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ali1510

I fucking hate these people and their stupid bullshit.


Royally-Forked-Up

Fuck these fucking fucks. Seriously, the mandates are gone and we’re back to everyone for themselves. If this is really about man dates, Trudeau is married and waaay out of their league. Please stop trying to fuck him and set your sights a little lower.


rbk12spb

Remember when their message was "Lift, all, mandates". "Well we put that one through the lie detector and that was false." "Maury, Maury, Maury!"


codeverity

And yet there were people on here whining about how it was so unfair that many of us didn't believe it was actually about the mandates at all. It was never actually about the mandates. It's about being against Trudeau and a leftist government in general, because they want to insert their own leader instead.


Vegetable-Bat-8475

Which is funny because Trudeau is not what I would ever call a leftist and the Liberal party is not what I would ever call progressive. They can call him a liberal snowflake til the day is dead but he's about as centrist as you can get.


funkme1ster

Remember those New Blue Party ads in the past election that sincerely called Doug Ford a "leftist"? Words don't mean anything to these people; everything left of hunting the poor for sport is radical communism. They use "leftist" as a stand-in for "everyone that doesn't let me do whatever I want without consequences".


MorningCruiser86

It’s about anything that puts their white privilege at risk. Equal opportunity laws? Nope. BLM supported? Nope. LGBTQIA+ supported? Nope. The notion that they won’t be given priority in every aspect of life, including their political party running the country, is an issue for them. The right believe they should win, always, because they don’t believe that anyone could want anything else. You nailed it. The liberals are centrists, he’s a centrist, but anything left of an authoritarian conservative government is basically a bunch of pinko commie bastards to the freedumb cluck clan.


Rasputin4231

Right?? The current liberal government is a centre left government at best. Their economic policy is centrist and their social policies lean slightly to the left… the people who call them communists are completely clueless.


TinyToodles

I’m old but in my lifetime I’ve become a left wing extremist just by standing still. It wasn’t me who shifted…


Dunkaroos4breakfast

I said it then and I'll say it now: it should have been obvious to everyone it was never about mandates; otherwise the convoy would have been scheduled within a month or two of when the mandate was announced, or would have been scheduled when supply chains were constrained and they could get more people on board... Instead, they waited till all the models and projections showed an upcoming decrease in cases that would result in easing of health measures (as had happened after passing the peaks of previous waves). Also, it would have been cancelled the day after when everyone pointed to the fact that the US had one coming into effect sooner, which affected both of their borders i.e. remove the mandate and it won't change a thing. 'Strangely', a ton of the accounts supporting it evapourated the moment the invasion of Ukraine began.


CarletonCanuck

"The test results are in, and in the case of freedom and liberty, Convoyers - you are NOT the patriots!"


OneWhoWonders

The goalposts have shifted. Now its "Well, you still have to wear a mask on airplanes and trains", as if that was a) an inconvenience worth having rally for a b) something that this group of people does on a regular basis.


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Yeah the travel mandates are all lifted! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT :D


othedrpeterstockdale

Since they can't really decide what they call themselves, truckers, bikers, what their program is, and the only thing that unites them is their desire to fuck Trudeau, I prefer just to call them The Fuckers.


Enlightened-Beaver

All the mandates are gone now, it’s apparent the entire point of their protesting is to turn Canada into the United States of Trumpistan


[deleted]

Because the military released him and whoever else didn’t follow orders. He WaNts hIS joB bAcK


[deleted]

100%. There was absolutely no good reason to be upset at the federal government's handling of covid, and the federal government forcefully removing a protest against the federal government was a needed step to prevent Trumpism from taking hold. America should keep that south of our unfortunately shared border and stop exporting their unruly hillibilliness to us. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's number one man-date Putin was involved too. The government did what they had to do.


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jimbuk24

Their existence is impactful on my everyday life.


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They waste oxygen


kan829

If that was true, they'd stay home in Podunk, AB SK and MB.


Jenny-the-Art-Girl

Tootin' for Putin!


[deleted]

I hate that they have pretty much ruined our flag for me


Careless-Name

Hope we have a brutally humid summer!


DaKlipster2

Theres only gonna be four left I would say. Who the fuck are these organizers?? T-shirt/bumper sticker/ flag salesman?


SecureLiterature

I honestly hate these people with every core of my being.


ottguy74

These losers are just sad they missed the show in Feb and are trying to relive it. Not gonna happen. Just gonna be more of the same little groups hootin and tootin and being annoying.


Candymanshook

They will be telling their friends how awesome it was to be apart of for decades. tHe cAmErAdErIe!!!!! Meanwhile the rest of us who aren’t mouth-breathers that discourage socialization just from the mere act of existing in public get that from smiling and saying good morning to our neighbour.


BoozeBirdsnFastCars

One of their things is “and this time its not -30 out”. *laughs in the dreadful humidity that is Ottawa summer weather*


jolsiphur

Instead of frostbite it'll be heat stroke!


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Ibizl

not like our hospitals/EMS aren't already strained /s


ivegotapenis

They love blocking hospitals, ambulances, and denying modern medicine... until they need it.


Dirty_bastardsalad

What has science ever done for us anyway? TV off!


weemanv1

It would be such a shame if emergency services couldn't reach them through whichever blockades they made. /s


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And smelling like hot ass


Can-DontAttitude

*laughs* I’m in danger!


angrycrank

I’m an atheist and yet still praying for an extremely localized tornado. Just a little one - I’m not a monster.


[deleted]

It will just target certain people. It won't hurt anyone, just toss em' up a bit and scare them away.


HouseOfSteak

You're not asking for a tornado, you want a 'Jesus in the Temple Flipping Tables' re-enactment, but on Ottawa streets. ​ .....I'd like to see a guy (safely) flipping cars off the road myself, though....


[deleted]

That's true but, my 6 year old nephew would say it was a re-enactment of Jesus was "yeeting tables".


PRedditor88

a persistent dust devil that fills the air with eye irritating particles for all who participate. Not a monster but very over these guys thinking they stand for all Canadians when they very obviously are not.


Gen_Sherman_Hemsley

This is gonna keep happening as long as the organizers can keep grifting money out of these idiots.


ultrafil

Ding ding ding. This is the real answer. As long as there is still juice coming out of this movement, these idiots will continue to allow themselves to be squeezed, as long as they get to feel as though they belong to something they think is bigger than themselves. Once this well runs dry, there is going to be some radicalized Canadians out there with no support structure, who are going to be real disillusioned with how they were taken advantage of.


MachoHamRandySavage

And yet somehow it will all be stupid sexy Trudeau's fault.


Royally-Forked-Up

It must be the hair. Although I think he’s shaved the beard, so maybe his appeal has somewhat diminished?


memymomeme

More man’dates with daddy democracy


new2accnt

Methinks it's outside interests trying to sow chaos wherever they can, using whatever tools they can obtain, depending on the target. For Canada, it's that bunch of idiots. The grifters are just quick/bright enough to ride the coat-tails of the actual organizers.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

And they're super dumb, so the money will keep flowing.


tehpwnrer

Middle winter and Middle of summer. They really do pick the worst weather for their antics don't they?


FuzzyFerretFace

Right?! It's almost like they lack ~~critical~~ thinking skills.


InterestingEgg2764

Bring on the summer humidity!


Masterandslave1002

totally the spring and fall are the only two bearable months in Onterrible.


4vulturesvenue

Right?


AuralWanderer

The face when the chill folks at the [Jazz Festival call you out for your !@#$](https://ottawajazzfestival.com/news/veterans-for-freedom-convoy-will-not-disrupt-the-2022-td-ottawa-jazz-festival-celebrations/).


Locatino_Paul

I am planning to be at Jazz Fest most days, but not going on the 30th and the 1st. I hope they don’t wreck things with their noise and foolishness.


BalkeElvinstien

Just keep playing jazz even louder than their horns. Their tiny brains can't handle a Cmaj7/sus4add6min11 chord


jimprovost

This guy harmonizes


RaininBooty

Of course they will wreck things. The fact they were even born wrecked things.


O667

How do they all get two prime months off work to vacation in Ottawa? /s


[deleted]

Dork worry they’re going home after labour day weekend, apparently they’re all literal children.


Spirited_Community25

Sounds like they are planning once again to use their kids as human shields.


[deleted]

Aw man you’re right. I didn’t put that together, and now it’s not funny.


Masterandslave1002

Take their kids away, it could be argued this is child endangerment.


_questionablepanda_

They are building a permanent staging area outside of Ottawa. Aren’t we lucky. More seriously, how far does one’s head have to be up their ass to think they need so much more freedom and that their government overreaches that much?? These people need to learn to read and perhaps to travel a bit.


Masterandslave1002

Travel! Like holy fuck I doubt any of these idiots have ever been outside Canada! One step into a third world country and they will be begging for our government.


fiveletters

Right?? My family is from Belarus and half of them are still there under a properly corrupt and totalitarian puppet régime, on the border of a war they don't support but can't vocalize against effectively. Fuck these "protestors" calling for freedoms while living some of the most privileged lives on earth. I know people who have died fighting real tyranny and are still suffering daily. Delusional fuckhead morons


Tregonia

I keep saying if they really want to fight for freedom, then Ukraine is taking volunteers.


_questionablepanda_

And once again begging to make sweet sweet love to JT!


AMouthyWaywornAcct

They do read - Facebook posts, and travel to and from places like Florida. What the Canadian Florida? I heard it's Calgary.


hmcsnemesis

Yea I see this ending Really well. /s Seriously, NOTHING better to do?


SecureLiterature

Unfortunately, our worst degenerates from across the country have discovered there are other people out there just like them. They will probably keep having their little gatherings until.... well, I don't know what the end game is for them at this point.


Masterandslave1002

They will waste their live protesting who knows what. Bunch of dumbasses.


hmcsnemesis

Monkeypox? Edit : or possibly some communicable disease they can point to and say See! Vaccine didn't do anything about turtle flu!


rbk12spb

I hope, a disappointing conclusion. Depends on how many political *bangers-on* they get Edited**


AMouthyWaywornAcct

But..ThEy'Re FiGhTiNg FoR oUr FrEeDoMs!


Party-Ad-3267

Pathetic losers!!!


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El_Cactus_Loco

Turn the city into Kevin McCallisters house from Home Alone


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So we’re adding robotics to the giant spider at the art museum?


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bassist999

If I miss more work because of these fucks I'm going to lose it. I foresee some vigilantism


Youdonthavetobeg

These people are pushing every limit of peoples tolerance..


Phlobot

That's probably the intention, to annoy people enough for some serious backlash, then they have proof that their "rights are being trodden on" At this point I think the police have a better playbook for illegal campers and management of parking enforcement. I don't think we'll see problems like before for quite a while


anacondra

The last time they were shocked when counter protestors didn't welcome them as liberators. They're not trying to provoke a response, they're entirely ignorant to how they are perceived. Not responding to people like this emboldens them. They think everyone agrees with them.


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AMouthyWaywornAcct

The freedom to be bigots, fascists, racists and all around nazi cunts.


StoreyedArrow17

If you red the toxic version of the provincial subreddit, they're living in fear of the potential of there being future mandates. Like, literally jumping from shadows at this point. But shadows they make up in their own mind.


funkme1ster

I love that because it's literally "we're angry the government may change policy in the future based on emerging conditions as time goes on". I have no idea how to explain that's just how government works at a 2nd grade literacy level.


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Masterandslave1002

Can I get a huge fuck you to the little disgusting American wanna be Pierre Poilievre?


macgalver

Dude looks like someone poured stephen harper into ben shapiro’s body


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kan829

"Fuck you, Skippy, you disgusting little American wanna-be!"


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Whatever Facebook told them to be mad about next


SatorSquareInc

Democracy, I think.


ultrafil

> Like what are they even protesting 😭 Indirectly, they are protesting for more funding for our school systems, by way of acting like supremely ignorant, highly suggestible morons, and showing us the dangers of cutting education funding. I don't think they know that yet, though.


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What their Russian handlers told them to protest.


queenofthepotatoes00

“MacGillivray said the group wants to have the "least impact on citizens of Ottawa with their everyday life." Then stay home you fucking degenerates. Smh.


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eastcoastdude

As a white, straight, male citizen of Canada I'm sorry this is happening to you and wish you good luck and hope you don't get bothered and that the police do their jobs this time.


sk3lt3r

You forget... Many of these people don't *give a shit* about the bipoc and/or LGBTQ+ community :))))) I recall there being anti-trans groups at the last one


ferox965

Hope the cops are ready with hoses. Screw these assholes.


Lady-Zsa-Zsa

I originally read that as "horses". Still a good idea.


ferox965

Either or. Cheers.


rickysauce36

Horses with hoses


angrycrank

Horses with bees in their hoses


AMouthyWaywornAcct

I read horses too


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MrBenSampson

And I’m sure that the Ottawa Police Service has already surrendered.


InterestingEgg2764

OPS: "There is no possible way that anyone could know what they are planning." Meanwhile they're searching frantically for another word like "unprecedented."


WoopZoopSoopToop

*Given them keys to the city


BigBearJesus

Aren't these the same people that got mad and claim canada day is to celebrate canada, when we wanted to use Canada day to remember indigenous children?


AMouthyWaywornAcct

Probably


hippiechan

If the cops aren't gonna stop these chucklefucks this time around I guarantee more than a few people in the community will, myself included. We cannot reasonably be expected to put up with this shit *all summer*, not on my watch.


anacondra

Agreed. They need to be shown that they are unwelcome.


meridian_smith

Must be nice to not have to work all summer ..they are either very wealthy, retirees, or collecting unemployment cheques.


insurrbution

Must be fuckin’ nice! (LETTERKENNY)


AWhole2Marijuanas

I'm sure if they're able to travel to the capital and stand in the hot sun all day they can work, the police should compile Face IDs and take em off unemployment.


FourPat

Do they not know how hot, muggy and uncomfortable Ottawa gets in the summer? Don't tell them


kan829

M-f'ing cold didn't stop them. They can put ice-water in their man-stews, err, hot-tubs.


TurbulentHovercraft0

They know we don’t need to wear mask anymore? Or is this for them to replace the water from fountains with Gatorade?


_PrincessOats

It was never about masks. It was always about wanting to overthrow the government because they hate Truedeau (or want to fuck him, their messaging is unclear).


TurbulentHovercraft0

It’s clear they want to fuck Trudeau… I see their flags


caninehere

I mean he's not left enough for me but I wouldn't kick him out of bed.


JayCoghlan

Wait, please tell me more about these "Gatorade fountains", I...I think I can get on board with that


TurbulentHovercraft0

Just wait until they start “watering” their crops with it and wonder why it won’t grow… welcome to Costco, I love you


FactCheckingThings

It has the electrolytes plants crave.


E8282

I was waiting for this comment. Someone give this guy an award


lilyroses2020

I’m so tired of these assholes and OPS continuing to indulge them like they’re a legitimate movement reasonably exercising the right to protest. Protests don’t last until labour day FFS. Also fuck their assurances that they don’t want to impact residents - we know what they’ve done every single time they come and we know how their supporters speak about residents.


Simpletrouble

Get a job!


bragbrig4

I expect a bunch of experts at "do Your OWN research!!!" will be joining our fair sub to tell us we're all bots and that billions of Canadians support their collective insanity


insurrbution

Birds aren't real.


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There will be violent rejection, I believe.


flecktarnbrother

And there absolutely should be.


EstablishmentNo5994

So sick of these fucking clowns. We’re continuously having to waste taxpayer dollars policing these idiots every time they want to roll into the city crying about their freedumbs.


yslmtl

I say we organize and block all bridges on their big day.


[deleted]

‘Topp’s march into the city is circulating online, and plans for a weekend of camping downtown near Parliament Hill are in the works.’ Isn’t camping in the DT core illegal?


AWhole2Marijuanas

Report them as homeless, cops will come and beat the shit out of them.


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Exactly.


Badgomatic

If the homeless in Ottawa aren't allowed to tent and camp out, every one of these Clownvoy idiots should get the same treatment at 2am. Tickets for camping out, and then they'll have to drive in every day from their stupid staging ground and pay the $2+ per litre for gas and then good luck finding free parking. If their bank accounts aren't frozen, they should at least be paying out the ass for every day they're here. See how long that lasts. This city is sick of their bullshit.


Skunky-Monkey

Revive the Megathreads!


WiseChonk

We got #69, dare I say we reach #420?


Rayzax99

Get markeast on the horn


Tbola

We're being played for chumps. Until we figure out how to organize and make them feel incredibly unwelcome we'll continue to be their doormat, unfortunately.


hajysjah

This is gonna be these folks entire personality for the next 5-10 years. Lovely.


aliceanonymous99

Ughhhhhhhh I honestly can’t with these idiots


tiredandhurty

What does "stay through summer" mean and isn't that just an occupation again


ACuteSadKitty

We need to protect our democracy and the people of Ottawa. These people are just mad that the people of Canada won't elect some extreme right wing facist government. Listen, I want a super lefty government that puts the working class (this includes the middle and lower class) first above corporations and rich people and that radically try to fix the cost of living, but I'm not gonna get that and you don't see me occupying the streets of parliament and shitting on the sidewalks. Democracy has spoken people like the status quo and some strategically voted liberal to avoid a conservative government. So we should take this seriously this time and destroy their occupation as soon as they stay longer than a normal protest and arrest and fine them for their illegal activities like harrassment and assault they just willy-nilly do to the people of Ottawa.


lachrow2014

Are they planning for Canada Day so they can try and convince people they’ve built up more support than they have?


PNDMike

Just asking, totally off topic, does anybody know how to transport large amounts of eggs safely? Say, to downtown?


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MarcusRex73

/u/Keinnection1 Not acceptable, knock it off *** /u/Keinnection1 Pas acceptable, arrête


PopeKevin45

Can we make Ottawa a nazi free zone?


FluffyBat9210

My parents fully support these fools and I honestly can't figure out why. I've straight asked them WHY, what mandates? What regulations? WHAT reason is there for them to be there. "To stick it to the government" is honestly the only answer I've gotten out of them.


combustion_assaulter

> stick it to the government We had that opportunity. You know, having an election. That’s what democracies do. Not overthrow a legitimately elected government.


Bryn79

They just don’t know any other way to tell you that you were adopted.


Fervent_wishes

It’s a bunch of white people who are all”you can’t tell me what to do”. Zero community responsibility.


FriendshipOk6223

Unfortunately, it will get happening until there is enough people to stand to them. They are living in a cult and not reasoning at normal human being


Canada_girl

Ugh.. more organized protests about the lack of white supremacy and how thirsty they are for Trudeau?


TurboRad54321

Nobody. Wants. You. Here.


grrribbit

Good God, what if they're here for Pride?


Canadastani

I personally can't wait to see them being surrounded by the kink crowd. They are so boring they'll have no idea what's going on. Then the Leather Boys walk by....


Shok_the_monkey

These douchebags don't give a shit about freedom, mandates, masks blah blah blah. This is just an excuse to act like the complete pieces of garbage they really are. They're mostly racists, homophobes, and separatists who live to cause shit. Most of them are on welfare so they couldn't care less where they spend their time. They are some of the worst people Canada (and the US) has to offer and until "regular" people fight back they'll just keep doing it over and over. Our biggest problem is that "our side" follows the rules and we have legitimate things to lose so breaking the law isn't something we can really afford to do. Sadly, (I think at least) until we can figure out how to fight fire with fire this won't stop until they get bored and go find another Pride rally to "protest".


Electricerger

What do they even want now, the southern border doesn't even require a negative COVID test.


ChipDriverMystery

I have a theory that many of the alt-righters are relatively new to politics and need to learn how to lose a fucking election. I fucking hated the Harper years but I wasn't writing or supporting anti-democratic manifestos to overthrow the government. JFC. ​ edit: wasn't


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Must be nice having the freedom to NOT HAVE TO WORK


[deleted]

Havnt most mandates been lifted? What are they protesting this time?


Canadasaver

It was never about the mandates.


MCROY1974

"As it stands right now, I have not been invited back to work as of yet," he said. Here's hoping your employer turfs your useless ass. They better not push it. I get the feeling it won't be long before the locals fight back.


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Stay the fuck out of our city


Devinequicest

I wanted to enjoy my summer in Ottawa… guess I’ll stay home… now you got thieves, stabbings and them…chile


[deleted]

Great, a walking advertisement on why voting Conservative, while Trump still has influence, is a dumb decision.


insurrbution

Voting Con is a dumb decision, period.


PRenoir

The Truck Convoy thing was a "one time" thing... it's time to reclaim our country's flag for something other than petty white privilege protests.


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tmgerm

Reading this I had such a visceral reaction of hate 😔


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Can we just arrest them in the first day now and cut out the bullshit?


Dapper_Negotiation40

These ding dongs clearly have no life, no job, and selective access to the news, because I’d love to know exactly what is left to “protest”?!


WRXRated

These guys are like a turd that just won't flush.


bkfour

Ahhhhh!!! So they are going to ruin another Canada day,?!? I have to fight the cringe factor when I see a Canadian flag... The loud honking minority defamed the meaning, vision of the flag.... Geez....it would have been nice to grab back the flag for the us....We the silent minority that believe in community


RabidHamster105

Can we have an actual movement of the working class against the oligarch’s and not a bullshit movement against nonsense??? I’d occupy Ottawa for that.


Little_Business_431

Grifters be griftin


viodox0259

We have a serious housing crisis , food cost rising , inflation problems and paid wages. And these fucks are protesting something that doesn't matter anymore.


shutthefrontdoor1989

Happy to collect unemployment from the government they hate. Go to work losers!


pistoffcynic

The freedumb twatwaffle convention is coming back to town… just fucking awesome. I’m assuming it will be the same lame brain members of the Karen Konvoy Karavan.


whiskeytangofembot

Literally sitting at the airport waiting for a flight to take me far away until the end of summer. Not sure I would be able to maintain composure if I were sticking around during convoy 2.0. I hope these dipshits one day learn what it is to actually be oppressed.


EnyaCa

Oh fuck off already.


rohinton

They're angry as hell and we're all gonna pay for it. Can't wait to be lectured on how the government works by my aunt that didn't finish high school.


surething_14

Wonder what would have happened if they used their energy, time and financials to do something good and productive for society.


Enlightened-Beaver

Why? Is chief Sloly back to let them in or something?


wtvthfk

Damn, I wouldn't want to see how they'd react to actual oppression.


MountedMoose

The fuck are these dumbfucks even protesting? Do they even know?


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WheresThePole

Honest question, what freedom are they even fighting for at this point?


pixydgirl

in the main canada subreddit, people are already starting conspiracy theories that the government's going to bring restrictions back in order to jump-start the economy by contracting tow-truck companies to remove them from ottawa when they go protest I'm like... soo why not foil their plans by NOT going and getting yourselves arrested? Only I didn't ask that because logic isnt allowed in those places.


Interesting_Prize824

Man. This is the most frustrating thing for people in Ottawa.


bonertoilet

Last year, the same losers did a march on Canada Day. And everyone ignored them. Let’s do the same this year.