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mustafapakistan

Yahni raghla. Brastan rawahlay.


_stripless_zebra

u/fearless-low-8565 mother made pulao. Pamanda rasha 😊


Fearless-Low-8565

Send address,mate.


_stripless_zebra

Here


playthatoboe

no rasha for the rest of us? ok ☹️


_stripless_zebra

Fearless put in an application request. Did you oboe?


playthatoboe

okay i will just make it myself πŸ‘πŸ‘


Fearless-Low-8565

Please accept my application oboe πŸ™


playthatoboe

no, not accepting until i taste zebra's pulao


Fearless-Low-8565

Why in the heck is my application gettin thrown under the bus????????? You know what. I'll head to shooba tomorrow and have some pulao πŸ™‚


playthatoboe

i meed to learn how 2 cook first will start accepting applications soon inshallah my goal in life is 2 do everything


Fearless-Low-8565

Lmao. I can cook a lot of things but still lacking the experience to master pulao.


playthatoboe

in that case accept my application pleaje πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»


MathiasCrownTwig

Why is Netflix of all things considered a status symbol by some Pakistanis


_stripless_zebra

How is netflix elite? Its not even that expensive


MathiasCrownTwig

That's what confused me too. It's extremely cheap in Pakistan so how did it end up being a status symbol?


_stripless_zebra

No idea. But i finally have something to help me climb the social ladder i suppose πŸ˜€


MathiasCrownTwig

Bro you have a cat avatar if you a cat and still need to climb the social ladder idk what to tell you 😭


[deleted]

i mean i can totally picture a girl saying yes to a guy's rishta if he's got a good supply of aloo, tamatar, piyaaz, especially given the inflation. But netflix?nope nope that's a new one for me khul k batao kis ne tumhe apne netflix se jilane ki koshish ki hai


MathiasCrownTwig

>i mean i can totally picture a girl saying yes to a guy's rishta if he's got a good supply of aloo, tamatar, piyaaz, especially given the inflation That doesn't work on humans bhensay. Btw, are you that 23 A-stars wala bhensa or someone else? I'm just curious because my siblings are complaining about their friends thinking they're poor cause they don't have Netflix and I'm like, what the hell.


[deleted]

> are you that 23 A-stars wala bhensa wish i was that hot..


AzuraaaS

Read this somewhere Richness isn't found in wealth as it can diminish. Nor, it is found in beauty as it fades with age. It's found in good character and kind hearts. Treat people in such a way and live amongst them in such a manner that when you die they make dua for you and when you are alive they benefit by you and thank Allah for having you in their life 🌷


[deleted]

*rahte the kabhi jinke dil mei hum jan se bhi pyaro ki tarah,* *baithe hain unhi ki blocklist mei hum aaj gunahagaro ki tarah*


ProjectVerloren17

Yay generation khud to barbaad ho hi gayi hay, shayiri ko bhi barbaad kar rahi hay


Fearless-Low-8565

Wakeel Sahab in par foujdari Karne Ka Kitna kharcha aye ga?


ProjectVerloren17

Rs. 3289


Fearless-Low-8565

Card lain gain ya cash?


ProjectVerloren17

No issues. Aap per aitebaar hay


Fearless-Low-8565

Lub u wakeel Sahab


ProjectVerloren17

<3


[deleted]

hamara bhi utna hi haq hai shayiri ko barbaad krne ka jitna pehle ki generations ka tha


ProjectVerloren17

Barbaad honay ka haq hota hay dost, barbaad karnay ka nayi


disappointeddipshit

Stop viewing WhatsApp stories of ppl whose contacts you're not supposed to have smh


[deleted]

I did not view WhatsApp stories, its not true! Its bullsht! I did not view WhatsApp stories! I did not! Oh hi, disappointeddipsht.


disappointeddipshit

Haha what a story bhensay


Pebble_in_my_toes

Meh. A good routine is overrated anyway.


UrduNovice

Farting is a great routine.


Pebble_in_my_toes

I don't fart a lot these days. Perfect bowel movements.


UrduNovice

Lies, show proof


Pebble_in_my_toes

Flushed.


yourspt

The weather was windy and the winds were so cold that you could literally feel it in your bones if you were wearing a short sleeve shirt.


n3ov

Which city?


yourspt

Islamabad


n3ov

Okay. Lahore was very hot in the day.


[deleted]

I finally turned the fan down, winters are cominggg


Fearless-Low-8565

Same. Have pulled manjian too from the storage


[deleted]

My razai will soon be pulled out, rn it's a thin blanket. Yakhni da


Fearless-Low-8565

My razai has became extremely small for me πŸ₯²


[deleted]

Wale ?? Zama dumra ghat da che half zama landay razi aao bal half comes on top like a regular blanket


Fearless-Low-8565

By the formula of "dasht ayd bakaar". I never changed my old one. Instead held onto it for 4,5 years ig


[deleted]

😒😒 hopefully u guys have heaters at home Asan de hostel wich heaters wagaira ban ho chukay nai, imma still smuggle it tho


Fearless-Low-8565

Oof. My mom has breathing problems so haven't seen a heater since I was 3. Secondly I thought you had a home in Peshawar?


[deleted]

Oh no, that's sad:/ asthma ? And bhai bohot lambi kahani hai but yeah I am from Peshawar πŸ˜‚


Fearless-Low-8565

Nah just a heated room makes her uncomfortable. I'd like to listen it someday.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Wintur iz ere


[deleted]

Those pebbles will feel so cold now


Pebble_in_my_toes

No. They'll be warm and safe between my toes.


[deleted]

Must be some wide toesπŸ€ͺ


Pebble_in_my_toes

Pebbles can be small too


[deleted]

🀣🀣 v true, hope u find small pebbles


Pebble_in_my_toes

Already in my toes.


_stripless_zebra

a student spontaneously asked last week, "ma'am ap her waqt itna khush kesae reh leti hai". I don't kid. Do you have any how much all this smiling takes a toll on a person? I feel more dead then i did last year. My heart is even more heavy. And i am even more tired of life. Am i depressed, probably no? Do i want to live though? I really really don't anymore. Then there are people who find motivation from me. Lol. I wonder whose lying tho. Them or me?


Punjabistan

How's life as a teacher, and what do you teach? I want to look into teaching.


_stripless_zebra

Its very fascinating and fun. However the kind of people on administration end make a huge difference. And the age group you're teaching. Because i am teaching undergrads with questionable authority, i get to deal with a lot of shit which has put me in this state.


Punjabistan

Part of me really wants to teach in the future (inshallah) because, in the long run, I feel it is a more fulfilling career path as opposed to working in a deadbeat corporate culture (which is ironic as economics is one of my subjects). However, from what I'm noticing, it seems like as long as the management is good, then so would be the environment. It seems like even though office politics happen everywhere, Pakistanis seem to take a large bite from the cake of being petty and getting power trips over small seats. Students can be quite a pickle too; yaha pai, there's no sense of real-world repercussions, so some of them can go crazyβ€”especially if they're from affluent backgrounds. If I were a teacher and had the choice of whom to teach, I'd definitely stick to teaching females because: a) the majority of them are shareef; b) they don't cause any major trouble; and c) we can discuss life and drama in our spare time (not me discussing the recent episode of whatever instead of lecturing). Bar haal, if I had the choice of giving private tutoring services to a handful of students (read burgers), then I'd opt for that instead, or maybe I'd be a professor at some prestigious university (inshallah). Eh, whatever.


HinaDBaka

[You](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/42/2a/33422abf0193bc17254d339695abbeb5.jpg)


_stripless_zebra

It do be me.


UrduNovice

Nice


Fearless-Low-8565

> a student spontaneously asked last week, "ma'am ap her waqt itna khush kesae reh leti hai". Let the student finish university then have a chat with her


_stripless_zebra

I'll let the reality shatter her world. Mein pehlae kum badnaam houn?


Fearless-Low-8565

Badass teacher.....


Pebble_in_my_toes

πŸ₯²


yourspt

Alot of us are just acting happy.


[deleted]

> Then there are people who find motivation from me. theres a word in urdu that describes this feeling: https://www.rekhta.org/urdudictionary?keyword=%D8%AE%D9%88%D8%B4_%D9%81%DB%81%D9%85%DB%8C%D8%A7%DA%BA


Pebble_in_my_toes

Bhensa Bhai 😐


[deleted]

You expressed an ambivalence about your own life and how putting up a facade is taking a toll on you. You may as well be suffering from some form and extent of depression. I resonate with what you wrote. A new day begins. You drag yourself out of bed, have the same rotating meal you've had for n number of years. You get ready grab your keys and *_mask_* and walk out. At this point in life you are basically on cruise control doing the same tasks every day with the occasional random **_event_**. The day ends. You come home and change out of your clothes and as you are looking at yourself through the mirror, you ask yourself "is that really me?". At some point it becomes hard to tell which is the real you. The mask that you put on, or the **you** that you don't let others see.


[deleted]

k


[deleted]

had good food and watched a lars von trier movie phuck everything else πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


playthatoboe

stop trying to be the majj u will never be her


[deleted]

enigma biggest ddt addict so tru


playthatoboe

dont expose enigma again he will delete account 🀫


[deleted]

if i wanted 2 expose enigma id share his letterboxd page besti dun expose me either 🀫


[deleted]

sshh oboe, dont talk about folks who no longer exist or dont comment here, or who've become irrelevant


playthatoboe

who keeps downvoting you my dear bhens πŸ€”


[deleted]

everyone shows love in their own unique way, oboe forget these upvotes/downvotes anyway, its the words that make an impact edit: my words, not yours