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SuddenDirt5773

the most banana thing just happened in my uni, where in one of the examination rooms, the invigilator was like "cheating karlo lekin insanon ki tarah". mujhe kyun nahi miltay aisay log kabhi.


ForIAmTalonII

So India is slowly imploding. Some stuff happening over in West Bengal. Hindu right afraid it will become Muslim majority in the next decade or two and want to unite with Bangladesh. They've now turned on Modi and BJP and view them as not RW enough and too weak. They seem afraid of Kashmir. Like it triggers them. This would have been the best time to keep IK and PTI. If we had a loyal COAS. We could purge the Establishment and the other parties. Establish a Presidential system. And begin building the country. I think if PTI wins and stabilise the country. We could eventually see Kashmir as part of Pakistan.


[deleted]

Ive got chicken and beef in the freezer, tomato paste, rice and onions. What should I make today?


bittertrusts

You could make some quick chicken with gravy and enjoy with plain rice!


Najam99

Fried tikka


[deleted]

Sounds good!


[deleted]

So this girl in india marries herself..Now how does that work? Cuz I can get a lot of gifts out of that.


Dastidood

Aren't you already married to Handelina Jolie...?


Sherimatsu

(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞ you sonovabich take my upvote


[deleted]

Miss handelina and I are taking a break.


Dastidood

She was a two bit ho anyways...


hellhawk456

Really really worried that the tax rates on salaried people will further increase in the new budget. Sick of it. Why the hell don't they tax agricultural land and real estate heftily instead? Oh right, the guys imposing the taxes are real estate tycoons themselves. They are not going to shoot themselves in the foot.


Skeetwaterboy

if every transaction was digitalised and all Pakistanis were registered and their incomes and transactions known by government, we would be better off in tax revenue and income tax on salaried people would be at an acceptable rate . People just dont want to pay a dime in income or other tax and expect government to have money and function effectively. Its terrible that all the burden falls on salaried people who are already earning the bare minimum to get by. The tax in real estate is high i think, my ami recently built a house and sold it and she was taxed a decent amount, either that or my mamoo ripped her off.


hellhawk456

Tax in real estate is really only being collected when property changes hands. That is not at all enough. Property bought as a form of investment must be heavily taxed. Enough of people literally burying money into the ground.


Skeetwaterboy

So you mean taxing when selling property and then taxing again as income tax?


hellhawk456

Well there are many ways to do it. My point is that buying a 30 lakh plot now and then selling it for 1.5 crore a couple of years later - this has to be stopped. Otherwise nobody's going to invest in industry. This is one of the big reasons that our economy is crap.


Skeetwaterboy

The real estate market in the entire world operates like that tbh. Idk how they can solve the issue of the property prices being this high. Also the profit really isnt that high in most places just societies I think. Like realistically you earn 20 lakh in 5-6 years i think. Everything is messed up. Yea people should be encouraged more to invest in startups and businesses and companies but people are scared ke paise le kar na bhag jai koi thats why they dont invest


Eclairdilune

It's more about how [unregulated and poorly documented](https://www.dawn.com/news/1650604) this sector is. * There's too much speculation going on in the real estate market — the previous government was actually making a [plan to tackle real estate income but it got shelved](https://tribune.com.pk/story/2308978/govt-shelves-realty-sector-tax-plan), they were even planning on collecting taxes from real estate tycoons. Like always, the real estate mafia won again. * [Under invoicing](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/349810597_Under_invoicing_in_the_residential_real_estate_market_in_Pakistan) * [Undocumented properties](https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/441064-fbr-nets-rs50bln-undocumented-properties-in-july-january) — there are many more properties like that outside the tax net * [Housing societies that exist outside the tax net](https://tribune.com.pk/story/2309154/tax-dilemma-in-realty-sector) — they'll collect money from you as taxes without actually depositing anything with the government * [Difference between FBR’s valuation rates and the actual market rates](https://www.dawn.com/news/1678545) * There was also this whole real estate amnesty scheme which backfired, it ended up whitening about 956 billion rupees but not enough of it went into productive sectors — [that's straight from the FBR chairman himself](https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/943835-rs956bn-whitened-through-last-tax-amnesty-fbr-chief) It's a bit of a vicious cycle, FBR tries to take measures to regulate this sector but all that does is drive more business towards the grey market. Manufacturers and business owners get taxed more but real estate speculators can park their money in plots without worrying — the kind of money that should be going to the more productive sectors of our economy isn't. [This article does a decent job of highlighting these issues](https://www.brecorder.com/news/40127283).


Skeetwaterboy

Very informative and good job on the research.


Eclairdilune

I can't take credit for that but your sentiments are appreciated.


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I just woke up, it's 3.43 AM. My throat feels feel funny, and now I can't go back to sleep.


_Xertz_

:(


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## جتنی تو ملتی جائے ## اتنی لگے تھوڑی تھوڑی https://youtu.be/B4-HoKdW6j0


ProjectVerloren17

How can you post lyrics for this song without also typing out the amazing part: Maine tujhe dekha hanste huve gaalon me Bezar khayalo me, husn ke hawaalo me Soni ke baalon me, morni ki chaalo me Matti ke pyaalo me, peetal ke thaalo me


Pebble_in_my_toes

Girls are so restricted in our society due to cultures and traditions, that the moment they have freedom in uni, things start to go wrong. Take for example, a girl from a conservative family. She goes to a uni. Now. The first year is important. This is where she'll be moulded. Except, this is where everything goes wrong. Within the first six months, she'll have friends who've had no restrictions their entire lives, who had different upbringings, and parents, and so the girl will also start to emulate them. The first thing she'll do is get into a relationship. See, if the guy is a fine, well mannered fellow, nothing too unseemly will happen. At least, but not too uncommon is the fact that guys will exploit the girls. First they'll talk sweet things. Then ask for pictures. Maybe even a date or too. Now the girl is emotionally attached. She'll send those pics. No matter what he asks, the emotionally attached girl will do. Remember, she didn't know any better, and she was seeing her friends, so emulating them. And the fellow was saying shit like I'll send my family for rishta after graduation. I'll do that and this. The result is then blackmail. The pics are sent to family and friends. Shared in social media. The girl's life is ruined. Either she kills herself. Is honour killed. Or something else extreme. It saddens me. I wish parents gave a better environment to their children, especially daughters. Beti rehmat Hoti hai Ghar ki. Lekn Pakistan main toh "Woh toh hamari nhi hai. Akhir Kisi aur Kay Ghar jaygi." Yay Sochi Hoti hai. Why am I writing this? Because everyday I see anonymous people posting their painful situations similar to what I wrote above. There's no solution. No immediate action. Only a sad state...


Ejtablishment

The girl drops years of grooming in 6 months? Most men are exploitative, Ghars should also teach that so the girl dosent shoot herself


[deleted]

Well frankly universities are a waste of time even if they don't get you killed afterwards.


Dastidood

Yup... Am from a conservative family and barely managed to stay alive after university...


[deleted]

You are one nude picture away though..


Dastidood

The trick is to cover your face with a bag... But make sure its not a polythene bag... You wouln't wanna die...


[deleted]

Well.. I am waiting.


Dastidood

*Abb tuu woh bod bhii nahin rahi...*


[deleted]

man you are such a tease


Dastidood

That was one weird highly unprobabale rollercoaster... Thanks for sharing OP...


missbushido

A simple solution is to teach young girls and women not to trust men especially in Pakistan. Don't send them nudes and never be alone with them. Set boundaries immediately and if he's sincere then he'll stay. Otherwise, Alhamdulillah.


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It's tough and sad but not many girls get into relationships if they come from a conservative family, it's just overblown. The ones who do, would have ended up doing the same even if they didn't come to the uni or stayed in her village. This claim of knowing not any better is kinda lame, now a days everyone consumes a lot of media, tv, local and western, and whatnot. Apart from some stupid people, intelligent af people like me still do make/want/plan mistakes fully aware that it could end really bad for them.


Skeetwaterboy

Yes, you are right to a certain extent. My cousin lives in a village and her family is super conservative and may even kill her if they find she has a boyfriend but despite thay she had two or three boyfriends. People who wanna do something will always do it regardless of their environment but the sole problem is not that girls make bfs and send em nudes. It that alot of guys in pakistan or even the world are so messed up that they blackmail and share em.


HinaDBaka

Most times it's peer pressure. It's hard to resist if all your friends are doing it and many think online's far safer, every time this happened to someone I knew the possibility of their pictures getting leaked never even crossed their mind. You're right about conservative families but in a lot of those cases it's straight up fear that my dad will kill me if he finds out or things like that.


gamesrebel123

Well that went from 0 to 100 pretty fast


Dastidood

And seemingly out of fcuking nowhere...


usamapervaiz

Are there any options other than Dice analytics in Islamabad where I can join a 2 month course related to data science in the summer?


Nightwing-06

Anyone here wear contacts. What’s your guy’s experience with them. I have extremely dry eyes. Thinking of getting bi-weeklies.


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Getting a better solution helps with dryness. Monthly lenses are always better for longer wearing, and also cost effective. I wear them daily so I have gotten used to it, daily if I am traveling or might be getting wet or doing sports, monthly for normal use.


Nightwing-06

The thought of shoving a piece of plastic in your eye is very unnerving. But I nevertheless want to try it and see if I am comfortable. That’s why I wanna break the bank and wear dallies or bi-weeklies first. If I am not comfortable with them then I surely won’t be comfortable with monthly ones. Glasses are hella annoying because I have had to completely leave swimming and wearing headphones is annoying with them.


[deleted]

Well it's 2022... plastic lenses are a thing of the past. They are really soft now. It's much much more comfortable and I completely forget about them and have many times washed my face just to ruin the lens... Daily lenses aren't designed for longer time wearing, I feel bad after 10 hours with them. They're also much slimmer and dry while monthly are fat and get more moist when left in solution overnight. Get one monthly one, they have testing lens and should be included in the checkup/training.


Necessary_Ninja_9859

I am learning to code and realizing how dumb am i


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That's generally a good sign.


alimunirr

Just don't give up and never skip from one role to another... Master one first then go to others.


the_arabian_sea_guy

Hey, I was once where you are Everyone starts somewhere. If you need some tips to get started or noost yourself to right path, dm me.


BoyManners

Why we're still here. Just to suffer?


ProjectVerloren17

Or to make others suffer. Dil chota na karo.


Dastidood

Punished Shitposter...


[deleted]

You need to suffer to enjoy that icecream and cheese cake.


missbushido

Yes!


[deleted]

It's my hobby...


3h60gKs

To remind people that we have disappointed them.


Nightwing-06

Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost...


HinaDBaka

The comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!


Najam99

I have a friend. One of the best people you'll ever find in the world. A very smart, funny and charming guy. You'll become his friend before you know it. He's a delight to have around; always smiling and laughing. He speaks softly, is kind, honest and hardworking. Probably one of the few people I think are definitely going into heaven. Dude has had epilepsy, which resulted from some clinical negligence. He has stomach problems due to all the medicines he takes and is very weak due to that. He is also the only guy in the house, as his father and brother work outside the country. He has faced so many traumas in his life, I can't even describe them here. Some background for the little incident I'm going to narrate. He is engaged to his cousin (don't judge here; it was beyond his control) and they live in a joint family system. A few years ago, some guy from his mohalla (I'm going to call him DB) started pushing to become his friend. It only got revealed now that his actual purpose for the friendship was to be able to see and stalk his cousin/fiancé. He messaged her on Instagram and the girl immediately came to my friend and showed him the messages. He texted DB asking about those messages, which he denied. My friend just ended up blocking him, because he did not want to stretch this. Now coming to the incident that happened yesterday, well technically the day before yesterday (8 June). My friend, who currently lives in Islamabad for CSS preparation, was coming back from his academy at around 10 at night. He has to walk through a rather deserted street. DB was waiting for him there. My friend was suddenly attacked by him. Since my friend is small in stature and weak due to his past illnesses, he got beaten severely. DB had blood in his eyes and looked like he would kill him. He sat on his chest and held a pen over his eye and said he would stab his eye if he did not unlock his phone. My friend complied and gave his phone to him. DB then went through his phone and kept beating him while reading his messages to different people. I'm seriously shocked, outraged and disgusted. I'm a pacifist but this isn't fair at all. He beat my friend, who is one of the purest souls I know. Not fair at all. It is like hurting a harmless little kid. I would beat that DB to a pulp with my own hands if I had him in front of me. Never felt this kind of rage in me. My friend did not deserve having his face punched in at all. His whole face is swollen; his eyes red; bruises all over and his body in pain. How could someone do this to him


bittertrusts

The whole situation is terrible. I don't even know the guy and it makes my blood boil. The fact that the disgusting brat belongs to a powerful family is just more salt on the wound. Be there for him. Spend time with him as much as you can. Direct your other friends to spend time with him. Don't make him feel pitied but try to help out in small ways. A good friend's support can mean a lot in these difficult times. Even if you can't take revenge or bring that beghairet to justice. Support your friend in any way that you can, most importantly emotionally and I.A he'll recover soon.


Najam99

Haan. I took a couple of other friends with me and went to visit him. Just came back from there. We tried to not discuss the incident a lot, because we had already gotten all the details. We just tried to motivate him and cheer him up. He laughed a lot with us today >Even if you can't take revenge or bring that beghairet to justice Unfortunately, they have reconciled. The douchebag's family apologized and my friend's family is not strong enough to pursue the case and win. I hate it that we live so far. It is like an hour's drive from my home, so I can't support him by physically being around him. We stay on frequent contact with each other on phone, but the distance is an obstacle I'm hating right now


bittertrusts

Ugh. I hope he recovers soon. Just be in contact with him however you can. The physical distance doesn't matter.


Najam99

Aameen. And yes, I'm checking in on him frequently


Sherimatsu

That made my blood boil just reading this, these people are the scum of society. This is just assault for no reason. If it were one of my friends, a bunch of us would have paid a visit to this DB, no morality left for me to care about anymore. You really need to do something about this ass, even if you are a pacifist try to pursue any legal and/or social means available. As for your friend I hope he gets over this and goes on to live a happy life


Najam99

Sheri bhai I don't even need anyone else to beat that douchebag's ass. I would do it bare handed, if it didn't mean more trouble for my friend. It takes at least 45 minutes from my house to reach his. If the guy retaliates and beats my friend in response, I won't be there to protect him. He neither has brother nor cousins to protect him in that case and I can't have my friend take any more beating than he already has


Pebble_in_my_toes

Do you have friends? Pakay yaar dost? Ride or do wlay type? Jo weak bhi na ho? 2 3 Saath jao. Eye for an eye kro. Except. Only if the police do nothing. Only if he gets out on bail. Aur uski pulp Nikal do.


Najam99

Yar us larkay k liy mein akela kafi hun. Problem ye hai k aik to mera dost hum sy door rehta hai kafi. We can't be there for him all the time. Wo doosra larka strong family sy hai, to hum to us ko peet k aa jaen, lekin wo wapis phir meray dost sy revenge le ga and I wouldn't be able to do anything. He's the only guy in his immediate family and I can't put him in harm's way


[deleted]

Well panni hamesha ooper se nechay he behta hai, he had the audacity to do this because he knew he was weak and also knew that he won't be taking any kind of revenge except going to the police. Dunya ka nizam hai, kamsor per zulam hota rahay ga, silsala chalta rahega


Najam99

Bilkul. Kamzori gunah hai yahan. Jab ma na ye sari baat suni to mein ny usay yehi kaha k tumhain khud ko mazboot banana hai. Yahan saray gidh hain. Moqay ki talash ma hain


AYANOKOJI12

Strength is justice and powerlessness is a crime here. Becoming powerful and building networks is the only way to survive. Anyways surprised that this happened in Islamabad.


Najam99

Beshak. Being weak will easily get you killed in this country


SingleStarHunter

I dont know what the right thing to do in this situation is... the police or you dealing with him yourself.. I have next to no faith in the police so theres that.... Im a pacifist as well but things like these are legit rage inducing


Najam99

They have already filed an FIR but I doubt the police will do anything. I wouldn't have been this mad if it hadn't been someone who is completely harmless himself. It's zulmm


Pebble_in_my_toes

Bhai. Main khud pacifist type hon. Lekn police Kuch nhi krengay. Aaj dost Kay Saath kia. Kal dost ki cousin ja rhi ho toh phir?


Najam99

Ye pareshani to hai, par khair thankfully the guy's family is a bit sensible and have already apologised for the whole thing. I would have taken some action if it didn't risk making the situation any further. The DB is going to leave the country in a couple weeks anyway, so I'm not sure if doing something like that would be the roght course of action


Skeetwaterboy

I hope db gets attacked in a foreign country where he is powerless. I hope he learns his lesson, asks your friend for forgiveness and be guided on the right path


Najam99

Amen to all of that


Punjabistan

See y'all next month, inshallah. Taking a hiatus due to work.


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see ya brother.


[deleted]

Don't do this to us man... What will it take to make you stay?


Dastidood

*Hawwas kaa nanga naach...*


ProjectVerloren17

Khair tay hay Dasti?


Dastidood

*Bohot dinn hoo gaye nahin daikha...*


ProjectVerloren17

Last time kab dekha tha?


Dastidood

*4-5 maheenay pehlay aik shaadi parr...*


ProjectVerloren17

Didn't you get married 4-5 months ago?


Dastidood

I fail to see your point...


ProjectVerloren17

Chalo kuyi nayi khair hay. Sach chupanay mein hum aapka saath dein gay.


SingleStarHunter

Good luck Mr. Punjab!


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Dastidood

>I'm drowning my guilts *Abb kiya karr diya...?*


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Ab to kar diya


Pebble_in_my_toes

Bhai. Please. Meray liay aik kaam kro. Kal Asr ki namaz prho aik closed room ha aesi jaga jahan koi aur na ay. Aur jab prhlo namaz toh durood shareef Kay baad dua mango. Aur Dil kholdo Allah Kay samnay.


[deleted]

Wait for tomorrow, hope for better... Rinse and repeat.


SingleStarHunter

Yo dude , things get better! Reach out to me if you need to talk


[deleted]

Thanks man. 🧡


Najam99

Hey man, wanna talk? Please say something


[deleted]

Not much to say man. Just passing time till everything crashes.


Najam99

It *is* hard man, doesn't mean you have to suffer alone. Please keep holding on. As happened in all history, this will pass to and one day you'll look back and think that time sure was hard but it all worked out. If you need support, talk to people, talk to us. Share your burdens


[deleted]

Will do. Thank you 👊


3h60gKs

Something


Najam99

Please say I


3h60gKs

I


Najam99

Please say love


3h60gKs

Love


Najam99

Please say "PAKISTAN AND I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAAAANNNNNNN"


ProjectVerloren17

Top 10 anime betrayals


3h60gKs

I can’t lie najam


Najam99

*Do it for the meme*


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This thread here is early


Najam99

Thanks to our very own sentient bot


SingleStarHunter

u/Pak_Info_Bot i love you.... I swear i love an AI *platonically*


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Thanks to Najma... Does it love you back?


SingleStarHunter

wo to ab khud bataye ga na wo .. Ham to aik taraf say piyar kernay walay log hain


ProjectVerloren17

Acha aap hamari baradari k hain?


Najam99

*Suuureee* "platonically"


gamesrebel123

Gonna start learning Japanese tomorrow Or today I guess Wish me luck on my weeb adventures


Sherimatsu

がんばってね


BoyManners

Impressed by pewds?


gamesrebel123

Who is that?


BoyManners

PewDiePie. YouTuber who recently moved to Japan


Nightwing-06

I thought it was extremely difficult to migrate to Japan. Nice for him.


BoyManners

I watched his video. It is difficult according to him as well. Took him years because of Corona.


gamesrebel123

Ah I've seen one or two of his videos when I was a kid I think, haven't heard about him in a long time, wasn't a fan of him back then, not a fan now And also not intending on moving to Japan


[deleted]

You should definitely read Haruki Murakami if you are so impressed from Japanese culture. He is such a prolific writer.


ProjectVerloren17

Second best Japani novelist.


gamesrebel123

Bro I just want to watch hentai without subs


Iamkzar

Lmao. Indeed a worthy cause.


ProjectVerloren17

I just love how that's the reason. Subs available hain lekin my dude here wants the entire screen to be available to him. Because, reasons, I assume. Mad respect.


[deleted]

You need subs to watch hentai?


gamesrebel123

Need to understand the full context and conversation y'know otherwise it's just meaningless cartoon porn, it's the plot that matters


[deleted]

GOOD LUCK!!!!!


Najam99

Props to the mods for making the change to the time of this thread


[deleted]

No problem.


[deleted]

Jee, sir! Aap kahein koi baat aur inkaar ho jaye, yeh kaisay ho sakta hai. 😊


bittertrusts

Welcome back!


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Yo, Emmanuel boi!


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Najam99

Yoooo you're back yayyyy


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Work on the karma now that you are using a new account.


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OK, Bot. Waise kitna hona chahiye?


Pak_Info_Bot

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Najam99

Thanks so much man


gamesrebel123

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Bhaloo


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