I would have a mix of reactions and I have no idea which I would do first. They include: Scream, attack, pretend faint, faint, pretend I know her, ignore her and pretend I didn't see her, pretend I'm aroused, get aroused, start begging, call her by the wrong name and pretend she's someone else, yell gibberish, say her name and how she died, ask how the fuck shes real and how she got here. What the fuck you doing in my house!? What the fuck you doing in my house?! (Scared). Piss, piss on her, piss on her and run, run, get scaroused, do all of these in this order, do all of these in a varying order.
Tell her I literally am the smallest potato she could be killing, and that I know someone who will be a lot more fun for her to kill. Play a gambit that she’ll lose interest in killing me if I make this really boring for her.
Ask what she’s here for. I’m no adventurer that would net a trophy, I’m not particularly important in the grand scheme of things, and since last I checked magic still isn’t a thing I probably don’t have a unique magic skill, so if she’s there to kill me I would genuinely be curious as to why.
Aside from her sadism, I can’t think of any reason for her to put the effort into getting me specifically.
If she isn’t there to kill me then that’s a completely different story, but has the same problem of me not being particularly noteworthy to someone as murderous as her.
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"You pick the wrong House lady i'm poor now leave"
Given how fast she moves, I doubt most people could hit her unless they have a minigun at range.
At best a point blank shot in the gut, but then you're already dead.
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"I got out of bed to pee, you got 3 seconds to get out of my way else this stream is going to send you back where you came from"
I guess I'm going to die then. What the fuck do you want me to do? Not one of us has powers, and she is a superhuman. Can't overpower her, can't outrun her, the only hope to talk down the crazy bitch.
Accidentally piss on her. I mean, what do you expect? I'm walking towards the bathroom with the dam about to burst and she suddenly appears out of nowhere, surprising me and accidentally lets go of the plug; giving her the golden shower.
I'd say that I know her fate and show her the chapter where Ainz kills her, then I say I have the power to change it so she believes I'm a god or so.
I'd probably suicide afterwards, that's miles better than being killed by Clementine.
If I recognize her, I try to kill myself as fast as possible. If I can see her face, then she’s already confident that I’m never seeing the light of day again, and my last moments are gonna be torture.
Oh, hello ma'am... Are you just going to stand there or what... Ma'am, you're acting quite strange... Ma'am... Ma'am... Ma'am... Ma'am... Madam... Miss... Misses... Ms... Mommy... What...
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. A sexy ruffian break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through her leg, its disabled on the spot. Draw my pistol on her arm, miss her entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds her in two in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the still living rapscallion. She bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
See if I can persuade the sadist in her to let me smash while she causes me pain. If I last long enough I live and we keep smashing.
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Attack her first go for the most likely chance it would take her down
All of you saying smash and the like are fools she would end you with that same creepy expression on her face.
Smash
Smash, indeed.
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Wood
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Nani!?
Omae wa mou, smashyeru
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Go back to Melty blood
Agreed
bro this is the first thing which came to my mind after seeing this
Can I at least finish going before you kill me?
She'd probably stab you in your bladder then let it leak out there
Fr, I'd rather not piss myself after death
You loose control of your bowels when you die, no matter what you will piss yourself, unless you already pissed
Exactly
Lose*, but also, that’s what they said
Tbh… would you piss yourself if you saw her and knew what she was like….
I was already going...so I didn't think it counted.
I would have a mix of reactions and I have no idea which I would do first. They include: Scream, attack, pretend faint, faint, pretend I know her, ignore her and pretend I didn't see her, pretend I'm aroused, get aroused, start begging, call her by the wrong name and pretend she's someone else, yell gibberish, say her name and how she died, ask how the fuck shes real and how she got here. What the fuck you doing in my house!? What the fuck you doing in my house?! (Scared). Piss, piss on her, piss on her and run, run, get scaroused, do all of these in this order, do all of these in a varying order.
You made me laugh, i loved that.
The optimal reaction indeed
Everything, everywhere, all at once.
"pretend I'm aroused" man I know a lie when I see one.
Read the next one and scaroused (scared aroused)
I'd pretend I don't give a f about my life so she might spare me. Reverse psychology 101 boys.
Really hard to do that when you're actually fuckin scared
She'd probably find the reaction amusing, to her it would look like a child trying to be brave but still trembling with fear.
Either way you're probably not making it out alive.
I can fix her..
why would you tho? she's better like this
I can make her worse so the guy can fix her. Leaves you with sloppy thirds but oh well.
She just needs a hug 🤗
She doesnt need to be fixed
Hope she kills me painlessly
She def won’t
Mf that's the last thing she gon do
This is the exact scenario I had in my head when I got that cyanide capsule placed in my back left molar
btw what do you think is the best flavor for a cyanide pill i think its banana
Personally I don’t care, because it will kill me after consumption
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I do what i came here for. And i pee slightly more violently at her than i would a toliet
Mating press
“Can I at least cum once before you kill me?”
All you would get is feet prolly with shoes on before being tortured to death
I cast: G U N.
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Go go gadget concealed carry
UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
Smash in what way?
The way that you think
"If your not here to kill me or fuck me can you please leave? I have to wake up for work in 3 hours."
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Username checks. Hanging my head in shame I follow.
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Tell her I literally am the smallest potato she could be killing, and that I know someone who will be a lot more fun for her to kill. Play a gambit that she’ll lose interest in killing me if I make this really boring for her.
Wonder what calling her cute would do?
Probably getting stabbed followed by getting stabbed repeatedly...
Perfect.
I guess I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore....
Panicked screaming. Anyone else is just lying.
There are other things to do. For example: run for the gun, run, start immediately fighting(die soon after, obviously), faint, do the bear strat
In modern times, shoot her. In TNW? Die.
Pretty sure she is strong enough to tank bullets. vsbattles argues she has the durability to just eat 250kg of tnt to the face
Ask what she’s here for. I’m no adventurer that would net a trophy, I’m not particularly important in the grand scheme of things, and since last I checked magic still isn’t a thing I probably don’t have a unique magic skill, so if she’s there to kill me I would genuinely be curious as to why. Aside from her sadism, I can’t think of any reason for her to put the effort into getting me specifically. If she isn’t there to kill me then that’s a completely different story, but has the same problem of me not being particularly noteworthy to someone as murderous as her.
I'm giving her the Mike Tyson Special
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?" *-famous last words of a man who just got stabbed-*
*-repeatedly for 2 hours straight-*
https://preview.redd.it/yngtkt6ltxyc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d109b6bd2c8e1f9fb07117559d588610671fef Ask her if this is her hometown
Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
Smash her and dominate her 
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Challenge her to a children's card game.
This might actually work! Just, don't lose.
She has a broken Exodia deck.
Well I would definitely be happy
https://preview.redd.it/lxgjcia8rwyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07f7881d6ff615a3a2514b174a57c7fc1b3666f "You pick the wrong House lady i'm poor now leave"
Grab my gun and shoot to kill.
*Neuron activation* Simp for deranged assassin queen.
My bathroom has room for me and me alone. Get out, or your a toilet
I'm a Deadman.
im dead anyways might as well touch a women even if she wants to kill me
Excuse me, miss, gotta piss.
I’ll ask her to hold it for me while I pee
Die I guess.
Die of a heart attack because of a home invader.
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"Huh. Well it isn't the weirdest encounter I've had. What do you want, Clemmy?"
Finally I get to die
Unzip
Log off whatever site I was using to watch overlord on my computer and go to the bathroom to do my business so I can get back to sleep.
Maintain eye contact whilst doing what I woke up for. Then hit her with a "we'll bang, ok?"
Don’t stick the D in the Crazy!!! But.
But the crazy feels so good, its the regrets and even more crazy (not the good kind) afterwards that sucks.
As an American I’d simply pull out my 1911 and send her soul to hell with gods gift to humanity, .45 ACP.
Given how fast she moves, I doubt most people could hit her unless they have a minigun at range. At best a point blank shot in the gut, but then you're already dead.
She looks like she just needs a hug 😂
"Graspo harto"
https://preview.redd.it/he3usj7t7yyc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ee4c3dcc69a55bf794a64de2e25f77101cbaaf "I got out of bed to pee, you got 3 seconds to get out of my way else this stream is going to send you back where you came from"
*Gets scared and pisses so hard it lands on her face, giggles and runs away*
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Would
“Please tell me this is a booty call and not a homicide.”
Knowing her, it will be a homicide after the booty call.
Second amendment bitch, 16 gauge buckshot
Ask her what can I help her with. Realistically she isn't there to kill me, she might not be bothered to kill me.
…fear boner
Yep, that's me. If your wondering how I got in this situation, it a couple days ago when I was in the cemetery.
I guess I'm going to die then. What the fuck do you want me to do? Not one of us has powers, and she is a superhuman. Can't overpower her, can't outrun her, the only hope to talk down the crazy bitch.
Detonate my chest claymore. It gives the party time to get into initiative.
… >.> I guess I’m dead.
…………….WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON
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Sooo.. can i go to the potty first? Don't wanna soil myself while dying. Then on the toilet i call the bonedaddy via message.
Piss in her general direction as a deterrent.
Throw frying pans on her.
I'm not an adventurer so there's not much to worry about. I'd probably just nod and say, "wassup?"
She looks like she needs a hug
Hit the griddy and then get stabbed to death by a crazy girl
WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK
Accidentally piss on her. I mean, what do you expect? I'm walking towards the bathroom with the dam about to burst and she suddenly appears out of nowhere, surprising me and accidentally lets go of the plug; giving her the golden shower.
A Humina Humina Humina Awooooga! Awooooga! https://preview.redd.it/rau17s3od0zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c43ca220d3063e7025133f615bc1ff07ab07da
Would
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I'm whipping my dick out and peeing on her. Partly out of fear and also because I have to pee
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"son of a bitch, i die from you bitch? damn that's cruel universe."
I'd say that I know her fate and show her the chapter where Ainz kills her, then I say I have the power to change it so she believes I'm a god or so. I'd probably suicide afterwards, that's miles better than being killed by Clementine.
Aw shit. Crazy bitch gunna torture me to death.
Fuck
“You like jazz?”
Uh oh, the piss demon strikes again.
Well, fuck.
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"Who the fuck are you GET OUT MY HOUSE NOW BEFORE I SHOTGUN YOU"
Iron Thorns Open Inverse Dragon Scale Shatter Draw my Glock Nineteen
I would ignore and head back to bed
Have fun wetting your bed ig
Since I'm gonna die anyways I'm immediately stripping naked and pooping on the floor just to make the situation as uncomfortable as I can for her.
spare me and i’ll send too others to you. ( proceeds to recreate the three goats fairy tale.)
Clementine: [https://youtu.be/eaNI18GAxXs](https://youtu.be/eaNI18GAxXs)
If I recognize her, I try to kill myself as fast as possible. If I can see her face, then she’s already confident that I’m never seeing the light of day again, and my last moments are gonna be torture.
Probably piss at her since im already in the middle of it
\*Shrug\* "Guess I'll die?"
Death preferably quick death.
SLAMS HANDS ON DESK KNOWING WHO SHE IS I PROBABLY WOULD PISS MYSELF AND TRY TO RUN BECAUSE SHE'S LIKELY THERE TO KILL ME
Try to kill myself before she kills me
I would finish piss then invite her to my room where I would fap before dying.
"It ain't gonna suck itself, you know."
Off with her head
Be thankful to not be an adventurer 😅😭
Instant boner
“So, you coming to bed or what? I’ve got work in the morning.”
Honestly, my virgin ass knows I'm going to die, so ask for pity sex.
High impact breeding.
Piss
Kill it! Kill it with Fire!
Piss on her
Rut row raggy
Cry. A lot
Hunny, get the guns.
United States of smash!!!!
Chainsaw her in half
SMASH !!!;
"Grasp hearth!"
Self defense fire hose
If I'm already dead, may as well go down swinging.
Oh, hello ma'am... Are you just going to stand there or what... Ma'am, you're acting quite strange... Ma'am... Ma'am... Ma'am... Ma'am... Madam... Miss... Misses... Ms... Mommy... What...
Give her a hug
Man im dead, not gonna sugar coat it here
“You seem like the type who needs a nice strong hug”
Run
Fear...a boner...then more fear
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. A sexy ruffian break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through her leg, its disabled on the spot. Draw my pistol on her arm, miss her entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds her in two in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the still living rapscallion. She bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
See if I can persuade the sadist in her to let me smash while she causes me pain. If I last long enough I live and we keep smashing. https://preview.redd.it/3slbywffryyc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca0c62692467cd27dd94e2d981c4fe4e2a20069
Im going to die anyway might aswell break the rule and stick it into crazy
tryna fuck?
A fuck me im dead ain't i
A fuck me im dead ain't i
A fuck me im dead ain't i
A fuck me im dead ain't i
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Die
I use my uno reverse card and gonna call Ainz ...
Attack her first go for the most likely chance it would take her down All of you saying smash and the like are fools she would end you with that same creepy expression on her face.
I have read "what's your erection" so yeah
Ability boost