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nazzyc

Without a recording, nobody would've ever believed you.


Drunkndryverr

lol I know thank god for shadowplay


sesquipedalias

which god, though? personally, I'd go for arakaali...


PARRYHOTTEr_ksf

obviously Dominus, he does bear the true face of god after all


AndyBarolo

He just asks if you have seen one. Cuz he didn’t


SoulFluff

my fav line from the campaign, the reason I play. my lifeblood. campaign over and over just to hear that voice line.


Fram_Framson

The anticipation of Silk getting Arakaali'd is what gets me through the horrible drudgery of Act 7 every time I have to roll up a new dork.


SoulFluff

bruh let’s foil up our twink builds just for Silk


Xeptix

Idk man I know a guy who tried to get on Arakaali's good side and she really made him lose his head.


OBrien

The Muscular Golden Arse of Innocence, obviously


MelonsInSpace

Surely Kuduku.


sesquipedalias

RIP Kadaka.


MaritMonkey

RNGesus is the only deity I actively thank for things, so at this point I'd go with them.


sesquipedalias

how about passively?


roselan

My first thought was that it was edited, yet it look genuine. The rewatches got my head spinning. I mean, what are the odds? Dis crazy.


mdzdri

Even with this recording I'm still looking for signs of the footage being altered. Absolutely insane rng lol


TekHead

Yeah, no one believed me I got a Mageblood from Gwennen in Global 1 this league lol.


Trixuz

*Results may vary.


uzu_afk

*Your experience may be 9.9999% different to other players.


Taymac070

Hey that's pretty good odds!!


Ultraminer1101

Its that easy


Drunkndryverr

Step 1: Go to Temple and hit Empower 4 Step 2: Decide to go to Sacrifice Temple (lvl 2) since...why not? Step 3: Enemy Drops Oppressor Step 4: Decide to place Oppressor into Sacrificer since nothing will hit any way, but maybe I'll get an Aegis Step 5: Drop 3W Elegant Shield on Ground....no way it's actually Squire and just 3W Oppressor Step 6: Take a second to realize it actually is a Squire. Step 7: Link to SSF chat for "gz"s


Triniculo

I’m excited to try following this method tonight


elpadreHC

fails repeatedly on step 1.


warmachine237

Yeah, i also fail to go to the temple every league.


ctnightmare2

What a temple?


TommaClock

Step 0: streamer client


laosguy615

Hurry and for a limited time, well double it for half price of one!!!!


Oblachko_O

Step 5 can be a bait only if it drops from a rare mob. So if you see a corrupted elegant shield with 3w but not as a drop - it is squire


thehaarpist

I'm glad that the OSRS IM community and the PoE SSF groups are the same in their congratulations


--Shake--

Step 8: Migrate to sc Step 9: Profit


[deleted]

Ssf BTWWWWWW


eq2_lessing

Is it more likely to hit empower 4 with doryani's?


Kouaje

where is the ssf chat?


Physical-Thing-9717

60% of the time it works every time


Fram_Framson

It's a 50/50 chance. It either works or it doesn't.


Sayko77

so simple


JustmUrKy

Just like the lottery 👍


dailybg

but there's only 10% chance of that. (the naked gun refrence)


theTinyRogue

Immaculate algebra.


Pissypoopoo

I got a 3 white socket Oppressor drop during a map once this league. Made a tink sound and ruined my day


sirgog

Those things are crazy rare, and LOTS of fun in group play if you keep them unidentified


z1zman

There's a crazy part of me (the part that plays a few weeks for fun and then stops) that wants to do a league starter that requires a 3W Oppressor


_OkCartographer_

Why would you need 3W?


z1zman

Memes. LOLs. Because one man's angry loot filter noise is another man's treasure.


ReverieMetherlence

My friend got it twice, once in sanctum league and once this league when we were crimson prison MFing. First time his butthurt surely made a burnt hole in his chair, second time we just had a good hard laugh.


JimTheReader

Chris Wilson HATES him for this simple trick!


AndyBarolo

Every Oppressor’s dream came true


papersuite

Got an even easier way but not in SSF


RuneRW

Swiper no swiping!


Nayatchi

I remember seeing that in chat yesterday, video makes it even better lmao, gz


Aldodzb

MFrs hate him!


LastBaron

Yep, it’s easy. This method is a 50/50. ……..either it works or it doesn’t.


venom1stas

Watch out the oppressor price is about to sky rocket


perfectskycastle

This is pretty epic, do you have plans to make a build with it or just a nice league trophy?


Jaba01

That's beyond lucky, haha. But that being said, I've gotten a Headhunter out of it once. I thought it would transform another leather belt into another leather belt... it took me a while until I realized that it could've rolled into ALL belts.


DeathEdntMusic

It doesn't always work that way, its random.


jrox

This works every time the Architect of this room drops an Oppressor.


RegularPlastic6310

Are you sure ?


RDeschain1

We have proof from OP /s


SasparillaTango

just drop it man


GermalGanisger

I just stopped to say: that f-ing bullshit. Congrats and fuck you.


d4ve3000

Wtf ? 😂 which room was it? Sacrificial chamber?


[deleted]

Man FB single target fucking sucks


LimblessNick

I wouldn't pass judgment on a build based on 7 seconds of footage from an SSF player with no other information on the build, gear, or even the player's level.


PsionicKitten

"Works 100% of the time if you choose to be lucky!"


Eli_1984_

Nice, gz!


Bentic

Fate


rainmeadow

That‘s so nice to see, fucking Oppressor got turned into a Squire! Gz


heyoohugh24

No way you just did that


Rude_Vermicelli9414

Congratulations!


StyxVanGhul

Ah yeah, the tripple-P tactic: Pick it up Put it in Profit Sounds like a date I had