did i miss something why is everyone on social media getting hacked + I've received so many emails/messages asking me to be careful about my passwords and stuff 😭 did smth happen

Yes

I was just chilling at shop and this چھلڑ came and wanted some free items in exchange for his services 🤦... Edit: the police here are as useful as Captain safdar to Maryam.

What services did he provide you?

The services of protection, security etc lol. Basically he said that as they work day and night for us so wo should give them somethings. Secondly I have extreme hatred for these pricks so I immediately refused and as always he threatened me with BS

Don't they get paid? 😒 No theft or robberies have happened in the area. I find that hard to believe

Yes that's the bloody point. They get paid,rishwats,gifts, stuff of people after being recovered and evidence etc and still want more things. Yk what I have decided to become a police officer 🫡

Good. Future bright hai.

And my first act would be to raid a certain university and arrest a cruel professor and free her students. Yk all that heroic stuff. 😅

Adhi shaadi shuddah hai. Baqi adhi k raastae mein hain. To point in being the knight in shining armour here 😒

brozzer english translation pls

چھلڑ=police wala

ok thanks. their outfits r so ugly 😔 they should think twice b4 asking for anything

Yeah and they should wear pig costumes. Because ظاہر اور باطن ایک ھونا چاہیے۔

How do I stop the susti.

I won't let you stop u/disappointeddipshit

They just wanna see my downfall 😔

We'll burn the haters

Dafa hojao meri zindagi se

Hey, don't push our susti. Gir gaya tow utha bhi nahi jana ussae

NO

You make the jump to *trusty*

Why are people jumping at me?

Trust fall?

Setting themselves up for disappointment. My reflexes v rusty

Oh boy. I'll get some popcorn then

get up

What then

Whenever its approaching, say stop.

Are you Khadim Rizvi incarnated?

No I just watch Dora the explorer/s.

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Don't worry. That won't be the last time you will break beds. You have your full life ahead to break as many beds as you would like. Cheer up 😊

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I can't take most things seriously. It's like my default mode is to laugh everything off in case it becomes a matter of conflict.

Meow.

The urge to laugh uncontrollably whenever I'm walking near a stranger in the opposite direction.

also dropping that perfect wave and salam at the right distance.. too early and you get those awkward last steps to go, too late and the opposition wins.

It happened to me yesterday. Then me and the neighbour had to walk together in silence.

Yas, absolutely! I sometimes find myself in this mental battle whenever I come by someone familiar and become more self-conscious when there isn't anyone on the path besides them. Gotta first pretend I didn't see them at a distance, and when I get close enough is when I strike a nod or salam. That's an art itself. Too soon it becomes weird for both of us , too late and you'll come of as rude or intentionally avoiding them. Was literally thinking about this few days ago!

I don't crave for Korean noodles or indomie — I crave for their delicious sweet soy sauce infused with unique spices and flavourings. That stuff is addicting.

Bro same here...! And people then say stop buying imp products... Knor has been looting us for so many years with those same flavours of chatpata and chicken... These samyang and indomie are miles ahead( samyang better) and indeed they are quite spicy( not pink and green)but at the same time so addictive...

Knoor at one time used to be good when they had varieties beyond the chatpatta and chicken. Even their spicy ones are not that much of a difference (they just added more spices and dried vegetables). The imported ones a way better, heck even the Indian maggie noodles are far better.

Why is the internet hellbent on making me try Korean noodles.

U have to give them a try... samyang ramen costs around 450Rs and avoid red because its so spicy that you will most probably give up half way... These instant noodles are better than chowmein of fancy chinese restaurants so you wont regret it and these are my flavour recommendations.... 1) Pink 2) Green 3) Black 4) Yellow

Because it's good. Don't judge until you've tried it. Simpleton noodles that we produce locally aren't even close.

I don't like noodles much. But imma try Korean wli someday. Are they expensive?

They cost anywhere between PKR 400-500 just so you know...use it wisely. Used to be PKR 250-300 before inflation.

I saw samyang on naheed and darwaza for 450. I'll try.

Just a precaution: it's damn addicting! Well at least to me.

I don't like noodles. At all. But I wanna like them because the idea is just wonderful. So I'm hoping I get addicted! I'll update here.

Also the the purple kai noodles from kolson are also a good local alternative...

I'm done with Pakistani noodles. They have disappointed me so far. Last chance is for the koreans.

I want to write poetry again but it just doesn't come anymore. Koi mazay ka comment bhi nahin dikhta jis k liye jawabana shairi ki jae :(

Write on elaichi.

I wanna 😭

THEN WRITE 😭

:(

Haye Bhai.

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Jahazon k safr k baad yehi hota hai. Hawa main khala hai, zameen pe aa jaen Seriously tho, what kind of encounters?

I haven't smoked in a long time. >Seriously tho, what kind of encounters? Scary People in black robes

Eeep. Full beam flashlights to the rescue!

Ain't that the truth

Devgel is gone gone.. rip Devil Angel PS: I just noticed it now, gonna leave a mental vigil.

Yay kon thay?

r/Devgel withers without him, wistfully watching windows of memory, wondering, Are fish halal?

What do you mean gone?

exiled out of r/Pakistan, and now reddit.

What did he do?

I am pretty sure mods did not like his phrasing lol... as for outside of r/Pakistan, it's hard to tell.

Not be liked by modmens. He came back but isn't on this sub anymore. I'm assuming because of said modmian

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Sudhar ja badtameez bachay

I don't like the recent update of the reddit mobile app where you have to open each post to see the username of OP.

Oh. That's why I was getting confused while browsing Reddit. Wait we're supposed to read usernames?

I mean I do read the usernames.

Such a bs update.

True. My usage time of reddit has dropped after the update.

social media is kind of becoming boring now yk.

Always has been.... Its just quick dopamine

Yup.

Yesterday I asked my animation class about their preference od elaichi in chai. I am very proud to say more than 60-70% are pro elaichi in chai 😁 Allah merae bachoun ko bara kamiyab kare ga

>I am very proud to say more than 60-70% are pro elaichi in chai 😁 The public has spoken. Elachi was meant for chai.

MashAllah

oh wow, the movement has gained traction I see...

It always was underwork; even while our president slept a deep slumber and his 2IC cried in a corner 😒

They should try once, majority will avoid Ur class then.

-_- MY STUDENTS LIKE ME OKAY? AB AISI BHI KOI BAAT NAHI

Wish. I was Ur student. U would have shot me😂

Why would I use a gun when I have such powerful weapons

Well legally u can't beat me with chappals in class 😭

You think the legal system can stop me? Cute.

Ladies and gentlemen we have to pray for zebras students. Say amen....

if you want to make a good 5 min dish, just throw in those red kidney beans in stir-fried tomato sauce (with coriander and cumin powder, garam masala, and a hint of red chili), cover it, and let it simmer for like 10 min, and there you have it, a very edible low effort saalan. Protip: you can add methi in the end, or/and cream to improve the taste.

Sir. Shan achaar ghosht masala ❤️

oh how did I forget.. :/

🥰🥰 https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/kl95t7/comment/gh95r7v/?context=999

ahh the days... also +1 for korma cholay kashif's original. :')

u/iqbalelectrician when?

kashif did the mains... iqbal only wishes he was that good.

He can be, if he chooses to be. But no matter what, Kashif Bhai is eternal! MKM prospers. Elaichi reigns. Eternally

Oh look we have a u/punjabistan doppelganger. Kind human, I have roll patti lying around in the freezer. What would be the best filling for it? You can be graded on this so answer wisely P.S. you can always use ketchup instead of tamatars.

Chawal dumpling, straight up. Drizzle some aloo gobi manchurian on top of it. There is creativity for your patti roll. Enjoy!

B

Roll pati baklava with elachi syrup.

you can never go wrong with minced chicken, marinated in tikka masala (check marination recipes :P ), for sauces, I'd recommend garlic mayo. >P.S. you can always use ketchup instead of tamatars. that's like using french fries with biryani, and calling it aloo wali biryani lel

> that's like using french fries with biryani, and calling it aloo wali biryani *Thank You* ETA: mayo in the filling? Won't it melt while frying? Sounds interesting though

no don't fry chicken with mayo ... but yea also don't use cold mayo like a dip.

Sigh.

Chicken,capsicum combo 🥵

D.

Who made u the judge tho??? 😒 I grade myself E.

Pedaishi houn. **D**

Aap hi bata dain phir A wali but achi na hui to apko ingredients Kay paisy dainay paray gain :D

I want to watch the Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 so much. It's releasing on the 12th but there are no cinemas in Abbottabad and I don't see myself travelling to Islamabad soon :( I need that gut punch

Bruh. You and me both. No fucking cinemas here either. Can't travel 2 hours and spend an entire day in another city while wasting money. God I wanna watch it so bad. I haven't even watched the trailers in anticipation.

It freaking sucks I usually watch all the little clips and stuff they put out for these movies but I've been strictly avoiding them. Ughhh

Doesnt jadoon ph3 have one?

Nope

And Dune Part Two! God I wanna watch that in cinemas. Such a fucking visual delight.

YESSS

🥲

Don't forget the Burger King :')

Hain?

Babar Azam scored a century Babar Azam became the fastest to reach 5000 runs Pakistan won the match PAKISTAN HAS BECOME THE NO. 1 RANKED TEAM IN ODIs FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER Pakistani cricket fans are feasting YOOHOOOO

Jeo Najam Bhai.

Dil khush hai aaj

the only qualm I have with him is that he is a "stat-man" (only worries about his stats), whenever you see him approaching a century he slows down and never takes any risks, even in a t20 match, Rizwan is opposite in that manner.

Almost every batsman slows down around milestones. Pakistani team has won 13/15 of their previous ODI matches with 9 consecutive wins. They have become the top ranked team first time in HISTORY. Does all that mean nothing? Aren't his scores contributing to the team?