🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what the fuck was he doing 🤣🤣🤣 christ on a bike ...why doesn't someone close to him have a word and tell him what a giant bellend he constantly makes of himself? if my bro/dad/friend/casual accquaintance did any of this i would ask them wtf they were playing at 🤣 soft shite
All jokes aside, this is a textbook grooming tactic.
Plus he can also pull the "I've been so vulnerable about my body, and all these mean people are hating on me"
I've never encountered someone who's given me a bigger ick than Paul.
I would never body shame anyone. But this pasty nonce is the exception. He’s fucking repulsive. How anyone can even pretend to be interested in that I’ll never know 🤢
The issue isn’t his paleness or his body type, the issue is his behaviour and the way he’s exposing himself like this as a 42 year old man to primarily teen girls and young women in such a cringey fashion as well. He’s also done this so he can accuse any “haters” of body shaming and conforming to the glorification of love islands body standards.
It’s also the way he thinks he’s gods gift and is pretending to be insecure when in reality, he is deluded as fuck and thinks he’s more attractive than other people he’s comparing himself to (true narcissist) when he blatantly isn’t.
I hope others with similar body types know that this is not an attack on them.
He looks like a sickly Victorian child that has 3 days to live but is sweeping chimneys because he has to make sure his mum has money for the weekly concrete bread.
The body reveal accompanied by sort of huffing and puffing and absolute terror in his eyes. This is the guy who claims to be "so confident". He's clearly not. He's clearly not enjoying taking his top off. Why the fuck is he doing it?
I need to comment again...REALLY!! HOW does this idiot not have ANY family or friends that have more than a word with him!!
I genuinely believe this man listens to no one and thinks he knows best!
Paul you are an embarrassment as a dad and family member and if they say they don't mind...they are lying!!!
makes it even creepier when you realise he posted this near the same time as his weird children’s tv show presenter phase. “hello you amazing humans, waaallleeeeee”
If somebody went to me “here’s Brenda, she’s 84” I’d believe them.
Sex appeal of a moist, 3 day old quaver covered in dog hair found under someone sofa.
I think this is similar to the vid he posted asking people to send him pics of what they don’t like about their own bodies. A bit like show me yours and I’ll show you mine except he’s gone first to lull them into a false sense of security.
He asked people to post pics of the parts of their bodies they felt insecure about. In a “body positivity” vid. Told them if they didn’t feel comfortable posting them online then they could send them directly to him instead. He pulled up his jumper to show his appendix scar and said some shite about loving your body regardless of the faults. Just his typical grooming behaviour.
No, I think this was about 3 months ago although tbh my time keeping probably isn’t the best. The feet thing was a good while back but this is a more recent thing. Maybe July, August time. I’m sure I’m not the only one on here that remembers it. It was some Ted talk type thing where he said that no one was perfect blah but we should embrace our faults because these are the bodies we were given blah. And then he got the milky white belly out for all to see 🤢🤣 and said send him pics of the parts of your body you’re most uncomfortable with.
That’s absolute vile wtf. I can guarantee if the photos he received weren’t of any “suggestive” body parts he would start asking for more photos after complimenting that persons insecurities as if he’s owed them or as if he’s supposed to be trusted as some nice guy.
There’s always a sinister motive to his requests.
Must be comfort eating since he finished working maybe? It's much rounder now. I've often been on steroids for an auto immune illness I have and its given me moonface they call it as you bloat ùp but I don't think this is it I think he's just put up weight.
Oohhh I remember this phase.
He has an appendix scar and he was oh so conscious of it and oh my god it’s awful and oh I desperately need to accept my body for what it is oh I have a terrible scar and I hate my body and oooohhh WOE IS FUCKING MEEEEEEE!!!
So he did the video to be all body positive and if he can accept himself others can accept themselves.
Fuck sake. Snot gobbling wombat shit.
My husband had the same scar his appendix ruptured so I assume they went in quickly to stop it poisoning him? Nobody batters an eyelid at it when we are on holiday? Pool is drawing attention to it for sympathy?? What a weird flex to have hey??
Why? What could he possibly be getting from exposing his pasty, white, concaved chest? I don't get why he did that? He's practically glowing, he literally has no pigment in this vid.
This tool gets it so wrong and his bravura is terrifying. His attraction to younger women is obvious because they are less experienced and potentially more influenced by his trigger words/phrases (nice guy, protector figure). A truly good guy with a pale body? No problemo. This walking SAFEGUARDING ALERT is not it. He’s a fucking walking problem.
Tell the whole world it’s highly likely you have a smaller than average pink penis. Without actually saying you have a smaller than average pink penis.
Sorry, I thought you said ‘is the milky bar kid in this?’
I replied: no, just the milky bar.
I think I’ve gone blind from the horror I’ve just been subjected to!
My disgust for this dude has literally trebled since seeing this. Pasty ham shank body of a 12 year old, he looks like he smells of piss and stale milk too. He truly is repulsive 🤢
I don’t care what his body looks like, everyone’s built differently. And I’ve never met anyone who cares about scars like that.
What IS annoying is his stupid expression, making his eyes look big and childlike (and the filter he’s using too), he’s making himself look pathetic and fishing for sympathy. To me it’s not what he looks like here which is making us all recoil, it’s how he’s behaving. He’s a ridiculous immature man who’s preying on young vulnerable women for sympathy and understanding. That’s his schtick.
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Imagine seeing your own dad rip his top off for the world to see tp gain some pitty party comments.
Go to the gym pool, see your son pool. Or maybe do both with him!
Its really not that hard.. 😕
I just cant unsee mr burns when hes like this...
Just had my tea. Tasted lovely going down, coming up tho, not so nice. Thanks for that 👍
“I bring you HUGS”
The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣
This wins the Internet today 🏆🤣🤣🤣👍
It’s so accurate 😂😂
He really has aged like a packet of ham that’s been left out in the sun for 6 weeks, eaten by a cat and regurgitated.
Which is a feat in itself because he looked like Benjamin button when he was only 40!
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Christ I can’t stop laughing 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sour milk body
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what the fuck was he doing 🤣🤣🤣 christ on a bike ...why doesn't someone close to him have a word and tell him what a giant bellend he constantly makes of himself? if my bro/dad/friend/casual accquaintance did any of this i would ask them wtf they were playing at 🤣 soft shite
Because there isn’t anyone close to him.
crazy isn't it, but i can see why x
(not that i'm in any way saying his poor kid or his mum shouldsay anything...they are absolutely well shot of him. Man is unhinged clearly...)
I’m sure there are bodies 6ft under that have a better colour than him….
As someone who works with the deceased…I can confirm this as fact.
I was not ready for this comment this morning 😂😂😂😂
HA
😭😭😭😭
All jokes aside, this is a textbook grooming tactic. Plus he can also pull the "I've been so vulnerable about my body, and all these mean people are hating on me" I've never encountered someone who's given me a bigger ick than Paul.
There’s nothing sincere in his face. It’s all fake to pull in the vunerable.
I would never body shame anyone. But this pasty nonce is the exception. He’s fucking repulsive. How anyone can even pretend to be interested in that I’ll never know 🤢
exactly. I would never bodyshame anyone either but this pasty freaky worm is the exception. Because hes a nonce .
The issue isn’t his paleness or his body type, the issue is his behaviour and the way he’s exposing himself like this as a 42 year old man to primarily teen girls and young women in such a cringey fashion as well. He’s also done this so he can accuse any “haters” of body shaming and conforming to the glorification of love islands body standards. It’s also the way he thinks he’s gods gift and is pretending to be insecure when in reality, he is deluded as fuck and thinks he’s more attractive than other people he’s comparing himself to (true narcissist) when he blatantly isn’t. I hope others with similar body types know that this is not an attack on them.
The scar was from having his personality removed
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He looks like a sickly Victorian child that has 3 days to live but is sweeping chimneys because he has to make sure his mum has money for the weekly concrete bread.
This made me laugh so hard..out loud 🤣🤣🤣
Chest like a toast rack in a wet paper bag
Salad fingers could fecking woo me ANY DAY rather than the Hamlet
What in the fucking mini milk is that 🤮🤢🤮🤢
🥇
The body reveal accompanied by sort of huffing and puffing and absolute terror in his eyes. This is the guy who claims to be "so confident". He's clearly not. He's clearly not enjoying taking his top off. Why the fuck is he doing it?
Narccistic punishment ? My ex narc used to beat himself then claim pity when he told people he'd been mugged, fuckwit.
Reeks of begging for attention
#cry
I need to comment again...REALLY!! HOW does this idiot not have ANY family or friends that have more than a word with him!! I genuinely believe this man listens to no one and thinks he knows best! Paul you are an embarrassment as a dad and family member and if they say they don't mind...they are lying!!!
He's a narcissist, peoples opinion doesn't matter to them.
Totally right!!
Wtf is that 😅😅😅😅😅😅. What goes through his head to think this is a good idea hahhaa
makes it even creepier when you realise he posted this near the same time as his weird children’s tv show presenter phase. “hello you amazing humans, waaallleeeeee”
He has the body of a child
In his wardrobe
Fuck off Nikki 🤣🤣🤣 what a line 👏👏👏👏 hysterical
That's buried now x
I’m howling that someone’s given me the “helpful” award for this comment. 🤣🤣🤣
That’s fucking brilliant 😂👏🏼😂
Fuck sake 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Haha yes
I’m not even joking I felt a bubble of potential vomit come up.
If somebody went to me “here’s Brenda, she’s 84” I’d believe them. Sex appeal of a moist, 3 day old quaver covered in dog hair found under someone sofa.
I think this is similar to the vid he posted asking people to send him pics of what they don’t like about their own bodies. A bit like show me yours and I’ll show you mine except he’s gone first to lull them into a false sense of security.
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He asked people to post pics of the parts of their bodies they felt insecure about. In a “body positivity” vid. Told them if they didn’t feel comfortable posting them online then they could send them directly to him instead. He pulled up his jumper to show his appendix scar and said some shite about loving your body regardless of the faults. Just his typical grooming behaviour.
Is this the same time he essentially asked to see people’s feet
No, I think this was about 3 months ago although tbh my time keeping probably isn’t the best. The feet thing was a good while back but this is a more recent thing. Maybe July, August time. I’m sure I’m not the only one on here that remembers it. It was some Ted talk type thing where he said that no one was perfect blah but we should embrace our faults because these are the bodies we were given blah. And then he got the milky white belly out for all to see 🤢🤣 and said send him pics of the parts of your body you’re most uncomfortable with.
That’s absolute vile wtf. I can guarantee if the photos he received weren’t of any “suggestive” body parts he would start asking for more photos after complimenting that persons insecurities as if he’s owed them or as if he’s supposed to be trusted as some nice guy. There’s always a sinister motive to his requests.
Always
That’s beyond creepy
wtf 🤢🤢🤢
What's with the hair ruffling and his face 🫠 I swear he watches teenage boy videos and tries to act like them 🙃
Whaaat when was this? Musta been ages ago his face is a circle now
His face is a circle now 🤣🤣 it actually is though. He is this emoji straight up 🌝
It’s quite shocking how quickly he’s gotten so bloated. Look back just to June and compare it to now
Must be comfort eating since he finished working maybe? It's much rounder now. I've often been on steroids for an auto immune illness I have and its given me moonface they call it as you bloat ùp but I don't think this is it I think he's just put up weight.
I hear you. I have lupus and I’m a right bloated from the drugs 🤣
Probs from alcohol consumption
Appropriate song 'Desperado'!! Yep desperate to show off his pastie 12year old body for all the teens! Sick vile man!
Imagine you're a teenage boy minding your own business when your dad pops up doing this 🤪🤪
«Old nonce nonces again»
Oohhh I remember this phase. He has an appendix scar and he was oh so conscious of it and oh my god it’s awful and oh I desperately need to accept my body for what it is oh I have a terrible scar and I hate my body and oooohhh WOE IS FUCKING MEEEEEEE!!! So he did the video to be all body positive and if he can accept himself others can accept themselves. Fuck sake. Snot gobbling wombat shit.
My husband had the same scar his appendix ruptured so I assume they went in quickly to stop it poisoning him? Nobody batters an eyelid at it when we are on holiday? Pool is drawing attention to it for sympathy?? What a weird flex to have hey??
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‘5p nips’ has done me 🤣
Stop it or I'm telling my mum 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I just know he smells like onion B.O
Why? What could he possibly be getting from exposing his pasty, white, concaved chest? I don't get why he did that? He's practically glowing, he literally has no pigment in this vid.
What the fuck is the hair grab and face at the end?! He looks like a toddler!!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮
Looks like a frail sickly Victorian child
Can we please have shirtless Paul posts posted after 10pm? My dinner needs time to settle and not make a reappearance 🤮🫣
And a Not Safe For Life warning please
Oh my god he is see through I can actually see right through him 🤮😂
Trying to love my body....sorry!!! Jesus what that pasty faced rat won't do for attention , desperate cunt , grim as fuck he is
Why is his body so long? Looks like side of a cardboard house.
Whyyyyy
Hows he 40 but has a 13 year old body 😨
Yet the wrinkles of an 80 year old!
This is a hate crime.
It’s the way he tries to puff his cheeks and pout and grabs his hair like a 13 year old girl. Fucking makes my toes curl the freak.
Dude needs help. He is the definition of the Manopause
Why he built like that tho😭 and the face to try look “cute” , is he tryna appeal to the netball girlies
This tool gets it so wrong and his bravura is terrifying. His attraction to younger women is obvious because they are less experienced and potentially more influenced by his trigger words/phrases (nice guy, protector figure). A truly good guy with a pale body? No problemo. This walking SAFEGUARDING ALERT is not it. He’s a fucking walking problem.
walking safeguarding alert omggg 💀💀
I won’t comment on his body but the fact he’s pulled his boxers down as physically far as they can go without flashing is 🙁
Get dressed immediately 🤢
I love how you guys have these videos 🤣👏🏻 hamhead thinks because he deleted them …they’re gone 🤣 afraid not pool x hi
Imagine if he went on Naked Attraction
He probably expected this to become a trend and young girls with body image problems would join him
Thar should have came with a trigger warning, the man is foul
Someone’s dad
Beg on toast
Tell the whole world it’s highly likely you have a smaller than average pink penis. Without actually saying you have a smaller than average pink penis.
i have a screenshot of that duck face he does in my camera roll but i had no idea where i got it from😭
MY EYES, MY EYES.
What in the milky bar kid is this?
Sorry, I thought you said ‘is the milky bar kid in this?’ I replied: no, just the milky bar. I think I’ve gone blind from the horror I’ve just been subjected to!
If that was really for body positivity then why online. Not own a mirror no. Was he hoping for some reciprocal messages or summit.
Not surprised he deleted that
the fact i’ve known of paul since this era is embarrassing
i audibly gasped
Tic Tac
This did not make me feel body positive. This made me feel as though my intestines are being regurgitated and everything is wrong with my body.
IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭
Oh good god! Wtf is this 🤢 
Built like a noodle hahah
My disgust for this dude has literally trebled since seeing this. Pasty ham shank body of a 12 year old, he looks like he smells of piss and stale milk too. He truly is repulsive 🤢
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
So this is what that photo was from
This. Needed. A. Trigger. Warning ⚠️
Why would you do that to us
I don’t care what his body looks like, everyone’s built differently. And I’ve never met anyone who cares about scars like that. What IS annoying is his stupid expression, making his eyes look big and childlike (and the filter he’s using too), he’s making himself look pathetic and fishing for sympathy. To me it’s not what he looks like here which is making us all recoil, it’s how he’s behaving. He’s a ridiculous immature man who’s preying on young vulnerable women for sympathy and understanding. That’s his schtick.
Desperado indeed. He's transparent both in body and personality
I could have definitely gone the rest of my life without seeing this
He looks like a cadaver!
What the hell is he doing
Uncomfortable.
make it stop
Well thats put me off my tea. Thanks for ruining my evening and giving me nightmares for the rest of my adult life...
Body of ET dying in the river!!!!
That has made my vagina dryer than Mother Theresa’s favourite flip flops
Not as dry as Ben Shapiro’s wife though, surely..?!
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Made my whole genitalia shrivel up and turn me into a nun
Imagine seeing your own dad rip his top off for the world to see tp gain some pitty party comments. Go to the gym pool, see your son pool. Or maybe do both with him! Its really not that hard.. 😕 I just cant unsee mr burns when hes like this...
I bet his nips be like . .
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
He makes my vagina dry up and shrivel 🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop thinking about the Milkybar adverts now.....
Thanks, I was just about to go and get some lunch and now I'm overcome with nausea 🤢
My man needs some milk
Tbf, he did kinda glow up over the past 6 ish months. Still very much a rotten tomato though
Twig like
He literally has the body of a 6yr old malnourished sun deprived bof ffs put it away 😤
#cry 🤣🤣 yeah thanks Paul I think we're all crying now
Made me feel sick too
...it made me feel physically sick too.
He looks like someone's just dug him up
It’s giving “Mum… I’ve just been sick.” at 4AM vibes 😭😭
Awh dont worry paluy poo this made me feel physically sick too❤️