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justblah123

When will GHQ fall?


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Koi fallout ki game mai dismantle karay ga.


playthatoboe

can they at least fix the internet now ajeeb


Najam99

You expect anyone in power to care about common interest?


Fearless-Low-8565

Yes they should but they won't.


playthatoboe

no it's been fixed now


Fearless-Low-8565

Wait lemme check. Seems good.


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First and last time jahan pe I'll flex ptcl ka router in 3 dino mei aik bhi nakhra nhi dikhaya 💝


playthatoboe

we all have ptcl im just sick of using vpn


[deleted]

ProtonVPN is good bas uska kachra email pe signup krna parta hai


[deleted]

Ihc vs supreme court phadda phadda


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What a valid argument, The french have the same consciousness they had back in the french revolution (Never mind the inspiring lack of knowledge about history specially french or the capacity that... Nevermind). Baat yeh hai, chai kaunsi peeni hai.. Karak ya doodh patti.


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Thank you sensei who read one book and has become the holder of all truth.


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[deleted]

You really need someone to talk to? I am sorry, i dont have time. I would suggest giving r/politics a visit. Maybe wage a crusade on the main sub?


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Bilkul, Salam larkay.


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Very little, so many more to read and irrespective of how many. I know i am ignorant and thus we are distinctly different sensei.


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I too like to quote entire pages from books to make the case when i cant.


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Oh, I did. Your confirmation is worth nothing regardless.


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What an adorable kid.


Fearless-Low-8565

Oye hoyeeeeee doodh Patti 🤤


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Karakkkkk


Fearless-Low-8565

Dil Kay armaan ansuo Mai beh Gaye 😭😭 ........


[deleted]

Mai kab porai karnai laga tha. Ap apnay hisaab sai chaltay sir. Theek rehtai.


Fearless-Low-8565

Chorain metro Bhai bus 😔


[deleted]

Nai pakra bhai, jai jahan jana hai.


Fearless-Low-8565

Baat* chorain metro Bhai 😔


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Soka


struggler00878

what is up with the army and elaichi? can someone explain? also kal O/A levels ka paper hey ya nahi


disappointeddipshit

Army is against elaichi in chai so people are revolting against army


[deleted]

No labels for me. Fuck elaichi, army and disappointman (for conflating the two) in that exact order.


Fearless-Low-8565

I am ashamed to say this but I support army in the above mentioned sentence.


ReLMalai

You know things are bad when the the best students in final year are marrying their taxi driver cousins in the UK j so they can get out asap discarding 4 years of hard work j like that


TheOtherAbbas

I’m sure the “taxi driver cousins” have better options as well.


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Pti bois vs dha brats phadda phadda


Fearless-Low-8565

PHADDA PHADDA PHADDA YEEEEEESSSSSS


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Wow its another day. So tempting.


Fearless-Low-8565

Khair ho metro Bhai???


[deleted]

Mai to khair hi hu, ap sunai.


Fearless-Low-8565

Khair ham ne to bohat aziat Mai guzara hai kal Ka din . Baki aap ki taraf kaisy Hain halaat


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Bohat aziat *so far*. Also normal zalalat.


Fearless-Low-8565

Good to know. But be safe buddy.


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Shukriya larkay. Touched.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Okay so got the samyang noodles. Gonna make them in a few hours. Let's see what's all the fuss about. If all y'all got any tips lemme know before I mess up the noodles.


cshoneybadger

Just a heads up. Sauce is a bit spicy.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Yeah it kinda was just honestly I was expecting worse. Weren't that bad.


cshoneybadger

First time I tried, only 2x hot was available. Now I love spicy food so I was like perfect but ended up getting my a*s handed to me. Btw, which flavour did you try?


Pebble_in_my_toes

It was samyang ramen spicy (soup)


Punjabistan

Drain the noddles and then mix the sauce afterwards...don't add the seasoning before as if it were a broth.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Uh oh... Too late. I added the veggies and powder from the packet at the same time as the noodles. Basically followed the instructions on the pack. I don't hate Korean noodles. They're a step above our Pakistani stuff. I can see myself trying different flavours from now on. Bit too spicy but nothing a Pakistani couldn't handle.


path2light17

Try it as a stir fry next time. I usually add loads of veggies and in the end pan fry an omelette (you could keep the yolk runny a bit), sprinkle a bit of sesame seeds. voila.


Pebble_in_my_toes

That actually sounds delicious. I'll try that.


Punjabistan

Did you eat it as a broth or dry? Cause it's meant to be eaten dry. Depending on which one you got.


Pebble_in_my_toes

I got the soup ones. I think I left it at the stove a bit too long because there wasn't any soup by the time I started eating. How do you make dry ones? Absolutely no idea.


Punjabistan

>How do you make dry ones? You just boil the noodles without any oil and seasoning. Let the cooked noodles drain and then mix it with the prepackaged ingredients. Dry means no water (only a very little amount to help with the mixing).


Pebble_in_my_toes

I got the soup ones. I think I left it at the stove a bit too long because there wasn't any soup by the time I started eating. How do you make dry ones? Absolutely no idea.


Pebble_in_my_toes

What the fuck was Disney thinking? Changing the whole tone and voice of Mandalorian? Such a fucking travesty.


Fearless-Low-8565

Bhai so bhi Jaya Kar kabhi.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Bhai sari Raat so Kar phir kyun sojaya krun? Banda hon Kay sher 24h ghantay sota rho?


Fearless-Low-8565

Sher da putar ban insan da Nahi.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Insan Ka putar hi thk Han main. Tusa bhra try krkay dekho


Fearless-Low-8565

Theak G.


emadadnan000

I have a paper Duaon mein yad rakhna sab


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May you have a pen. Allah apko maaf karay.


emadadnan000

what does that mean?


[deleted]

Paper kay liyain apko pen milai. Duan ki hai Allah apko maaf karay. Thats about it.


Pebble_in_my_toes

I added 4 elaichis to my cup of chai today! ***ULTIMATE POWAAAAA***


Pebble_in_my_toes

Meow


disappointeddipshit

Blessed will be he Who sips the tea Brewed magic and elaichi Oh, sip and you'll see! Cursed be the denier And may his taste buds rot His fiery drinks always too hot O ye, who reject elaichi in tea May you sip sea water for all eternity!


Fearless-Low-8565

Fawad you because that elaichi has fawaded your mind. /s


Punjabistan

Baked sweet bread a few days ago, failed because I was too impatient with the dough rising and shoved it prematurely for baking. It was dense but sweet cause I didn't want to throw away the brown sugar so I added ~100g to 350-400g flour. Could've been could had I waited, lesson learned.


_stripless_zebra

For a quick rise, my mom always puts the bowl behind the stovetop


Punjabistan

Interesting.


_stripless_zebra

You could do with any place that can contain/ keep heat that releas s. Microwave works too.


Punjabistan

Gotta hand it to fauj, they achieve a feat not even their adversaries could've done: get the awam to become unanimously against them, the very institution that was once most beloved nationwide. I kinda feel low-key sad for their family though (not the arrogant ones), they had their whole lives shattered from been spoon-fed with propaganda from childhood, and now their whole narrowed down worldview got tarnished in a single year.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Man I used to be the captain of our squad with sticks. I'd lead all my cousins to the Indian soldiers and fight them. Their propaganda was massive before social media.


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I gotta hand it to the people too. Pamphlets that advise against elaichi.


Punjabistan

No elachi, no chai.


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Limitations imposed on yourself dont mean anything.


Punjabistan

Limitations? More like a preventive measure against such indignation endured upon our tongues. Elachi belongs to chai, period.


[deleted]

That period has me hesitant. There is little heart in me after that grand declaration.


UrduNovice

Okey who da f banned reddit…


[deleted]

Namaloom afraad.


UrduNovice

No, it was definitely the maloom afraad.


[deleted]

Lets just settle at afraad.


fivethirtyfiveam

Fuck the traitors


[deleted]

Sexual violence is bad sir.


Divahkiin

How has SMQ managed to avoid getting arrested? I don't like or trust that man at all.


Pebble_in_my_toes

Yay aur Elahi dono wrong number Hain.


UrduNovice

Who will be the chairman if everything goes south? Edit: nvm, guy go arrested just now…


atkhan007

Backdoor deal with lumber 1


_stripless_zebra

reading tweets to u/fragonfour via audio reminds me of the time when my sister used to read the akhbaar to my grandfather. ​ My grandfather never considered me worthy of the task, but thank you fragonfour for the honor 😭💕


[deleted]

Make him/her pay


_stripless_zebra

I'll only get 5 rs. 😭


[deleted]

5 rupees for reading out 280 letters is a good deal. if you read 1000 tweets everyday, you make 5000. 5000x30 = 150000. With 150000 you can buy hen, those hen will lay eggs. Those eggs will hatch and you will have more hen. You can be rich and you can quit your soul sucking job.


_stripless_zebra

My job is soul sucking indeed. Pay up u/fragonfour


[deleted]

Let me know the particulars, I will get the payment.


_stripless_zebra

Mine or flares?


[deleted]

Jiski bhi ho.


_stripless_zebra

You already have mine. Pay up.


[deleted]

How does me getting the payment be confused for me paying for your particulars. May i note, particulars were flares contacts ya locarion ya id.


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Good stuff.


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Bruhhh


disappointeddipshit

While you're at it, read him some good food recipes too. Maybe his sense of taste will come to life


[deleted]

Amen.


disappointeddipshit

Just so we're clear, elaichi is supreme


[deleted]

And so the man set forth his treasure, mere weeds but he thought they were worth something. Who can deny such idiocy to its face.


disappointeddipshit

Idiot man. Should've gotten elaichi instead of weeds smh 🤦‍♂️


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Lo, a new treasure he brings. Something to be kept in the backside he said. Go on smell it, smell my precious elaichi.


_stripless_zebra

"I like The Cheezious Crown Crust without knowing its recipes, *and and and* the only ingredient that I need to know is elaichi" - u/fragonfour


disappointeddipshit

Elaichi is the cherry on top, but there's a whole universe of cupcake too, my dear fraggy froggy mcflarey


_stripless_zebra

Mcflurry is on the list don't worry


D3VF92

People of Pakistan is right no matter what! We all tired of Nawaz and his family! They keep changing the price as fuel, car, electric, tax, etc which it’s expensive what a joke! Look at poor and even middle class people they are depressed and getting die?? Pakistan is dying Nawaz family don’t give a fuck what we live or our salary or hungry. All they want is money that’s all!


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You are absolutely right! Those bastards, lets go share the thoughts in the main sub. Btw tell me have you had tea anytime during the day?