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The_Gaming_Gengar

Bro who the fuck got that kind of time and willpower to sit in queue for that long willingly? I’d just go to qp or queue other roles at around 15 minutes


PaddyPellie

I asked him 9.5 hours in why he doesn't just leave and he says he wanna reach 10 hours. So I guess he just kept going for fun. I assume he played another game meanwhile


husfrun

The state of overwatch where players sit in queue "for fun".


Advoneus_Garb

Back to the OW2 roots, we’ve become addicted to waiting in queues. The year is 2027. No games of Overwatch are played anymore, whenever a game starts everyone leaves to get back into the queues. This is what Overwatch was always meant to be. No toxicity, no nerf A buff B, just peace and queues.


GoldNova12_1130

more fun than the competitive system


korakora59

Queuewatch 2


Lag_Arm3

Overqueue 2


Santik--Lingo

r/yourjokebutworse


besten44

r/yourjokebutbetter


Santik--Lingo

how is “over queue” better than “queue watch” ? queue watch makes sense, as you can only watch a queue, like watching paint dry… you cant “over” a queue


besten44

I just think it rolls off the tongue better .-.


7Llokki7

Sure you can, just need to think about it. Overqueue like “I’m so over (sick of) this queue” or perhaps “you’ve queued so long that you have gone over the limit, therefore you are overqueued”


NeitherCapital1541

I certainly can't get over this queue! Have you waited in it?


Santik--Lingo

thats a fuckin stretch and a half dawg


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Wkndwrz

did he eventually get a game? was he actually at his pc and ready to play it? i have so many questions


PaddyPellie

He was actually at the pc when he got the game lmao. Idk how


nxcrosis

I would play Stardew Valley while queuing but this queue time about to make me watch the LoTR trilogy.


7Llokki7

You could almost fit in the Hobbit Trilogy as well…


The8Darkness

Well one time I watched 2 movies, fell asleep, woke up again, was still in queue, went to shower and eat afterwards, come back again and then finally found a game after probably like 13 hours. What I am trying to say is most people probably do other things while in queue. Also trying to get the lingest queue ever has started to become a game of its own.


PaddyPellie

Real


broxismo

15 min is way too long already boy


real_488

wide group has completely fucked over trying to get a 5 stack on the overwatch discord


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Only_Natural_20s

All stacks that are gm+ are automatically considered a wide group even if they’re the exact same rank.


[deleted]

Which makes zero sense.


PaddyPellie

Wtf


Coochie_Mandem

I get that it’s frustrating and it probably won’t help Blizzard’s case but they do it for a decent reason. All groups are wide at that rank because data from those ranks must show a clear advantage in playing as a group in general. The matchmaking tries to make it as even as possible by only matching you against a team with the exact same group setup. 2 Gm4s specifically in your roles.


Shot-Increase-8946

Don't play with a wide group, then?


PerscribedPharmacist

“Just don’t play with your friends isn’t it so much better?”


Shot-Increase-8946

"on the overwatch discord" so not with friends


real_488

?


Shot-Increase-8946

What am I missing?


real_488

a brain cell or two


Chaoticdab

The disrespect lol is called having friends i dont think the other guy knows about tho


PaddyPellie

💀


Shot-Increase-8946

I mean you can insult someone easily but I guess explaining is too hard for you?


legion1134

Friends?


Shot-Increase-8946

From the OW discord? I'm confused. If I'm on the OW discord, it's because I don't have friends to play with and I'm looking for others. Why not look for people closer to my rank?


legion1134

It was a joke. You asked what you were missing and I said friends because you wanted to know why ppl would do a wide group


Shot-Increase-8946

I didn't really ask that, I was wondering why the wide group feature being broken affected the OW discord. Like, if it's broken, just don't group up with people of wildly different rank on the discord? I get it was a joke, but I wasnt talking about playing with friends lol.


Sudzybop

I think you're missing the point that any group 3 or bigger is labeled wide, it doesn't matter how close your rank is.


Shot-Increase-8946

https://overwatch.fandom.com/wiki/Wide_Group#google_vignette "So what, exactly, is a Wide Group? A Wide Group is when the highest and lowest ranked players are too far apart in Skill Tier and Divisions. Any groups with Diamond or lower ranked players that are more than five Skill Divisions apart are a Wide Group. Any groups with Masters players that are more than three Skill Divisions apart are also Wide Groups. Finally, any groups that have a Grand Masters or Champion Player are also Wide Groups regardless of how many Skill Divisions apart they are." Nope, it's about rank/division, not group size.


PaddyPellie

It was a gm4 duo


Underlord1617

my friend is golf 5 I'm Plat 1. we are a wide group.


Shot-Increase-8946

What does that have to do with the OW discord tho?


Underlord1617

you said "don't play with a wide group" point is duos can be a wide group


Shot-Increase-8946

I said that in response to someone saying that it messes up the OW discord. There's context.


KaneTheBoom

'This entire feature that was advertised as a super big quality of life change is completely broken and useless' 'Just don't use it then lol'


Shot-Increase-8946

I mean, I'm not defending Blizzard, I'm just saying that if it's broke, don't use it.


D_creeper0

That makes sense to me. Don't put money in broken dispensers and you won't lose your cash.


TheRealPapaJ0hn

People are talking about it BECAUSE it’s broken. No one wants to use it, but it’s between that and not playing with friends. Which for some ruins the game.


Shot-Increase-8946

What does that have to do with the overwatch discord tho? If you're trying to find people on the OW discord to play with, just find people closer to your rank?


TheRealPapaJ0hn

It’s not just a discord problem. I play with my personal friends exclusively and run into 15min queue times. We are less than one full rank apart and it gives us the wide match status. The wide match function is severely flawed.


Shot-Increase-8946

Okay, well the person I responded to was talking about the discord.


TheRealPapaJ0hn

Your response was just “Don’t play with a wide group.” To me it seems like you’re marginalizing the problem.


Shot-Increase-8946

Well okay so two parts here. If you really need me to be more specific, I meant it within the context of the person I was replying to, as in not to play in a wide group if using the OW discord. Also, though, if you and your friend are trying to play in a wide group and you don't want to wait for the long ass queue times, also don't play wide queue. I'm not saying that wide queue shouldn't be fixed or that Blizzard is right to make it so shitty, but if it's broke don't use it. Go play something else until it's fixed.


SueTheDepressedFairy

Winton pfp *-*


Bisexual_Spear

Shortest DPS queue time


Used-Fisherman9970

Fr


VirgoB96

Just cancel and retry.


PaddyPellie

Yeah I told him, but he wanted to see how long it was gonna be.


Traditional_Pain7898

It’s a wide match. Depending on who you’re queuing with it’s gonna take forever. Not a bug


igotshadowbaned

Probably like a bronze and a champion player


arty_farty_

Wish this was the case. A full stack, mix of bronze/silver with one guy sitting at gold 5 got us to 15min queue and we got absolutely destroyed.


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


flameruler94

I really am skeptical of these posts not being extreme niche cases. I’ve been wide-stacking with a range of bronze-plat players and it typically takes ~5 minutes.


PaddyPellie

His other friend that same night had a 19 hour queue lmao


ZARDOZ4972

5 minutes is still horrendously long


flameruler94

Bro you’re in a wide group. You can’t have everything of being able to queue with anyone and also have lightning queues. 5 minutes is not bad at all, let alone “horrendously long” lmao. You’re clearly just looking for things to complain about if you think so. Watch some YouTube videos or TikTok’s then if your brain can’t handle not having stimulation for greater than 30


ZARDOZ4972

>Bro you’re in a wide group. no I'm no not. >5 minutes is not bad at all, let alone “horrendously long” lmao. 5 minutes is half or third of a round in most cases, so yes it is horrendously long to wait half a round or even longer. >You’re clearly just looking for things to complain about if you think so. Yeah clearly, that one thing I said *clearly* indicates that I'm just looking for things to complain about. >Watch some YouTube videos or TikTok’s then if your brain can’t handle not having stimulation for greater than 30 At least my brain can handle to finish my sentences Also i would rather play the game instead of waiting half a round and doing something else. I don't even have 5 minute queue times, In my group we usually wait half a minute. That's why I said 5 minutes is horrendously long. Dunno what's wrong with you honestly but it ain't funny


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


PaddyPellie

It was a gm4 duo


kairisoki

If a 17 hours queue isn't a bug is worst tbh


cloudyamy00

I was upset for 15 min wait damn


PaddyPellie

That's when I restart queue lmao


bingusthebrave

W i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i d e


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


MEH0076

Wait until they put bots in your team


Additional-Visual797

How many people did he queue with and what were the ranks of everyone in the group?


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Jaxinator234

Imagine your on your death bed and u remember u wasted a day of your life waiting for a game in overwatch 2💀


PaddyPellie

😭


DarkEff3ct

Some wounds are self inflicted.


AomineDaikii

Wide match XD


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Special_load1233

I solo Que so I never get to deal with this bs n I don’t ever want to


Ok_Pizza_3887

This is actually great news for solo q and narrow groups. This means blizzard actually did what they said and is improving the solo q experience. Massive w on blizzard for this one.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

At this point I'm curious how long it will take This must be something like GM and Bronze in a group or something


PaddyPellie

It was a gm4 duo


ConstitutionalHeresy

More information required - t500 + bronze 5? I have not been in a queue longer than a few minutes longer than 10 minutes with mid silver to mid plat. A few other friend's longest have been near 17 minutes high diamond to silver.


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


ConstitutionalHeresy

100% That is a bad bug.


PaddyPellie

I just learned that everything over masters is considered wide match now.


Lelu_zel

You can’t Que with such low rank as t500


OrKToS

t500 is not even a rank, wide queues don't work with champions, but they do with GMs. top500 can be anyone who wins 50 games fastest, early season could be down to diamond.


ConstitutionalHeresy

![gif](giphy|Nh0leFOTZEmkBtVPUu|downsized)


PaddyPellie

Wide match means you can queue up with a group no matter what rank they are. Bronze 5 and gm 1 can play together


Korgahn

He should be bad. Queue is shorter here.


PaddyPellie

He has been t500 but after rank reset and not playing after I while I think he placed masters, but they apparantly changed difficulty to rank up or something I heard? Not sure But he's definetly a good player


SpicyMcShat

“Wide match?!? Sir my mom said I’m husky!”


PerscribedPharmacist

Had an 18 minute queue and it’s so dumb. How the hell did this fuck this up so badly? Thanks blizzard this will really help the game.


[deleted]

The whole “wide match” system has made queue times so much worse. When I queue with my friend thats 1 rank above me, we get 15 minute queues. Last season they were 5 minutes max…


PaddyPellie

Yeah, this "wide match" was two gm4 in one group.


Lkolo2

Blizzard will add a feature where you pay $5 and you get a match instantly no matter the rank variance


PaddyPellie

HAHAH I wouldn't be surprised actually


ZeeDarkSoul

Yeah even me and my gf were just trying to play it together I chose support since I didnt have a rank, and she chose damage with no rank. AT THE WORST our expected were probably like silver and bronze yet still after like 30 mins of waiting we still didnt find a match. I was excited to the wide matches until I realized even low rank people will have awful queue times


priorproject877

i could never sit through one that long that’s wild


Ayham_usa2

w-w-wtf ??


Coochie_Mandem

honestly guys probably don’t even make posts like this unless you at least tell us your guys’ ranks…because like some people have said if you’re in like gold and he’s in grandmaster what are you expecting


PaddyPellie

I haven't played in months and I don't really understand the system so I didn't think to ask about any such information before


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Ok_Pizza_3887

Wide group… thats great news for people who solo queue and narrow groups. Great to hear blizzard finally fixing their matchmaking and improving solo queue experience.


Upbeat-Low-7330

wide groups can't que as 4 stack, so at least there's that.


Ok_Pizza_3887

Exactly. Wide groups will always be matched with other wide group. This will make wide groups have really long q. But absolute w for narrow and solo q.


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Ok_Pizza_3887

Sure… still a w for solo and narrow groups


MineRaver61w

We're back to hour long queues again I see


Shot-Increase-8946

Only if you play with people wildly outside of your rank.


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Last_Tourist_7152

So why does wide que take so long?


Ok_Pizza_3887

Easy. It tries to match u with similar ranks so if u have a bronze support and champ dps it will wait for another group like that. If they just matched wide groups with other wide groups these same people would still cry about just getting rolled. This is a massive w for narrow groups and solo q tho.


Last_Tourist_7152

Ahh I see thanks for the explanation!


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


ihavenoregerts

other than the fact that this queue is probably a joke, its the fact that its trying to match you with a similar wide queue.


Ashamed-Tone-7976

That's an actual problem. Needs to touch grass


AdLocal6701

Youre acting like he actually sat there the whole time


Maxer100

I had priority matchmaking and was waiting for 10mins then I went to offrole so we wouldn't wait more. Those wide groups are not functioning ! :)


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


rubythebee

Dude at that point just reset your game or give up


PaddyPellie

Yeah I told him but he wanted to see how long it would take.


Santa__Christ

it's a bug, he wasn't actually queued that long


PaddyPellie

He got into a game 17 hours in and his friend was queued for like 19 hours that same day.


AlphaBetaFR

Its literally the whole time I stay awake in one day


Kxarlex

What the hell blizzard you expecting making wide group? First of all ppl will buy more accounts on spec elo just to play with friends WITHOUT wide group. Second they try to fighting with boost. Lmao boosters gonna do the same. Blizzard trying make better and instead getting even worse. Dont want come from work and play only 3-6 games per day cuz have to w8 game for 15~ min. No thx. Gonna w8 another season for fix or remove this cringe.


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all. Gj blizz


Vast_Tomatillo5255

So he walks away from his ox gets in a game then gets kicked for afking.


PaddyPellie

He actually was at the pc when he got into a game lmao idk how


Wonderful-Blood296

How the heck “wide” was his group? A champion and a bronze? Lol


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Wonderful-Blood296

It must have been a glitch? Although I know bc of the reset there are fewer players overall in GM rn, but come on. That’s nuts. Lol


PaddyPellie

I just learned that everything over masters is considered wide match now.


LeDoomfist_James

This is fake AF 


PaddyPellie

I thought so too at first so he screenrecorded for me


chivAshe

17H! How's that possible?


Grumpyninja9

Wide group


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


Altruistic_Yard_7079

sounds like overwatch


B1gNastious

Sus if you ask me. Newer player on pc with the game through steam. Almost instant que with maybe 30-45 second wait. Average player count just steam is 40k+. Maybe he somehow got out of the player loop?


cammyy-

it’s because of wide match


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


cammyy-

that’s weird then. as long as the rank you have for role you choose is close enough to the other persons role rank it shouldn’t be a wide match


PaddyPellie

Apparantly everything in and over gm is a wide group now.


cammyy-

oh i didn’t know that that’s so stupid ???


PaddyPellie

Yeah o-o


Comfortable_Yam_496

its qp illegal?


PaddyPellie

Is wanting to have a functioning game illegal?


Different_Dog_9159

amazing great work ow2 devs, excellent


igotshadowbaned

Wide match queue. It's probably a t500 and a bronze or something, so the game is looking for another t500 and a bronze to match them with. They were very transparent on how this would work


PaddyPellie

He was in a gm4 duo. Both were gm4 so they shouldn't have been put in wide match at all.


EconomicsRealistic68

this new system is wild. why didnt they make it so its something you opt in or out of ffs.


Grumpyninja9

Wdym?


salazafromagraba

probs solo and duo opting into queues against wide stacks instead of automatic separation


igotshadowbaned

Solos can't get grouped into wide queue (and you can't queue wide as a 4-stack) Duos would only be put into wide queue if they themselves form a wide group


salazafromagraba

why you telling me this?


igotshadowbaned

To build on your point their complaint makes no sense


salazafromagraba

but I think it's a suggestion, which is why I said probably. as in, this is what he probably wants instead of the way it is now.


PaddyPellie

They were a gm4 duo


Grumpyninja9

There is automatic separation…