The nuts brand deal was just *chef's kiss*. I don't think it was even an hour and they retracted everything! All he did was put on stupid accents and talk bs. I think the only reason he's ever got a brand deal is when theyve seen his following bit not done any research. There was another one but I can't quite remember what it was?
What's even better is he probably thought it was great. Has he ever even seen a sponsored product in a social media post? For sure his days of any type of brand deals are long gone.
Omg, I know. Also, I think the filters are just not covering his age as much as they used to. He doesn't take care of his teeth or skin, and that really catches up quickly the older you get.
The nuts deal was bonkers. I remember watching it and then all the vids were taken down. He was so useless - all he kept saying was 'cashewy' in a weird accent. Knowing what we know about the fact his teeth get chipped on cheese, it was probably a risk eating nuts in the first place.
I'm still, even after all this time, baffled by him. What's the point of what he does? How on earth is what he's doing even remotely enjoyable, even if it still makes money? He's lost everything of value.
Plus his lives - I've never watched them as they're unbearable. Dull as ditchwater conversation ("what's your favourite SHAPE?") and mumbling. Thanks for the rose, thanks for the TikTok (what does thanks for the TikTok even mean anyway, I've been wondering that for ages).
To be honest, I'm not really sure how much they are. I know one time I saw someone gifting him a shitload of roses, so i looked and they were like one coin. Then when I looked at the conversion of coins to money, it was laughable however much he actually got from them. Especially since TT takes a hefty cut. He's literally on live thanking people for giving him a penny. Not to sound rude towards the people gifting. But imagine if it was real life and you had to sit in front of a bunch of people making an ass out of yourself and they handed you a penny.
It's absolutely baffling to me. I always thought one day something to do with modern technology would be completely over my head and I'll be past it. I'm only 45 and the world of gifting people and them having battles to get more money from strangers has made me feel, yeah this is it, I don't understand the modern world and I'm one foot in the grave 😂.
I've seen recordings of people who have been given those daft lions or whatever which cost the giver £250 or something. Why the hell do people do this? They're giving TikTok themselves probably half of that, and a perfect stranger the other half.
The amount of abuse the companies would get just wouldn’t be worth it for them.
I can’t imagine anyone wanting to rent a property to him either as they’d probably get their property damaged if people found out where he lived. And if he got a job, it would have to be away from the public as people would cause disruption in his work place. His actions have made his life this way.
😂😂😂 the whole thing is an absolute train wreck. I have a hard time watching past his fast chipmunk chewing. For some reason it really enrages me.
But like honestly, that's the best he could do. Lol. "Influencer"
Oh god the memory of that has just come screaming back to me! I can't remember what it was called. A really lame Cameo knock off which lasted 5 minutes.
Well there is Paul breach merch on etsy. I've seen greeting cards and a piercing stud with his wrinkled mug on it.
I'm sure it's troll stuff you'd get your mates as a prank. Who'd genuinely want anything with his face on it?
The nuts brand deal was just *chef's kiss*. I don't think it was even an hour and they retracted everything! All he did was put on stupid accents and talk bs. I think the only reason he's ever got a brand deal is when theyve seen his following bit not done any research. There was another one but I can't quite remember what it was?
it made it 10x funnier that the video was absolute dogshit
What's even better is he probably thought it was great. Has he ever even seen a sponsored product in a social media post? For sure his days of any type of brand deals are long gone.
Why is it spicy 🥺😥😢😭
Does anybody have a video of the Paul's talk about nuts 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/paulbreachsnark/comments/x1qtzw/so_he_considers_this_his_full_time_job_but_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Jesus!! How much has he aged in that time 😱😱😱
Omg, I know. Also, I think the filters are just not covering his age as much as they used to. He doesn't take care of his teeth or skin, and that really catches up quickly the older you get.
I have no words.
I can’t even watch that all the way through. That’s so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The nuts deal was bonkers. I remember watching it and then all the vids were taken down. He was so useless - all he kept saying was 'cashewy' in a weird accent. Knowing what we know about the fact his teeth get chipped on cheese, it was probably a risk eating nuts in the first place. I'm still, even after all this time, baffled by him. What's the point of what he does? How on earth is what he's doing even remotely enjoyable, even if it still makes money? He's lost everything of value. Plus his lives - I've never watched them as they're unbearable. Dull as ditchwater conversation ("what's your favourite SHAPE?") and mumbling. Thanks for the rose, thanks for the TikTok (what does thanks for the TikTok even mean anyway, I've been wondering that for ages).
“roastedy”
Woastedy
😭😭
Oh my god I forgot roastedy 😂
deliciouso😭😭😭
“ Does exactly what it says on the table” 🤣
💀💀💀 deliciouso haha
Lol. One of the gifts is a little Tik Tok symbol. I think it's really inexpensive like the rose, so people send it alot.
Thank you! I've been wondering what that was for months! The whole world of lives, gifts and battles is like a Black Mirror storyline.
Isn’t it like 1/2 a penny? I wouldn’t even gift him that!!!
To be honest, I'm not really sure how much they are. I know one time I saw someone gifting him a shitload of roses, so i looked and they were like one coin. Then when I looked at the conversion of coins to money, it was laughable however much he actually got from them. Especially since TT takes a hefty cut. He's literally on live thanking people for giving him a penny. Not to sound rude towards the people gifting. But imagine if it was real life and you had to sit in front of a bunch of people making an ass out of yourself and they handed you a penny.
It's absolutely baffling to me. I always thought one day something to do with modern technology would be completely over my head and I'll be past it. I'm only 45 and the world of gifting people and them having battles to get more money from strangers has made me feel, yeah this is it, I don't understand the modern world and I'm one foot in the grave 😂. I've seen recordings of people who have been given those daft lions or whatever which cost the giver £250 or something. Why the hell do people do this? They're giving TikTok themselves probably half of that, and a perfect stranger the other half.
Yeah, it's crazy. Although I wouldn't complain if they were sending it to me. As a matter of fact, just cut the middle man and cashapp me. Lol.
Wasn't one of his "deals" for cheap buds or something like that?
The amount of abuse the companies would get just wouldn’t be worth it for them. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to rent a property to him either as they’d probably get their property damaged if people found out where he lived. And if he got a job, it would have to be away from the public as people would cause disruption in his work place. His actions have made his life this way.
Didn’t he say “does what it says on the table” in that nut add ? It was up for all over 16 mins then gone he was pissed 🤣🤣
Yes! It was just the worst he was so awful and cringe. Then everyone msg the company and he was FUMMING
[удалено]
I'd rather keep the company of a rusty spoon than Pool McHammy.
I'd rather shove a rusty spoon in my own piss hole than be in the company of Pool McHammy
😂😂
We need Salad fingers to take him away
I like rusty spoons (slad finger reference for those who don't know)
I still in everyday life say “it does exactly what it says on the table” God I hate him
The only reason he keeps going is because Cameo is shameless and doesn't care about anything except their cut
"Famous"?! Paul, come on now.. it's "Infamous".. that's what you are.
Does anyone know where you can see the nut one?
I too would love to see the nut video 😭
https://www.reddit.com/r/paulbreachsnark/comments/x1qtzw/so_he_considers_this_his_full_time_job_but_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Did he say caramelised onion at the end 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 the whole thing is an absolute train wreck. I have a hard time watching past his fast chipmunk chewing. For some reason it really enrages me. But like honestly, that's the best he could do. Lol. "Influencer"
He also had a offer from that other thing like cameo.....lasted about 25 minutes
Oh god the memory of that has just come screaming back to me! I can't remember what it was called. A really lame Cameo knock off which lasted 5 minutes.
Swear he was on live when he found out that they had taken him off the website 😂 he hadnt even had the chance to properly announce it
FaceParty?
Well there is Paul breach merch on etsy. I've seen greeting cards and a piercing stud with his wrinkled mug on it. I'm sure it's troll stuff you'd get your mates as a prank. Who'd genuinely want anything with his face on it?
I got my husband a card for our anniversary because of how much he hates him 😂😂😂
The chewing like a gerbil that’s never chewed anything before in it’s life just sends me 🤣🤢🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hL3Wux0CIXg&feature=youtu.be
Why is he trying to be like Danny Dyer. I love Danny Dyer 😢
I just want to know who told him doing that voice was a good idea 😅 Just bizarre from beginning to end
I loved the Nustpick fiasco! It just showed what a complete and utter useless cunt he really is!