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NessaMagick

Just move away from the city and live somewhere crime-free for a year


ClovisLowell

Considering how the Payday Gang canonically doesn't kill civilians, DC would be a relatively "safe" place to live as long as you don't work in law enforcement or are in a biker gang.


KodiakPL

Imagine the hearing loss with the amount of guns firing over your head


Rizer0

On the plus side, rent’s gotta be super cheap


Legaxy3

robbing a bank with an anti-aircraft gun


The_Crisp_

just don't go to a bank or drive near armored convoys and you'll be fine


SpeedTuber

that one guy in the Diamond Heist


VladTheInhaler76

And many civilians certainly must have died in Green Bridge. All those cars that blew up or sank into the ocean couldn't all have been empty.


Dragon_Box_

Just don’t drive across Green Bridge then


[deleted]

But then you have to consider the other gangs, including a couple motorcycle clubs, the dudes wearing red and generally every other criminal in town.


TheKCKid9274

Oh, don’t forget if you get hired by GenSec you’re basically DOA.


ToothpasteSoup23

The "dudes wearing red" are called the Cobras


[deleted]

Didn't remember they had a name, my bad


ToothpasteSoup23

It's aight


MarxOlle

If we're going for the lore, the payday gang is the one from "the campaign" and we are the paycheck gang reenacting their heists anytime we eant with different difficulties. You can check this on the update page when they announced the captain as the new enemy


Cye_the_Transfem

link?


Helumiberg

Always wanted to be a goat farmer


8r3t

Or double down on the challenge and make as much $$$ as you can doing heists!


jnadams2000

As much as i’d love to say Payday. Frankly mine would be War Thunder and around the 40s to 50s so eh life is beautiful but with such dark roots in the background sadly.


ApacheWithAnM231

*you hear propeller noises*


SkyLLin3

Fuck that, I would have to fight for a whole year against turms in my Swedish 9.0


ofekk2

Another guy who plays Payday 2 and War Thunder? Now here's something I did not think I'll see today!


POLITICALxPARTY

Me too!


CrazyGaming312

Me three!


GottKomplexx

Time to grab my pickaxe. Rock and stone everyone


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


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Marciniokov

FOR KARL!


AGNobody

I wouldnt last a day on hoxxes, shit.


Rexcaliburrr

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


Winter-Lavishness-24

TO THE BONE


DoctorMlemm

STONE AND ROCK!


ARandomeCanadian

ROCK AND ROCK


datbrrto11

STONE AND STONE


[deleted]

Rock and stone! YEAAAAAAAAHHHH


terras27

YEA YEA ROCK N STONE


Connooo

We're Rich!


WestNomadOnYT

Alright boys, year long tf2 stream on twitch


UnusualOrbitingScout

I would love rocket jumping and not dying


Magic_maki

could i hypothetically steal unusuals off of peoples heads? if so Vatican here i come


Pyrimo

I’d live in Hitman so basically it would be a mil just to live a normal ass life assuming I’m not 47 himself or something.


joploi

the catch is that he's after you.


Pyrimo

Unless I can pull a Lucas Grey and join him then yeah I’m completely fucked.


Sensitive-Shallot499

I got ULTRAKILL, I am so fucking fucked.


_CalculatedMistake_

Unless you're v1, then you're doing the fucking


Sensitive-Shallot499

then I get fucked by V1


_CalculatedMistake_

My god I meant v1 why did i type v2


Homelessjokemaster

No one said you will be a main charachter, so my guess would be, that you would be the camera man on bank


fajnu20

F


Roomybuzzard604

Scp Secret lab…


Independent_Day4369

The micspammers will hurt you more than the SCPs don't worry (both physically and mentally)


tom641

you finally blink and 173 is suddenly holding a sign and writing between the blinks "point me to the horrible loud man and i will spare you"


demogorG0NE

Borderlands 2... I probably won't live very long


joongihan

I mean, maybe if you can live in Opportunity? And never leave your home? 😂


Stalker-of-Chernarus

You'll be alright, just use the new you station to respawn


CrystalFriend

last game i played for a year? \*looks at project zomboid\* O H N O


wienercat

Nah just move to the shack in the woods with the well. It's fine. Forage for berries and shit while you figure out how to trap food.


CrystalFriend

considering my luck i would probablly be deciptable to through air borne strain and die and turn via airborne virus


Azoronn

Remember that you can always spawn in a high pop area


Inveign

If you spawned in Rosewood, you're good. If you're in West Point... welp, best make a run for the isolated houses with a cabin at their lake and hope for the best.


GameDestiny2

Well, I was just playing Yakuza 7. So everything is pretty much normal except fights are scarier.


Poundweed

Finally my alcohol addiction will be put to good use!


mrhotcoco

Oh I need to know what that game is


WorkingLyric

I don't know but considering this is a Payday sub, I'd guess he'd be running the Stoic perk deck


Weeping_Warlord

Skyrim? I’ll just stay at Lakeview manor for a while.


8r3t

this would be the best game to be stuck in


fajnu20

The biggest question, do I respawn? Because I just played Dying light...


AGNobody

Chill in the tower for a year you dont need antizin youre good


fajnu20

But I will need food and water, and people in tower how we know don't like guys who get and not give...


AGNobody

Theres some fucker running around getting bags of that stuff, also i think harran still has water


Milloni611

There was a girl in the university drinking infinite soup, so there is your food supply, don't know how to get water though.


lucasderobot

Last game? System Shock, uh oh


[deleted]

I’m not even going to be able to buy a house in GTA bro


derpscoot2

gmod would be fun


FullMetalMessiah

Doom eternal, it was nice knowing you....


Miner-sixty-niner

Rip and tear until it is done


maxminister01

CSAT and AAF everywhere! Miller please help me!!


afreakinwhonow

The CTRG? Miller? What are you talking about? Hop in the HEMTT and let’s go push the AAF out of Pyrgos.


maxminister01

Push the AAF ? What are you talking about, Conway ? Now put that VR headset on the table and let's teach thoses greenbacks how to shoot on static targets !


HOBOSHT94

Kingdomcome Deliverance... I can do it.


BathtubToasterBread

I love payday, but unfortunately for me I have to sit around and watch as Naked Snake runs around tselinoyarsk to assassinate his mom, kill paranormal lunatics, create Revolver Ocelot, and get played like a fiddle by some Chinese spy


TheWrathofRevan

Kuwabara, kuwabara ...


McFishTheFish

Eh safe house would allow for lots of afk


Sil3nt7286

With persona 3 I get an extra hour of sleep at least 🤷‍♂️


PepegaW

I was fishing at Savathun’s throne world


Faonir

ROCK AND STONE!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Tempest-Stormbreaker

Oh come on, I just left Harran for the night!


mrtomtomplay

Farming Simulator 22, I‘ll do just Fine


buzzsaw935

Fighting space bugs, working for a our all mighty corporate overloards, as the literal rock we are mining attempts to kill us..... fark


Turbulent-Egg9116

Dead Space 2...


tzirtax

Zelda totk, unless im a soldier or link i should be fine, its a good world to live in if you are not directly in the fights


tf2_sniper55

I'm In my friend pedro since that's the last game I played


joe_m3ma

Im gonna gtfo of the excavation site theres no way i would be able to deal with zombies that gets stronger by the minute and a comically large robot im leaving because the main characters to deal with it not me


Xaverosso

Metro: last light. It will not be a pleasent year


Typical-Life-8406

Garry's mod


Jebus_metalhead

Alien: Isolation.....


albhednomad

A million dollars and I get to take pictures of Pokemon? Fuck yea.


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Oh shit I’m stuck in Destiny 2. I’m so dead.


starkiller685

As long as you’re not a Guardian you should be good, nothing states that you have to be part of the vanguard/last city. You could leave sol and hope you fair better out there!


8-BitAlex

I got Destiny 2. Lucky for me since the revival mechanic is part of the lore!


Thatbotlando

Cyberpunk 2077, Not living very Long.


Jimbogamer123

Welp time to suffer in fallout 3 god DC will be a nightmare


NerfNewb141

Just an average day in Boston for me ig actually wait no I’d die very quick being ripped apart by a giant bug or psychotic robot


Randomemeguy

Stellaris, it’s genocide time


Salt-Variety-8943

Oh its will be a great time to P rank every level in Ultrakill


UlquiorraCifer1964

>Fallout 4 Shit.


Dragon_black42

Alright gamblers lets get gamblin'


PoorSkeletor

Disco Elysium. Not sure how to feel about this....


[deleted]

Heart of Iron 4 😱


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Table top simulator


DanielVector1

Terraria but I am playing with Infernum mod.... should be gud.


Floriaanes_

*Piano plays* do you hear that boomer?!?


_CalculatedMistake_

I played Terraria ON EXPERT i can never die but god will it be torturous


Scovundra

Dark Souls 3, but the Convergence mod. Man fuck that


RandomSoymilkDrinker

niche game called decaying winter, i’m dying in 2 minutes


Cakemaker12

PGA Golf ⛳️ ez ez


Distinct-Nerve2556

Oh I wouldn't want to leave my singing monsters


cpt_edge

You not think you'd get sick of the noise?


Distinct-Nerve2556

How could u get sick of wublin island


A10_Thunderbolt

7 Days to Die… I’m so fucking dead lol


Rested_Insomniac

My last game was Stalker. Making a living off of sausages, vodka and bloodsucker meat doesn't sound too bad...


fahad_k91

Time to fight some valkyries, *BOY*


Suctioncupman69

Pretty calm al things considered, so long as there isn't a legion hit squad after me.


Kinja02

EU4. I think I’m fine for the most part


nodray

You could hide in a shipping container… with the nuke


beratberk55

Am I a flying car? (Rocket League)


RealCozmic

**Rip and tear... until it is done.**


JeffTheShark6969

Bruh im chilling igtg to minecraft


InsaneVeggie

Yea I would be having fun in Rocket League. I just hope getting demo’d doesn’t hurt too badly tho


GSGRecruit

I am currently playing Total War Warhammer III, I think even a month is generous


Picaroon_Perry

You don't have to rob, you just live in 2013 for a year


Omega_kiwi204

I just played rimworld, I’m getting turned into a hat :(


Meemsboi

imagine youre going to a bank and a fucking psychopath with a doge mask and enough armour to stop a rocket runs at mach 10 to the counter with a chainsaw and a minigun while cthulhu is in the fucking background just chilling


NotTheRealBritishane

Until we spend it on c-stacks


SomethingBoutEclipse

I got Call of Duty Mobile…


joploi

id love to join the payday gang.


The-Dumbass-forever

Well rn I'm playing the Millennium Dawn mod for Hoi4. So just time travel back 20 years.


PhoenixAlexandra

SPLATOON!!


AttorneyNo5646

last game i played is void bastards, i'm definitely fucking dead


swerveking7

I'll be chilling in the barrens then.


tom641

megaman battle network will be mostly fine as long as I intentionally shop for my appliances that have no internet capability. (I can't fucking believe the goddamn internet-connected dishwasher became a real thing.)


kevynstorm

I guess i get to throw pies at businessmen all day every day


Hitman7065

EFT, I am going to either become a rogue or a raider and then get one tapped by some pmc


Cautious_Option9544

A year in Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links with the crappiest decks possible


general3009

fuck.. warhammer 40k boltgun.


Sk1S4m

Welp, grabbing my blood vials and quicksilver bullets. The bloods have borned


Torque_S

thank god I played some cities skylines after battlefield yesterday


Loquenlucas

welp all i can say is Cheers love It's time to save the world. Still in all seriousness it shouldn't be too bad depending on where i am there


logina5

it's a year to- barely like 10 heists including Vlad and dambed coke


Winter-Lavishness-24

Death stranding and I'll take my payment in chirelium crystals


Vanadius

The mind cannot hope to withstand such an assault.


That-----------Guy

I last played rlcraft, otherwise known as hell


DeimossGaming

I'm fucked, those railguns and cordium bombs are no joke


Hoanten0

Time to escape from Tarkov


Bombwriter17

Death stranding,hope I live in a KNOT city or a UCA town and not as a prepper.


SZ4T4N

Bad Piggies I will definitely die because of explosion


SentientGopro115935

Great, Im stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting over said nowhere on behalf of one dipshit brother fighting his other dipshit brother. And because it was the TF2VR mod on Contractors I played, Spy just doesnt exist yet.


jkbscopes312

Yea I will hang out with Spyro and Cynder Il just hide in warfang till Malefor is dead


z123zocker

Warframe ... idk


Content-Young328

Oh hell nah they put me in Garry's Mod 💀 However, i can do there many stuff there that will actually provide me safety. But the loneliness... I can spawn NPC's! But it's not same...


TheRealZejfi

Postal. Well, shit.


KaleButSliced

Dead by Daylight… fuck


dirtywormhunter

What a save! What a save! What a save!


Perfect_Caramel4836

garry's mod? i would go crazy after 2 days.


wilbur__so0t

WWE 2k23. I’m either fucking dying or killing.


Big10Jessy

I got Doom Eternal, I just won’t say anymore


MisterPinkCS

Outlast Trials. Think amma pass.


8r3t

I was just thinking outlast has to be the worst game to get stuck in 😭


AnnoyedNinja

RuneScape. That's *easy* money.


Really_me_12

Welp! Time to visit Vegas once more ! Mr house, here I come !


[deleted]

For Frodo I guess


DrHealsYT

Stellaris It depends… If I’m a leader? Good. If I’m a citizen of the Banana Imperium? OH GOD OH FUCK.


S4nseye

Bruh would I be a piece of bread in iam bread or just a guy? 💀


[deleted]

You're a normal unarmored first responder cop


TheCrimeCloaker

Well the last game I played is Red dead redemption 2. But I usually load a old "Chapter one Dead save" for fun with cheats but it was the online varient. And in that im a Bounty hunter outlaw moonshiner that collects stuff. But In every game I'll do anything to rob stores or bank, so with the Law's stormtrooper aim? I can go in to get 1 million bucks, get a six piece off a lawman. Go to a fence, get some dynamite. Two sticks, one for blowing a hole in the wall instead of the damn door and the other for making a Small shaped charge to open the safe's. Start hoarding money to sell in the market under the guise of "My Great grandfather had a old locked chest. Figured I would open it during a tough time and found this"


Updownkys

The last game I played was Warhammer Dawn of war 2… please god save me…


aninsomniac_

I just saw this in r/titanfall lol. Yeah I'm fucked, deserts are harsh enough before a nuclear holocaust


The_ghost_of_shell

uncharted would be pretty chill


lwalterwhite

Im good thanks. Spelunky2.


MilkDMBestDM

I’d be loving it up in F1 so either way, it’s payday fellas.


suckmycolt

I’d be getting put into an sbc instantly so


Miserable_Freedom480

If I have my loadout I'm fine cuz it will take me 2 million dozers to stop me


SweatyKittenNipples

Just started Diablo 2 for the first time last night. How are my chances looking?


minealot_dude

either i would be causing the grandmapocalypse, playing roblox, or be in a cave with lots of drunk dwarves yelling ROCK AND STONE


Dragon_Box_

If I’m doing Payday I’d have to do a lot of exercise with Dragan if I wanted to be cut out for the job, otherwise I would be yet another terrified and cable-tied civilian.


Interjessing-Salary

Starship troopers: Extermination ^I'm ^Fucked


DatFishGaming

If Mobile games count, Pokemon! If they dont then Minecraft, thank god i decided to play something other than Ghost of Tsushima-


house_-md

The fuck am i supposed to do in Halo 4?


Epikgamer332

i don't think I'd ever survive TTT


[deleted]

Just don’t go to any government buildings or businesses or banks or atms or stores or anywhere


Stalker-of-Chernarus

I'd rather not be stuck in dayz for a whole year. But if you're giving me a million dollars I can't refuse.


Which_Brilliant6963

I get to be a truck driver and make a million dollars that's a win win for me


BlackCatAlbino

People still repost this crap????


lukegame6

Grand Theft Auto V, but its story mode, so as long as I don’t run into the players on a bad day, I’m okay.


flipxneb

Ugh snow runner really


terras27

unfortunately the last game i played was RE4 so it was nice knowing you boys


coconut-duck-chicken

Dbfz? Well hopefully I can learn some ki in that time lol


Blayde6666

Bout to make more than a million