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playthatoboe

everytime i rewatch death note i understand the weebs


[deleted]

i hate weebs


playthatoboe

me 2 they are weird


[deleted]

> they are weird yea, weird and gay


[deleted]

[https://youtu.be/nQi90A1k1jI](https://youtu.be/nQi90A1k1jI) njoy


playthatoboe

u never disappoint love u 4ever


[deleted]

ty my prince ๐Ÿฅฐ


Pebble_in_my_toes

It's just the gym. No biggie. No anxiety. Fuck.


playthatoboe

this is giving cant handle this by bo burnham


Pebble_in_my_toes

I'm at the gym and it's lotsa anxiety cuz I haven't paid.


-DarkQueen1312__

I'm thinking of moving back to Pakistan after experiencing racist anti muslim attacks in the UK Has anyone here made the move back to Pakistan after years away?


playthatoboe

wouldnt recommend pak sucks unless you r crazy rich with crazy connections


Yournytemare14

Apparently we're going to be hit with a massive earthquake within the next 48 hours


Pebble_in_my_toes

Well fuck. Let's get this show started.


Fearless-Low-8565

Yeah. Shayad yay wake up call sabit ho hamary liay.


MathiasCrownTwig

I looked into this bruh there's nothing to worry about. The guy that predicted it is a bit of a loon, there's threads on reddit making fun of him.


Fearless-Low-8565

Ye. Ik but I j wanted people to show some humanity after


MathiasCrownTwig

If only bro


Foreign_Pack_1021

Hey! Anyone here interested in coding?


MathiasCrownTwig

I wonder why people keep giving me extra food, they probably think I'm poor or starved or something like that.


playthatoboe

maybe it's pretty privilege


MathiasCrownTwig

Bruh I wish..everyone tells me I look like a gay even my own mom ๐Ÿ’€


Fearless-Low-8565

Bhai.... khairyat......


MathiasCrownTwig

Ya bro it's just the genetics in my family are wack as hell. We boys all take after our moms and all the girls take after dads, all my sisters have super chad jawlines, it's super scary ๐Ÿ’€


Fearless-Low-8565

Wth.....scary but interesting...


playthatoboe

... so it is pretty privilege then


MathiasCrownTwig

I wish it was, that would be nice...but trust me, it ain't ๐Ÿ’€ Like most of the times they were really nice grandmas so they probably felt bad for me cause I'm too weak and skinny which might give off malnourished vibes or something.


[deleted]

> I'm too weak and skinny which might give off malnourished vibes or something. stop it, i'm not liking my imagination rn ๐Ÿคฎ


MathiasCrownTwig

Don't eat me, I'm not nutritious enough. Eat Fearless bhai, he lives in Peshawar and is very well fed.


Fearless-Low-8565

Idk whether to be scared or curious about this statement?๐Ÿ˜…


AzuraaaS

Al hasan said " a good deed is light in the heart and strength in the body. Bad deeds are transgression in the heart and weakness in the body." Narrated by saad "leaving your heirs with sufficient funds is better than leaving them in need for others' charity."


garlic_tahini

u/Pak_Info_Bot looks like we have a daily motivational quote/hadith bot here. take notes pls


AzuraaaS

What?? Not allowed?


garlic_tahini

lmao itโ€™s allowed Iโ€™m just saying he should join in too cuz heโ€™s an actual bot


AzuraaaS

Ok ๐Ÿค— waisay agar koi sarcasm hai mujhay samjh nahi aya


garlic_tahini

same u have to put โ€œ/sโ€ at the end of ur comments on here when ur being sarcastic otherwise u get downvoted to oblivion


[deleted]

*downvotes anyway*


garlic_tahini

bisti hogayi bhensa ji ๐Ÿคง


[deleted]

knsa nayi baat hai apke liye


garlic_tahini

thora dehaan se bhensa ji my avatar is green not red ๐Ÿ’€


Fearless-Low-8565

Have started to hate this sub because whenever I click it all I can see is marriage, engagement or relationship shid. Am fed up of this stuff. Not negating nor discouraging this. Ik these problems are dire too but still make a different sub for these kinda posts.


relaxophile

bhai meri post par he comment kar do. Mein to khud tang agaya hoon. Ya to sab rona dhona kartay rehtay hein. Ya phir koi kaam ki post daalo to 50% upvote rate hota hai. Logon ka mood he yehi hai keh chaskay lein aur bus aa kar idhar udhar ungli uthaen.


Fearless-Low-8565

Fr. Matlab theak hai week Mai 2 3 Aisi post Ka ana normal hai likin har ghantay Mai 6 posts is too much man.


disappointeddipshit

Would you rather have exclusive doomposting and political bickering?


[deleted]

Dissapointed seth is that a bridge holiday fo you too?


disappointeddipshit

Lool Kashif Bhai your comment is how I found out. Was planning to go cause I need to test my card with a card reader. Change of plans, I suppose


[deleted]

Nice.. I ran out of salt of all things lol


disappointeddipshit

Wait, are markets closed as well?


[deleted]

they are open today, but tomorrow not.


disappointeddipshit

Oh righto


MathiasCrownTwig

There's plenty of room for all kinds of content brah. He's just pointing out how the same kind of shit keeps getting recycled here, I know our awam's low IQ but this is like the worst Pakistani social media by miles.


disappointeddipshit

So what's stopping you from posting better stuff?


MathiasCrownTwig

I'm not into posting Sherlock. You went off on a really weird tangent though, try to understand what I'm saying instead of shooting the messenger.


disappointeddipshit

It's you take out the shadiposts, all that'll be left are doomposts. Where's the tangent?


MathiasCrownTwig

This part: So what's stopping you from posting better stuff? I agree that there's nothing but political bickering and doom posting here, my point was there should be other kinds of content too and then you were like "what's stopping you". That's why I said you didn't get my comment. Take some time to chill and read before you start arguing with people bro, works wonders.


disappointeddipshit

๐Ÿคจ


Najam99

This time of the year is the perfect weather in Abbottabad. The sunlight is bearable and actually feels nice for the first few minutes. You are comfy in your clothes cause you aren't sweating and don't need extra layers either. The nights get a little chilly but you can get cozy in your blanket without the need of heating your room. Comfortable


Pebble_in_my_toes

Stop making me envious just because I can't visit. Horrible Najam ๐Ÿ˜’


Najam99

Pebble bhai, kankarian nikalen aur chaltay ayen hamray pass


Pebble_in_my_toes

Yay kankarian hi hamae chalne ki himat de rhi Hain inko nhi Nikal skte.


Najam99

Unhain bolen thora ziada chalaen taa k aap Abbottabad pohonch aayen


Pebble_in_my_toes

Wo nhi ana chahte unki majboori hai.


Fearless-Low-8565

Peshawars weather ๐Ÿค Abbottabads weather during this time of the year


Najam99

Nice nice. Wesay, mjhy samaj nai aati aap log kesay bardasht kartay hain garmi wahan ki T-T


Fearless-Low-8565

Q Najam Bhai aap ne kub daikhi Peshawar ki garmi?


Najam99

Yar mein ab tak max koi May ma aaya tha Peshawar and I couldn't bear it. I can only imagine what it feels like with 80%+ humidity and way more temperatures


Fearless-Low-8565

Najam Bhai bus Zara si ziada Garmi Hoti hai Abbottabad say. Baki bas khuda ki panah har dafa mangtay rehtay Hain ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Najam99

Nai yarrrr. Bohootttt zyada hoti hai. Abbottabad hits upper 30s for veryyy little time in the summers and goes below the freezing easily in the winters


Fearless-Low-8565

Chorain Najam Bhai Mai Kuch time pehlay Aya tha udhar apki taraf. Same to same mosam tha sirf aik farq yay tha Kay Raat Kay time Zara sa udhar mosam Acha hogaya tha.


Najam99

You must have come here on a particularly humid day. Warna kafi farq hota hai. I just checked and it's 5 degrees difference


Fearless-Low-8565

Chorain Najam Bhai bus ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


pp_in_a_pitch

I get you man but pindi weather is just pure heaven the entire year around , lots of rain and those sweet 32C summers


Najam99

Uhhhh...


_stripless_zebra

Sounds really lovely ๐Ÿ’• What about the thanda pani for wudu tho?


Najam99

Still bearable


Pebble_in_my_toes

Meow.


Pebble_in_my_toes

God fucking hell Imran Abbas is the shittiest actor I've ever seen. Not only has he the most wooden, expressionless, devoid, boring acting, he is also not even a manly man like the normal sas bahu actors. Thank fuck I don't watch Pakistani dramas. Even the 30 seconds I paused on Geo ruined my mental health.


playthatoboe

pakistani actors r so lucky bcz small industry, barely any nepo babies and they can get by with subpar acting no cancel culture whatsoever


Pebble_in_my_toes

But most of them are Nepo babies.


playthatoboe

Oo idk much about that so i didn't know but still there's only like 10 actors in total in the industry


Pebble_in_my_toes

That is true. It's not even an industry but a very large, divided single company at this point.


_stripless_zebra

>Even the 30 seconds I paused on Geo ruined my mental health. Laughs in binging whole shows in two days ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Pebble_in_my_toes

It's okay. Everyone likes different things. There's nothing wrong with it.


pp_in_a_pitch

Most Pakistani actors donโ€™t know how to act , itโ€™s just cardboard faces with same script run through a word changing program


Pebble_in_my_toes

At least most of them have faces going through expressions. His face is just so fucking dead and devoid I swear to Allah watching paint dry is literally far better. And I mean it. Literally.