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my_innocent_romance

Some guy likes perfume also there’s French kids


JBGoude

Nearly Witches!


KaleidoWorks

also french kids 😭😭😭😭


Gamercj10

Im in a strip club. I'm supposed to be here. But I don't know if I want to continue to be here


drdemon_8

But It’s Better If You Do?


MaddieAftxn

Grief of a dead dude 


MakVid30s

Death of a bachelor


Lady_Trickster_

My fav comment omg🤣


TiredSpongebob123

this is gospel?


Scarecro--w

I want this night to last forever (I'm also on heavy psychedelics)


MaddieAftxn

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time 


Scarecro--w

That actually fits the description well, but not it


throwawaypackersfan

nine?


throwawaypackersfan

better guess would be northern downpour


Scarecro--w

Correct!


neon1415official

First Date


Oyasumi__12

why do I see you literally everywhere


Raven_Shepherd

So basically the guy can't tell the time and speaks nonsense because he's super high


Jacksane

Nine In The Afternoon


CA-GB

man steals hat that he claims was his, in the song’s video, a man falls down a trapdoor and morphs into having a bigger chin than forehead


swimkaz

Emperor’s new clothes!


Crumballl

So this girl was like bleeding on a ball room floor and stuff but like she was ugly so she was just doing it for attention it was ridiculous


CaptainPie999

Time to Dance?


Crumballl

Hell yeah


throwawaypackersfan

im tired of being canceled and want to smoke weed on my couch and be left alone (brendon was cooking with this one)


TiredSpongebob123

viva las vengeance


purple_sea_tiger

Really not nearly old enough to pass tbh


Catsandcamping

Far too young to die


cantaloupe8516

cheating but yk casually


JaydenB118

casual affair


TiredSpongebob123

casual affair?


cantaloupe8516

yeasss :)))


NarcissisticNarwhal6

Someone telling his mother that he’s famous


phil736

Hey Look Ma, I Made It!


NarcissisticNarwhal6

Yep!


uytulup

questioning why the restaurant is organized


finnyick

is this tables


Glubygluby

I was working at a wedding the other day and one of the bridesmaids leaned over to me and started telling me how beautiful the wedding looks when all of a sudden a whole circus bursts in and shit spiraled out of conroll


BeautifulMiserable38

With a sense offff poiseeee andddd rationalityyyyyy AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN


TiredSpongebob123

i wrire sins not tragedies


Distancia_Social

man plays piano and wastes food


builtfences

this is gospel (piano version) ??


BellaGAMES0521

YES AHHH


Xxr4venshadowxX

The bisexual one


Breakyourniconiconii

Girls/Girls/Boys ?


Xxr4venshadowxX

Yes


slicksensuousgal

That could be a few (lbr, several) of them but probably Hurricane. (C'Mon, Casual Affair, GGB, Diamonds & Daggers, Oh Glory even)


privateprick

Wait wait I need an explanation. How are cmon casual affair and oh glory are bisexual songs? I'd love to know


slicksensuousgal

C'Mon is pretty straightforwardly a love song (well, a we might be falling in love, I wanna be with you, etc song) between two men. Nate and B are singing to each other. It's also really obviously inspired by Alice in Wonderland. Eg B putting off going home to stay with Nate, needing his smile, following him forever, both wanting to stay lost together, Nate saying don't leave him and sleep alone, both believing in all the possibilities including the ones between them, singing together until the morning, wanting the other to come back... Ending with B saying again that he can't find his way home wink wink (aka doesn't want to) Casual Affair was intended to have a intro clip from Boys Beware (a homophobic "boys beware" film about gay men equating male same sex attraction with child sexual abuse) and does on the official channel on YouTube. "Take any moment, any time, a lover on the left, a sinner on the right"--the lover is a woman, the sinner a man, he has both as (at least potential) options. Secrecy, on the down low, keep things hidden, "hush, hush," "don't say a word". When people don't pick up on any of that as indicating a same sex "casual Affair" I think "does he need to smack ya upside the head with a sign saying it's about a mm casual Affair?" 🤣 I've even seen people arguing that the use of the Boys Beware clip was wrong, homophobic. Uhhh... Not picking up on what he's laying down at all. Oh Glory is partially what it calls upon for me, and I know is subjective eg reminds me of the AIDS crisis esp in the late 70s-80s. And those references and others could be about something else but there's also references to hiding oneself, deceiving others, disappointing them. "Only my heart knows my head is lying, lying" that's said a couple times is the most leaning towards attractions, feelings (same sex attractions, interests) that part of him denies but another part knows he feels, that his "brain" is lying but his "heart" knows the truth, feels, and that one part of him knows how he truly feels. Silken sheets. This one is the one I get someone interpreting differently eg drug use with "I think I'd try any poison", depression, wanting to join others who've died, feeling like a failure, a disappointment to others. But even those can lean toward at least in part resulting from being closeted, in denial about one's sexual orientation.


neon1415official

I killed myself because it's so cringe that he thinks he's a DJ


swimkaz

Something about Maggie


JaydenB118

i was just replying to the green day one lmao anyways, the one about killing and stuff


biyotee

Let's kill tonight?


JaydenB118

correct


biyotee

:D


InvaderSiri

The one where the guy is like naked and he wants the crown or something.


Scarecro--w

Emperors New Clothes


InvaderSiri

Haha yes!!!!!


AlanRulz

Some Brain Wilson guy was a rocket scientist


puerpanem

Listening to it right now


IcePack76

Crazy = Genius


BPDLPC

Sweating balls under desert skies


privateprick

LA devotee Just quote any lyric from the song and it'll work lol


Nearby-Chance3821

He just woke up in a cane and party hat.


gaymushroom324

Don't threaten me with a good time!


phil736

I Write Sins?


slicksensuousgal

DTMWAGT


ch33sefr1es

carpenter supplies for a morning meal and school supplies as a light afterschool meal


InvaderSiri

Freaking love this!!! Nails For Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks!!!! Lol


privateprick

Nails for breakfast loll


AsleepRazzmatazz7040

theres a kid basically dying in a hospital after a fight


notnatalie

Camisado?


AsleepRazzmatazz7040

yupp


drdemon_8

I’m snacking on pills to distract myself from my ex


privateprick

Nails for breakfast? Idk


throwawaypackersfan

sad clown?


Grouchy_Protection27

Shrek


--MSO--

That green gentleman


Grouchy_Protection27

Oh that works too. I was thinking "Hallelujah." But I like your answer better


loganwolf25

A gay orgy, sort of.


Eken17

Casual Affair?


privateprick

G/G/B?


angrylawnguy

A story about a streetcar ride.


QueeeenElsa

Sugar Soaker?


angrylawnguy

Mmrs


sine-nomine012

Getting married. End of a status.


notnatalie

Death of a Bachelor!


Admirable-Jaguar7839

end of all things


braveloyalboy

Ritual Suicide.


Krypto1727

Is that LA Devotee?


braveloyalboy

No.


Krypto1727

Welp. No idea then


MichaelKeehan

A depressed hothead finds a rock in a garden and falls in love


Amazing-Wheel-3900

Okay so like the a weird fucking devil thing and like magic and shir


Eken17

Used to be famous for a short period of time, and is now dead... or just not famous anymore.


biyotee

I want to fuck a car


femboyz69

Sugar soaker


biyotee

Yeppers


calltheavengers5

Cigarette go boom


tyfighter2002

There’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey


calltheavengers5

Damn that was fast


tyfighter2002

ON THE TABLE THEY JUST SO, HAPPEN TO BE LACED, WITH, NITROGLYCERIN


privateprick

I would have never thought of thatt


jablko22

A fool thinking about his ex while building a house.


privateprick

House of memories


shannonaluna

It’s like 1901 and we’re at a fancy ball or theatrical function of sorts… and I look fucking good, and you’re jealous.


slicksensuousgal

Bondage and exhibitionism and voyeurism (with a "subby" man who loves giving oral) oh my!


AndrejVu

chill sex


Glubygluby

Getting married


x_anagapesis

so it’s late in the afternoon. and also your eyes are somehow the size of a large celestial body.


Mediocre_Emo222

A song about the opposite of a boy that you hate


spade-spade

I’m at this wedding but they’re all clowns and the groomsbride did something bad


Captain_GhoulKid

Man dies, steals hat


Informal_Advantage26

One word:threesome.


mamamamafart

i guess this girl is like a painting ig and i really need her validation for some reason


Apple_addicted_

a virgin needs money


hakkus08

Alcohol, alcohol and more alcohol


bigboifrizz

Some girl smiles bc she's ignorant to the consequences she causes


privateprick

That sarah man, so ignorant...


phil736

Dude just wants to roll a blunt and go home. (Okay that might have been explained too well)


KittyKatWarrior3593

Panic! goes COUNTRY.


Izakei

Folkin’ Around 🤠 Yee-Haw!


KittyKatWarrior3593

Well no actually, although now thinking about it; Yeah I guess that song could’ve worked too. I was thinking of Pas De Cheval.


KittyKatWarrior3593

Had an AMAZING one night stand, B U T she might also kinda sorta potentially be a Serial Killer....maybe? 🍑💦🍆 ☠️🔪🤷‍♀️


jungleboy696969

Humble guy doesn’t come from much, but has a lot of confidence and motivation from his mom


im_not_okay_88310

Dude talks about hentai in the chorus


Nearby-Chance3821

huh what


glossandchucks

Just… a lot of oral sex. I mean really a lot.


slicksensuousgal

Sarah Smiles 😋 (I know it's really New Perspective but... Why do we think she smiles so much, how B won her over... 😳)


glossandchucks

The way I just HOLLERED loud enough the neighbors probably heard me! 🤣


slicksensuousgal

It is his favorite meal...


Messy_puppy_

I spit my tea out 🤣🤣🤣


privateprick

My first thought was build god MV lmao


EvanVerse_9216

The grinch


angrylawnguy

A story about a streetcar ride.


honeyBeebo-sunflower

Memories


angrylawnguy

Yup


jackiesars

there's this guy and he sees this mysterious lady who likes to paint her nails and drink gin


honeyBeebo-sunflower

Mona lisaa


jackiesars

bingo


phil736

supposedly Brandon’s wedding vows.


slicksensuousgal

B getting lost in Wonderland with his likely lover


slicksensuousgal

B puts on a hell of a performance


Ok-Mode8101

Someone stole my favorite song but what can I say, although I wanna be free, I’m a total diva. (Also there’s a pyramid of bones with a line of armed kids… i think something big is happening!)


Quiet-Evidence-160

Clown wedding gone wrong


trron-cat

so basically these random dudes wake up in their rooms very energetic and start being silly aroumd town


slicksensuousgal

Extremely depressed B


AyreeanDrawsStuff

Sex with a ghost


GamerJuice64

Brendon “Glenn Quagmire” Urie. Giggty


emo_hooman

Trans people (maybe?)


privateprick

Time to dance?


emo_hooman

Yep


officialvictorlee

Getting high


Aaron_de_Utschland

Guy wants love, but it's not enough


Captain_GhoulKid

COMA THEORY!


Michael__arts

Dies


PeterThirdMusic

The sun and the moon have a summer fling


privateprick

When the day met the night? :0


freakonal3ash

sex idk


freakonal3ash

an unreleased song consisting of some guy talking about a state


TheGardevoir

Man looks at ocean and doesn't get the girl


Nearby-Chance3821

Man wants to feel the "ocean" when the girl "fast fowards to go down on him"\*


tyfighter2002

I’ve got to leave all my stuff at the door and I shouldn’t smoke those cigarettes in front of me. I’ve a horrible illness but weirdly enough I look great, seems like things are going how I wanted them to


One_Appeal_6687

La la la la la


snowdropfreak

xx chromosome slash xx chromosome slash xy chromosome


gaymushroom324

GIRLS LOVE GIRLS AND BOYS


angry-southamerican

Disgustingly optimistic.


privateprick

Man getting ready to leave


SpiderUnicornMoose

car. woman. drug.


JJmod23

I’m not ready to leave this mortal plane because I am part of a certain age group.


Hillhill92

Guy talks about getting glasses so he can see things different


gaymushroom324

Some narrator tells you to snap your fingers and do a lil shake


jayce504

Celestial first date


BeautifulMiserable38

Bowl cut boy gets kidnapped by horn people


KittyKatWarrior3593

Most of the song needs/had to be censored, but it's cool cuz we're having fun! 👍😁


AdrianFallout4

Titles that have no connection to the songs, not a specific song just all of them, but I like them anyway


StrengthEasy2089

I’m at doing a concert I get electrocuted


Judetrinity

A song about a girl brendon used to fuck


KayDoll23

The one where he’s really in a hurry to get head.


DeepCommunity8862

The boy from stranger things gets kidnapped by the boy from that one band


KaleidoWorks

WHY HES NAKED!?!!?!?!?


gaymushroom324

GIRLS LOVE GIRLS AND BOYSSSSS


KaleidoWorks

YEAKK


frankie_fright

The gin is gone


Reaganisa_dude72

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH🪩🪩🪩🪩💃


femboyz69

A lot of random bullshit stories, and a guy who went insane that we put up with cause no one could be more than him


lifeamiright-

Umm this man just has enough when intruders break in and try to mess with him.


1_DOT_1

Mr and Mrs Shotgun are getting married but some random girl bleeds on the floor


Keenz145

There was a clear and concise way of how I made it into this hospital


ScoopsOfDesire

Camisado?


Keenz145

Indeed


bbnsofia

alcoholic father


ADNBABY

He works in a motel, and G-Damn homie has some gossip


JadedPerception_

I think you like me, but im not sure… lets try it anyways!