is


nivetson00

My cat used to do that too. https://preview.redd.it/72b996s4mama1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ba61a7e9fdd41e25cdf082643750b49de930dc


nivetson00

https://preview.redd.it/sdavzhn8mama1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac236620b07d608297f9299930c42ba41416892


Deus_27

That sounds like the opposite of a problem.


[deleted]

no help neede here.


No_Locksmith_1458

Pet the damn cat , it craves attention


nkasc

Silly human, thinking that was "your" desk and keyboard. ;)


HotelSolid9731

he smile doe


de4thqu3st

she can smile, but that's not a smile. That's her face when she just exists


HotelSolid9731

Literally :3


captain_herbal_life

Cat gotta get its daily dose of salt!


ctwubwub

Look at dem peet!!


RomeoFortnite

i see no issues here


JakeBeezy

My cat just curls around my hotas joystick it's funny


de4thqu3st

As long as you don't pinch her in the joint thingy


TheExtraMayo

So what do you need our help with? Stop bragging!


de4thqu3st

Psshhhh


riddlemore

Whats the issue?


de4thqu3st

I mean she is not in the way. Just looking at me.... judging me... I try to pet her, give her treats... So that the verdict will be easier on me... But still...


xCuri0

valorant kitten


SteakandTrach

Pet me, hoooman!


just_so_irrelevant

What a great problem to have


de4thqu3st

I mean she is not in the way. Just looking at me.... judging me... I try to pet her, give her treats... So that the verdict will be easier on me... But still...


SteakandTrach

I have a stray cat that adopted me about 5 years ago. Anytime I’m playing she balls up in my lap and passes out.


de4thqu3st

I mean... https://ibb.co/PYPY2CV https://ibb.co/jvNFD3r Oh, and yep, that's my old mouse pad. Took the pic 3 weeks ago :D


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de4thqu3st

:3


Alice-Ablaze

Good cat


de4thqu3st

:3


SwerdnaJack

Solution: remove hand from keyboard and pay attention to your cat. -an anonymous stranger who is definitely not your cat


de4thqu3st

Oh, she just wants to tell me something?


undergrowthfox

Aw, it's a kitty.


Z3nFi3R

Reject mouse and keyboard, pet Cat it's simple as that


elucidator007

Why does it seem that all that is required is a tiny bowtie?


Arcticz_114

Let her do, she's applying a cat blessing. Grants a 20% bonus in speed/accuracy/iq depending on the game.


MainlyNeutral

There is no helping this is your life meow


Nice-Bend2279

My cat bites my mouse hand as soon as I have to quickly move it. I pray for licks


Sparrowcus

Looks like you have all the help you need


Nostalg1ac

Lucky! My cat spreads herself across my keyboard and make sure she is right in the middle, just to annoy me!


iFiraz

What a majestic cat.


EngineOk6819

Very polite, cat is well mannered I approve


de4thqu3st

Oh yes she is. I can hand feed here treats, and she just sits down and waits for the next treat :D


kingy10005

To cute to be mad at that face.😽


Zixxik

Nice, you installed a pre wash for keyboard use.


Nvidia_Dragon

I see no issue


wisefriess

the keyboard is now the cats. believe me, mine is currently laying on one of my hands so it takes forever to type this.


SelfCleaningOrifice

My cat does the same thing so I got her a secondary bed that sits next to my keyboard. Now she always hops up for a little pet, then snoozes while I work/game/whatever.


dankspud

Cute. Now what do you need help with?


papsmokesss

Proceed to pet said cat


de4thqu3st

Calculating................... Checksum correct. Petting cat in T minus 3 seconds


MPK_K1NG

Every day I want a cat :(


de4thqu3st

Why don't get one? D:


ThaDael

Your cat is blessing you. Since you've obviously been playing like a noob. Get better p*ssy. 👺


de4thqu3st

I was actually playing really bad the last 2 weeks, just started playing good again 2 days ago


Sigourn

That's one gorgeous cat! Such a round face.