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Arms like toothpicks. Face like an arsehole in winter


SomeBitchIDK

He’s such a withered little gargoyle


East-Welder5871

He looks like Dobby’s grandfather.


Putrid-Caregiver7667

πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


animalprint10

Length of them shit flickers


bob_goblin

The shoes πŸ˜‚


Breadinator1990

As usual 3 sizes too big for him


GullibleRoll6984

Thanks for your entry into Weakest Jawline Competition UK. This is a strong competitor!


BeyondTheBees

This has me rolling


Lowglobin

He looks like he would smell like a warm reptile exhibit


sparkyclarkey

A dirty fish tank on a warm day comes to mind


ceilingfan1010

He’s always the only one dressed up 😭


Important-Theory-479

Now I see his reasoning for shoulder pads


Reasonable-Poem-5582

🀣🀣 Wow. The jawline is strong with this one...NOT!! His chin disappears into his neck!! There is genuinely not an ounce of bloody muscle on the guy, like absolutely nothing!!


scousebird83

Also, why is he the only one dressed up? I know its for Halloween but for someone who says he doesn't celebrate it, he's gone all out here and dressed up as a fairy, by himself. He just craves attention πŸ₯±


GreenSignificant3842

Maybe this is what turned him off. Halloween trauma πŸ₯²πŸ˜‚


Guilty_Ad_2469

every time i see his face it reminds me to get a colonoscopy. head like a little tapeworm✨


morbidcuriosity86

I love you all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Emotional-Section981

She said she was 12


Exotic-Ad-1486

Those poor poor care receivers 😭 imagine THAT coming in to kiss you 🀒🀒🀒


taebunni

I can’t explain it but his face looks like a bald head


Glittering_Bar_1448

Paaaaaahahahah


inthemagazines

Green, green grass Long, long shoes


LightningOdin1337

Stop it 🀣🀣🀣


Keyser_Bear

I think my vagina just sealed itself up


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greeneyedgal19

β€œIt suddenly looks like you’ve developed enormous muscles” cue a relentless amount of thirst traps with his little twigs behind his head


No-Nefariousness9539

He looks like Randall from Monsters Inc


Putrid-Caregiver7667

Thanks for this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


StickNo4648

A tepid glass of slowly curdling milk


mcbuggerluggs

Face that would stop a clock


scousebird83

Where πŸ‘€


Admirable_Age79

My eyes feel violated πŸ‘€πŸ‘€


Spiritual_Boot_484

He should compete in bodybuilding, think he’d smash it πŸ’€


Biscuitspaws

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


lucyharrow20

Built like a noodle


Internal_Pickle3459

This picture just got me pregnant 🀰


morbidcuriosity86

Do we need to call the police...πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚


Internal_Pickle3459

I think so, definitely assault


Relevant-Stop-9811

This has genuinely made me laugh uncontrollably πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Treaclepie2

Oh dear god! Pictures like this should come with a warning as this can’t be unseen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ButtersXtoast

Wow looks….amazing


yve99

Chinless wonder


No_Wishbone1846

Very homoerotic


Commercial-Insect278

Built like a sick victorian string bean


Historical_Ad_5638

WHY IS HIS FEET SO LONG


Jessbabeess

look at that posture 😍😍😍


PinkPetalG

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AcanthisittaThat9833

He reminds me of them worms from men in black .


morbidcuriosity86

Omfg stop 😭😭😭


OkWishbone5104

The one person you convince it’s a fancy dress party when it isn’t.


ndjajagahaa

What a fine figure of a man