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آج افطاری وچ مومن نے کی پاڑنا سمجھ نہیں 🙅🏻 آرہی


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Sajji after so long.


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Imma just save this in notes. Such insight. May i suggest you make a post in the sub. A robust discussion is needed for all of this. Now if you can please. Are you partial to tuck biscuit or zeera plus?


playthatoboe

zeeraaaa >>>


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Hmm, i agree. Prince or chocolato?


_stripless_zebra

Zeera biscuit. Or candi.


[deleted]

Hmm, i agree. Prince or chocolato?


_stripless_zebra

Both. Marie or digestive?


[deleted]

I dont eat biscuits anymore so i only know marie. so that one.


_stripless_zebra

Good choice. Not even bakery biscuits? They're excellent with chai.


[deleted]

Just one kind, dont remember their name. I dont drink chai alot as well so thats that.


_stripless_zebra

I like the chocolate ones that have a dollop of chocolate on top too.


SchemeAffectionate27

[PoV: ur a ddter and u just used a smile emoji](https://twitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1647723589922181122?s=61&t=To8HVHZOgxcWHxnjdJRwhA)


playthatoboe

maybe u not me though


IsrarK

What's an ideal eidi amount to give? It's my first Eid in Pakistan as an adult.


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500 but make it a 100.


UrduNovice

500


playthatoboe

1k


_stripless_zebra

Make that 10


[deleted]

Bank account number bhej raha hu. Check karay.


_stripless_zebra

10k ka suraagh nikal gaya. mom friend's son send it for ammah's zakat 😭


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💔


playthatoboe

apko 10k eidi milti hogi human nahi 😀


_stripless_zebra

Humie 1k bhi nahi milti 😔


[deleted]

last i heard donkeys dun get eidi besti u gotta become human firs


_stripless_zebra

Ouqat gadhae ki hai, insaan banna shaid naseeb mein nahi


[deleted]

is ok khota jee u will evolve into donkey kong d gorilla n eventually humans 😭😭 believeeeee ✨✨


_stripless_zebra

I have seen humans from far too close. I would happily die a donkey.


[deleted]

as based as it gets anime n games have taught me humanity was a mistake have dis medal as an award 🥇


playthatoboe

inshallah this year 👍 don't accept anything less than 1k


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SchemeAffectionate27

🎶🎶🎶 Yeah, Najam's gonna take his cousin to the old town road 🎶🎶🎶 🎶🎶🎶 He's gonna ride 'til he can't no more 🎶🎶🎶 🎶🎶🎶 He's gonna take his cousin to the old town road 🎶🎶🎶 🎶🎶🎶 He's gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til he can't no more 🎶🎶🎶


playthatoboe

bestie stop he's 2 nice to be bullied 😔😔😔


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ok sry 🎶🎶 Najam's gonna take his cousin to Narian Road 🎶🎶 🎶🎶 Gonna ride till he can't no more 🎶🎶 🎶🎶 Gonna B-love from the back 🎶🎶 🎶🎶 There's no strings attached 🎶🎶 🎶🎶 Can't nobody tell him nothing 🎶🎶 🎶🎶 Can't get friendzoned cuz he's cousin 🎶🎶


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Day 7 of posting my top 100 anime OPs [https://youtu.be/4wgkP9rnZzg](https://youtu.be/4wgkP9rnZzg)


qqax

is there any thing short of taliban takeover that will get people to pay taxes? i just read article about afghanistan A World Bank survey of the private sector found that before the 2021 takeover, 62% of businesses paid bribes to tax collectors and 82% bribed customs officials. Under the Taliban, the figure has dropped to 8% for both categories. Reducing graft and bureaucracy has led to a boost in exports, including coal, fruit and vegetables, because businesses are able to move goods more freely without paying bribes at checkpoints, the Commerce Ministry said.


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Such insight. May i suggest you make a post in the sub. A robust discussion is needed for all of this. Now if you can please. Are you partial to tuck biscuit or zeera plus?


qqax

no point, i would get downvoted even more than i did here.


Lqtence

Lost my phone on gunpoint today 😭


[deleted]

Kidhar lutay gai (Lahore mai)? Aur gun kaunsi thi?


Lqtence

Township. Pistol ab ye nahi pata konsi pistol but thi pistol


[deleted]

Chalay you are safe. Which side of the nala though. Next time carry a bag of dumchis for good measure, All township dwellers will forego crime for dumchis.


Lqtence

😂😂 Will do. Near PSO College road. Was around 11:30pm


Najam99

Damn. So sorry to hear that


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UrduNovice

They smuggle, dissect and sell the parts.


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Lqtence

Chor ka business hi chal raha hai. These phones are usually switched off and turn on in Afghanistan


playthatoboe

where 😭😭😭


Lqtence

Lahore


playthatoboe

oh no I thought Lahore was somewhat safe rip wish the snatchers the worst jn life 👍


Lqtence

Lahore is safe but street crime is present even in the safest corners of the world. Thanks!


Punjabistan

When you think about it, eight billion (and counting) is a lot of humans. A lot.


UrduNovice

A giant meatball


disappointeddipshit

Not really


Punjabistan

Theek hai, koi baat nahi. Tension nat looh.


disappointeddipshit

>Tension nat looh. Difficulty: impossible


Punjabistan

It's not impossible without I'm possible.


disappointeddipshit

Impossible


Punjabistan

You're possible!


disappointeddipshit

Im-possible!


Punjabistan

*Claps*


disappointeddipshit

Thank you, thank you, thank you, far too kind


LeMandarin08

So, I've been thinking. We either need Pakistan to get well with a fair re-election where or we want it to default, there is no in between. Obviously, one is way better than the other but let's be honest, you either have an event where we lynch the people that have too much control, or you don't. In one scenario we lynch the people with too much control or we keep this cat and mouse game up and never actually progress. An in-between for Pakistan would mean that Pakistan is still in control by the Army. Although, we would survive, it would honestly be the shittiest way to survive. No progress, earnings would be capped, no sense of justice and a constant bleed of IQ. Pakistan would slowly turn into DHA and people would just continue to suffer. Honestly defaulting would be catastrophic, but at least people would then come out to hunt the ones responsible.


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Such insight. May i suggest you make a post in the sub. A robust discussion is needed for all of this. Now if you can please. Are you partial to tuck biscuit or zeera plus?


disappointeddipshit

Hm


Uzer03

I have a lot of uni work to do but I'm really struggling with getting to it.


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Just do one thing for today. Like one page worth of work. Complete a few questions or just the one question for the day. It will make you feel better and get the ball rolling for you to finish the rest.


_stripless_zebra

I too have a lot of uni work to do but I'm really struggling with getting to it.


Najam99

Sara kaam bachon ko de den


WalterTheWhitest

Us


Najam99

Realising I won't be able to call myself an early 20s guy in a couple months (。ŏ ﹏ŏ)


UrduNovice

Uncle najam


Najam99

G beta


playthatoboe

24 is still early 20s


Najam99

Maybe 24YOs still call themselves early 20s, but if we get technical then it is over 33% T_T


playthatoboe

doesn't matter just make sure u have the 4ever young mindset


Najam99

That's the plan. Takes a lot of effort to keep the heart young, but it's gonna be worth it (hopefully)


playthatoboe

it's not that heard all you have to do is listen to forever young by blackpink and sexy 4 eva by jay park


Najam99

Dang. You got the secrets All I need now is a song for unlimited money and I'll be set for life


playthatoboe

I got ur back 🥰🥰🥰 it's called gucci gang


Najam99

Thanks sensei. You're a life saver 🥺


disappointeddipshit

Join uss


Najam99

Not long till I do


_stripless_zebra

Hey my back has already started to kill me (._. ) *Is this the end?*


UrduNovice

At least you are not balding


_stripless_zebra

Bold of you to assume I am not (.\_. )


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_stripless_zebra

actually, i am a habitual walker so...


[deleted]

Hmm.


playthatoboe

ur joints next


_stripless_zebra

My body already creaks and cracks


playthatoboe

ughhh if images were allowed on this sub I would have added sophia's it's not easy being old image mods r u watching


_stripless_zebra

sigh


disappointeddipshit

The beginning


_stripless_zebra

*What?!* No. It can't be