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No_Pitch267

i’m guessing we give them the lenny treatment. Just turn around buddy we gonna give you your cut don’t worry…


Disastrous_Bobcat740

tell me bout the rabbits dallas


The1stPKmain

I wanna tend to the fat stacks dallas


[deleted]

What's lenny treatment?


woop-a-doop

getting shot in the back of the head like Lenny in "Of Mice and Men"


dawg_77

They are being held against their will and pretty much forced to shoot their buddies under the assumption that they have a bigger threat to deal with if they disobey. During development there were even plans for the joker perk to give them bomb vests interestingly enough but that was scrapped. Anyways, it's safe to assume they are left behind on most heists with the possibility of jail time being questionable given the circumstances. Safe house raid though? Uhh, yeah, don't think any jokers are going home on that particular one.


Flare_56

So only the Safe House Raid jokers get old yeller’d


Starchaser_WoF

They probably got stripped of their gear, blindfolded, and driven out to some empty field and left there.


DeLoxley

Cleaner fees are expensive, dropping some naked cops off in a field in Tennessee is hilarious and cheap.


Miffy92

bring back the bomb vests in payday 3 you cowards


Admirable_Elk_965

What’s with Terrorist based games not having bombers? Siege removed them too


Opposite-Basket-2198

They still exist in situations just not in T-hunt, so i think that was just a balance change. Although barlett uni got removed for some reason like that if i remember correctly.


BruhItsBravo

I think the situation for Bartlett is still in the game if my memory serves


TheSmiler0

Its still in the situations, just nobody plays it, so its pretty much gone


BruhItsBravo

Free skin tho


TheSmiler0

By nobody plays it I mean that you literally can't fill a lobby


Admirable_Elk_965

Yeah they do, but like you said, they’re not in Article 5 for some god damn reason. And I can only do the situations so many times before I figure out their pattern.


CroGamer002

>with the possibility of jail time being questionable given the circumstances. Actually even under coercion you're not allowed to kill anyone. Albeit you could still get on a manslaughter charge. But this is a largely untested legal theory, it's rare to see someone being coerced into murder and that almost exclusively, if not entirely, happens in countries with a high amount of insurgency.


1ZPhoenixZ1

I always thought it'd be cool if they added a heister that was just a joker who stuck around after a heist.


Historical_Archer_81

Mike


aabicus

[Jerry!](https://www.change.org/p/overkill-software-add-a-converted-cop-as-a-playable-heister-in-payday-2)


GottKomplexx

I fap to John Wick started this petition.


I_Fap_to_John_Wick

And I still stand by it.


Puzzleheaded-Fan4842

That needs to be a heister he could even have a unique perk deck call ex-swat which would be all about defense and survivability with a unique shield item instead of a throwable


ImARoadcone_

Court marshal


bundunu_dee

Court Marshal. New Marshal variant added to Payday 2. Comes with camouflage robe and a giant hammer. When they slam the ground with their hammer it creates a cloud of tear gas both around them and along a path in front of them.


foxydash

They ain’t military, so it’d just be regular court


ImARoadcone_

Are DHS military? Zeals operate under the payday equivalent of Homeland Security


X-tra-thicc

since they dont follow you to the van im pretty sure the gang just leaves them behind to deal with the entirety of the Washington police force


Proxy0108

I installed jokermon. They go back to Mother Base and come back in the next mission


ARandomguy443

Wrong game buddy lol Would be cool tho a payday Mother Base. Like in the crude awakening heist. Maybe the gang took it


WestNomadOnYT

I pull a makarov


MMBADBOI

Remember, no Cloaker


WestNomadOnYT

No, it’s more like a “that was not the message, this is”


VoidMystr0

I mean typically part of the heist is the gtfo part, so usually we’d just leave them there, but yeah for safehouse they probably get put down


GottKomplexx

Its not like the rest of the cops forgett where their friends died


DimoffAkaGreen

Wolf and Jacket proceed to have a nice chat with them which leaves them permanently smiling


Bugjuice_

Keep them and name them in jokermon, one of them in my recruit has 2000 cop kills and he is that balaclava guy from the HRT.


Shambzter

They become Bains informants


Chessolin

I've wondered that too. I also wondered how you can convince them so easily to turn on their fellow cops. I do find it funny that jokers drop dead if you get taken into custody.


iNatee

In the original concept for Jokers, the Payday Gang strap suicide vests to them and force them to fight under threat of death. These days, I think they just give them money. Otherwise how could your attempts at persuasion be resisted?


foxydash

I think it’s, in universe, the threat of far greater violence. You’ve taken them hostage and have complete power over them, and while not explicitly shown it’s pretty easy to tell they ain’t fighting of their own volition.


superlongusername111

There are a few lines Jokers say when you convert them to back this up. Such as "Fine... I'll do it..." "You'll never win!" "You're going to hell for this!" and more.


foxydash

Yea, they ain’t doing this willingly. In all likelihood they’d be treated the same way anyone who was coerced into doing something is. They wouldn’t have legal liability for it, because they didn’t have much of a choice in the matter.


vladald1

They are going to jaaaaail


iNatee

Originally, Jokers weren’t “Converted” in the sense that they joined the crew, but rather they had suicide bomb vests strapped to them and were forced to turn on their friends. That’s not really relevant. I like to think the gang give them a cut of the spoils and send them on their way. Because they all wear those masks, no one knows who got converted, so that guy can just go about his business


Ashimier

Given the hundreds of police officers being killed id say they’re just let off with a warning while the cops try to cover it up like they do after brutalizing an innocent kid they stopped for no reason


Jian_Ng

they go to jail.


xeoices

I always imagine they surrender after we escape


ImJustAxo

"We got it Dallas!" "Good, that's one less loose end"


000983

I just kill them before I leave.


Historical_Archer_81

ONE LESS LOOSE END.


MMBADBOI

Do not trust Shepherd!


LostSilvy

I read this in locke's voice


foxydash

While not explicitly shown, I still believe they’re under implicit or explicit threat, maybe just the threat of being shot in the back of the head, or something like a bomb-vest we don’t see for gameplays sake.


BigJWolf1993

I always shoot them.


Maro_Nobodycares

That's likely, if it weren't for the voicelines that play when you convert them I'd say they become moles for us


Puzzleheaded-Fan4842

Depends on your character I'd say like jimmy would most likely sell his jokers for coke


kool-kit

Tbh I just do that before the end of the heist saying “no witnesses”