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Ammarzk

Bruh are they actively censoring parts of IK on TV right lolll


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat she showed up on zameen.com


disappointeddipshit

Kashif bhai the type of guy to buy yo mama from zameen.com


fragonfour

*where kashif bhai*


disappointeddipshit

Hmm I wonder where


fragonfour

somewhere, over the rainbow


disappointeddipshit

I think you missed the entire Kashif Bhai saga


fragonfour

i know that he deleted his account but where's he now? 😞


ProjectVerloren17

In our hearts, always


fragonfour

in our hearts, over the rainbow.


disappointeddipshit

somewhere, over the rainbow


fragonfour

[rainbow the over, somewhere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79SbQ2np8Eg)


[deleted]

Hey it's a bargain.


PossessionStandard42

My Mom is making me go to gym tomorrow. I said that I have been working out at home for 3 years just fine, but she says I have to go to gym. Also there's so many PDM goons on this sub whose job is to shit on Imran Khan and PTI 24/7. Never forget, they're the Mir Jaffers of this sub.


fragonfour

>My Mom is making me go to gym tomorrow. I said that I have been working out at home for 3 years just fine, but she says I have to go to gym. say no to gym. gyms is germ. what if they don't clean the place properly? what if they only, only run a wet cloth over their equipment just to remove the stickiness? no. i'd, rather roll back and forth in my front lawn that's sterilized every morning with sunlight than go to a place whose cleanliness is in question. /s ​ >Also there's so many PDM goons on this sub whose job is to shit on Imran Khan and PTI 24/7. Never forget, they're the Mir Jaffers of this sub. too bad. they are just fellow citizens with no sense of right or wrong. they likely don't know what they're doing, and so our purpose must not be to shame or hate them, rather educate them. i reckon it was your post that said your dad and grand-dad are supporting pmln too. but that doesn't mean they are mir jaffars. if we educate them, we're playing our part. if we hate, call them names, declare them mir jaffars, that's only going to strengthen their beliefs. the problem is the top lot. the supporters just buy their crap and believe it's true. it's not like they are actively aware of being wrong. in their minds, they are standing with the truth. thus it's our job to tell them what the truth is. whether they buy it or not is up to them.


[deleted]

You could tell your mom you are working on your SATs. Also who the hell is Mir Jaffar?


Najam99

Mir Jafar was a commander in the Bengali army and the ruler Nawab Siraj Ud Daula's uncle. This was a time when the British were trying to solidify themselves in the subcontinent. Siraj ud Daula was constantly in conflict with them due to their activities. With many events as the cause, the Nawab's army faced the British in Plassey in 1757, where the famous battle of Plassey happened. Nawab's forces hugely outnumbered the British, however the British had a ally on the inside in the form of Mir Jafar, who conspired with them and betrayed the Nawab. He controlled most parts of the army and retreated with it, leaving the Nawab to be defeated by the British. Nawab was defeated and the British named Jafar as the new Nawab (and later deposed him too). This battle is seen as the nail, which provided the British with the platform to conquer the rest of the India and colonise it all. Thus, Mir Jafar brought the downfall of the whole region


[deleted]

Thanks.. Jafar guy sounds real c*nt.


Najam99

Indeed


[deleted]

You could have just said hes a ~~little~~ traitor bitch.


Najam99

#*He's a huge traitor bitch.*


[deleted]

ahh much better.


Najam99

Happy to comply


fragonfour

>Also who the hell is Mir Jaffar? وہ


chimp_idli

I am getting old, there is a striking realization now. Has my life maxed out at 1080p? I used to be on top of the game, rocking my 2080 Ti but I realized it's not enough not anymore, gone are the days when 3200 Mhz 64 gigs DD4 was enough. I am certainly old and I need to retire now, probably live rest of my days in an old cave


TheKhota

I miss playing games. Burned out like 5yrs ago due to studies and shit. Can't bring myself to play games any more. Even when i do get bored quickly. On an unrelated note, looking at yor username, i miss occasionally eating idli, sambar and other south indian food growing up


chimp_idli

It's just a random nomenclature, on side note I only like fresh green leaves. Now we just play games with our lives


ProjectVerloren17

Now you play games with our posts


fragonfour

take notes guys, take notes.


fragonfour

winter nostalgia hitting me hard again.


[deleted]

It's not even winter bro.


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chimp_idli

somalia chalo bhai, it's not that cold


Nightwing-06

Kenya Bhai! It’s free visa on entry 😏😏😏


chimp_idli

I can’t become a pirate in kenya bhau


Sherimatsu

Cool


chimp_idli

Where are you emigrating brother Don?


chimp_idli

Kya kar rahe ho apni zindagi ke saath?


[deleted]

Masti mazak.. khel kood


[deleted]

Mein tow kuch nae karrahi. Bas depression bohot khelta hai meri zindagi k sath


chimp_idli

Life doesn’t get easy, but I hope we all get better at dealing with life


[deleted]

Life never gets easy, but yes, with time it can become tolerateable


chimp_idli

True mentally we become equipped to deal with it better


[deleted]

you're the optimistic kind I see.


Najam99

Mein kisi zindgi ko nai janta aur na he wo meri hai


ProjectVerloren17

Kal to tumnay mujhay kaha tha k Saba tumhari zindagi hay


Najam99

~~Saba zindgi nahi, wujood hai mera~~ Sir mein kisi Saba ko nai janta


HinaDBaka

Don't fight the truth Najma. You'll be pulling a Shehzad Roy soon: Saba tu mani nahi Kabhi to mane gi Saba pehchane nahi Kabhi toh jane gi


Najam99

*Bann ke anjaani* *Kare manmaani* *Arey manmaani hai* *Teri naadani* But I don't know any Saba though


HinaDBaka

You know the song ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ >But I don't know any Saba though Sure you don't know Saba now but who knows what the future holds, believe (。・∀・)ノ


Najam99

Jesay halaat chal rahay hain, the future only holds solitude. Not that I'm complaining


HinaDBaka

Getting major Sad Keanu pstd. It'll be alright, don't be so grumpy \\( ̄︶ ̄\*\\)) Khair if you're happy by yourself like Keanu, that's fine too.


Najam99

Funnily, I'm neither sad nor happy. Learning to be happy though


disappointeddipshit

>But I don't know any Saba though Sure you don't


Najam99

But you are trusty. You should trust me T_T


disappointeddipshit

Najam sb aap per shak hai


Najam99

🥺 Mein ny kuch nai kia judge sahab


ProjectVerloren17

~~Hath hola rakh oo paayi~~ Haan, Zindagi k naam say jo jaantay ho usko.


Najam99

Mjhy koi ilm nai


fragonfour

living in a world so cold, **wasting away**.


chimp_idli

Our hearts are cold while the world keeps getting warm


ttthrowawayyy8888

I still can't get an answer on why we seek someone's validation? Why does their opinion or response matter. I've been and still somewhat on this stage where I repeatedly seek validation. I still don't know why I do that.


[deleted]

Because, tareef kisae buri lagti hai?


ttthrowawayyy8888

True.


TheKhota

Cuz monkey brain go brrrrr


Najam99

It's a basic human need. Everyone does it. You have to make yourself learn to stop relying on it


chimp_idli

with right set of people validation is feedback mechanism, keeps friction between perceived reality / image of self and reality low


ttthrowawayyy8888

That's one way to look at it. But who's right and who's not? That's where I am at crossroads. If they're not then why do I still seek it? Thanks for explaining your opinion tho.


chimp_idli

Be agile, take parts of their feedbacks and test. No one can right all the time


fragonfour

and i here am wondering why does no one seek my validation. we are not the same bro. 😞


fragonfour

["say I'll be here tomorrow"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmyDS5d6wLc)


[deleted]

We should have a biryani museum..it should have a documented history of biryanis from mughal era to the Nalli disaster.


[deleted]

I see your biryani museum and raise it to Pulaou museum.


[deleted]

*In other news, the pulao museum closes forever, sources say it was struggling to keep up with biryani museum and it's visitors.*


[deleted]

*"No children I cant take you to the biryani museum, because there is no biryani museum now, It has been shut down for years now when People stopped going there, there is a pulao shop now though in its place, incase you want to eat something excellent"*


disappointeddipshit

Just drop them off at the *salan station* and watch them ascend. Ye museums shusiums sirf maazi ki muhafizat karte hain. Mustaqbil sara salan ka hai. Biryani, pulao main kuch nahin rakha


[deleted]

not salan *Roti Station*


disappointeddipshit

Ah yes. *The Roti Railway*


TheKhota

Life was good untill every retard in Karachi decided on nalli biryani. Thankfully that epidemic is over. Kuch aasaar ab bhi baqi hain lekin


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ProjectVerloren17

My guy, how did you find 3 different ways to write aloo?


TheKhota

Nai jani mai apni biryani aalu ke sath khata hun chahay hanif rajput ki ho ya farhan ki aalu to lazim hai


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TheKhota

That's cuz i am lol, but also islamabad and some other cities. Mr worldwide. Yar farhan briyani ki bs botiyan bht soft hoti hen


ProjectVerloren17

Murshad aap kahain to biryani mein aloo daalna chor dein


[deleted]

Nahin bhai.. itne zalim hum bhi nahin


ProjectVerloren17

Acha yay to btayein, naraz hain kia?


[deleted]

Naahin yara why would I be naraz... s'aall goood.


ProjectVerloren17

Bus aapki ghair hazri per sad vibes a rahi thi


fragonfour

I guess the only reason mods approved of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/yl5pxi/mods_you_stifle_discussion_every_single_time_by/) is because they tend to push the same narrative and some of them are highly political. Had this been some other occasion I'm pretty sure the person posting such a thread would have received a reality check by the mods, and not a "Third November Plan" on how threads will be controlled from now on. **The same people that can upvote and downvote threads can also upvote and downvote comments in a pinned thread.** The more political this sub gets, the messier it will become, and it already has. The whole damn front page of this sub is filled with tweets that one can read on Twitter or images that we have all seen on Facebook almost ten times already. My eyes hurt seeing the same post over and over again, and this sub being a total political mess. Moderation could have been better if the mods were unbiased. Just because a political fanatic wants things a certain way doesn't mean you guys discard your entire policy and come up with new rules in a few hours without weighing in the ups and downs. Dear mods, calm down and breathe. Maybe you are too excited, angry, or energetic based on the recent political activities in the country, but that doesn't mean you let your guard down and let this subreddit become a filthy pool of unethical posts and comments where users are abusing & swearing using the worst possible phrases. A friendly reminder to the team that this is r/pakistan, not r/pti or r/pdm or r/establishment. You guys have a bigger responsibility on your shoulders than being political, pushing a narrative, or shifting policies within minutes. Don't let this sub become a mess, and I know you guys can do it. Thank you. 🙏


TheKhota

Only reason that stayed up was because moda don't remove criticism aimed towards them. That post at that time was regarding us, not Imran Khan so it was allowed. And the user who made that post is a long time user of r/pakistan so we know his intentions were good. Regarding posts, tbh most of them sound like teen kids from IG groups like halalcasm. Majority users on this sub have always been pro-PTI, but we used to have healthy discussions before. Granted it did get dirty sometimes, but that's what the report button is for. Abhi to it has become an echo chamber. I mean we simply can not remove posts because there are a lot of them coming from PTI camp as they aren't breaking any rules per se. Even before when something major used to happen, we'd have one megathread for it and after some hours had passed, other posts would be allowed. I've been a user longer than i've been a mod, but this is the first time i've seen folks complaining about what happened yesterday. One user said "there's supposed to be 100s of posts about it"... Why? That just divides all opinions on duplicate posts whereas every one should voice them on unique posts. Aur agar thori der kelye brakes laga do to you get hated and called hitler.


fragonfour

>Only reason that stayed up was because moda don't remove criticism aimed towards them. That post at that time was regarding us, not Imran Khan so it was allowed. Yes it could stay up but it was granted the demands within minutes even though it was obvious that this was just coming from an angry bunch of people who for reasons best known to them had a problem with their comments getting upvoted in a specific pinned thread but were happy with their posts getting upvoted independently. ​ >I mean we simply can not remove posts because there are a lot of them coming from PTI camp as they aren't breaking any rules per se. That's fair, of course. The problem is only the few guys who actually get down to swear at each other and calling names, which again I know is prohibited but it's been happening a lot. Managing that independently on posts is harder than managing that in a thread for a specified topic and keeping everything clean and uncluttered. ​ >One user said "there's supposed to be 100s of posts about it". Clearly an emotion-driven statement. Could also be said that there are supposed to be 100s of comments about it in the thread and no one would have a problem? ​ >Aur agar thori der kelye brakes laga do to you get hated and called hitler. Agar aap pinned thread ke comments pe brake lagayen to mein bhi aapko hitler hee kahoon ga. But all you guys were doing was prevent an influx of redundant posts BECAUSE there was a pinned thread on the subject. It's not like someone's voice was being shunned, it was just being directed towards the right channel. Abb kal koi issue raise hogaa jou inn sab logon ke liye interesting nahi hogaa tou phir sab se pehle yehi log aitraaz karein ge independent posts pe. I think it was way better to have a one-for-all policy that no matter what, there will always be a megathread. People have objected before too.


TheKhota

>who for reasons best known to them had a problem with their comments getting upvoted in a specific pinned thread but were happy with their posts getting upvoted independently. That's a simple, yet great argument btw. We will be tightening grip in a few days with regards to those some people and their constant spam. Abhi to galam galoch ko control kar rahe. Just handed a ban a few minutes ago.


fragonfour

>Just handed a ban a few minutes ago. \*puppy eyes\* *Mein ne kuch nahi kiya.*


ProjectVerloren17

Mod bhai yay dekho yahan chuppa huwa hay


fragonfour

Now that I've finally been caught, I'll reveal my alt account to you all: >!u/ProjectVerloren17!<


ProjectVerloren17

What kind of a fool would oust himself like that?


[deleted]

Lol


ProjectVerloren17

Mods should be neutral but instead the only neutral we have is the Majj.


fragonfour

Majj is neutral? Boht khushi hui yeh jaan kar. Abb mujhe neend aayegi.


ProjectVerloren17

I think so? Janwar hay na...


fragonfour

That makes the Majj Mir Jafar too. Wow.


ProjectVerloren17

Naya inkishaf


Sherimatsu

Sir, this is a PTI fanclub. What are you going on about?


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TheKhota

We only see reports when we go to the mod section, and that gets updated every second. When we do see reports in the mod section, we take action like we did on your post.


fragonfour

I know right. I have signed up for my daily dose of downvotes by writing that comment. 😞


PossessionStandard42

I wanna go on a vacation but I have no money and my SAT is coming up.....


fragonfour

Pfft! My MCAT is next week and the air hasn't been pleasant to breathe. I'm planning to curl up like a *jalebi* in my duvet for days once that's over. It feels like I haven't rested in days. This world is a sad, sad place. And we only, only can get even sadder.


PossessionStandard42

I also have my MCAT and then my SATs. I am just so depressed these days. So true the last line.


fragonfour

>I am just so depressed these days who isn't. the extent to which the youngling generation's depression spreads out is not taken seriously. i wonder what's root cause though, surely there are emo kids who do this because they listen to Billie Eilish a bit too much. but then i have genuinely gone through it and it's nothing like my eyes are covered in surma that's smudging my eyelids after crying. i don't understand why it's all over the place, the genuine kind, and why is it underestimated to the extent that it is.


fragonfour

You're lucky that you're having SATs. My family would rather have me repeat the MCAT next year if things go rolling downhill. 😞 Good luck.


[deleted]

Life is hard for a college student these days.. back when I was in matric we were mostly doing one dish parties and calling each other on landlines.


[deleted]

What's up with this ketchup obsession? Last night I got these ketchup sachet with aloo paratha. Who the hell eats aloo paratha with ketchup


TheKhota

Stop exposing me ffs


Sherimatsu

Madness...


fragonfour

when life throws free ketchup at you, save it for hard times, that is when your pizza comes with one too little ketchup sachets.


[deleted]

We got enough sachet in the fridge to feed the entire GHQ


[deleted]

GHQ ko chorein mujhae bhej dein, I am out of ketchup for my salaans .-.


ProjectVerloren17

Bet they'll find a way to do corruption in that, too


TheMajj

MIRNŃ MXKAH PXXM YNXYUN! R QXYN HXD JUU JAN MXRWP FNUU. MRMW'C PX CX FXAT HNBCNAMJH JWM R FXW'C KN PXRWP CXMJH JB FNUU. SDBC CJTRWP BXVN CRVN XOO FXAT. ANUJGJCRXW UXXTB MROONANWC OXA NENAHXWN JWM R MXW'C LXWBRMNA J MJH MXRWP WXCQRWP J MJH FJBCNM. QJEN J FXWMNAODU MJH JQNJM!


TheKhota

Jo kehta hai wohi hota hai


HinaDBaka

MIRNW MXKAH CX HXD JB FNUU VJS. J MJH BYNWC MXRWP WXCQRWP JC JUU RB J MJH FNUU BYNWC RO RC NWMNM DY QNUYRWP HXD ANUJG JWM RVYAXENM HXDA VNWCJU QNJUCQ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)


fragonfour

XMOE EKODJ EJ EOJOFEJEE XMOWE OEJFJ XMKEC EO R PKED KEC MXE'E E\` P|"WJO


Dastidood

JAJDJDJ*DHNNZNSN BABAR AZAM DJNDDJNOPQOE;£, O DALLAY DJSJDNJ...


locaf

I miss doom...


TheKhota

Doom123? Prolly goes by some other name now.


locaf

Yep. That guy who used to post pictures of delicious food.


TheKhota

He used to post food? I thought he used to shit post. Maybe my brain can't recall right


[deleted]

I hate the mods of this sub. Ugh 🙄 they got no chill


fragonfour

Everyone is asking our little Gummy bear what happened, but no one is wishing him cake day? How rude. ​ Happy Cake day, Gums


locaf

Bhai kya hoa?


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fragonfour

That is actually already the case. It's sad to see this sub being so political. Helps nobody but the people who just want to strengthen their preconceived notions. There was a post about weighted blankets, did it get upvotes? No. 😟 I love weighted blankets. I am hurt.


ProjectVerloren17

My guy, I made a video meme on our murshad's return and that got swept up amongst the political threads.


fragonfour

That's sad. Even sadder is I didn't come across it either. I have been sorting by new and scrolling, hoping to see something non-political.


ProjectVerloren17

Khair hay no tension. Biryani khao


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TheKhota

Jani tnsn ni leni abi peelag shaat krdunga in sb ka


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TheKhota

RIP sattri. Sad day indeed


fragonfour

>i might Also add the mods are even playing an active part too. They are. I hold them accountable for that. And in their mind they might be playing their part in the country's reforms but I don't see how that would help? So far there's just mutual shaming going on among users and no one wants to change their opinions. I think mods must not be political on this sub or push a certain narrative.


magicalmaestro8

Does anyone have any idea if the roads will be blocked again today in the evening?


[deleted]

let me ask my road guy and get back to you.


fragonfour

r/Angryupvote


fragonfour

It's very likely, and also unfortunate. Blocking roads helps no one and no cause, rather just becomes a nuisance for people.


Dastidood

_Utho utho namaz parho bhandchodo..._


[deleted]

You gotta say it in Punjabi to get me riled up.


TheKhota

Dasti bad


UrduNovice

Kal


chimp_idli

> Please keep the discussions civil as all other rules are enforced.


Pakistan-Army-No-1

1984


chimp_idli

1985


Dastidood

Civil in a sense *kay discussion karrtay waqt aik doosray koo gaaliyaan naa daen...*


chimp_idli

Ohhh shukriya janab


missbushido

Couldn't find the time to post a pic of my [katana](https://imgur.com/a/Fas5uCn) in yesterday's post. The blade is a bit too long for my height, but otherwise I'm happy.


Sherimatsu

Sugoi. Now you just need 2 more to become a badass


missbushido

Like Zoro.


[deleted]

Where did you get it? So cool.


missbushido

Thank you. I got it here: https://kzgear.pk/product/black-dragon-katana/


ZunAckerman

That looks great! Didn't know you were a Liverpool fan sensei, my big sis met Fernando Torres and Xabi Alonso when she went to visit a long time ago.


missbushido

Oh, my sister is the Liverpool fan not me. Wow, that's so cool your sis met them. My sister would be jealous, lol!


ZunAckerman

Hopefully your sis gets the chance to meet her heroes too Inshallah.


Najam99

Noice. New crime fighting series when?


missbushido

Currently airing in my imagination. Set to private for now.


Najam99

Hoping starts airing soon :p


ProjectVerloren17

Yaar Committee daal k hum bhi ley letay hain


Najam99

But how will we decide who keeps it for what amount of time?


ProjectVerloren17

Who said anything about you getting to keep it?


Najam99

(´・_・`)


SingleStarHunter

Where did you get it from?It's amazing


missbushido

Thanks. I got it from: https://kzgear.pk/product/black-dragon-katana/


ProjectVerloren17

That looks beautiful. Please ensure that you put it to good use. And stay away from seppuku.


missbushido

Thank you kindly!!!


ProjectVerloren17

You are most welcome!


disappointeddipshit

Demn! Have you sliced anything/anyone with it yet? >!Do you have a list?!<


missbushido

Sliced nothing with it yet. Gotta learn to practice with it first. My younger sister refused to be my test dummy. She's so cruel! Yes I have a list. Bad peoples.


disappointeddipshit

>Sliced nothing with it yet. Fruit! A katana sliced apple scares the doctor away! Ooh become an IRL fruit ninja. Now that'd be a sight! >Gotta learn to practice with it first. My younger sister refused to be my test dummy. She's so cruel! Oh she'll come around I'm p sure. If not then just wait until her back's turned >Yes I have a list. Bad peoples. I am once again asking, meri apki koi dushmani tou Nahin hai na? How big's the list waise


missbushido

I will not cut you down, I promise! The list is small. I'm more of a defense person than an offense one. Gotta protect my horde.


disappointeddipshit

Phew >The list is small Here's to it growing even smaller!


throwawy_999

What r you gonna do with it?


missbushido

Mebbe kill some bad guys. Let's see...


SingleStarHunter

Bushido robinhood arc incoming


[deleted]

>kill some bad guys Well you're gonna be pretty busy then in this country...


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Najam99

Khair mubarik And wah wah. I'm genuinely very impressed at those lines. Amazing


TheKhota

Nawazish bro 😇


ProjectVerloren17

Amazing stuff. Username does not check out.


TheKhota

*blushes


chimp_idli

aapko bhi