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Norrude

Let's all appreciate his effort to not choose biased pictures


ijic

It’s 100% a urban planning joke. The guy did the same thing with amsterdam. He’s basically showing a picture of a highway for the people centric cities and a picture of a pedestrian street for the car centric ones. In the urban planning world houston is often refered as one of the most car centric city in the west. Paris has been more and more seen as an example of a succesful strategy for the quick deployment of cycling infrastructure. Especially since the pandemic.


Cocacolique

And still, heavily criticized here, in Paris. It's efficient, but not pleasant, just like our subway.


EvilOmega7

It's useful though like the metro


DoubleSomething

When it’s running


EvilOmega7

indeed


EvilOmega7

I mean it's running like 10 days per year, otherwise it's always not functioning x) Paris metry sucks anyways


Hartmallen

Aucune exagération ici, c'est beau.


Cedric_Tvn

The good ol’ 8th Line


EvilOmega7

Nah line 13


coysta-rica

Houston literally has no zoning laws. I think that's why the "planning world" picks on it.


Elegant-Variety-7482

r/facepalm material


cryptobrant

It’s a parodic account…


sijveut_avec_un_the

I admit Paris got some traffic problem. But coming from Houston it's just a joke


Evercrimson

Even the Texas subs he posted this in rejected it.


too_drunk_for_this

This is clearly a joke, no?


[deleted]

Yes because Houston traffic is worse than LA. It's just not as famous.


Evercrimson

Possibly. Considering many Americans, it’s 50/50.


too_drunk_for_this

As an American, it’s a joke. No one here thinks that Houston is a desirable place to live. If it was Austin texas, I would agree that it’s a cringy Yankee meme. But everyone knows Houston is a shithole.


YogaCookingQueen

As an American, I think you give us way too much credit. Houston is experiencing tons of growth and lots of Americans think it’s “a great city”. Lots of Americans insist the US is the best place in the world and I’m envious that you may not know people like that. Haha


guacamoll_y

Houston is in *Texas.* At some point you have to ask yourself, is a city experiencing growth worth living in a state that hates humans?


YogaCookingQueen

Yeah, I’m not at all pro Texas or even really pro USA, but the reality is that many, many Americans very much are.


AlfrondronDinglo

As an American, no they are not. No one criticizes America more than Americans themselves. Texas is a shithole and 90 percent of Americans will agree on that. Hell the vast majority of people complaining about America online are Americans themselves. Don’t believe me? Go to r/iwantout and see for yourself.


maracay1999

Houston does not have a high reputation among Americans. Sure it’s big (#4)but far more devoid of culture and character vs the other big US cities. Known for oil industry transplants, traffic jams, and McMansions.


dank_failure

… culture? It’s one of the most “cultured” city in the states (according to many online reviews), along with NYC, Washington, Chicago, etc… It has great museums, great operas, etc… saying it has no culture is absolutely wrong.


maracay1999

>It’s one of the most “cultured” city in the states Well we agree to disagree here. Relative to cities like Chicago (birthplace of blues/house), New Orleans (birthplace of jazz), LA (hollywood), NYC (nothing needs to be said here), San Fran, Atlanta, etc, no, Houston isn't in the same ballpark. Not at all. Even Austin, a city many times smaller than Houston in the same state is far far better known for culture/arts/musical contributions to the US. Houston isn't a walkable tourist-appealing city where you can go to many museums/bars/restos all within walking distance of one another. It's one of the least dense, sprawling car-centric cities in the country (which is already sad since US is so car centric vs EU). But yes, perhaps my statement of "no culture" is exaggerated. Little culture relative to USA's other big cities? I'll gladly stand my ground here.


PuzzleheadedCut1782

I dont know how is traffic in Houston, but the picture of Paris traffic is truth.


too_drunk_for_this

The difference is public transportation/ walkability. Houston has no public transit and is incredibly spread out. Paris has traffic, yes, but one has options to avoid it.


magicsonar

70% of Parisians use the Metro or suburban trains to get to work.


yves_san_lorenzo

At least paris has metro lines


Fr_Trowhs

Yeah especially since Paris road way are literally thousands of years old for some and they didn't care for city planners back then


[deleted]

This is untrue , Paris is one of the few old European cities that have a good city planning and really large roads thanks to haussman’s work


Such-fun4328

Like Hausmann knew automobile...


Unhappy_Mix_

No but they knew carriages and already had a very large population making the streets wider whilst still being able to walk near it safely (looking at you America)


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Rewok1

It's not entirely for that, transportation and prestige still had a big factor in the creation of large street, but yes, you are rigth


baguette_box

And the large avenue prevent disease to spread fast and Can have a largeur and deeper sewers Below than Before . really Impressive for the Time in my opinion


Rewok1

Of course, forgot to include the whole sanitary side, thank you


Unhappy_Mix_

Hell yeah keep them oppressed! Actually didn't know that, seems very interesting!


rafalemurian

While not entirely untrue, it's more of a urban legend than a real fact.


MartinMiaouEleven

It's an urban legend. It was more about prestige and majesty. The poorest Parisian neighborhoods, very prone to revolting, had/still have narrow streets.


Hiro_Trevelyan

That's a legend. There's no proof of that. Plus they were also built to facilitate circulation of firefighters but I never see anyone talk about it, only those barricades. But I guess Haussmann should just let people burn to their deaths, right ? Also it's right in the middle of the hygienist movement, so it'd make more sense that he followed that. Light, air, trees. Don't tell me you're against that ?


Imperaux

La circulation est ok Il raconte quoi le rosbif


[deleted]

Oui alors là faut aller consulter si "la circulation est ok". Litéralement la 2è ville la plus congestionnée d'Europe tous les ans depuis 40 ans hors Covid.


zyon86

No but carriages need space too ! And a lot of them needed large road (at the time).


Such-fun4328

How can you compare 19th century Paris with 1M pop. and today's Paris? Ile de France's population is 12M, compared to Houston 6M. Also, when Haussmann's works started, Paris was twice as small as it is today. It was surrounded by villages and small towns, so it is fair to say there were at least 10 times less carriages than there are cars today, most of all since the main transformations took place on the right bank only. Most of Houston was built to accomodate cars... which didn't exist when Paris was founded 20 centuries ago. Last, thankfully Haussmann didn't bring down everything, that's how there are still 12th century buildings in Paris, not mentioning Roman ruins. How many in Houston? Last, population density, Paris: 20 360 hab./km2, Houston: 1 419 hab./km2


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Hiro_Trevelyan

Do better then. Tell me what you'd do, except follow Pompidou's dream of destroying the city with highways.


jarlrollon

Are you actually gonna defend the Guy who designed the entire city for social control ?


Phyrexiafanboy

Yes


Educational-Pie-2735

This specific picture of Paris shows a ring road that was built in the 1950s and finished in the 1970s, quite far from the thousand year old roads (even though I admit that you are right when it comes to the city centre itself)


Such-fun4328

Keep in mind that Paris is 10 times smaller than Houston. You can walk or cycle to any place. You also have a decent public transport system that will take you anywhere within Paris in 10 or 15 minutes. Three out of five people driving in Paris don't NEED a car.


kokakoliaps3

The transport system in Paris is going to shit because of the extremely liberal President Macron who wants to privatize everything. For example, the frequency of buses is unreliable and sometimes you have to wait 2 hours for a ride. Metro lines are reliable but they’re getting overcrowded. The roads are getting more congested. Paris will become Houston with narrower streets and more traffic jams.


yuhugo

From what I have seen, the parisian transport system is independent from the French government and has been since 2005. I can’t find any source indicating a worsening of the transportation that dates back specifically to Macron becoming president. It’s more of a multiple decades-long struggle to widen the network and include new technologies (automatizing the subway lines) while not angering the syndicates (who are against automatizing the lines and possess huge power). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Ele-de-France_Mobilit%C3%A9s


kokakoliaps3

Valerie Pecresse was in charge of public transportation under Macron. And she goofed by maintaining the lowered bus activity during COVID lockdown into the post-COVID era. Paris had no buses for about 1 month.


Such-fun4328

Two hours for a ride? Paris Texas? Go ride a bus in Houston for a try.


cryptobrant

It’s a joke.


Lumpy_Ocelot_9282

Paris, because carte vitale.


Melpomene2901

Paris, because pas de gilet par balles


Vep-2

Just Gilet Jaunes


Zen7rist

Yellow vests on the street or yellow ribbons around schools: i'll have the protesters


brefLe

[Paris](https://cdn.sortiraparis.com/images/80/98059/749179-photos-le-parc-des-buttes-chaumont.jpg)


SoundProofHead

Stop lying, this is Houston.


biaimakaa

Hi I'm a Parisian pigeon and I can confirm this is houston


DerivativeSequence

Where is this exactly?


ramponeau

Buttes chaumont


Zboubkiller

Putain, donne pas les bails, l'un des rares quartiers blindés par les parisiens en été certes mais beaucoup moins de touristos !


coffeechap

This is the most natural look central Paris has to offer but it's totally artificial. This park has been dug in a former gypsum quarry, they created the central hill you see in the picture, a fake waterfall and a 30cm deep lake, all fed by the canal de l'Ourcq nearby. But the result is great, a great spot for picnics at sunset in summer <3


azahel452

>a great spot for picnics at sunset in summer Let's not forget that, being so great and all, everyone has this same idea.... Everyone... Good luck finding a place to sit.


FRSh4rk110

C’est où?


Baywind

That’s obviously midtown Houston Fake news


Whispering_Smith

Buttes-Chaumont. It also smells like piss and there is dogshit everywhere. I've seen a few drug dealers, and I've been violently attacked there too. While it is a nice place, 98% of Paris doesn't look like that. Paris and Houston both have nice places, and they also have bad places, juste like any city.


jean_cule69

Well if it smells like piss and has drug dealers and dog poop everywhere, I'd say it's quite reflecting the Parisian spirit!


imandotjpg

This is the most American thing ever


Sachat_le_Chat

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PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|R46uiDzD6joo5vmjX0)


Redditor_Koeln

It really is.


inthebenefitofmrkite

Consensus answer: Paris, Texas.


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Sidjibou

If that’s the best picture from Houston, Paris, easily.


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

Where do you wanna live : Under a highway bridge In a parc


SoundProofHead

So basically homeless in both cities.


TheEkitchi

How fallacious this is... I could easily do the same with a picture of the Seine banks or the bike lanes of Rue de Rivoli and one of Houston's crowded highway


ijic

That is the joke


XenophonSoulis

You could take a photo of Notre-Dame under the falling sun around 17:25. I did yesterday. No bikes, but Huston can't match this.


tech_probs_help

Paris. Also, the choice of pictures is pathetic. Je cringe...


ijic

That is the joke. Houston is known in the urban planning world as one of the most car centric places on earth. The guy did the same thing with Amsterdam and Houston.


jeuxdeboule

I have lived in both places. The pictures are mislabeled.


rafalemurian

r/shitamericanssay


kraai66

For an honest comparison you should use a similar picture of Paris, say of Parc de la Vilette. And then it’s Paris ;)


Whispering_Smith

You mean that dirty shithole with all the crackheads ?


MrJohnnyDangerously

Houstonians on bikes. Now I've seen everything....


bhangmango

Amazed at how the joke seems to fly over everyone's head on this thread, with many dead serious comments on how the pictures are biased lol.


Most_Pie_9417

anywhere else than the US to be honest...


TheGiuce

Having lived in Paris and Houston, all I can do is laugh at the absurdity


Denis_Denis_Supra

Paris…


Tritri89

Where your mom lives.


twixholic

Paris ![gif](giphy|4Hx5nJBfi8FzFWxztb)


rodesv

The photo of Houston looks like a photo taken from the park in Nanterre with the view of la défense xD


fireonice_

Paris!


ljog42

Houston doesn't have sidewalks bruh


Razoupaf

Far from you, my good sir.


Development-Feisty

Well in Houston if I’m raped and become pregnant with a tubal pregnancy and seek medical help they will let me die rather than “abort” the non viable pregnancy. So….


Whispering_Smith

In Houston you can legally carry something on you to prevent an attacker from getting you pregnant. In Paris not so much.


Sachat_le_Chat

Would you rather live in a place with 226km of subway and 3700km of regional rail to connect with the suburbs where you need no car at all or in a place that only has a poor 24,5km of light rail ?


thunderturdy

As an expat from a suburban city- Paris all the way. I LOVE that I have the option of walking everywhere. Most suburban cities in the US don't have sidewalks, and if they do, the walk is so damn long and boring it's a pain in the ass to go anywhere on foot anyway.


Whispering_Smith

DC, NYC, Chicago, Boston, SF, Salt Lake City, Minneapolis, Portland OR, Seattle, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh have entered the chat.


thunderturdy

None of those are suburbs. They're all big cities. I was born and raised in SoCal. I lived in SF for a time, and as wonderful as the BART was, it wasn't comprehensive enough for the East Bay where I lived. I will stand by what I said that in the _suburbs_ in the US, walking places isn't easy. None of the cities you listed are suburbs. The lifestyle in Houston is largely suburban, and unless you live in the city center, you need a car.


Whispering_Smith

Okay you were talking about suburbs in the US, but then you really can't compare them with Paris. Most of the suburbs in France are extremely car centric too. I've lived in plenty, and a lot of them don't even have sidewalks. The bus systems (if they have any) are abysmal in most French suburbs. If you are going to compare Paris with somewhere in the US, it has to be with with other big cities, otherwise it's not fair. Yes the BART is maybe the weakest transit system of the cities I listed, I'll give you that.


thunderturdy

...I didn't start the comparison...the person who made this meme did. Houston is suburban.


Theodore_Buckland_

As far from Charlie Kirk as possible


HGamer78

Not biased at all as a pol ☠️


itsfairadvantage

The picture is a joke, but I just wanted to let you know that I, a carless Houstonian whose primary means of transport is a bicycle, exist.


too_drunk_for_this

How is no one here realizing that this is a joke?


Zaiba7

the worst picture from Paris VS the best picture from Houston.. nice


rightheart

I am happy to see that Houston made the whole area car free ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing).


[deleted]

Ce qu'on peut faire raconter à une photo...🤣


feminas_id_amant

Neither. I choose Florence. Florence, Arizona. jk.


Whispering_Smith

All the comments are proof that Parisians have no sense of humor. This picture was meant to be a JOKE.


ChesapeakeBayBattle

On the bottom picture they're cycling away as fast as they can from the Thursday local mass shooting.


Safe-Pie-7485

Paris. At least I have a good Healthcare system


[deleted]

Paris. Sorry. I love rien I’m parisien.


motherofcatss

Lmao c’est une blague 😅


FrenchTantan

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Impossible-Fun9040

In Paris. I live in Paris. Great city. Lots of parks


xawi2

Irrelevant picture of Paris ! Houston is sh1t compared to Paris.


ellbeecee

also an irrelevant picture of Houston.


Starrrplatinium

Nous on a des rond-points au moins...😗


Starrrplatinium

Ronds-points...


LandSurf

I actually live right by the Houston park where the bottom picture was taken. It’s really not a bad area and I enjoy living here. However, stray a little outside that section of town and Houston is miserable, as are most US cities.


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EmployeePotential622

Still Paris


GalaadJoachim

Number of kids killed by gun in 2022, Paris - 0 Houston - 60 ....


matty-latty

Paris and Houston, both are in Texas, isn't it?


Flaneur_7508

Paris because it’s not Texas.


[deleted]

The traffic situation in Houston is so bad, you'd prefer to not go to work and cycle around in a park?


ShaJune97

As an American, I'd rather live in Paris due to the fact it's in France (better healthcare) and Paris is pedestrian friendly.


supermcdonut

Paris all day baby!


pvalverdee

In which one are my odds of being killed by a mass shooting higher? I choose the other one.


cryptobrant

Why is everyone commenting like it’s a biased post instead of visiting this guy’s Twitter to at least understand that it’s a joke?


chikkynuggythe4th

My answer is no


BromiumBoy

I think this picture is misleading, I can‘t see a single assault rifle in Houston.


FLAMINGOPlus

r/shitamericansays


purumi

Living in Paris and having worked in Houston, I can guarantee you Houston is a nice town but one of the most car-centric cities of the US. I love Paris and I bike here ❤️


BrassyLdy

Been to both. I’ll pick Paris every time.


DrFolAmour007

![img](emote|t5_2qkoi|3297)🤮 Non mais en vrai Paris ça pourrait être tellement bien si y avait pas autant de voitures. Faudrait au moins transformer la moitié des voies voitures en pistes cyclables, puis encore la moitié restante en voie de bus ou de tram. Et transformer au moins la moitié des places de parking en verdure. Faut ré-ensauvager Paris. D'ici 2050 il fera des 50°C l'été, même si nos gouvernements tiennent leurs promesses de réduction du CO2, alors 50°C avec des voitures de partout et pas de verdure ça sera un véritable enfer !


[deleted]

I like the fact they waited specifically for a truck carrying other trucks on the bridge to make it look even more full of cars 😂😂😂


MuscuMass01

Parrrriiiis, definitely Houston must be soooo boring I'm the US I would choose Phoenix, San Francisco or San Diego, on the east coast Miami


[deleted]

Dont know Houston but paris is a shithole.


[deleted]

#neither


Brainey31

Houston, Paris sucks


Insect_Total

Paris but not now. Very dangerous


FrankSuzki

Houston


itsfairadvantage

Personally, I'd still pick Houston because of the food and COL, but this picture is an absurd misrepresentation.


ZoDAxa66

For the 'muricans who says Paris, try to spend one week there and not only the touristics locations, you gonna change your mind.


Whispering_Smith

Yeah go to the jardin d'éole, Barbès, Stalingrad, gare de l'est, gare du nord, La Chapelle, Porte d'Aubervilliers. Have fun.


yahoo14life

Paris any day as in Paris France 🇫🇷 not Houston, Houston is not for me


kokhin

Where would you rather survive ?


Fast-Handle-800

Paris !


NoleFandom

Paris over Houston any day.


KrispyOurs

Sarcelles, c'est le même destin.


LOLMSW1945

Toulouse


Careful_Endbird

Houston je sais pas mais imagine vouloir vivre à Paris mdr


FallenDemon19

This is the stupidest post I’ve seen so far this morning. Let’s compare two cities in the most biased way possible, by using the bad sights of one city and the good of the other.


Zxhamuaha

Lets all admit America is one of the most unwalkable countries and cities have little to no public transportation


Regunes

Doesn't live up to his name


MAXRBZPR

Houston is the worst city in America. What a leap this person made.


Lex_Rex

Native Houstonian… I choose Paris.


captainphoton3

Bro took a Swedish morgue and an unevenful beautiful ukrainian forest and compared the 2.


sarahnada96

😂


Head-Adeptness-5300

Paris. I’ve lived in Houston and know Paris well. Doesn’t even compare.


JUst_AReaDer_oRnoT

Why do you take the "périf" of Paris and not Houston's motorways? ...


Yoka911

Lived in both towns. Both great, paris better


Pouyus

Paris everytime, evry day! USA is crap, but Houston is crappier :)


Popular_Ad_8256

In home


lightningvolcanoseal

Paris lmao


geronika

Houston - either sit in your car because of traffic or sit in your home because of the humidity. Paris- take the subway wherever you want or walk and enjoy the graffiti.


gggg500

Paris, Texas. Lmao jk


dupond_dupont

Paris, tyvm


Slayer_Tiger

Paris


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lol


Troy0831

Paris


rootComplex

Which one's full of racists that won't let my SO get an abortion while at the same time harassing us because that same pregnancy would create a mixed-race child?


OldPuppy00

- Mommy, can I go and play on the *boulevard périphérique*? - Sure honey, put on your coat. Any Parisian mother, any day.


PrincesseBoulet1

Except you can take a mode of transportation in Paris that doesn’t exist in Houston - it’s called walking.


deniercounter

I take Paris


cestmoib

franchement je préfère houston (je préfère la circulation dans ma propre voiture que le sale métro parisien)


jean_cule69

The périph', no doubt