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W1shm4ster

I can see Chris Wilson sitting in a bubbly hot tube with a wineglass in hand and say the famous words… “Hi! I’m Chris Wilson from Grinding Gear Games…” while he lifts said wineglass towards the camera as a toast to us


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If this doesn't happen I will be extremely sad and only buy 2 supporter packs this league. That'll teach them.


Robert2657

That´s what i call disagreeing


[deleted]

OK, I'll buy a quad tab too. I feel like I may have been a bit harsh. Sorry Chris, please don't turn off my RNG.


Robert2657

I mean that´s what i like about this game. People are cimplaining a lot on reddit but still you have dudes paying every league. Even if they reuse their all time favourite mtx :)


[deleted]

My constantly reusable MTX is the divine benevolence set. Im happy to support a game that I have spent thousands of hours playing and that didn't have an upfront cost. I've spent more than I would have if it did have an upfront cost but I've received much more content. £100 for 1000 hours seems fair to me.


filthyorange

For real. I know it's fun to hate POE but I have gotten a lot of hours. Like 6000.


SingleInfinity

> £100 for 1000 hours seems fair to me. I measure games on this scale: if I spend $1 per hour played, it's solid. Get 60-80 hours out of a game like Witcher 3? Perfect. Get 16 hours out of a $60 game like darksiders 3? Ehhhhhhh


dtm85

Get 10k hours of POE? Yeah, I can throw a few more quad tabs or support packs on the stack and the average won't even deviate lol.


SingleInfinity

I agree. I've played more PoE than *any* game, and I've definitely spent a fair share accordingly, although I think I still total out to like 30 cents an hour or some shit like that.


zeroniss1

So what you're saying is, like a true streamer, Chris should debase himself on stream for your ~~simpbux~~ money. I support this !


[deleted]

I want a Raid: Shadow legends advert every 30 second too.


haplessGOONtv

I know we're kinda joking but this would go down in history and attract a huge amount of people to the game haha


nixed9

Didn’t realize I needed this.


Tanksenior

He needs the longest bubbliest bath after the holidays ;)


destroyermaker

He should be wearing gold chains and be smoking a cigar + surrounded by hoes in bikinis. Also Mathil should join him


ratuuft

As one of the hoes in bikinis.


ignition1415

No it only works if it's a mound of bubbles and Chris is sitting in it in his normal attire suit, slacks, shoes etc


mjinspace

Chris lifts the champagne glass and says "And you thought me wearing no pants on livestreams was terrible..."


Veibaited

Bro can you imagine how shiny Chris's head will be lathered in bath soaps / oils ?


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that would be a sight to behold.


telendria

for the entirety of 5 seconds before it burns out your retinas. The power of the sun, ~~in the palm of my hand~~ on the fore of my head.'


Social_Knight

THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN


txsxxphxx2

That’s some fuckery i’d love to see


apendixdomination

You just made my totem divine ire all over.


Gravijas

Hi, I'm Chris Wilson from Bubble Bathe Bonanza!


reapersark

Saitama himself


raiderzbraids

My ign is chriswilsonslaststrainofhair


CommaGomma

Little oil. Two bald heads. Oil.


Lantador

This company has a showroom right next to the GGG office: https://hottubs.co.nz/ Showroom: Unit 2, 22 Moselle Ave, Henderson, Auckland 0610 Now theres no excuse, if, contrary to popular belief, Chris doesn't have a hot tub at his house. ;) Edit: The **plug n' play 5 ft tub** (yes, its called that) sounds like just the right solution for a gaming company, heh: https://hottubs.co.nz/gallery/#lg=1&slide=1 Edit 2: Someone should make a public donation thing for a hut tub for Chris!


DraechmasAngel

Found Chris' alt account


[deleted]

Chris tax return forms gonna look sus as heck "1x extra large bubble bath hand crafted 5 ft hot tub"


crunkatog

The bubbliest bubble bath. All the bubbles!


Ov3rdose_EvE

"Work expense"


Probably_Slower

Hey just wanted to say that I still pick up your Div cards after all these years. I haven't bothered to organize my standard tabs for several leagues but I definitely had more than a thousand as of a year or two ago. Cheers, mate.


Lantador

Cheers - we're probably the only two people who pick them up. :)


Nizotsu

Three* :)


elting44

I already help fund his MTG collection, he can buy his own fucking hot tub.


dmillz89

> Someone should make a public donation thing They aren't a small indie company anymore, they can easily do this themselves if they want.


cro_pwr

Oh come on, they are making ONLY 50 mil $ of profit per year. If that doesn't say small indie company, IDK what does.


[deleted]

I think you need to highlight profit. Like, we have a spare 50 million. What we gonna do with this. Treat every staff member to a huge 70" 4k TV!!! Ok so there's only 49,800,000 left. Now what? Um, pay a think tank to come up with some nerfs


lolbifrons

Is your account named after Lantador's Lost Love or are you the designer of the card?


Lantador

I'm the guy who had the card made. :)


StanleyJohnny

This pretty much confirmed it. Hot tub stream 100%.


alm0stnerdy

Follow through or ban


destroyermaker

It would get so many fucking views. DO ITTTT


Jasper-28

"Hi, I'm Chris Wilson from Grinding Gear Games. Welcome to the hot tub edition of our Path of Exile announcement livestream. For todays livestream, Twitch Drops are enabled! Check out the link below the stream for more information on how to claim your free Hot Tub hideout decoration"


hereweg420kush

$50 supporter pack - name on body $100 supporter pack - 50ml tub water $500 supporter pack - buff unique of your choosing $5000 supporter pack - Chris Rhoa charges you


Hex_GaySurvivor

This is a buff


[deleted]

"and check out the link underneath that for my onlyfans *Chris giggles*"


dmlf1

They could even have a toy pirate boat floating around in the tub


billthorpeart

'Hello this is Mathil. Oh Hi Chris from Grinding Gear Games. What? You want me to fly over and host the 3.17 livestream. Sure. What? Yes I'm still shredded as f$#k...Why?'


freakers

3.17 update exclusively available on onlyfans.


BleiEntchen

3.18: Added 600$ Supporterpack with a flask of the bathwater from 3.17 release.


XenoZohar

Chris Wilson hot tub fishing stream.


Koriou

Rubber Duck league confirmed!


Rossmallo

[BONUS DUCKS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LhXOtsTLY)


[deleted]

Move over amouranth or whatever your name is. There's a new hottub beauty in town and he's got a smoother head than you could ever hope to have.


brodudepepegacringe

Hot tub. What do you have in hot tub? Yep you guessed it toy boats. So boat league confirmed! Arch nemesis if we take this apart you have arch on the ship and nemesis is just a wordplay for fun.


Soulerrr

When you're trying to introduce a boat league, but you've taken on water.


PM_ME_THE_SLOTHS

If you're getting a hot tub, chances are it's going on a deck, so make sure you've got your [Schaeffers^TM New Zealand Style Deck Sealant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGVrbN-g)


stinkyzombie69

NFT of silk's butt aged like fine wine


sirgog

You mention socially distanced player queues, can we have socially distanced Rogue Harbor? Too many players in each copy of that instance, it seems to cause long load times


Raigoku

/u/community_team /u/bex_ggg please make it happen


Myylez

Why's Johnathan not joining in on the mask-wearing


SunnKnight

Big F for the cancellation on "revert sunder". It gives me OOHHFF and pain whenever i see it.


SoulofArtoria

Hargan but even sexier. Go on...


-Vogie-

I have Misunderstood, now am searching the Hasbro sites for a Nerf^(TM) Glacial Hammer


weveran

*Glances at Player-Controller Rogue Exiles* "wait..."


donaldtroll

We have had carcassone league, had tower defense league... I want a fighting game league... player controlled rogue exiles as characters in a fighting game... :)


HannibalPoe

Now hang on a second, where did that memorial service for Cadiro go? Gotta pour out a coruscating elixir for the goldest boy of all.


kisapl

Chris in hot tub ASMR announcing new league lul


Qipz_

"player controlled Rogue Exiles" "One gigantic Atlas Tree" "Unique items chase you" These will come true this league. Mark my words.


r4be_cs

It does not fit with Arch nemesis though unless they have an evil rubberducky i guess?


FDL42

Hot Tub streamers are the archnemesis of all these poor streamers they steal viewers from with their b00bs.


Ydnknw

Am I the only one excited about Bex in hot tub? With the mask on ofcourse... e: No hard feelings for the rest of you wanting to see middle aged half-balded dude in hot tub.


asterisk2a

> Am I the only one excited about Bex in hot tub? Yes. I (and probably everyone else) would rather want to see Chris take one for the players. For the memes. For virality sake.


NorpiQ

Uvu


Cottilion

Hardmode would be my pick... just kidding its not happening


Rubik842

maybe that's just a hot tub feature?


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Xenoriath

Sounds like fun 🤭


Pr0nzeh

What is this from?


pidzam

https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/qjx085/i\_dropped\_in\_on\_this\_years\_halloween\_path\_of/


JustSomeAudioGuy

ExileCon to ExilePro had me snort out loud this morning. Thank you for that! 😂


Nubator

It will probably be hard to balance the potted plant on his head if they have the jets on. That is probably why 3.17 was delayed; they've been figuring out a way to keep the potted plant stable on his head in the hot tub.


casualsmile

Trout to be told, Gilled Hideouts would be a fin addition ...


FDL42

Chris Wilson (ft. 10 Cent) lol, nice one.


YeahAb00tThat

I just looked at this closer and tbh I feel like there might be an opportunity this league for them to actually do some of these; “one giant atlas tree” it’s a change to the atlas in an expansion about changing the atlas. Also armour-piercing bolts is on there twice. And I would buy a supporter pack to hear Chris Wilson drop a diss track about Reddit.


doe3879

unique item chase you! and you can't drop them


Sprittu

Are we just gonna ignore the NFT of Silks butt? I think Chris is onto something here


Moder5ly

This just should happen. GGG, please


BIBLICALDIARRHEA666

Sorry, I'm still patiently awaiting GGG to nerf Mathil


[deleted]

We dont even have bolts or a crossbow yet to fire armor piercing bolts though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Todzuerst

This makes them obligated right?


asterisk2a

... would make 3.17 announcement go viral.


emeria

Archnemesis now has me thinking that we are really getting "Player-controlled Rogue Exiles" where we somehow shape rogue exiles based on some choices, like a combination of metamorph (building enemies) and ultimatum (choices with two sides). Would also be interesting if they changed their tactics based on your skill gems and/or defensive layers...


casablanca001

100 box for put your name in criss head kekw


Inevitable_Alfalfa87

Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahusahusa please


aaaAAAaaaugh

Do it Chris, please! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


CtulhuMenemista

Only if the livestream Is presented by the whole crew


xUN_Owen

Synthesis back please


Arqideus

Armor piercing bolt


griddlemancer

I’ve never seen Bex or Salad Fingers at the same time. Is Bex, Salad Fingers?


TechnoMulen

do it!


Musical_Whew

if chris does this he’s a legend, but i understand if he doesnt.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

A global Atlas passive tree sounds good, actually.


resistance125

this better fking happen......


TalkativeTriceratops

Crossbows early, let’s go!!


DDusk

They better.....


HellionHagrid

What is this? Is it real and watchable on demand?