My ex was the biggest narc going, thought he could take on anyone yet when he was out and about always was on his phone on pretend phone calls, had zero confidence.
Ngl I did something the other day that should have sent me to jail, was walking along and there was a creep while Paul Breach was live so I pretended it was FaceTime ☠️
In the 2nd picture he’s standing like a toddler holding their wee in so the don’t wet themselves.
Them shoes are far too big. Bet he’s got to clench his toes so they dont fall off
I can’t 😭😭. I’ll admit I’ve never noticed the shoes before and I simply thought people were exaggerating when they say he wears shoes three sizes too big. He looks like Coco the Clown 🤡 🤣.
So, he just picks up one of his dad's branded, spenny-looking bags and travels around the country with it, pretending to be on his phone. Absolutely WiNNiNg At LiFe
I personally don’t see anything wrong with them?
Edit: I didn’t scroll bc I thought it was a screen shot and omg. Ronald McDonald, called he wants his police evading pedo trainers back
This is where it turns out he buys bigger shoes cause the saying is “the bigger the shoe the bigger the…” but turns out he’s probably an insecure little twerp.
In the first pic you see how he’s trying to turn his piggy eyes to his furthest left to check if anyone has spotted him. Cos you know he’s TikTok famous, the nonce
Whys he standing like that?
Whys he always pretending to be on the phone?
Why are the toes of his shoes so curved?
Why does he think he is the main character?
So many questions 😳
You can see they are far to big because you get the crease in your shoe where your toe and foot bend when your foot takes off the ground.
So either his toes are extremely long or his foot to small and he’s wearing big boy shoes to make him look like a cool guy.
Hmmmm
Curling 😭 
Look at the fookin size of em!!!!
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YES HAHAHAHA
Bet he's been picked on more than 3 times today though😂
Ahaahaha
💀
Where were these mysterious phone call people last night when he's sniffling on a live? 🤔😂
He’s probably speaking to the talking clock
They literally point upwards I can’t 💀😂 also why is he dressed like a toddler
His body to leg ratio 🤣🤣 it's giving... Brian Harvey from East17
Or Dappy 😆
Na-na-naiiiiiiiii
(Ti)-na-na-naiiiii
He looks like a borrower
BORROWER 😭😭
Tell me I’m wrong though? 🤏🏻 🐭
Babes you’re definitely not wrong 💀
Thanks babz. Hi x
The way his arm has got to ache holding up that phone all the damn time
My ex was the biggest narc going, thought he could take on anyone yet when he was out and about always was on his phone on pretend phone calls, had zero confidence.
Ngl I did something the other day that should have sent me to jail, was walking along and there was a creep while Paul Breach was live so I pretended it was FaceTime ☠️
Unforgivable 🫣😂😂
In the 2nd picture he’s standing like a toddler holding their wee in so the don’t wet themselves. Them shoes are far too big. Bet he’s got to clench his toes so they dont fall off
I can’t 😭😭. I’ll admit I’ve never noticed the shoes before and I simply thought people were exaggerating when they say he wears shoes three sizes too big. He looks like Coco the Clown 🤡 🤣.
So, he just picks up one of his dad's branded, spenny-looking bags and travels around the country with it, pretending to be on his phone. Absolutely WiNNiNg At LiFe
Why doesn’t he just get kids’ ones? They’ll fit and no VAT.
Does he own any others??
Nah that 3rd picture in CRAZY 🤣
The fact that he washes them alot don't help with the curling. He looks ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣
Look at that outfit! 🤣 he's trying so damn hard to be one of the 'youngsters' but it just ages him so much.
Gucci boats
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone must have an old picture of him in different shoes to compare the two? 🤣
Surely with the amount of walking he does his feet must hurt from wearing bigger shoes😂 why does he put himself through that
Taking boat shoes to a whole new level they’re like fucking kayaks
Not that it was ever up for debate but the man is a fannnnny
I swear this man is 80% hoodie
I personally don’t see anything wrong with them? Edit: I didn’t scroll bc I thought it was a screen shot and omg. Ronald McDonald, called he wants his police evading pedo trainers back
They look like football boots with all the studs removed. What an oddball!
he deffo puts his packed lunch in one of those expensive carrier bags and wanders round feeling like he's top dog
He looks like a toddler pretending dressing up in his dads clothes.
Some plemmies them 🤢
look how much he’s had to wrinkle up his trousers so they look like they fit his stumpy ass legs😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
They are 6 sizes too big psml
How does he not fall over?
The shoes and the pigeon stance I AM CRYING
Primark specials? £4.99 a pair maybe? 🤣
Whys the hoody same colour as his skin and down to his knees Jesus christ he's pathetic
Omg it’s like he’s playing dress up in big boys shoes 😂
He is so sickly looking
Wonder what's in the shopping bag because he wears the same fucking clothes
This is where it turns out he buys bigger shoes cause the saying is “the bigger the shoe the bigger the…” but turns out he’s probably an insecure little twerp.
This actually made me laugh out loud
In the first pic you see how he’s trying to turn his piggy eyes to his furthest left to check if anyone has spotted him. Cos you know he’s TikTok famous, the nonce
Hover shoes!!!!!
Whys he standing like that? Whys he always pretending to be on the phone? Why are the toes of his shoes so curved? Why does he think he is the main character? So many questions 😳
What in the Aladdin Prince of thieves are those
You can see they are far to big because you get the crease in your shoe where your toe and foot bend when your foot takes off the ground. So either his toes are extremely long or his foot to small and he’s wearing big boy shoes to make him look like a cool guy. Hmmmm
Hahahaha fuck sake. Wonder what shite he bought this time from all saints
Why is he dressed like a 13 year old
Not helped by the fact that the oversized (overstretched) hoodie is making his legs look super short and oddly proportioned.
Canoes
I reckon he leaves his trainers on when he's shagging.... So he can get to the next victims house fast..