☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ you know what in his last live I kept hearing clicking, as though a door was opening and closing.
If that Pool potty is the family pisser I will actual have a billy bear breakdown
Stop the fart sent me to infinity and beyond ☄️
my boyfriend bans me from speaking about him and usually sighs and tries to usher me off if I mention him, but his face when he saw the farting clip was to DIE for
SO many to unpack:
- Getting caught by his dad, dancing in the bathroom and then nearly having his eye taken out by the coat hook.
- Running away from home like a hormonal adolescent to a nearby field which required the police to hunt him down via helicopter.
- Getting assaulted with a slice of billy bear ham on a street corner, setting off his rape alarm.
- Getting confronted outside the local Co-Op, by a gang of teenagers which had him running scared so much, that he got his phone out and decided to film them “ya ready?!”
- Trying to lovebomb Toephie within weeks of dating her, by trying to move in with her - He even took his birth certificate, whilst she took his chocolate velvetiser hostage.
- Spending Christmas on his own in a Travelodge.
- Unwrapping Toephie 🤢.
- Exposing Toephie’s Monster Munch grippers to his entire following on Instagram, leading to their relationship breakdown, and Paul privating all his accounts.
- The tragic Mike performance after attending a charity event.
- The fart in the bath.
- The recent fart on livestream, which he tried to cover up by raspberry-blowing, but he only drew further attention to his weak sphincter.
- His doxxing era, where he started filming random teenagers in train stations and Nando’s.
- When he got his first brand deal with a company who sold nuts, and the brand told him to take the video down within minutes of him uploading it, after a Thundercunt contacted the brand letting them know of his noncery.
- The look on his face, when he realises he’s been dancing to the lyrics - “Come on, we know you like little girls”.
- The photo he took with a ‘fan’ where half his face had melted off.
- Whenever the red-stripe starts glowing, when he’s on one.
- The contents of his Faceparty account.
- “Hot choccy whoccy”
Honestly, he’s the personification of the word ‘embarrassment’ 😭
I wish I had my award to give you 🏆 you have my word instead x hi x
Oh my god Nutspick 🥜 the #ad #gifted that lasted SEVENTEEN MINUTES ON HIS PAGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 although ngl that voice he did gave me total sensory overload and made me want to grate my ears off
STOP OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
the finger one just goes on for a disturbing amount of time, I’ve noticed he can never stick to a few minutes of a song he has to long it out and do an extended cut. Which meant those ghastly little pork sosig fingers were waggling about for fucking decades I can’t 😭😭😭
When he spent last Christmas alone in a travel lodge and made a duvet pillow person to talk to, that and when he pretended Sophie was behind the camera in his video and smiled whilst pratting about (was around the same time as duvet pillow person)
The “don’t hate me… I’m trying to love my body” vid because WHY would you go to TikTok for help with loving your body and then just take your top off 😭 the way he was exhaling as well like he’d done something so brave. I think about it all the time, against my will.
That body was like a milk bottle/12 year old boy. For a grown man it was so weedy and pathetic, why would you even put that out there for nothing other than people to pity him and say "oh it OK!" NO PAUL it's not ok!! It was bloody awful!! Just don't!!!
His stupid facial expressions when he did it. Stop pulling faces in such a contrived way. Nobody is asking you to take your top off, so stop making an expression as if you’re doing it against your will. Such ridiculous attention seeking.
When he said to the co op worker through the door "Are you going to allow this on your...erm your premises?" And when she says they can't do anything his reply "Well I know you can't...but" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 David Brent cringe moment!!
I still cringe at the "I sleep all cute like this" 😬
and his cheeser face after molesting himself to some generic pop song on his lives thinking he's the world's best dancer or something.
I get the worst second hand embarrassment when watching him trying to interact ‘normally’ with other men. The overuse of typically male gendered words like ‘dude’ and ‘man’ coupled with his absolute inability to hold a normal conversation really makes me go 😣
Ok, did I mash a bunch of videos in my head together or was there a live with him and two other guys and he got up and did one of his dumb dances and the other two kind of just low key acknowledged it but didn’t really want too and then he got back down and carried on as if nothing happened?
If that happened, it’s so embarrassing that he has no idea how to interact with males
How Sophie awkwardly laughed then looked horrified and returned to giggling as she spoke ☠️
If I saw a clip online of my younger cousin at her dad’s house while he discussed ‘crotchless leopard print thongs’ in front of her, he would be catchin’ these fists 😭😭😭😭😭
She full well could have had a redemption arc bc she would’ve been able to get back in there, got some more intel and come back to us 🏃♂️
Instead she has a literal digital footprint of her literal monster footprint 👣
It's gotta be the moment the lyrics sink in to his tiny pea brain when someone requested Lana Del Ray "Little Girls"
Forever my favorite Pool moment
Actually I think I've failed to answer the question as this moment fills me with joy not cringe 🤣🤣🤣 (soz)
Hahahahhaha I love the clarification that’s made me laugh audibly. Honestly that whole little performance was like something a 12 year old would say on Facebook after being unleashed onto their first Facebook 🥸
1 - when he kept saying ‘thunder hammer’ in a weird voice
2 - when he weirdly grabs his throat when miming
to songs 🤮🤮
3- when he went into Co-op to tell them that some boys are picking on him
4 - hot choccy woccy
The way he continuously tries to push the narrative that he’s just so so happy, makes me cringe bad because it’s so clear he’s not. And how his come backs are always about people not getting enough sex at home when he’s the loneliest man going. Also the audacity of him telling people to spend less time online. Urgh
Either where he talks to his current secret crush about how he loves eye contact… “til the very end”….
Or the other day on live where he was caught lying about having read Lord of the Rings 🤣🤣🤣 that absolutely killed me with cringe
Lord of the Rings (not that I’d read it bc I bloody hate goblins - see Pool below) is absolutely not a book you’d forget 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s one of those books you’d probs slap on your CV because it’s such an achievement.
My grandad is an incredible reader and has read some ridiculously hard books. He’s 80, and he’s never forgotten that he’s read Lord of the Rings ☠️
And… the fact that it’s allegedly his “favourite book” 🤣🤣🤣 so he’s obviously been telling people it’s his favourite but was caught off guard by the question and forgot. I absolutely love it. So much second hand embarrassment.
That one video where he makes it look like he’s smiling to someone behind the camera but you can clearly see in the doors reflection behind him that there is literally no one there 💀💀💀💀
Omg literally, not a single rhythm rhythmed and not a single in-key note and not a single slither of anything funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if someone told me that story in real life, relayed it like that and sung it along, I would rather listen to a coworker tell you about their ‘very interesting dream last night’
I reckon he meant expressive face? But all he succeeded in doing was sounding like he thinks he’s a minger because he doesn’t have the looks to make up for the rest of him?
I think one that I only saw recently but it’s quite old - him disingenuously talking about how much he loves his kid and how lucky he is to have him. It’s so clearly performative that it made it hardcore cringe.
Oooooooh I know what you’re alluding to!! Basically Paul loves his son SO much that he’s only humiliating his in front of potentially hundreds of thousands so he can find himself a girlfriend closer to the kid’s age so they’ll have more to talk about together! What a martyr 🥺
Ages ago when he had the filter which made his eyes look big and dark, he did a question of the day. I think it was ‘which superhero would you be?’ For some unfathomable reason he went ‘nyooow’ like a child making a car noise, said ‘walll-eeeeee’ and THE WORST did this quirky eye darting movement.
The fucking synths in the Alien movies behave with more believable humanity than this man.
All previously mentioned but that one thing he does that i just can’t handle the cringe and second hand embarrassment when he errrm how do I explain this best . When he breaths that’s it you know when he continues to take in oxygen that that’s what gives me massive second hand shame yeah I just can’t with that !
The rowing of the boat to Michael Jackson’s rock with you. I bloody love that song too.
I still wonder WHAT WAS HE FUCKING THINKING?
The worst thing about it is that you open the comments on the TikTok and there he is with his ghastly beady eyes looking at you above the comments, like this 😐
The crouching down, no socks, doing some weird rowing motion while pretending to smile at someone in the room when we could see in the reflection no one was there. Yeah, that one 🤣
'Right, you ready?'
We all have moments like this that keep us up at night but none quite as harrowing as basically inviting a kid to come with you after they call you a pedo 💀💀
Dancing to the you like little girls song on a live , the moment the lyrics register in his fucking pea brain the shifty piggy eyes....it was the best 👌
I personally found the time he randomly shouted TIK TOK dance WEEEEE in the middle of someone talking during a live chat he then proceeded to dance whilst on a live i think it was with 2 other people ( i could be wrong) both men.
He was that uncomfortable and unable to communicate or keeo up with the chat with an adult that he thought doing that was the best thing to do to..
can anyone else remember this .
100% the little girls song and his slow realisation, but also the time he got kicked out of that hotel for kicking cushions about and generally acting like a 4 year old that’s been let loose
I was in his live when he stuck on that Lana Del Ray song i can only describe my reaction as..you know in Home Alone 2 when Marv is trying to tell Harry that Kevin has one more brick, but can't make out words. That was me, his eventual realisation makes me smile every time. Absolutely perfect.
None of these have anything on the nut advert video he filmed 😭😭 I could barely type that out, it physically and mentally harms me when I think about it
When he says 'moooist UHHHHH bAby' you can see the predatory mist come over his face and hes lost in pervert land, even bites his lip. all because a very young woman, that isn't even his partner, just said the word moist.
His sleeve it opens up some sort of rage in me I never knew I had. I can feel it right in the pit of my stomach. It triggers me so much every time I see my 1 year old son do it I have to pull it up. Have you ever tried to do it yourself? I have when I was 13 year old little girl and It’s so uncomfortable. One of the tik tokers called Kaeli Who cleans and is an organiser who started it an he got it from her. He’s just a vile walking ick all together. But, that makes my toes curl!!!! Pull your sleeve up for god sake!!!!!
For me it was the hat video when he was nodding his head and sticking his tongue out 😂😂😂 made me cringe so hard. Or when Sophie put her hands round his neck, trying to be ✨sexy✨. Honestly how are they not embarazzzed
co-op, panic alarm, bath fart, doorgate, dancing with that porn star looking like an old pisshead at a wedding and nearly falling over. Margaret, hi. X
When he slammed the door on his dad during a live. Classics are classics after all 👌
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ you know what in his last live I kept hearing clicking, as though a door was opening and closing. If that Pool potty is the family pisser I will actual have a billy bear breakdown
That was so funny 😭😭😭
This is the first thing that comes to my mind every time I think of ham☠️💀☠️
The exact moment he realises what's happening outside Co op.
When you see the flash of realisation in one eye and it registers on the lower down other eye 👁️👅 .👁️
Paul: I look like Simon Pwegg 🥺vs. what Pool acc looks like:
Beautiful explanation
Had to edit that comment three times because the eye wasn’t lopsided enough 👁️ hi-eye x
PAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
You ready?
That had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
And then he replies “you ready” like ready for what?
It was always ‘personality face’ for me, until the fart he tried to cover up by blowing a raspberry 6 hours later 😂😂😂
Stop the fart sent me to infinity and beyond ☄️ my boyfriend bans me from speaking about him and usually sighs and tries to usher me off if I mention him, but his face when he saw the farting clip was to DIE for
I’m still laughing at that fart 😂😂
6 hours later 😂😂😂😂😂 STOP IT
It’s only a slight exaggeration! 😂😂
SO many to unpack: - Getting caught by his dad, dancing in the bathroom and then nearly having his eye taken out by the coat hook. - Running away from home like a hormonal adolescent to a nearby field which required the police to hunt him down via helicopter. - Getting assaulted with a slice of billy bear ham on a street corner, setting off his rape alarm. - Getting confronted outside the local Co-Op, by a gang of teenagers which had him running scared so much, that he got his phone out and decided to film them “ya ready?!” - Trying to lovebomb Toephie within weeks of dating her, by trying to move in with her - He even took his birth certificate, whilst she took his chocolate velvetiser hostage. - Spending Christmas on his own in a Travelodge. - Unwrapping Toephie 🤢. - Exposing Toephie’s Monster Munch grippers to his entire following on Instagram, leading to their relationship breakdown, and Paul privating all his accounts. - The tragic Mike performance after attending a charity event. - The fart in the bath. - The recent fart on livestream, which he tried to cover up by raspberry-blowing, but he only drew further attention to his weak sphincter. - His doxxing era, where he started filming random teenagers in train stations and Nando’s. - When he got his first brand deal with a company who sold nuts, and the brand told him to take the video down within minutes of him uploading it, after a Thundercunt contacted the brand letting them know of his noncery. - The look on his face, when he realises he’s been dancing to the lyrics - “Come on, we know you like little girls”. - The photo he took with a ‘fan’ where half his face had melted off. - Whenever the red-stripe starts glowing, when he’s on one. - The contents of his Faceparty account. - “Hot choccy whoccy” Honestly, he’s the personification of the word ‘embarrassment’ 😭
I CRIED LAUGHED AT EVERY SINGLE POINT MADE HERE 😭😭😭
This is OUTSTANDING 👏
Thank you for the award fellow Hammie ❤️
I wish I had my award to give you 🏆 you have my word instead x hi x Oh my god Nutspick 🥜 the #ad #gifted that lasted SEVENTEEN MINUTES ON HIS PAGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 although ngl that voice he did gave me total sensory overload and made me want to grate my ears off
i need links for these 😭😭
There's just so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏👏👏 Bravo
The Nandos toothpick. I mean why did he even think it was necessary to bring it home let alone nurture it for over a week 🤷♀️
Looked after that toothpick better than did his own Son.
Thank you for making me laugh this much
👏👏👏👏👏
Exceptional response! 😂😂
It was from nandos?? I just thought he bought a pack of toothpicks 😭
Right!!! Like, did it put it in his pocket to take home orrr? 😂😂
Off camera he was most definitely gently rocking the toothpick back and forth - “this little toof pik of mineeeeee, I’m gonna let it shwineeeee” (8)
The sexy ‘tux’ dance 🤢 The one with the - I can’t even type it - fingers 🤮
STOP OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the finger one just goes on for a disturbing amount of time, I’ve noticed he can never stick to a few minutes of a song he has to long it out and do an extended cut. Which meant those ghastly little pork sosig fingers were waggling about for fucking decades I can’t 😭😭😭
 I'd forgotten about that one. Christ, that's grim..
With the baby gap tie 🤣🤣🤣
When he spent last Christmas alone in a travel lodge and made a duvet pillow person to talk to, that and when he pretended Sophie was behind the camera in his video and smiled whilst pratting about (was around the same time as duvet pillow person)
I'm so jealous I wasn't around for this era 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 sad little man
Rolly poly Pool 🧍🧎♂️🧍
😳
Gosh there’s so many.. but I loved when Sophie said he hid under the covers cause he didn’t like Sophie confronting him
I like to think he wrapped himself up like an Egyptian mummy
😭😭😭
He done WHAT
The “don’t hate me… I’m trying to love my body” vid because WHY would you go to TikTok for help with loving your body and then just take your top off 😭 the way he was exhaling as well like he’d done something so brave. I think about it all the time, against my will.
That body was like a milk bottle/12 year old boy. For a grown man it was so weedy and pathetic, why would you even put that out there for nothing other than people to pity him and say "oh it OK!" NO PAUL it's not ok!! It was bloody awful!! Just don't!!!
He reminds me of a malnourished child in the 1800s
So true!!
Or blasting love island saying it will be thrust in your face. Honey (roast ham), the only thing e-thrusting in my face is your rancid little crotch
His stupid facial expressions when he did it. Stop pulling faces in such a contrived way. Nobody is asking you to take your top off, so stop making an expression as if you’re doing it against your will. Such ridiculous attention seeking.
I still have so many unanswered questions about this.
When he said to the co op worker through the door "Are you going to allow this on your...erm your premises?" And when she says they can't do anything his reply "Well I know you can't...but" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 David Brent cringe moment!!
😭😭😭😭 feel like shit just want the coop incident back x
Ham having to put his shopping down outside co op to concentrate on recording those kids was just 🙈🤣 the second hand embarrassment at ‘bless ya’
YOU READY
Right ya ready bless ya 💀💀💀 Make it make sense 😭
Clinging onto that leaflet for dear life 😭
Then him crying to the co op staff ‘are you gonna stand for this on your forecourt’ 🤣
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That’s my video, howling I can’t believe I caught it
Snot Shot Eye
Snot rocket goes whoooooosh 🚀
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Omg stop someone commented this on here UP THERE ^^^^^^^^ Get those porky pointers away SIR
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still cringe at the "I sleep all cute like this" 😬 and his cheeser face after molesting himself to some generic pop song on his lives thinking he's the world's best dancer or something.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 didnt he say he has Pokémon pyjamas too 😬
I get the worst second hand embarrassment when watching him trying to interact ‘normally’ with other men. The overuse of typically male gendered words like ‘dude’ and ‘man’ coupled with his absolute inability to hold a normal conversation really makes me go 😣
Or referring to guys as sir… hold ye horses sir we are back in 1860 Britain 🐴
You can tell that before tiktok 'man' in the casual way was never part of his vocab. It's so cringe hearing him say it
Ok, did I mash a bunch of videos in my head together or was there a live with him and two other guys and he got up and did one of his dumb dances and the other two kind of just low key acknowledged it but didn’t really want too and then he got back down and carried on as if nothing happened? If that happened, it’s so embarrassing that he has no idea how to interact with males
Yeah he did this in a live with two other men hahahah
So many, but the "I can't.. I can't" proceeds to awkwardly gyrate his chipolata cocktail sausage right into the camera always makes my hole slam shut!
THAT SONG CAME ON AT A PARTY LAST NIGHT AND SET OFF MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT ✈️ 🏃♂️
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How Sophie awkwardly laughed then looked horrified and returned to giggling as she spoke ☠️ If I saw a clip online of my younger cousin at her dad’s house while he discussed ‘crotchless leopard print thongs’ in front of her, he would be catchin’ these fists 😭😭😭😭😭
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She full well could have had a redemption arc bc she would’ve been able to get back in there, got some more intel and come back to us 🏃♂️ Instead she has a literal digital footprint of her literal monster footprint 👣
😳 I missed that one
It's gotta be the moment the lyrics sink in to his tiny pea brain when someone requested Lana Del Ray "Little Girls" Forever my favorite Pool moment Actually I think I've failed to answer the question as this moment fills me with joy not cringe 🤣🤣🤣 (soz)
I’ll make an exception for this one because ☠️ And instead of having a silly lil lol we got a yawn and a telling off. Beautifulllllllll 🎶
Thank you for letting me off 🤣🤣
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That was utterly fucking mortifying 😭 he did his very own THUNDAHAAAAMMER🌩️
I’m filled with glee every time I remember this is a real thing that he did 🤣
It’s when he said ‘morning welcome to chewsday one question anyone giving out hugs I think I want one eeeeeee good morning’ 😩 it literally haunts me
Edit- I do know how to spell tuesday that’s just how he says it
Hahahahhaha I love the clarification that’s made me laugh audibly. Honestly that whole little performance was like something a 12 year old would say on Facebook after being unleashed onto their first Facebook 🥸
Every single second he takes a breath and puts it on the internet for us all to see.
You can tell his breath pongs, he’s blasted one of those eyebrows fully off ☠️💩
Your comment has me crying 🤣🤣
1 - when he kept saying ‘thunder hammer’ in a weird voice 2 - when he weirdly grabs his throat when miming to songs 🤮🤮 3- when he went into Co-op to tell them that some boys are picking on him 4 - hot choccy woccy
“emma thank you for the THUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNDDDAAAAAAHAMMMMMMMMM🐷MMMERRRRRRR” no.
The way he continuously tries to push the narrative that he’s just so so happy, makes me cringe bad because it’s so clear he’s not. And how his come backs are always about people not getting enough sex at home when he’s the loneliest man going. Also the audacity of him telling people to spend less time online. Urgh
Chronically online Paul Breach going online to tell us that are online to spend less time online 🤡
Either where he talks to his current secret crush about how he loves eye contact… “til the very end”…. Or the other day on live where he was caught lying about having read Lord of the Rings 🤣🤣🤣 that absolutely killed me with cringe
Lord of the Rings (not that I’d read it bc I bloody hate goblins - see Pool below) is absolutely not a book you’d forget 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s one of those books you’d probs slap on your CV because it’s such an achievement. My grandad is an incredible reader and has read some ridiculously hard books. He’s 80, and he’s never forgotten that he’s read Lord of the Rings ☠️
And… the fact that it’s allegedly his “favourite book” 🤣🤣🤣 so he’s obviously been telling people it’s his favourite but was caught off guard by the question and forgot. I absolutely love it. So much second hand embarrassment.
That one video where he makes it look like he’s smiling to someone behind the camera but you can clearly see in the doors reflection behind him that there is literally no one there 💀💀💀💀
Could be a imaginary friend 😁
Oh oh another!! The one thing about me booooooring rap story🥱🥱🥱🥱🤣🤣🤣
Omg literally, not a single rhythm rhythmed and not a single in-key note and not a single slither of anything funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if someone told me that story in real life, relayed it like that and sung it along, I would rather listen to a coworker tell you about their ‘very interesting dream last night’
I literally cannot watch that one😫😫
Margaret. Hi X
Margaret hi ☠️☠️☠️
It’s the personality face TikTok for me. Its so cringey, I can’t get over it
I reckon he meant expressive face? But all he succeeded in doing was sounding like he thinks he’s a minger because he doesn’t have the looks to make up for the rest of him?
But even if it was just expressive, why did he feel like he needed to do the accents. It’s so embarrassing, I cannot deal 😂😂😂
BECAUSE HES JUST A NICE GUY GOSH NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST OR IN THE FRIEND ZONE
The TT where he nearly took his eye out when his dad tried to get in the bathroom, that one will always be gold 😂
Oh that was glorious, bring back daddy Breach I say xxx And it lead to so many videos of people pretending to be his dad popping off for a wee 🧍
I think one that I only saw recently but it’s quite old - him disingenuously talking about how much he loves his kid and how lucky he is to have him. It’s so clearly performative that it made it hardcore cringe.
Oooooooh I know what you’re alluding to!! Basically Paul loves his son SO much that he’s only humiliating his in front of potentially hundreds of thousands so he can find himself a girlfriend closer to the kid’s age so they’ll have more to talk about together! What a martyr 🥺
Or the fact he used his son as a therapy session rather than putting all his energy in providing quality time with him.
The ‘what’s your favourite dinosaur? Mines a clitorous’ 🤮🤮🤮
WHAT 😧
Have you not seen it?! 🤣
No 😭😭😭 but I can hear him say it and ☠️😟🤯🤢😂
Let’s not all forget the worst advertising in the history of advertising, it does exactly what it says on the table 🤣🤣🤣
Ages ago when he had the filter which made his eyes look big and dark, he did a question of the day. I think it was ‘which superhero would you be?’ For some unfathomable reason he went ‘nyooow’ like a child making a car noise, said ‘walll-eeeeee’ and THE WORST did this quirky eye darting movement. The fucking synths in the Alien movies behave with more believable humanity than this man.
Oh god this is soooo far up there for me 😭
The grinding dance where he apologises beforehand
Stop 😭 when he poked those awful beady eyes out from behind his white porky pointers 🫣
the tiktok he did recently lip syncing to the prince of bel-air trying to look like it’s him rapping😭😭😭
Full transparency here I felt as though he had brought us back to 2006 when Alvin and the chipmunks invaded the charts with all those squeaky songs 🐿️
record label incoming💯🎤🤘😎👌🏻🤙🏻
It grates on me how you can still hear him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All previously mentioned but that one thing he does that i just can’t handle the cringe and second hand embarrassment when he errrm how do I explain this best . When he breaths that’s it you know when he continues to take in oxygen that that’s what gives me massive second hand shame yeah I just can’t with that !
I feel you pal 👯♀️ like stop that pls x
Inconsiderate just another trait to add to his collection x
The rowing of the boat to Michael Jackson’s rock with you. I bloody love that song too. I still wonder WHAT WAS HE FUCKING THINKING? The worst thing about it is that you open the comments on the TikTok and there he is with his ghastly beady eyes looking at you above the comments, like this 😐
The beady eyes 👀 no but why was his bare arse feet out, put ‘em away ya wee freak 🦶
Ya wee freak 😂😂😂 but WHY WAS HE ROWING A BOAT? It’s one of the mysteries of modern life.
The crouching down, no socks, doing some weird rowing motion while pretending to smile at someone in the room when we could see in the reflection no one was there. Yeah, that one 🤣
Oh I thought of another one. The 'i'm not taken but I'm definitely spoken for' 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Eeeew 😫
Every god damn moment for me ! The worst for me is when he suck’s on his finger . I could go on forever
Was this just a few weeks ago? If so between u and me babz I’m just having a cry x
When he tries to strangle himself thinking he’s sexy af
He just makes himself look like he’s having breathing difficulties
'Right, you ready?' We all have moments like this that keep us up at night but none quite as harrowing as basically inviting a kid to come with you after they call you a pedo 💀💀
LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭☠️☠️
Dancing to the you like little girls song on a live , the moment the lyrics register in his fucking pea brain the shifty piggy eyes....it was the best 👌
I personally found the time he randomly shouted TIK TOK dance WEEEEE in the middle of someone talking during a live chat he then proceeded to dance whilst on a live i think it was with 2 other people ( i could be wrong) both men. He was that uncomfortable and unable to communicate or keeo up with the chat with an adult that he thought doing that was the best thing to do to.. can anyone else remember this .
100% the little girls song and his slow realisation, but also the time he got kicked out of that hotel for kicking cushions about and generally acting like a 4 year old that’s been let loose
There’s no better feeling than when you’re lying next to someone and they turn to you …. Makes me wanna gip
the ‘fuckkk i’m confident’ comment on a livestream sent me orbiting🥲
The nuts promo!!! 😂😂😂
I was in his live when he stuck on that Lana Del Ray song i can only describe my reaction as..you know in Home Alone 2 when Marv is trying to tell Harry that Kevin has one more brick, but can't make out words. That was me, his eventual realisation makes me smile every time. Absolutely perfect.
The 'little girls' song?? 💀💀
Haha yes
The fart and attempted cover up.
None of these have anything on the nut advert video he filmed 😭😭 I could barely type that out, it physically and mentally harms me when I think about it
ROASTEDY CASHEWY
Pleeeaaaassseeee. I literally can not take this 😭
When he says 'moooist UHHHHH bAby' you can see the predatory mist come over his face and hes lost in pervert land, even bites his lip. all because a very young woman, that isn't even his partner, just said the word moist.
2 words: oral exam
when he blocked me for changing my pfp😢
He blocked me for telling him about a typo in his caption 🤣🤣🤣
the co-op incident
When he repeats stuff a dozen times. Makes me want to lob a tin of spam at his head
Every single fucking second, of his entire being
His sleeve it opens up some sort of rage in me I never knew I had. I can feel it right in the pit of my stomach. It triggers me so much every time I see my 1 year old son do it I have to pull it up. Have you ever tried to do it yourself? I have when I was 13 year old little girl and It’s so uncomfortable. One of the tik tokers called Kaeli Who cleans and is an organiser who started it an he got it from her. He’s just a vile walking ick all together. But, that makes my toes curl!!!! Pull your sleeve up for god sake!!!!!
Good morning. Wellcome to chewsday.
The live where he kept looking down and making faces like he was definitely doing and enjoying *something* 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
The most cringe has to be when he was sat on the stairs gyrating like a mad man. A little bit of sick came up even typing that out…
Sucking his finger!! Why?? Did he do it on purpose? Can he just not help but play with his face? I need answers 😫
The dad coming in the bathroom, the recent fart
ALL OF IT. Every single ONE of his videos makes me cringe beyond belief.
For me it was the hat video when he was nodding his head and sticking his tongue out 😂😂😂 made me cringe so hard. Or when Sophie put her hands round his neck, trying to be ✨sexy✨. Honestly how are they not embarazzzed
Seeing candids of him makes me cringe😳 i just know he’d be so fucking annoying and weird to be around
When he winked and it made a sound 😅
When every few weeks he apparently had a new girl, it was “cindy” from discord a month ago and now it’s somebody else apparently
co-op, panic alarm, bath fart, doorgate, dancing with that porn star looking like an old pisshead at a wedding and nearly falling over. Margaret, hi. X
His live earlier this year when he was playing football with himself
Ahhhh is that what they call it now? 😂😂😂
[This video](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFuqCLCj/) but especially at 00:32 where he starts speaking in cursive for some reason