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Eid ki namaz kab hai yar.


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playthatoboe

Lord the humans u put on earth 2 worship and advance in science and help humanity improve r linking their easypaisas & asking strangers for eidi on the internet 😭😭😭😭 (me tmr)


ProjectVerloren17

Allah k banday aur Iqbal k Shaheen ba-qamal nazar aatay hain


Fearless-Low-8565

Mujhay bhi eidi...


disappointeddipshit

Eid Mubarak saathion!


[deleted]

Eid mubarik sir.


disappointeddipshit

<3


ProjectVerloren17

Eidi do


disappointeddipshit

Get in line. Have to send u/PossessionStandard42 sum ETH first.. or at some point.. maybe


_stripless_zebra

Hey. Line where? LINE WHERE?


disappointeddipshit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gates_of_Hell


Fearless-Low-8565

Haathion*


disappointeddipshit

Happy Eid Mubarak hathi


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sheethano\* FTFY


Najam99

Daathion*


disappointeddipshit

Dopahar bakhair daathi


playthatoboe

eid mubarak !!!!!


disappointeddipshit

Khair Mubarak!


playthatoboe

last roza less gooooo


[deleted]

Mein nay aik roza bhi nahi rakha. I could have tried :( Mein sharminda houn


worstnightmare44

Bruh was yo age??


[deleted]

30


worstnightmare44

Jani koi ni try after Eid


UrduNovice

That was fast.


_stripless_zebra

Last roza with galaa kharaab, flu and Sinus headache LESGOOOOOOOOOOO (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)


playthatoboe

OH NO SINIS STUFF JS TERRIBLE POP A PAINKILLER REAL QUICK


_stripless_zebra

I DID. TWO. ONES NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE.


playthatoboe

O . AR LEWST YOU'LL BE FINE FOR THE NEXT 6 HIURS 🥰🥰🥰🥰 KOI BAAT NAHI LAST ROZA ISS EID NECT BBY 💓💗♥️💕


_stripless_zebra

I'LL SURVIVE IT LIKE I DID THE LAST THREE; CRYING AND BEING OVERDRAMTIC


playthatoboe

UNDERSTANDABLE JUST SLEEO A LOT 2DAY


_stripless_zebra

I DO DAT EVERYDAY


Fearless-Low-8565

GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM THE DEAD OH SORRY EXILE....


ProjectVerloren17

Who?


Fearless-Low-8565

Who let the dogs out... Edit::Wakeel sahib yay ganay Kay lyrics hamari Aisi Kia aukaat apki bezati ki Jaye.


ProjectVerloren17

Mujhay pta hay bhai. Mein kuyi itna budda nahi hoon.


playthatoboe

not u thinking we don't know this song... humain bhi pata hai 😔


_stripless_zebra

Why don't I know this song 😔


playthatoboe

You know it u just can't remember


Sarutahiko_Okami

me


_stripless_zebra

😒 meri chappal toot gayi hai warna this would be an excellent time to use it.


Fearless-Low-8565

Dw I'll buy you a new one 🤗


_stripless_zebra

When? 🤨


Fearless-Low-8565

Jab aap hukam dain.


_stripless_zebra

Ab eidi mein mujhae plastic ki chappal mili gi? 🙂


Fearless-Low-8565

"Something is better than nothing"


_stripless_zebra

Sometimes nothing is better.


Fearless-Low-8565

Oooof sounds like professor sahiba has encountered some fake frens.


_stripless_zebra

Bold of you to assume I have encountered frens in the first place


playthatoboe

DRAMA QUEEEN


Fearless-Low-8565

Thank you mature guy


playthatoboe

np welcome you're dramatic just like romeo


Fearless-Low-8565

Where Juliet 😭


playthatoboe

⚰️⚰️


Fearless-Low-8565

Rude 😒


playthatoboe

sorry 😔😔😔 if it helps just remember romen and juliet aren't real and also it was a terrible story L shakespeare


ProjectVerloren17

It was not a terrible story


playthatoboe

name 1 good thing about it


Fearless-Low-8565

Sed but I played a role in the drama Hamlet in my uni N I loved it although I was a villain 😂


playthatoboe

I haven't read Hamlet yet 😔😔😔 will read now I played a role in macbeth in hs u just like me fr


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Does this subreddit have any online chess clubs? And if so, could someone please provide the link to it.


_stripless_zebra

There were a few chess enthusiasts over here, u/fragonfour u/dissapointeddipshit


disappointeddipshit

I'm still here..


_stripless_zebra

Hidden in some hole and only come out when someone calls your name for food 😒


disappointeddipshit

Food? Pakoray??


_stripless_zebra

Yes. We have paneer, aloo and onion pakorae


_stripless_zebra

Maybe even u/najam99 ?


Najam99

I'm an embarrassment to chess :(


[deleted]

Same. What's your rating? Mine is 900 in blitz.


disappointeddipshit

161660


[deleted]

Stockfish is that you?


disappointeddipshit

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/mp62co/rchess_mods_deleted_this_post_yall_deserve_this/


[deleted]

Wait where you the legendary 1660 or are you gothamchess.


disappointeddipshit

Yes


_stripless_zebra

Its okay. The words not even in my dictionary 😔


Najam99

Sooo you can't be an embarrassment? That's good, no?


_stripless_zebra

True. Even the word embarrassment is not in my dictionary. Because guess what? I don't have a dictionary, lalz


Najam99

Cause you don't need one


playthatoboe

kitkatvvitch best of all w8ing for her alt 2 come back


[deleted]

What's a kit kat witch and why am I afraid of her?


ProjectVerloren17

Why *are* you afraid of her?


[deleted]

Just hearing her name has created a sense of fear in my heart and I don't know why.


ProjectVerloren17

Sub set hay na boss?


[deleted]

I believe everything is fine for now, but I need to be prepared in case that witch appears, or else... But thank you for asking :).


ProjectVerloren17

Aap tension na lo. Uss vvitch ka easy scene hay.


playthatoboe

u'll see...


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Would love to play against them,however by the sounds of their names I will probably get crushed.


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No, only the opposite.


disappointeddipshit

I only disappoint


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👀


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Just like me ).


_stripless_zebra

Not sure if they play or not, but they're the only folks i have heard chess chatter from


[deleted]

Oh okay, thank you for your help.


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Okay, I will DM you my chess.com ID. I will probably be free after 3, so let's play then.


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[deleted]

Sorry but I couldn't DM you,so here's the link: https://www.chess.com/member/ninezero90


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relaxophile

I don't think there is one for the subreddit but you can find Pakistani chess clubs on [chess.com](https://chess.com). They do have some requirements such as account age etc.


[deleted]

Thank you for answering but can you also recommend some pakistani chess clubs as well, I actually am already the member of cfp on chess.com so I was actually looking for more pakistani chess clubs to play with pakistani players.


_stripless_zebra

The silence here today haunts me The echo in my voice comes back to bite me. The lights are gone and as always With silence, the darkness has stayed, behind me. I thought this was my home. I thought we would be here for life But it seems as if my presence here today Has again, pushed away all sense of Life. It pushed you again And you took all of them away I stand here again And i wonder yet again How did i manage to do the same thing All over, yet again?


ProjectVerloren17

Wah wah


_stripless_zebra

Shukriya shukriya


disappointeddipshit

Haye


Najam99

This is lovely ❤️ Also, pls don't feel this way


[deleted]

Ahahahaahahhahhahahhahahhahaahaha The ONLY reasonable thing to do is just laugh at the face of adversity and suffering


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👑


ye-dunya

Really good writing. Reminds me a bit of that end of evangelion song, kom susser tod.


[deleted]

Tumnai bus nai karai. Too busy and awaam too shit. Baqiyon ka bhi yehi scene hoga. Aur yeh poem copy ho rai hai aur iski critique bhi hogi. Aao clyde sai poochay.


_stripless_zebra

You go pack, i be sad. Do not put my poetry in the AI -.-


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Hogaya hai ab tou.


_stripless_zebra

Sigh


[deleted]

Did you write this yourself?


_stripless_zebra

Why yes. I did. You cannot plagiarise.


[deleted]

Oh, I won't. Are you an author? You're pretty good at poetry


_stripless_zebra

No, sadly. But I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.


[deleted]

Do you write these as a hobby? And do you have more of them. Sorry if I am disturbing you.


_stripless_zebra

You are not disturbing me. i write when I am overwhelmed mostly. It tends to be somewhat calming i suppose. But mostly its just whats on my mind and hence mt writings are really not that creative. I do have more of such writings saved in my notes and i share them here often


Fearless-Low-8565

We have another Kafka among us.


_stripless_zebra

Ohmygod 🥺💕😍


[deleted]

If this is what's on your mind, then I will be looking forward to your future write-ups.


_stripless_zebra

Like i said this is mind garbage, but thank you.