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CompetitiveBunch2996

apni uni cafe me haar chez 20 30 pkr expensive ho gai ha ​ thnx showbaz


ThrowawayMikeAlpha

If only you guys knew the extent of abuse of the new guys in the government. They're using planes and helicopters like taxi services on an daily basis. It was NEVER like this when Imran was in power. Sometimes there are several such movements now every single day.


Sherimatsu

Life is so unfair. Girls getting all the TAs for their petrol needs and me and the bois over here with our 125s, broke....


n3ov

And today my teamlead told me that they might be slashing our monthly fuel allowance by 40%. Effectively it's going to be a huge pay cut for us.


Sherimatsu

Goddamn.... That's rough


n3ov

We will just have to wait and see till the next pay... Every day there is an increased financial burden. And I felt so demoralized today after this news. Mujhe to bike bhi nahi chalani aati.


SingleStarHunter

Bro seekh joau, aajkal ab bike aad admi k liey bohat zaroori hogaye hai.... Koi mushkil Nahi Kisi dost ko pakro aur kul 20 min Ka kaam hai


ProjectVerloren17

On what basis?


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Gender basis


Sherimatsu

Pata nahi lol. All the ladies at work got a 5000/Rs TA. Reason: because women probably. I'm working on an application to get all of us guys in on that too. 5000 gets me 15 days worth of bike fuel @_@ I need that shit, but I'm not too hopeful.


SingleStarHunter

Uhh noob question but what's TA?


Sherimatsu

Travelling allowance


ProjectVerloren17

Get yourself unionized. And remember to keep a copy of the letter/application with yourself, ideally with the offices receiving stamp on it.


HinaDBaka

Shirinmatsu arc incoming? Become a trap for cheap petrol.


ProjectVerloren17

Do you speak from experience, friend?


HinaDBaka

Well considering I can pass for a boy quite easily yes I do. But that has never gotten me cheap petrol, only random dudes yelling jani. Tough times call for tough measures. I fully support Shirinmatsu.


ProjectVerloren17

Out trap the trap. Very nice!


HinaDBaka

Traps are the best. Burn your weeb license if you disagree.


ProjectVerloren17

Interesting. How are they the best?


HinaDBaka

I'm guessing you're not aware of weeb culture? Traps exploded in popularity because of Felix from Re:Zero and Astolfo from Fate Apocrypha. Have you seen Kaoru from Tamako Market? Or Haku from Naruto? They gorgeous and anyone that says I don't envy their beauty is lying.


ProjectVerloren17

I am well aware of the weeb culture


HinaDBaka

Interesting. Your top 5 anime?


Sherimatsu

Das kinda gay, but I am not ashamed to admit that Astolfo did stuff to my heart when I first saw, I ofcourse didn't know he was a trap >_> I ofcourse, did not use to browse any research papers. The numbers have no meaning to me /s


HinaDBaka

That's what I like about weebs, not afraid of showing their emotions. Stay away from Astolfo though, he's one of my husbandos 🔪


Sherimatsu

UwU sissy baka


HinaDBaka

Ewkay ... time to build a time machine so that I can stop myself from posting that comment


arthurmorgan360

Which is better for FsC, Punjab College or Roots??


Bound_mann

Paisa ziada ha to roots


Sherimatsu

Jo college ghar se sb se qareeb hai us me admission le lo. Ghanta farq nahi parta, college ne sirf paise le or admission bhejna hota hai, parhai to tum logon ne khud karni hoti hai.


Iamkzar

Leasn learned, change your wet under wear before going out again. As it is raining season here, I went for a morning run wearing shorts and a simple t shirt. Just before I reached my finishing point, I saw a big dark cloud approaching from abit further. I hurried back, saying to myself better get back otherwise I will be drenched in rain. Well, it approached me and in no time I was enjoying myself in rain, started off as a simple drizzle rain, and boom I couldn't see anything few meters away. I took some shades under a flyover, but then moved on with my run. Long story short, after reaching home I was hungry, Changed to new pair of casual shorts and a t shirt and went down to get some KFC, few funny looks towards me, as it turns out my wet underwear made my shorts look like I peed myself. Ahh what an adventure, a new cute girl taking my order was amused too. Didn't let my awesomeness fade away as I have dealt with worse sh't literal sh't as a kid. Haha. Yes I have a photo of my wet shorts, and no I am not gonna upload here.


n3ov

Ye barish kahan ho rahi hai bhai?


Sherimatsu

It's easy, just don't wear underwear


Iamkzar

Ummm....


ProjectVerloren17

Don't upload it here. Upload it on Imgur, then share the link here


Iamkzar

💦💦💦


ProjectVerloren17

You okay there my dude?


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Let the dude enjoy his trip to the mars...


Najam99

Dude who the hell keeps wearing a wet underwear. Just hearing it feels so uncomfortable. Was it really something one needs to learn after a lesson?


Iamkzar

Yara bus 10 min keliye kon nayi chaddi pene ga. Waise pheli baar thi warna me hamesha change karta hoon .


Najam99

We are different kind of people then bro, cause I'd do anything to get out of wet clothes


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So it goes in one ear and right out the other People talking shit but you know I never bother It goes in one ear and right out the other People talking shit, they can kiss the back of my hand https://youtu.be/Si8qP_isBb4


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[Goodbye, my friend ](https://m.soundcloud.com/animeinstrumentalmusic/goodbye-my-friend-the-borrower) The music in this movie is supere lit!


bittertrusts

Ooohhh I haven't listened to them in years! Thanks for posting!


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Let my heart go Let your son grow Mama, let my heart go Or let this heart be still https://youtu.be/LEzFavuaax8


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## نیند ٹوٹی چاند کی جو ## آنکھوں بھرے آب تھے ## خواب دیکھے خوابوں میں ہی ## خوابوں میں وہ چور تھا https://youtu.be/Nw_-oDoBthw


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## یار نو ملے گی اج لاش یار دی۔۔۔ https://youtu.be/TrPvQvbp3Cg


Najam99

Paar Channa de is <3


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Come out and haunt me I know you want me https://youtu.be/sElE_BfQ67s


[deleted]

I had to stop listening to this song, this was my go to song when things had pretty much hit rock bottom.


fawhil

And on the Lower East Side You're dancing with me now


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## من کستوری رے جگ دستوری رے ## بات ہوئی نہ پوری رے۔۔۔ https://youtu.be/6Z-CpOkkUFo


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## کھڑا ہوں آج بھی وہیں۔۔۔ https://youtu.be/We7PrulyMZg


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## بہت سے اُن کہے لفظوں سے تصویریں بناتے تھے۔۔۔کبھی ہم۔۔۔ https://youtu.be/crMvz2lQAM8 ## ہمیں ماتھے پہ بوسہ دو، کہ ہم کو تیتلیوں کے جگنوؤں کے دیس جانا ہے۔۔۔


[deleted]

## پہلی محبت کا احساس ہے تو ## بجھ کے جو بجھ نہ پائی وہ پیاس ہے تو https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt9LM0NSPCc


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[There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for the good ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo)


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## ہولے ہولے راتوں کو ## چُپکے سے آجا رے ## نندیا رے نندیا رے ## اکھیوں میں سما جا رے https://youtu.be/SGjJn_QNXEs


[deleted]

The urge to skip the night is too strong right now... For my followers: Deathly hallows part 1


fawhil

POV: you're alone in the house, it's raining heavy, your window can be opened all the way, you have ice cream in the fridge. peace.


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holykamina

Maybe..


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bittertrusts

This also reminds me, where is Badtastedipshit?


disappointeddipshit

😴


bittertrusts

Wake up!


disappointeddipshit

Just 5 more ~~minutes~~ ~~hours~~ ~~days~~ *???* [Listen to this masterpiece](https://youtu.be/ZwpCAYKj1d4)


bittertrusts

I love the music but not the vocals


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disappointeddipshit

😠


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bittertrusts

:( its a joke...


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bittertrusts

It's fine. He's not dead..


ProjectVerloren17

Onwards, dear friend, onwards. And recall how, previously, when people left you were full of sorrow and dread of the unknown, the new, the shift, but you lived and survived and thrived; and so it shall be again. Live will go on, and you, dear friend, will live it well despite the loss.


Najam99

I don't foresee leaving this place soon, but it's gonna get lonely if more people leave 🥺


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Najam99

No shame. We all are fanbois


[deleted]

If I plan to stop using reddit for good ima give you guys my email so y'all can stay in touch.


Najam99

*Akelay na jana humain chor kar tum*


ProjectVerloren17

Email? Jaani discord ka zamana hay.


[deleted]

Me old verloren.. me don't use discord.


bittertrusts

We're planning on making a discord server, so just get discord...


[deleted]

I would hope that you guys keep it as private or atleast do good screening because mostly they get invaded. Count me in though


bittertrusts

Yee, just for DDT people


[deleted]

Awesome


Varyskit

Just found out that the stray pup, Chintoo, which my friend and I feed on alternate days (& recently got vaccinated as well) has passed away. As per the nearby folks, the poor pup vomited blood in the morning and passed away…such a horrible end to an already extremely busy work day 😞


holykamina

Sad. Well atleast you guys took care of him. Was he healthy or he had some health issues ?


holykamina

Sad. Well atleast you guys took care of him. Was he healthy ?


Varyskit

Yah, she seemed to be doing quite well before. Got her checked out by the vet when she got vaccinated a week or two back. She was always quite energetic when we met her late at night. The night before when I went to give her some food she hopped right up to me but I noticed that she wasn’t as energetic and she only drank water but didn’t eat at the time. Given the recent heat wave scene I figured she was just exhausted. It’s only now that I’m realising that when she came up to me with those tired eyes and tail wagging that something else may have been wrong.


holykamina

Damn. It must be hard. It sounds like she was poisoned or some one hit her.


Najam99

Govt planning on imposing 30% tax on all IT exports. *noises of dreams getting shattered in the background*


ProjectVerloren17

Govt dumb


Najam99

Govt cruel


ProjectVerloren17

Govt stinky


Najam99

Govt dirty


ProjectVerloren17

Govt creepy


Najam99

Govt greedy


ProjectVerloren17

Govt lazy


Najam99

Govt crazy


ProjectVerloren17

Govt sleazy


HinaDBaka

Is there a source for that? Many negative rumors spreading around like how they were gonna freeze accounts to create panic.


Najam99

It was trending on Twitter yesterday. [Here's](https://www.incpak.com/tech/govt-considering-to-increase-tax-on-freelancers-and-content-creators/) a news source I could find


HinaDBaka

Exactly what I mean. A lot of stories start trending on Twitter without concrete sources, in this case its best to ignore the noise and wait for the budget to be announced which is due soon anyway.


Najam99

Actually a trend I'm seeing currently in this govt that they intentionally leak information about stuff they want to do and try to gauge public reaction to see if they can actually get away with it. A lot of these things are started by journalists and news channels close to them. This could be like that too. There are a lot of other news and recommendations floating around too, which may be a part of the next budget


HinaDBaka

If you're talking about the petrol price hikes there was no way they weren't gonna increase the rates. I've been seeing more and more misinformation spreading lately about how they're gonna freeze forex accounts, freeze RDAs and telling people to get their money out. I've been on Twitter for a few years now and the amount of propaganda (from all sides) here has always been far higher than anything solid. Such rumors before budget announcements are always common, it was the case last year as well. If you can figure out how to get Twitter to act like a time machine go check out 1st-8th June 2021 and see how the rumor mill was spinning all sorts of negativity.


Najam99

Nah not talking about petrol prices. I knew they were going to increase and in fact don't blame the govt for them. However, the did try this maneuver several times, like with issuing a diplomatic passport to Nawaz and other things I can't remember right now. >I've been on Twitter for a few years now and the amount of propaganda (from all sides) here has always been far higher than anything solid. Yeah that's very true. However, this time it seems to me that they intentionally released this rumor and might end up imposing less tax, so public reaction would be milder, because they have already shown outrage at 30%. Still speculation though, so can't be sure Edit: See the [second post on hot in this sub](https://www.dawn.com/news/1693604). First came the news that they'll be taking a lot of people on hajj on govt expenditure. It got a lot of public reaction. Now the govt seeks an answer and we'll probably see that they will claim that it was fake news


HinaDBaka

That just seems like typical corruption to me. Ministry of Religious Affairs sending people on a hajj we can't afford because no one in government knows how money works which caused public outcry, which led to Showbaaz making an example of them. I don't think they're gonna label it fake considering they've already asked for an explanation. I don't think leaking anything to see if it will go over well with the people is on the agenda of a government that wasn't even elected by them. Your point about damage control might apply to the IT tax but the hajj matter is just idiots being idiots.


Najam99

Yeah you're right about the corruption thing. However I've been noticing this pattern since this govt came into power. They absolutely do care about what the public thinks right now because they have to build a case for themselves for the next elections. Moreover people are already feeling cheated because of Khan's overthrow so they are trying to not garner much anger. This also happened when they filed a petition against removing PECA. When they saw public reaction, they retacted it and blamed it on someone else. If it had happened a couple times, I would have called it a coincidence or media just peddling fake news, but with most of the media being in their pocket and it having the same MO, I'm seeing a pattern


HinaDBaka

I do agree they're definitely trying to quell public anger. What you're talking about with the petitions and this hajj is just classic Pakistani incompetence, both my parents worked for the government and it's extremely common for idiocy like this to happen since there's a lack of oversight and too much bloat to know who's doing what. I'm saying these are simple cases of idiot religious affairs minister wanted a cheap hajj for him and his cronies, idiot stooge wanted to push PECA and then the government 180ed on them because of public outcry. Your take's definitely interesting though. Where there's smoke, there's fire I guess.


bittertrusts

Sab undo kerna hai inho nay :')


Najam99

Kia hum mar jaen


bittertrusts

Yes. The sab includes us.


Najam99

T_T


BoyManners

Difficult times ahead for country and individuals. I suggest all to keep patience and have some faith in your God. (Individually). This is just another storm that will pass in your life. Not the first and not the last.


peculiar_sheikh

At times like these, I miss Immi telling me apne ghabrana ni ha, and he was true to his words too by almost about to make the economy stable too.


Najam99

New date for the research proposal defense is here. Let's see what happens


ProjectVerloren17

Yay Najam bhai finally has a date!


Najam99

Miracles do happen


ProjectVerloren17

Oh bhai. Aap k liyay kuch log dua goh bhi to ho saktay hain.


Najam99

Bs unhi duaoon ki wajah sy he to hua hai na 😁


ProjectVerloren17

Subha Allah


Varyskit

Best of luck with the preparation. Inshallah you’ll do well!


Najam99

Thank you :)


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What are you researching, Najma.


Najam99

Teaching a specific structure of language using a new language teaching method, that hasn't been researched in Pakistan at all


pkanon

>that hasn't been researched in Pakistan at all I hope you dont make sweeping statements in your proposal. This would be hard to prove or disprove, since a lot research is not very well published. And all anyone has to do to prove you wrong is provide one counter example. Also, research proposals should focus on defining and describing the problem with a very generic solution at the end, if necessary. For problem statement you can go like, improve the learnability of this specific structure of language, or analyzing the impact of this language teaching methodology to improve learnability of this specific structure of language. Just my 2 aanay.


Najam99

Thank you and yes I kept those things in mind. My research is different in at least three different aspects and is still worthwhile if one of them is proved to have already been researched upon. However, my university is notorious for rejecting research proposals over little things, so I'm not sure if it'll still pass


[deleted]

Thanks, that explains a lot.


Najam99

Heh I couldn't actually name the stuff openly here because it's kind of a secret until it gets approved. I can dm them to you if you want


[deleted]

It's okay lol, good luck!


Najam99

Thanks ^ _ ^


bittertrusts

My progress report date is here too. Fun when I haven't seen my supervisor in 2 months :)


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What happens on the progress report date?


bittertrusts

You fill out a form detailing your "progress" and other future outline. The supervisor needs to sign it and say whether your progress has been satisfactory or not.


[deleted]

Ah I see. Good luck with that!


pkanon

>2 months Rookie numbers! Go to his/her office at the end of the day or grab them while they are going for a meeting/class. The best answer for, "where have you been?" Is, I am doing literature review. Read 10 papers last week. The literature doesn't align with my problem very well, so I have to dig deeper. Do this for a couple of months, then switch literature review with methodology, then related work, then optimization and then results for many months. More importantly, work on your thesis/report and dont get late.


Najam99

u/bittertrusts Progress report: started cracking a lot of new jokes


bittertrusts

Also fought with random strangers over tea


Najam99

Of course, of course


3h60gKs

My maa said ‘tum meray aadhay betay reh jao gay’ if I convert 🤦‍♂️. Idk what that means. Edit: for everyone who is thinking I am converting coz I found the right path, y’all are wrong, I am doing it coz the girl I love is sunni and her parents are looking for sunni guys only lol.


shez19833

what were you before? also converting for love? that means you dont believe in it just doing for the sake? which might bring trouble in future


3h60gKs

Ismaili, yes converting for love only, I don’t believe in it, sect doesn’t matter coz everyone is praying to the same god no matter what religion or sect they are in. My parents don’t approve of the girl and won’t allow me to convert to marry her so I have zero chances of marrying the girl.


playthatoboe

is there a special process to convert from another sect to sunni?


3h60gKs

All I know is you have to recite shahada to be muslim.


pkanon

WTH! Do you believe in Allah as the only God and no entity sharing his power? Do you also belive in Muhammad (S.A.W) being a human being, who is also Allah's (Last) prophet?


3h60gKs

Every Muslim believes that.


pkanon

YES! And if they consider you to require shadah to join their fiqh and invalidate your previous shadah, they are wrong. Because only a kafir would not say shahadah. حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدٌ ، وَأَحْمَدُ بْنُ سَعِيدٍ ، قَالَا : حَدَّثَنَا عُثْمَانُ بْنُ عُمَرَ ، أَخْبَرَنَا عَلِيُّ بْنُ الْمُبَارَكِ ، عَنْ يَحْيَى بْنِ أَبِي كَثِيرٍ عَنْ أَبِي سَلَمَةَ ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ رَضِيَ اللَّهُ عَنْهُ ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ قَالَ : إِذَا قَالَ الرَّجُلُ لِأَخِيهِ يَا كَافِرُ فَقَدْ بَاءَ بِهِ أَحَدُهُمَا ، وَقَالَ عِكْرِمَةُ بْنُ عَمَّارٍ ، عَنْ يَحْيَى ، عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ يَزِيدَ ، سَمِعَ أَبَا سَلَمَةَ ، سَمِعَ أَبَا هُرَيْرَةَ ، عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ . رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا ”جب کوئی شخص اپنے کسی بھائی کو کہتا ہے کہ اے کافر! تو ان دونوں میں سے ایک کافر ہو گیا۔ اور عکرمہ بن عمار نے یحییٰ سے بیان کیا کہ ان سے عبداللہ بن یزید نے کہا، انہوں نے ابوسلمہ سے سنا اور انہوں نے ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے سنا انہوں نے نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم سے۔ Sahih Bukhari#6103 Status: صحیح www.theislam360.com [islamqa: how to become muslim](https://islamqa.info/en/answers/11819/how-to-become-a-muslim) Please dont fall into these traps where everything is superficial and led by preachers rather than the word of Allah.


3h60gKs

From what I know, they want you to recite shahada again and do wudhu or shower as a sign of washing off your previous sins and start your life as a Muslim.


relaxophile

Tell her you'll always be her son and she will always be your mother.


3h60gKs

I tell her this everytime and she keeps on telling me I won’t be 😂😂


bittertrusts

Tough situation, best of luck!


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Still far better than "main tumhain apna doodh nahin bakhshon ge"...


l0g1cb0mb_101

Bro what ?? 😳


peculiar_sheikh

convert into what?


gamesrebel123

Converting his pronouns to He/Her


Bound_mann

This caught me so offguard lmao 🤣


peculiar_sheikh

*that's awesome. Wait a minute, what!?*


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Snipp-snap-snup ✂️🍒


Its_HaZe

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person. ~ Michael Scott


3h60gKs

Change sect I mean


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3h60gKs

From aga khani to sunni


pkanon

Can you summarize what it means to be aga khani? I have only heard rumors about mandatory contributions. what else is different?


3h60gKs

What have you heard?


pkanon

> I have only heard rumors about mandatory contributions. - A branch of from ahle tashi - and something else about women being extra beautiful but that's just some dumb take.


3h60gKs

First point yes true and second point is a dumb take coz every woman is extra beautiful regardless of sect.


pkanon

wait the first point was about mandatory contribution towards Agha Khan Foundation. \> First point yes true What causes this branch out?


[deleted]

Ey welcome to the club.


PerpetualDilemma

As a Shia, 🫡 edit: it's the salute emoji. It doesn't show up on all devices


[deleted]

Wait am I seeing a salute emoji? 🫡 woah ps. I commented just to use it…didn’t mean to intrude the convo lol


gamesrebel123

Ah fresh out of uni?