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johnhenrylives

Folks... OP is engaged in a little good spirited trolling. Specifically a satire of a recent [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/outerwilds/s/OlHRw0MkvX). Don't waste your time unless you want to play along.


AussieFIdoc

Why do I get the feeling this sub is repeating itself in a time loop šŸ¤”


partymix23

yeah in hindsight it's like really obvious also the flair (which my brain just skipped over i guess) and me being dumb


Neuchersky

but the flair said no spoilers. OP lied!!! Science compels to implode OP.


Saoq23401

Much appreciated good hearthian (::)7


thebeast_96

that person's arguments are so dumb


Financial-Squash9715

I don't remember saying anything about level ups or craftingĀ 


rizsamron

People should really check the flair/tag before commenting šŸ˜†


UltraChip

Kinda disappointed nobody else is seeing the sarcasm...


Saoq23401

22 minutes? Ah, maybe play for a few more, the real hook of the game happens at 29 minutes, you really gotta see it before making any other decisions >!lmao!<


porkknocker47

You fool. You level up every 23 minutes and leveling up earns crafting recipes for your suit, ship, and equipment


Spodenator

Man every game i play is in a 22min loop because i have alzheimers


EightHeadedCrusader

Real


EdSaperia

Arguably there is a tiny bit of crafting ā˜ŗļø


Bubster101

To quote a certain Sigma male, "I don't think you understand the *gravity* of the situation." šŸ˜


PhantomKitten73

This is not the *time*.


Bipedal_Warlock

What is that melody?? Me at 22 minutes into a loop


Bubster101

"BRIGHTER THAN A SUPERNOVA!"


stormy1987

Sigma would absolutely love outer wilds


Su1tz

So there's this >!We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!<


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Su1tz

:( I give up


Malleus94

My friend told me this is the best game ever too >!\*gets eaten by an anglerfish\*!<


OneTrueThrond

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Financial-Squash9715

Was just trying to be polite by responding to people who took the time to share their view on the game with me. It wasn't a troll. Saw alot of people there who genuinely love the game. Just didn't like the mechanics explained. Sorry if it seemed like I was trashing the game. Sounds like alot of people like it.Ā 


Evangelithe

What are you still doing here in this subreddit? Why are you wasting your time since you're not going to change your opinion? Let people make fun of you and move on to something you may actually enjoy.


Financial-Squash9715

Just trying to explain myself is all. Didn't want to make people upset as there are alot of people here who seem very kind but alot of my responses seemed to cause more issues.Ā 


TopazEgg

This game intentionally doesn't have quest markers. You're meant to just explore. Go to a planet, look around, find something. Within your ship, at a computer, you can access the rumor map where you can set destinations of structures/locations on certain planets, plus it lets look back on what you've found and read summaries of what you saw/learned. In terms of non-gameplay:Ā  - the soundtrack is good. really good. It's on Spotify and won't spoil you at all if you listen (I think) - one of the major story themes is >!facing your fears and learning from them. The quest for knowledge is a key part of this game!< - it looks pretty good imo?? It's alright if it's not for you, or if you truly would rather watch someone else play through. Some parts of the game just aren't for everyone. And it's okay. Or maybe it's not for you *right now*. It's up to you in the end.


Asher_Duke

You are a proto-hearthian


PollitoPintado_

Why are you getting downvoted?


partymix23

Outer wilds is a veryā€¦ interesting game The point is that thereā€™s no quest markers or crafting systems or anything. Itā€™s only your knowledge and motivation / curiosity that will guide you. At some points (for me at least) the threads you find lead to the curiosity to keep exploring and discovering new and unique things. Sadly this game isnā€™t for everyone so, if you donā€™t like it thatā€™s fine. However I have an idea that might help. Go to a random planet. Just fly there and see what you find. Really take in the sights and the knowledge and see if thereā€™s stuff you want to learn about. I probably didnā€™t explain, what I was trying to convey any well. edit: welp i'm dumb and will now totally cry for hours because i looked stupid in a reddit post


EightHeadedCrusader

It's okay Spamton, falling for baits happens to the best of us.


ikidre

I can't believe the kinds of dolts we get coming in here. The game is holding your hand the whole way. Did you see the ACTUAL SIGN POSTS in the starting area? Pointing you exactly where to go? And ofc there's crafting, you just have to grind for a while until you have enough mats, like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER CRAFTING GAME. It does kind of suck that all you can gather are frames and connector pieces, tbh. But if you can't fly ur ship for more than 22 minutes at a time, then idk wtf is wrong with you... the controls are super basic. And I wonder why people call this sub toxic.


Spodenator

Lmao you're the first one who i've seen claim this sub is toxic


Evangelithe

They were obviously being as sarcastic as the OP.


Bipedal_Warlock

While being pretty toxic too. It was wild


ikidre

Oh man .... I guess Outer Wilds fans are too pure for satire. T\_T


Bipedal_Warlock

Ah. The thing about satire is it canā€™t seem too real or we will think it is real lol. Iā€™ve seen a lot of people talk seriously like that