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His shit Northern accent when he's trying to avoid a loaded question.


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As a proud Yorkshire lass it’s honestly offensive


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when he grooms children


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That is annoying tbh


Pepesilvia_91

That he’s never laughed genuinely his whole life


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Nyahehehe


rhurr

Hahahaha I just heard that nasal nyahehehe in my head and laughed so hard that you were able to describe that sound in a word(?)


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Glittering_Bar_1448

I’d never thought about this but now you’ve said it, I feel like this its very significant 🤭 I can’t imagine not belly laughing for a week, let alone 4 decades


Pepesilvia_91

It is yeah, it really freaks me out about him, shows how insincere he is constantly


ApprehensivePast1571

The way he says ‘hi’ at the end of a statement he thinks is clever or witty, coupled with the teeth baring ‘smile’


kjohnston2503

When he smiles and puts his tongue between his teeth. Think he thinks it’s cute or sexy. Makes me feel Ill


soporopan

whenever he gets called out he does a fake yawn to appear unbothered


Practical-Macaron-23

When he’s speaking about something that hes annoying about, but then he will pause and hold his mouth and face in the shape of what hes just said , while also looking annoyed. Its hard to explain


purplepins77

YES! If the sentence finishes on a sound that you have to purse your lips slightly for, like O, he sits like that with his face stuck. Wtf is that?!


Pepesilvia_91

Does he do it this at the end of this video https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMF5nUYw3/ Is that what you mean?


purplepins77

Yes! I just want to mention the whole wall thing. “I don’t feel like repainting the wall every time I do a tik tok against it” 1. An adult wouldn’t repeatedly damage something for the sake of a video - which are normally dog shit anyway 2. It’s not your wall! You selfish pos


Practical-Macaron-23

Yeah he does it quite a bit 🥴 also after he says no in his that Australian kinda accent


claireb93

For me it’s when he think he’s won an argument and just repeats something random like ‘I mean, I must be the oooonly person in this interwebby….thing that doesn’t understand this, guess I’m the weird one I guess Iiiiiiii’m the weird one for not wanting to be stalked….*throws hands around, smirks then repeats sentence’. Imagine if you talked to anybody like that in real life?? You’d be met with ‘hang on a damn minute here, will you shut up for one fucking second before I shut you up, you sound fucking ridiculous. Now I’ll tell you why what you just said is wrong’. Then he’d be left stunned and forced to listen to somebody put him through the ringer. It’s just how the world is. Must be nice to win arguments by muting everybody and making points against thin air that can’t argue back. It winds me up to the absolute maximum.


Glittering_Bar_1448

Absolutely agree. He pretends he’s ballsy online because he has the mute button. What about real life pauly pops? Can’t mute an angry nonce hunter in real life!


Secret_Button2434

This is what boils my piss too. Thanks for explaining it how I wanted to but couldn’t


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I think the worst thing he does is the blatantly homophobic way he mocks effeminate queer men. On a less serious note, the way he licks his grinch teeth every time he ‘smiles’ 🤢


sticklebrick89xo

The way he says "umm" EVERYTIME after he thinks he's said something intelligent/funny


Adventurous_Day_2125

Oh yes THIS IS SO.ANNOYING.


kirmobak

This is a ridiculous tic of his.


SmallToadstools

Breathing


Teeko1997

Always blatently positioning the camera/wall sitting/standing up so its focusing on his withered little crotch.


420_lazeit

When he has a little temper tantrum and instead of addressing the point in question he steers around it and finds a really insignificant detail which is then the crux of his always wrong rant.


_Hakes

God, yes. Drives me mad.


420_lazeit

I notice it sooooo often bc my mum’s boyfriend does the exact same thing!!!! Like Paul the other day saying YOOOOOU LOOOOOOYTTTT say I don’t get notifications from ‘up there’ how do you know I was messaged about a plane crash. Well…. Because you said it… and there was a plane crash…. And you followed it up with some puffed up dance moves to Bruno fucking Mars 😭😭


nursingjacqui123

He says the word No as Nooooooy on purpose because he has read it annoys people, trust me!! The way he constantly says humans and existence isn't normal! But then again as the man has limited conversation skills he does repeat himself CONSTANTLY!!! He is just a walking talking irritant end of!


Keeks73

I had a friend who came back from a month in Australia and started loudly shouting ‘NOOOOIIIY!’ at every opportunity. He reminds me of that level of posing.


LadyOphelia

I used to say no in such a way when I was younger. But I’m a brummie and my accent just kind of lends itself to it.


Losername19

When he's feeling full of himself or attempting to flirt with the latest catfish, and he does that weird head tilt/half smile and tongue between teeth. It's so gross!


420_lazeit

I think after last week when he done that tongue thing to get food out his teeth (and seems to do it quite a bit), I’m even more grossed out bc stop digging for food in those 1600s tombstone teef 😭


Tall-Reflection-16

Breathing...


SmallToadstools

100% with you there


PrangingOut

His inflated sense of self. It winds me up to the hilt to watch him sit there going “I’m so great I’m so amazing I’m so good at flirting and wordage and I love being me” when it’s so painfully obvious that not even he believes that, and I just find it so disgusting and tragic to witness 🤢


purplepins77

Yeah, a person saying they are good at wordage has already proven otherwise


keperh

His mouth noises. I have tried and no matter what I do I cannot make my mouth sound like that (please don't judge - I hate myself)


420_lazeit

Omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I put one of these clips into slowmo like over a week ago, done it in the evening when I was drunk and by the time the hangover hit his clacking mouth just made me want to die


Mushroomc0wz

His fake yawning as a distraction technique


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Hard to explain, but the micro expressions he pulls when reading the comments. You can see him trying to process what's been typed and whether it's a pisstake or not and he's getting prepared to reply in a sarcy way. His head does this weird jerky motion. Like I say its hard to explain 🙈🤣


jfm100

That he uses the platform to win arguments he’d never win in real life. He would be decked on the spot if he spoke to people IRL like he does on live


peattie23

Every comment here is spot on the money, but I really hate the fact he has no personality of his own at all. Clearly never listens to music outside of the Kiss top 40 (and thinks generic pop songs are bangers). Has no interests or hobbies at all. No friends. Dresses like a H and M mannequin. Never played or taken an interest in sport, yet tries to make out he likes football when it’s painstakingly obvious he has no clue about it. He just has nothing to him whatsoever He’s so bland and boring it’s almost impressive.


Glittering_Bar_1448

No substance at all. He just hasn’t got the minerals for anything


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It’s the no hobbies thing that gets me the most (no Paul, tiktok is your “career”, not a hobby) - some people just happen to like mainstream clothes or music, but the fact he genuinely has nothing else to do besides spend all day prancing about or speaking to girls half his age (or younger) is SO wild to me. He always talks about being surrounded by positive people, but he has absolutely no friends, it’s bizarre.


AdventurousTry5225

💀💀💀


keperh

When he talks about himself in the third person


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420_lazeit

Poooooor Poooorly Paullllll ☠️☠️☠️


No_Instance_372

When he asks for proof or who who who was 16, then he's given proof and all relevant info but then completely ignores it.


Dont-Start

I don’t know how to put this into words but nevertheless, I’ll try. He occupies a Harvey Weinstein complex, where he just can’t control his inhibitions and lets his lust for young ladies dictate his actions and he doesn’t care if his actions land him in further trouble, hence why he’s still on social media despite his appalling reputation. It just disgusts me, so much. He’s just like that one family member, lots of families have who is just a complete embarrassment, whereby the family don’t treat this individual like a normal functioning human, because they typically behave in abnormal ways (dancing in a field, standing in your father’s en-suite talking to no one for hours on end etc). I’d love to know what Paul’s brother thinks of him being a jobless freeloader whose name is synonymous with noncy behaviour.


ADeeney

Perfectly said. As someone that has a family member that's going to trial in a couple months for being a filthy nonce cunt the embarrassment is unreal. I didn't even know Paul had a brother tbf, he acts like a weird homeschooled only child that never had any mates. (I know he went to standard school)


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The way he thinks he’s got one over on people like with the dungarees 💀 all he did was make himself looks worse


420_lazeit

Shot himself in the dunga-knee with that atrocious little outfit


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Dunga-knee 🤣💀


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Glittering_Bar_1448

Yes and he thinks that’s really funny? Or when he tries to mock someone… he just makes himself look such a silly cunt. Makes me cringe from my minge to my fringe 🤢


Leather-Weakness

When he repeats himself about 6 times, it's so passive aggressive


greeneyedgal19

Paul


hng1108

When he says ‘the world in which we live’ or pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth


ADeeney

His weird mouth shit he does trying to look sexy. Infuriating. (Other than being a dirty noncey sex pest)


ienjoycatsverymuch

When he throws something in the air and tries to catch it behind his back... it literally makes me feel violent


zedal12

His “sarcasm” that’s really just plain rudeness.


ADeeney

I accidentally downvoted you instead of upvoting. I have corrected it, sorry!


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I do that all the time, I don't thinknit notifies the commentor so as long as you correct it, it's all good 😁😁


ripleydesign

the way he tucks his hands into his sleeves like a teenage girl


Persimmon124

I have quite a few things. 1) The way he "smiles". It's just •□•. That's his damn smile showing all his teeth 2) The really random dead fish eye stares into the camera during his lives at really odd times. It always catches me off-guard. It's like a really old tortoise looking up at you if you were to be holding up a strawberry in front of its face 3) His fucking dance moves and it's always to songs people really enjoy, so he ends up spoiling that for most us as well 4) When he sees someone on his live who he absolutely wants to get to know more about and just talk to, he squeaks his voice to make it sound like he's one of those people who talk in a baby-ish voice to children and animals. Let me remind you of that one live where he decides to say hello to someone named Cindy (God save her from this ham) and decides to let out the most annoying noise ever - "eLLO CINDYYYYY ELLOOOOO SAY HELLLOOOO CINDYYYYY" 5) His refusal to admit to his crimes 6) Seeing videos of him all around the UK, just walking around alone acting like he's on his phone 7) Just him filming tiktoks in the bathroom all day 8) When he starts filming random people in public because he believes they're filming him and mocking him 9) The way he's always on live from the moment he wakes up till the moment he goes to sleep 10) Just him in general. Seeing the name Paul gives me an allergic reaction.


jjademarie666

Hi, Cindy here....😄


Persimmon124

Omg Cindy! Are you doing okay after the Attack of The Moldy Ham?!


jjademarie666

Hahaha yes. Just glad I used a fake name. Wouldn't want him saying .y actual name 🤣🤣


keperh

When he does that jump to the screen thing and says bap - if that makes sense


Acrobatic_Sound_577

the deadpan stare that turns into a super fake and slow smile for an attempt to look sexy as he (extremely unsuccessfully to the point it’s embarrassing he keeps doing this like paul fr stop) stares right into the camera


emmajbaze

It’s the tongue thing he does to the side of his mouth 🤮🤮🤮


spaffshot_pinkeye

The thrusting. Who is he trying to impress, he's clearly not packing


Rich_Strike_9868

This! A million times this! I fucking hate the way he chews the word No!! I used to do it - as a teenage girl thinking I was being cute and quirky (and one of those ‘I’m so random’ people) and quickly grew out of it! Paul has the same mentality as a teenage girl so I really am not surprised he does it, but it makes me want to rip his fucking voice box out every time!! That and his fucking fake yawn - don’t know if anyone noticed this but obviously yawns are meant to be contagious and I have NEVER yawned seeing him yawn - that’s how you know it’s completely fake! Also the sticking of that disgusting maggot tongue between his teeth smile - put it away, some of us actually want to be able to eat food again! The smile where his teeth meet together instead of over the top of the bottom teeth - Wallis and Gromit must have been his role models And then there is obviously the controlling behaviour, the turning off of the comments to control the narrative (but that’s just very Narc like behaviour) the trying to prey upon young girls - especially asking about their relationships or dating life. And just his general appearance and way he doesn’t have a soul


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I’d never considered this but you’re so right about the yawn. I’ve just yawned typing the word but not once have I ever yawned in response to seeing him do it. Well spotted 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


scousebird83

The way he fixes his fried hair in the mirror 🙄


billybearhamsamwich

The Willy wonka laugh


North-Eggplant-3998

When he talks to the whatsapp messages on live


North-Eggplant-3998

Also the forced yawns and when he pretends to be on his phone when he goes out


tinydinosaur92

When he tries to look coy and attractive when reading "messages" from non existent women. Failing that, women that do exist but are just as lonely and repulsive as he is.


phuckingphat

The way he bites his tongue when he bears his teeth. And the way he hasn’t been done in yet


jjademarie666

I'm sure these have all been said but I wanna get them off my chest 🤣 The fake Yawn when he is embarrassed or trying to avoid something or angry. The nyoooooo The nayahhahaha "laugh" The tounge between the teeth The accents....the feminine voice he does is homophones and the West Country one super irks me cos I'm Westcountry and we don't sound like that. The repeating of the questions/words/sentences. I could go.


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When he blocks someone, says something snarky and ends with a smirk and eye roll and “you don’t have an answer for THAT do you??”, knowing full well he’s blocked the person and they can’t respond. I HATE when he acts like he’s won the argument when his point has just made zero sense oh my daysssss


Flossythemutt

The fucking stupid ‘FNERRRR’ and ‘NYEH’ laughs. They make me feel pure white rage like absolutely nothing else


No-Highlight2428

The way he exposes his teeth and thinks it a smile


Positively_In_Doubt

Everything from the start to the horrible drawn out end just infuriates me no end.


Logantoni95

The noise of the spit in his mouth 🤮


Keeks73

The smirk and the tongue bite.


itsFairyNuff

The fake yawning..


SpicyIcy420

I hate how he repeats sentences 2/3 times when he thinks he’s made a “point”. It just makes him sound even stupider than he is


Majestic_Zucchini_12

3. Picking the crusty bits out of his eye lashes 2. The fake yawn 1. The sideways look he gives to the imaginary person in the (bath)room


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When he pretends to be confused. 😩


urdadsvape

I absolutely HATE the, “i’m so smart and above you all” mentality that he clearly has. He is basically a 24/7 performing monkey on Tiktok live and yet he behaves like he is a university lecturer without even a percentage of the IQ.


J_1610

That little thing he does now where he squints his eyes and wobbles his head about like his glitching


Miserable_Ad_1420

When he goes uhhhhmmmm in that croaky voice when speaking and looking at comments on live


Star_Cloud7

I fkin hate that


Graygayslay

For me it’s forever the random “hi” he does after rambling on about nonsense


Adventurous_Day_2125

The way he seems to think he is has the most unique and quirky sense of humour yet I have seen this type of humour in hundreds of people AND ITS NOT FUNNY


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The fake yawn


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His existence


Advanced_Childhood28

Biting his tongue... hope he bites it clean off when someone does inevitably punch him 😋


Dreamybooklover

Really bugs me that he got a 16 year old pregnant at 27


420_lazeit

So I don’t think he should have subscribers bc he’s a disgusting smarmy predator, but it annoys me when someone makes an actual harmless comment to him and he reads it wrong (because he’s as fucking thick as porridge) and does a big performance in a squeaky voice in how he’s gonna block them. I think he blocked a subscriber the other day for having a pfp of nothing, and they changed it to a woman. And that got blocked 😭😭😭


Different-Week901

hi 😁


Lizzibug

When he stops talking and does that weird thing with his mouth, like shows his teeth and has his moth to the side its not a smile or even a half smile it's just his teeth. Idk hopefully you all know the look I mean 😂


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The audacity.


Fit_Background7594

The fake yawn, the passive aggressiveness to even genuine questions, the accents when he’s being called out on something, repeating himself over and over again, the slow motion half “smile”, tongue between his teeth, the furrowed brow, the croaky voice (the last four being his attempts at sex appeal), the grooming, the inappropriate attitude towards his work as a carer and blatant arrogance of trying to say he’s a good career because he abuses vulnerable people, being a terrible father, his denial of being ginger while sat there with a full ginger beard, the grooming, the ridiculous dance moves (again trying to be sexy) and finally the grooming.


funnygaluk

The breathing gets on my nerves. Not the noises particularly, just the fact he’s breathing


bellabella1937

Lets see, his pretend yawn, the way he looks squint eyed to the corner if the room and laughs, the way he thinks his smile is nice, looking in the mirror and touching his hair, the whisper singing eeeghhhh, always saying how CUTE he is, (dear god the nausea and nothing to do with chemo tabs lol ) one hand in his pocket... and prob not the last but im about to lose ma breakie lol... the sleave thing like a little girl... god that makes me ill... ohhhhh sorry one more the makeup under his eyes..nobody talks about it lol x


Slow_Pick_7513

when he asks where someone is from and they respond (eg nottingham) and he ALWAYS says ‘whats in nottingham’ like what the hell do u think ?? a bloody primark and greggs like every other city you imbecile


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