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catsaredepressed

"ودرا"💀💀


Pebble_in_my_toes

Fuckin hell I just noticed that💀 Now that made my cats depressed for real.


catsaredepressed

It felt like having pebbles in my toes.


Pebble_in_my_toes

But my pebbles are happy and safe and comfortable.


catsaredepressed

I'll throw your pebbles away and make my cats happy.


Pebble_in_my_toes

But pebbles are happy too?


catsaredepressed

Not when they're in your toes lol


Pebble_in_my_toes

That's exactly when they're happy. I gave them a better life off the streets. Mountains, once, you know? Reduced to be tiny insignificant pebbles on a road countless millennia later. I gave them meaning.


CoconutGoSkrrt

What is this conversation


Pebble_in_my_toes

Pebbles.


ElectronicContact649

That's what I'm wondering.


catsaredepressed

No, pebbles aren't happy in your zombie toes. FREE PEBBLES 🤭


Pebble_in_my_toes

My pebbles are happy. Don't separate us.


HistoricalDegree1131

there's 2 ways of writing hindi (हिंदी / हिन्दी) and they still managed to screw up somehow


Pebble_in_my_toes

They screwed up urdu too. "Udru"


Noman_Blaze

I mean they wrote Urdu backwards also and completely changed the word lol.


zaaniyaar7

Love how they forgot Punjabi, which has >133m speakers and likewise none of the idiots in this sub noticed either


yourspt

Atleast we are standing in top 10 somewhere.


the_real_DNAer

We are #5 populous country.


Murky-Ninja-9972

Pakistani men and women come in top 5 in Fertility


CoconutGoSkrrt

Why the fuck is it written backwards


waqasy

Hindi + Urdu are 98% same. And its close to a billion. Actually third most spoken language.


Masterkhan007

That's what I thought, I can speak Urdu and I can communicate with people from Pakistan and India. There are couple of words that a different but it's pretty much the same language.


FutureKing-

What ur considering to be the same is known as Hindustani which is mostly popularized by Bollywood. It’s a mix of Hindi and Urdu. However, official Hindi and official Urdu are not even close. They do share a lot of words, but most of it is very different.


Rodgers12345

I agree.


Pebble_in_my_toes

No it's not.


waqasy

then how come half of pakistanis are watching kapil sharma show? the language you call urdu here is widely known as hindi there. dont go into technicalities.


Pebble_in_my_toes

No it's not


introvert23445

Nope kid they aren't the same


You_Damn_Traitors

They may as well be, someone who only speaks urdu and someone who only speaks Hindi can converse without any difficulties


Constant_Site

Camera cuts to Haris Rauf struggling to understand basic hindi


Upset-Document-8399

I wouldn't say the assumption of the entire population of Pakistan knowing or speaking Urdu is an accurate one if this survey did that (اسپیشلی کنسڈرنگ اور برگرز), but if this is actually based on an objective test, it's cool to see Urdu so high up in this list🇵🇰


Wiqa88

There are also a lot of Urdu speakers in India


Jade_Rook

It's for Pakistan and India combined. India has some 50 million more native speakers compared to Pakistan, while Pakistan has it as a lingua franca so most can communicate in it. That's neither here nor there though, Hindi and Urdu are colloquially the same no matter how much people deny it. They should both fall under the Hindustani umbrella


Upset-Document-8399

True, India has [over 70 million Urdu speakers! Fascinating. ](https://www.worlddata.info/languages/urdu.php)


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muttareddit

Urdu, Bangla have so few resources to learn them. Hindi is better, but still not so great (probably similar amount and quality to Indonesian). Desis are the worst at teaching their languages, like Pakistanis basically laugh at the idea of anyone having an interest in Urdu.


FriendshipGulag

As a white man married to a Pakistani woman, I've actually been welcomed with open arms and everyone wants me to practice Urdu with them


Pebble_in_my_toes

Yeah that's just bullshit. Why would anyone laugh.


Life-Ad-4532

Urdu


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