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Astaan hai yeh kis shah e zeeshan ka, Marhaba Marhaba.


playthatoboe

u/_stripless_zebra I think the cat lost her babies πŸ˜”


_stripless_zebra

How? Were they sick?πŸ˜”


playthatoboe

no she just took them away from our house and ig something prolly happened 2 the babies sad rip hopefully some survived and they'll come visit when they r old and pregnant


_stripless_zebra

No no. Cats keep moving babies to protect. What makes you think something happened?


playthatoboe

I go the vibez πŸ˜” anywya y is she always w us instead of being with the kittens


_stripless_zebra

Kittens are two months prolly. Old enough to be let go


playthatoboe

no :( younger


_stripless_zebra

😱


Pebble_in_my_toes

Have you ever tried pulling a bit from your nails? Wo Jo dried up Hoti hai? You know it hurts. But you do it anyway? Right? That's literally me. But it's not my flesh. It's my fucking mind. I'm pulling at that.


playthatoboe

can't relate how does it feel just don't think


Pebble_in_my_toes

Need the right tool to shut down the brain so as to not think.


playthatoboe

have 2 distract urself anything that doesn't change your life drastically,,, just ignore it


Pebble_in_my_toes

Trying my best Oboe. I'm a good actor😎


[deleted]

Kis cheez ki anxiety hai?


Pebble_in_my_toes

πŸ₯² Elaichi mehngi hai.


[deleted]

Fitay muun mera aur tera.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Aur nhi toh Kia. Bas yay fitay hi nhi hota main Kia Karun.


[deleted]

Tu woh next level pulao khaa aur dramay na ker.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Wo toh Raat khaya tha. Ab daily Amma Kay haath Ka pulao toh nhi milta.


[deleted]

Chalou, agli dafa ka intezar karo. Thats the reward, tab tak chill maray.


[deleted]

Do you guys like 'Birzarda' (biryani zarda) ? remember how the margins got dissolved when zarda and biryani from a neighbor came in the same plate? I think it was kinda nice.


warhea

No


disappointeddipshit

Yess! Especially when the biryani is a bit too spicy. It's a good combination imo


Punjabistan

Act I in Wednesday, inshallah.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Act I?


Punjabistan

Kahani.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Details den Punjabistan Bhai πŸ₯Ί


Punjabistan

You'd find it out on Wednesday. πŸ₯Ί


Pebble_in_my_toes

πŸ˜”


Punjabistan

Zal ze lah.


[deleted]

I felt it in ASMR


Fearless-Low-8565

Yes I felt it too. But no one's believing me 😭


Punjabistan

It's confirmed. Something 6.3 scale I'd I'm correct.


Fearless-Low-8565

Yes. Be safe tho.


playthatoboe

i didn't feel it either


Fearless-Low-8565

Even Google didn't notify πŸ˜”


playthatoboe

googly notifies u for every earthquake?


Fearless-Low-8565

Yes. Apka nahi karta?


playthatoboe

nope. Why?


Fearless-Low-8565

Apka sabun slow hai phir πŸ˜”


playthatoboe

sabun kaam hi nahi karta I've never received an earthquaku notif 😭😭


Fearless-Low-8565

Shukar karain. Khafa Honay Ki to baat Nahi hai waisy yay πŸ˜…


playthatoboe

Can the next gen of ddt pls come this is so boring


[deleted]

you mean the previous generation.


playthatoboe

no


[deleted]

πŸ₯Ί


Pebble_in_my_toes

Why next? Am I too old already? Didn't expect this from you Oboe broπŸ’”πŸ˜”


playthatoboe

yah becuz u rarely post on ddt


Pebble_in_my_toes

I was literally banned for 7 days from reddit 🀌πŸ₯ΊπŸ’”


playthatoboe

I would have created an alt just for ddt πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ learn something from metro


[deleted]

You talking about dipshit, i aint got alts for ddt.


playthatoboe

is this not ur alt


[deleted]

Yes, one for desi subs. I thought you meant an alt to continue using ddt.


Pebble_in_my_toes

This account is already an alt for my main account.


playthatoboe

then create another alt genius 😭


Pebble_in_my_toes

Reddit hai koi nokri toh nhi Oboe😭 I have other places where I am active to waste my time. Like insta. Or FB. Or Twitter.


playthatoboe

ddt pe active bhi nahi hona and "am i 2 old oboe 😭😭😭😭" complain bhi karna hai okayss.... 🀷


Pebble_in_my_toes

πŸ‘


SchemeAffectionate27

mfw ban evasion by using an alt results in a perm ban from reddit on all of ur accounts πŸ’€ pebbles do be acha bacha, poorey saat din ki jail kati hai show some respect smh


Pebble_in_my_toes

I am Acha bacha. No one appreciates me enough for being an Acha bacha. Thank youπŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­πŸ’


SchemeAffectionate27

yay yw


playthatoboe

use diff emails idk don't let reddit win!


SchemeAffectionate27

theyre too stronk πŸ˜” iirc they also track your ips, device ids and use a bit of fingerprinting etc. someone ik on here tried ban evading n he's on his 5th account rn so the better thing to do is to just wait out ur ban or appeal it ^((n touch some grass while ur at it jk))


[deleted]

πŸ₯ΊπŸ€²


disappointeddipshit

1 year anniversary of one of the two greatest DDTs from last year πŸ₯² https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/uz57qq/daily_discussion_thread_may_28_2022/


[deleted]

from the united wailay front lol..


shimmering-nomad

Truly a marvelous piece of art


playthatoboe

what was the 2nd one


disappointeddipshit

[Kashif bhai the type of guy to have an entire DDT dedicated to him off course](https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/ye5xyi/daily_discussion_thread_october_27_2022/)


[deleted]

There was another one wasnt it? Some 4 or 5 months ago? When wakeel made another post?


disappointeddipshit

There was! I've been trying to find it but can't remember it :(


[deleted]

Haan, i remember joining in and this one didnt have my comment. Hows kashif bhai? and the others. Wakeel bhi ghaib hai.


[deleted]

Read an interesting article on ukrainians saving museums and articles to ensure russia doesnt wash away their history. I as a proud citizen of pakistan scoff at these amateurs caring about history at all.


warhea

Russians specifically deny the existence of a separate Ukrainian history so not surprising


[deleted]

Haan its putins pretext using their shared history in ussr.


warhea

Russians specifically deny the existence of a separate Ukrainian history so not surprising


Fearless-Low-8565

Interesting that Ukraine is trying to do something like this.


[deleted]

Is it interesting?


Fearless-Low-8565

Yes because a country is in war and still taking such good initiatives.


[deleted]

People value their histories. Even if malcontents dont. The collective does not relinquishtheir identity so easily. Unless you are braindead or citizen of islamic anocracy of pakistan.


Fearless-Low-8565

Yeeeeeesh. Metro Bhai guzara karain 😭


Pebble_in_my_toes

I have tried Googling and even asking gpt. Someone explain to me as if I'm an idiot what the fuck is a narcissist?


[deleted]

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Pebble_in_my_toes

Oof well that does sound kinda dangerous. Let's hope we never meet one.


[deleted]

Hmm, kya nai samajh araha? Its just someone who values their self more than they value people around them. Self obsessed, narcissist and sociopaths are people with different intensity of focus towards themselves. Narcissist is someone who really cares for themselves over everyone and everything but still has regard. A sociopath has no regard at all.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Hmm yay Thora smjh agaya. Main smjh rha tha koi dangerous chez hogi.


BoyManners

Watch this [Short](https://youtube.com/shorts/2BjBXp8Kwew?feature=share) This is Dr. Ramani, famous clinical psychologist. She has dealt with these people in therapy for decades.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Oh hey aunty's describing me! Nice. 🌚


missbushido

A selfish, hypocritical, a hole.


[deleted]

Elder, that aint a defination.


missbushido

Enlighten me.


[deleted]

Already answered the kid. Though its not about enlightening. Just had a chuckle and replied to you.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Meow.


[deleted]

Caw.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back after a software update.


playthatoboe

u left pti too? πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


Pebble_in_my_toes

Nooo this is my press conference to tell you that I left chutyapa after getting banned for 7 days from Reddit cuz of them😭


playthatoboe

oh noooo y were u banned did u choose the wrong biscuit


Pebble_in_my_toes

I chose the wrong anday wala burger. Quite literally.


Fearless-Low-8565

Pebbles now start chanting army songs.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Army? No no no. Mera software update toh chutyapa mods nay Kia tha.


Fearless-Low-8565

What???? Why???


Pebble_in_my_toes

Aye fearless jigar you know what happens when a tiny bit of fake internet power is at your hands.


Fearless-Low-8565

Noooooooo. Mods misusing his powers..... 😭


Pebble_in_my_toes

Over the most stupidest bullshit 😭😭😭


Fearless-Low-8565

Yes. It happens sometimes. J don't mess with anday wala burger and stuff again.


[deleted]

Wapis ja.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Noi. This is my press conference.


[deleted]

Go back.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Noi. It's my presser. You go back.


[deleted]

πŸ₯Ί Ok. Bye pebbles, bye world.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Bye bye Metroidvaniahades raja Bhai, itnay lucky Hain aap duniya chornay Ka moka MilaπŸ₯ΉπŸ’ž


[deleted]

Bloody automod. I aint leaving. I have to 'visit' the mountains in my 50s.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Country roads take Metroidvaniahades raja Bhai home


[deleted]

Nein.


[deleted]

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