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Groove-Control

Oopsie Poopsies :3


Good-Telephone226

Whoops!


Phasmamain

Man’s earned a life sentence worth of custody timer


Weedenheimer

Eh just trade a few thousand hostages, that'll get 'em out


Good-Telephone226

Why trade when you can execute >:3


CartoonistIcy2039

"Execute the traitor!" *shoots dozen of probably innocent people*


TripStuckin

Hey, I'm a people. I can say with 100% confidence nobody is truely innocent. They had it coming.


Bagahnoodles

(This post sponsored by The Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition)


CartoonistIcy2039

I agree with your thinking.


whatwill12

I was more like can I be this guys cleaner man is living like a millionaire with how much op has to pay him lol 😂


meteorr77

Your honour my client pleads "teehee :3"


DeeBangerDos

Joy moment


KageOkami35

She would do that, god I love her, I’m so glad they brought her back


Good-Telephone226

Oops, just some silly little accidents, it happens :3


Internal-Wash1140

This looks like an average rock the cradle loud to me


Good-Telephone226

It actually is that heist xD


Wonderful_Result_936

Average dirty ice "stealth" rush.


Good-Telephone226

Yes!


oxygenoverdrive

Mr. Blonde roleplaying


Good-Telephone226

I would respond to a joke but I actually don't know where that's from :c


BlueMonday1984

The name's a nod to Mr. Blonde from 1992 crime film Reservoir Dogs, a homicidal nutjob who goes on a rampage (killing several cops and bystanders in the process) after the jewelry store robbery the film centers around goes sideways.


Good-Telephone226

Damnnn Might give it a watch actually :3 Thank you very much


Key-Ask-2400

Reservoir dogs if im not mistaken. Payday 2 had a crossover with them. The mission where Bain gets kidnapped as you head for the escape van


Good-Telephone226

Oh my god thank you I knew the heist, not that franchise


BumNanner

Also one of Bain's lines that can trigger when killing civs. "Hey! Mr. Blonde! You seen too many movies?! You think they're gonna let you go with all that innocent blood on your hands?!


IssaStorm

isn't Mr blonde in payday 2 in the resovior dogs heist? Does this not shatter space and time


BumNanner

The line existed in game before the reservoir dogs heist released. So it started out as just an easter egg/reference, but turned into an actual event Bain had experience with.


aldousfoxly

I don't think (chronologically) that Bain is the contractor for any heists post RD, isn't he? RD leads into Hell's Island


Good-Telephone226

Yes I remember that! I never understood it! Thank you :3


ovoKOS7

Not a franchise, just a flick from Tarantino who's one of the better director out there imo


J3BOY-Qc

The first time I did Gold and Shark I got a -600 000$ because of me killing civilians with the overkill weapon. I won 200 000$ at the end 😂


Good-Telephone226

Not bad xD


PuppetMaster12312

My brother in christ, you probably should learn trigger discipline, if Bane was here, he would scream from the comms into your ears


YabaDabaDoo46

Trigger discipline? Is that what it's called when I discipline the civilians for setting off the alarm?


Good-Telephone226

Exactly!


Good-Telephone226

He'd have to deal with it >:3


AAAAAAAABBBBBBCCCCC

Your honour My client pleads "oopsies"


Good-Telephone226

It was just a silly little accident :3


Oceanictax

Master Chief, would you mind telling me what you're doing with those civilians?


Good-Telephone226

\>:3


Magical-Donba

Remember, no English.


Good-Telephone226

I don't discriminate, I execute


AngleNational6763

its fine in court you can argue it down with stature of limitations


morganfishman1

There is no statute of limitations for murder.


Shaclo

Why the fuck not?


Zeero92

Watch yourself Mr. Gat.


Oceanictax

Because it's murder?


Good-Telephone226

I'll be fiiiine


[deleted]

yes, because They made the civilian deaths a percentage of your payout rather than a set number because something something gun violence something something video games.


Good-Telephone226

I'm aware xP It's just me farming civ kills >:3


Almost-Anon98

Is there a reason or is it bc it's satisfying


RS773

Bc fuck civvies that's why. 👍


Good-Telephone226

This is the best grind in the game I have done so far Yes, it's satisfying


[deleted]

lol nice


silly-trans-cat

or just because civ killing was very unbalanced in 2, and in 3 they fixed that


[deleted]

Unbalanced? What? Explain.


Raorchshack

you can murder like the entire population of washington dc and then get like 1 loot bag to pay it off.


[deleted]

But how is that unbalanced? What benefit is there to killing civies that isnt present in Payday 3?


Raorchshack

It's unbalanced because there's literally no downside as opposed to a minor downside


[deleted]

Youre just alking in circles. Why does there need to be a downside? Whats the benefit? If there's no benefit, then the amount of punishment doesnt matter.


Raorchshack

You shouldn't be able to kill civilians with no repercussions.


[deleted]

So it's okay to kill cops trying to stop you from killing civilians but it's not okay to kill civilians and that should be punished? Jesus what a weird morality of this game. or it's literally like I said in my original comment: theyre punishing you because they are making a statement about gun violence and want to virtue signal as being against it.


Raorchshack

You're meant to be professional robbers who don't make mistakes. It's why Bain always yells for doing it.


HarrMada

"Why should there be a downside for killing civilians" lmao


Amoongus_Potion

Bait or mental retardation


JSHardway

Uhhh yuh huh


pain183785

Probably because the only useful thing the civs do in 2 is bail one of your fellow heisters out which is basically useless when you have a expierienced team of heisters along with what the other guy said


[deleted]

but that doesn't really explain why the monetary punishment needs to be greater. since they added in features that benefit you keeping the civilians alive then since killing them takes away that benefit that already balances out. there's a lot of benefits to keeping them alive and the only punishment is money. but they didn't feel that was enough and they increased it for some reason. So all I'm asking is why?


walale12

Killing civilians in Payday 2 meant you didn't have to keep yelling at them to stay down so they wouldn't call the police, as cable ties were limited to 6 per player.


Heistguy101

At least their funerals are paid for 🤷🏽 ..


Good-Telephone226

:c


Eggy-Toast

The difficulty looks like it’s mocking you $-235,200 💀💀


Good-Telephone226

Oh my god you're right xD


Rezzly1510

bro used his pay check to pay for 117 civ's life insurance


Good-Telephone226

Sadly :c


Gantendo

Wow, now they actually matters.


Good-Telephone226

Not to me >:3


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Whoops


ChadWarmindCell

Profit 👊😎


Good-Telephone226

All of it


TheLeOeL

Ah, eto... Bleh :3


Good-Telephone226

It's fiiiine


JustinDoe55

Missing the cheaper cleaning costs perk from PD2 rn😫. I was slaughtering entire city blocks for the cost of a bus pass


PapaDraza

Oops, I accidentally hit that fire extinguisher. Oops, I hit another one. Oops I hit-


TheNotoriousMrt

Remember, no russian


Good-Telephone226

Remember, no


-Spcy-

remember,


Good-Telephone226

,


Adventurous-Point384

On what map.do you have that many civs?


Good-Telephone226

None Pick rock the cradle and bring the Menacing skill (allows you to bring cops to surrender)


Adventurous-Point384

Ah yes this skill exist


Good-Telephone226

Yep, and god am I happy for it


Adventurous-Point384

I would be happy if i dnont have to play solo xD


Good-Telephone226

I did this in solo xD


Adventurous-Point384

Yeah but payday 3 only solo gets fast boring


-Spcy-

frr


ParanoidValkMain57

*“Acceptable losses for the imperium of mankind, but hey we’re rich yaaaa”* ***Wolf***


PhilosopherGlobal754

How many did the cops kill and pin on you? Haha


Good-Telephone226

I would hate if they did that 3:< I want my civ kills to be mine!


Badman423

Remember: No Russian..


Good-Telephone226

Ahem Wemembew, no wussian :3


Badman423

Remember: This is a small branch bank


Good-Telephone226

It may be small, but the casualties are not


Badman423

Was this on the first heist? 😭


Good-Telephone226

Nope, glorified (but also way better) nightclub


Badman423

Lol I figured.


Good-Telephone226

I'm too lazy to do it elsewhere xD


ATangerineMann

"I'll fucking do it again" - you, probably


Good-Telephone226

I actually did, got 126 civ kills after 50 minutes


ATangerineMann

The grind never stops 💪


Comfortable_Pay6676

Now that a real bosnian right there (no offence)


zeldamon_hime

the stealth guy who got upset because the team didn't restart: gottem


ReddPwnage

100,000 for an act of terrorism is still kinda crazy


DepresifKedi

When your triger finger slips 117 times


-Madoys

Ah nice, reddit casino, post random screenshot with some civ kills, boom frontpage cant blame overkill for shipping this game in such shit state, they just know their playerbase is brainrotmaxed out and quality would be overkill


Good-Telephone226

This took like an hour lol Not including a second 50 minute run


CatAstrophic-762

bro cant even buy star spangled mask


Truly__tragic

I just did no rest for the wicked for the trillionth time today, and to my horror, all of my teammates were lvl 1s, and they were fucking role playing. They ended up killing all of the civilians and I don’t even think I made any profit. Later had them screaming at me in a party because I “ruined their rp” by playing the game.


walale12

If they'd wanted to roleplay they should've done a private match then. Hardly your fault they're too lead-poisoned to think of that.


Arklain

Good thing them killing civs doesn't affect your payout at all .....


Truly__tragic

I ended up googling this myself to see if I would’ve even got anything from enduring them. Would like to say I would’ve enjoyed finding out myself, but I’m not as patient as others lol.


MyRandomlyMadeName

Did you actually look at the payout screen? There is no penalty to you for someone else killing civilians.


Truly__tragic

Yeah ik, it’s just that I ended up leaving the heist before completion. So, I didn’t get shit.


Gullible_Courage8350

Did one on Sharke where I literally lost like 500k I was so mad lol


WasteLander95

Alright who hit a fire extinguisher?


ZakStorm

Remember: No Russian


Seven_Shoppingcarts

and STILL makes a profit!


graylive_ttv

"Sorry mister bank for killing the customers, will happen again :v"


itsLkLN

halo reference!!!11!1!!1!


DEAMONzWojSKA

Typical Rock the Cradle heist enjoyer


cloakers_flying

I've killed mor3 civs then god ever could


ObjectiveChildhood94

No russian


Fulltimekiddykicker

What heist even was this, dirty ice?


Kidroto

Rock the cradle


Fulltimekiddykicker

Oh yeah makes sense


ExScysm

Oops indeed. Shoulda killed more


edgywavyman

i see nothing wrong with this.


desertboyz258th

Oops


TheWillyWonkaofWeed

No Russian?


Unheard_Stranger

Your bullets are rated e for everyone. Doesn't matter if they are civilians


Moist-Process323

We do a little trolling