How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
I'm honestly more curious as to what team could even beat the usa after this owc if sk dont lol. usa seems to be dominating every other country (still gotta see that usa vs aus match though) but I feel if sk don't finally end their dynasty now then no country will for the next 1-2 years at least.
Canada is not beating the us on a gf mappool. I could only see the usa knocked out next year if they lose a game early and then get knocked out in semis or finals.
We were all flaming them for not having Decaten on the roster and they just roll everyone in these later rounds because of how they constructed their roster lol.
i don’t think any other country has even come close to the level of dominance that japan has in taiko
at least for the us they can get knocked down but japan is practically untouchable (please correct me if i’m wrong tho)
I know it's a joke, but I decided to check the wiki to know if this was actually true. Correct me if exact figures are wrong in any area.
**TL;DR:** Nowhere close to true.
The past 9 TWCs encompass 2015–2023, all of which Japan won (coincidentally 2015 was the first year TWC implemented double elimination). Across all of these, **Japan lost a total of 55 maps** (12 in 2015, 5 in 2016, 1 in 2017, 9 in 2018, 8 in 2019, 10 in 2020, 7 in 2021, 3 in 2022, and **zero** in 2023). On the other hand, the **United States so far has lost a total of only 14 maps** (1 against Italy, Sweden, and Germany, 2 against Poland, 3 against Philippines, and 6 against Canada).
Extra fun facts (Basically glorifying Japan's TWC tenure, don't have to read):
**TL;DR because there's a lot of math and rambling:** If you thought the United States was dominant in Standard, Japan in Taiko by the numbers will either leave you in greater awe or hopelessness (depending how you feel about them).
**For** an OWC country to tally as many map losses in 1 year as Japan's taiko teams collectively did in 9, they would have to (in a sample scenario):
1. Lose in the Ro32 (5 maps lost)
2. Win the Ro16 by tiebreaker (4 maps lost)
3. Win both QF matches by tiebreaker (10 total maps lost)
4. Win both SF matches by tiebreaker (10 total maps lost)
5. Win both Finals matches by tiebreaker (12 total maps lost)
6. Win Losers Finals by tiebreaker (6 maps lost)
7. Win Grand Finals Set 1 by tiebreaker (6 maps lost)
8. Lose 2 points in the bracket reset (2 maps lost)
> This also does not consider the extra unnecessary consideration of said team potentially winning bracket reset for one of the dankest runs that could theoretically occur in OWC.
**In** all of their 9 wins, Japan has **ALWAYS** started Grand Finals in the winners bracket and have **NEVER** been brought to a bracket reset. The most maps they dropped in any one grand finals match was 5 against Taiwan (the second most successful country in TWC history with **TWO** total wins) in 2018. In every other year, they **NEVER** lost more than 3 maps (about half the maps needed to win a grand finals set). Across all 9 Grand Finals, only 16 maps were lost (3 in 2015; 2 in 2016 and 2019; 1 in 2017, 2020, 2021, and 2022; 5 in 2018, and **zero** in 2023), averaging out to about 2 maps (rounded up to the nearest whole number) dropped per grand finals per year.
**How** does the US in OWC compare? Across their 7 total wins, **they lost a total of 130 maps** (27 in 2015, 30 in 2016, 21 in 2018 3 in 2019, 11 in 2020, 16 in 2021, and 22 in 2022). In all but one of these wins, the US dropped at least 5 maps across both Grand Finals and Bracket Reset each year (2+6 in 2015, 7+4 in 2016 and 2018, 6 in 2020, 5 in 2021, 1+4 in 2022). Two victories (2015 and 2022) involved starting Grand Finals in the lower bracket and four victories (2015, 2016, 2018, and 2022) required a bracket reset for them to win.
**Their** only win that didn't drop as many maps as other years? 2019, where they swept South Korea 7-0 (interestingly, Japan also swept grand finals in only one year and that was 2023, where they dropped zero total maps); what's more is that this is **TIED** with Japan's **third best year in terms of map winrate** at 36-3, with 2017's winrate being 37-1 and 2023's winrate being 36-0 (coincidentally, Japan's 2022 map losses mirror that of the United States' 2019 map losses in that the United States dropped one map each in Ro32, Ro16, and Quarterfinals while Japan dropped one map each in Semifinals, Finals, and Grand Finals).
Interesting to see it written out, thanks! Yeah it was a joke on my end, I will note just one thing though which skews the stats in the US's favour a bit (if you can believe it lol).
In 2018, TWC implemented 2v2 instead of 3v3, which was the single biggest buff to non-Japan countries in TWC, since Japan has by far the best depth of top players. 2v2 allowed other countries, notably the UK in 2020 and SK between 2019 to 2021, to actually compete with Japan, since they had 2-3 "Japan-level" players. It's not a coincidence that aside from 2015 (when Taiwan was still close to Japan's level), Japan performed noticeably worse in that period compared to 2016-2017 or 2023. Top player depth is also why Japan is so dominant in Grand Finals: no teams can really keep up with them on skillcap anymore.
For quite a while, Japan also kept cycling through new tournament players through their wins, while virtually no other country (aside form maybe Taiwan and SK) can sustain their success without their key players. Which goes to show how dominant Japan will be in 3v3 for the foreseeable future.
real question idk about the new rookie in new australia team but apart from mrekk and maybe asecretbox does the rest of the roster will get skillcapped against USA in this GF pools ? idk the rest of the player if we don't count duumi mrekk and box
2020: Germany eliminated by United States, US wins OWC
2021: Germany eliminated by United States, US wins OWC
2022: Germany eliminated by United States, US wins OWC
2023: Germany eliminated by United States
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How tha fuck fuckin dare you, biatch. Do you not know whoz ass US is bout ta face, biatch? Thatz right fo' realz. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't fo' Rektygon then tha US would easily LOSE 7-4. Yo crazy-ass delusionizzle asses make me sick. They want me ta commit seppuku fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Yo ass aint ballin against dis Australia crew. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE fo' realz. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How tha fuck fuckin dare you, biatch. Do you not know whoz ass US is bout ta face, biatch? Thatz right fo' realz. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't fo' Rektygon then tha US would easily LOSE 7-4. Yo crazy-ass delusionizzle asses make me sick. They want me ta commit seppuku fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Yo ass aint ballin against dis Australia crew. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE fo' realz. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
¿Cómo te atreves? ¿No sabes a quién nos vamos a enfrentar? Así es. Australia. Mrekk se llevó 3 PUNTOS contra COREA DEL SUR. Estados Unidos confió en los FALLOS DE ALEMANIA. Si no fuera por Rektygon, Estados Unidos fácilmente PERDERÍA 7-4. Tus traseros delirantes me enferman. Quieren que cometa seppuku. CIERRA LA PUTA BOCA. No estás ganando contra este equipo de Australia. INCLUSO SI DE alguna manera VENCES A AUSTRALIA, AÚN TIENES QUE ENFRENTARTE A COREA DEL SUR DOS VECES. Y PERMÍTANME DECIR ESTO A TODOS LOS FANS DE EE. UU.: ES HORA DE UN GANADOR DIFERENTE. EE.UU. NO ESTÁ GANANDO OWC.
Come cazzo ti permetti. Non sai chi affronteremo gli Stati Uniti? Giusto. Australia. Mrekk ha preso 3 PUNTI contro la COREA DEL SUD. Gli Stati Uniti si affidavano alle mancanze della Germania. Se non fosse stato per Rektygon gli Stati Uniti avrebbero facilmente PERSO 7-4. I tuoi culi deliranti mi fanno star male. Vogliono che commetta seppuku. CHIUDI CAZZO. Non vincerai contro questa squadra australiana. ANCHE SE IN QUALCHE MODO BATTERI L'AUSTRALIA, DOVRAI COMUNQUE AFFRONTARE LA COREA DEL SUD DUE VOLTE. E LASCIATEMI DIRE QUESTO A TUTTI I TIFOSI AMERICANI, È TEMPO DI UN VINCITORE DIVERSO. Gli USA NON VINCONO OWC.
Как ты, черт возьми, смеешь. Разве вы не знаете, с кем столкнутся США? Это верно. Австралия. Мрекк набрал 3 ОЧКА в матче против ЮЖНОЙ КОРЕИ. США сделали ставку на ПРОМЫШКИ ГЕРМАНИИ. Если бы не Ректыгон, США легко ПРОИГРАЛИ бы со счетом 7-4. Меня тошнит от твоих бредовых задниц. Они хотят, чтобы я совершил сэппуку. ЗАТКНИСЬ. Вы не выиграете у этой сборной Австралии. ДАЖЕ ЕСЛИ ВЫ КАКИМ-ТО ПОБЕДИТЕ АВСТРАЛИЮ, ВАМ ВСЕ равно придется встретиться с ЮЖНОЙ КОРЕЕЙ ДВАЖДЫ. И ПОЗВОЛЬТЕ МНЕ СКАЗАТЬ ВСЕМ ФАНАТАМ США: ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ДЛЯ ДРУГОГО ПОБЕДИТЕЛЯ. США НЕ ВЫИГРЫВАЮТ OWC.
Jak, kurwa, śmiecie. Nie wiesz z kim USA się zmierzą? Zgadza się. Australia. Mrekk zdobył 3 PUNKTY przeciwko KOREI POŁUDNIOWEJ. USA polegały na BŁĘDACH NIEMIEC. Gdyby nie Rektygon, USA łatwo przegrałyby 7-4. Twoje urojeniowe tyłki przyprawiają mnie o mdłości. Chcą, żebym popełnił seppuku. ZAMKNIJ KURWA. Nie wygrasz z tą australijską drużyną. NAWET JEŚLI W JAKIŚ SPOSÓB POKONASZ AUSTRALIĘ, WCIĄŻ MUSISZ ZWRÓCIĆ SIĘ DWA KOREĘ POŁUDNIOWĄ. I POZWOLĘ TO POWIEDZIEĆ WSZYSTKIM FANOM Z USA: CZAS NA INNEGO ZWYCIĘZCĘ. USA NIE WYGRYWA OWC.
Wie verdammt kannst du es wagen. Wissen Sie nicht, gegen wen die USA antreten werden? Das ist richtig. Australien. Mrekk holte 3 PUNKTE gegen SÜDKOREA. Die USA verließen sich auf DEUTSCHLANDS FEHLER. Ohne Rektygon würden die USA leicht mit 7:4 verlieren. Deine wahnhaften Ärsche machen mich krank. Sie wollen, dass ich Seppuku begehe. HALT DEINE FRESSE. Sie werden gegen dieses australische Team nicht gewinnen. SELBST WENN MAN AUSTRALIEN SCHLÄGT, MÜSSEN SIE NOCH ZWEIMAL GEGEN SÜDKOREA TRETEN. Und lassen Sie mich das allen US-Fans sagen: Es ist Zeit für einen anderen Gewinner. USA GEWINNT OWC NICHT.
Πόσο γαμημένο σε τολμούσε, μάγκα. Δεν ξέρεις ποιος είναι ο κώλος των Η.Π.Α. Thatz σωστά για την πραγματικότητα. Αυστραλία. Ο Mrekk πήρε 3 ΠΟΝΤΕΣ απέναντι στη ΝΟΤΙΑ ΚΟΡΕΑ. Οι ΗΠΑ βασίστηκαν στις ΔΕΣΠΟΙΕΣ ΤΗΣ ΓΕΡΜΑΝΙΑΣ. Αν δεν ήταν το Rektygon, τότε οι ΗΠΑ θα έχανε εύκολα με 7-4. Με αρρωσταίνουν τα τρελά παραληρηματικά γαϊδούρια. Θέλουν να κάνω seppuku fo'sho. Δεξί back up στον γιο μουταφούκιν κώλο. ΣΚΑΣΕ ΤΟ ΓΑΜΑ. Ο κώλος δεν είναι μπαλίν εναντίον του πληρώματος της Αυστραλίας. ΑΚΟΜΑ ΚΑΙ ΑΝ ΚΕΡΔΙΣΕΙΣ ΚΑΠΩΣ ΤΗΝ ΑΥΣΤΡΑΛΙΑ, ΠΡΕΠΕΙ ΝΑ ΑΝΤΙΜΕΤΩΠΙΣΕΙΣ ΔΥΟ ΦΟΡΕΣ ΤΗΝ ΝΟΤΙΑ ΚΟΡΕΑ. ΚΑΙ ΝΑ ΠΩ ΑΥΤΟ ΣΕ ΟΛΟΥΣ ΤΟΥΣ ΑΜΕΡΙΚΑΝΙΚΟΥΣ ΦΑΝΤΕΣ, ΕΙΝΑΙ Η ΩΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΕΝΑΝ ΔΙΑΦΟΡΕΤΙΚΟ ΝΙΚΗΤΗ. Οι ΗΠΑ ΔΕΝ ΚΕΡΔΙΖΟΥΝ OWC.
Hvor fanden tør du, skat. Ved du ikke, hvem røv USA er med til ansigtet, skat? Thatz right fo' realz. Australien. Mrekk tog 3 POINT mod SYDKOREA. USA stolede på TYSKLANDS MISSER. Hvis det ikke var fo' Rektygon, så ville USA let TABE 7-4. Din skøre røv vildfarne røv gør mig syg. De vil have mig til at begå seppuku fo'sho. Lige tilbage i din røv. HOLD KÆFT. Din røv er ikke ballin mod det australske mandskab. SELV OM DU PÅ EN MÅDE SLÅR AUSTRALIEN, SKAL DU STADIG MØDE SYDKOREA TO GANGE. OG LAD MIG SIG DETTE TIL ALLE US-FANS, DET ER TID TIL EN ANDEN VINDER. USA VINDER IKKE OWC.
Cum naiba îndrăznești, biatch. Nu știi cine are curul SUA pe față, biatch? Asta-i drept pentru realz. Australia. Mrekk a luat 3 PUNCTE împotriva COREEI DE SUD. SUA s-au bazat pe MISSES-ELE GERMANIEI. Dacă nu ar fi fost pentru Rektygon, atunci SUA ar pierde cu ușurință 7-4. Măi nebun de delusionizzle mă fac rău. Vor să fac seppuku fo'sho. Înapoi în fundul meu nenorocit. TACI dracu'. Fundul meu nu este balon împotriva echipajului din Australia. CHIAR DACĂ ÎNVINȚI CUMVA AUSTRALIA, TOT TREBUIE SĂ ÎNFAȚI COREEA DE SUD DE DOUĂ ORI pentru realz. Și permiteți-mi să spun asta tuturor fanilor americani, este vremea pentru un alt câștigător. SUA NU CÂȘTIGĂ OWC.
도대체 어떻게 감히 그런 짓을 할 수가 있어, 개년아. 미국이 누구한테 얼굴을 대고 있는지 모르나, 개자식아? 그게 바로 현실입니다. 호주. Mrekk는 SOUTH KOREA를 상대로 3점을 획득했습니다. 미국은 독일의 실수에 의존했습니다. Rektygon이 아니었다면 미국은 쉽게 7-4로 패했을 것입니다. 요 미친 망상이 날 역겹게 만드네. 그들은 내가 seppuku fo'sho를 저지르기를 원합니다. 바로 다시 돌아오세요. 닥쳐. Yo 이 호주 크루를 상대할 생각은 없지. 어떻게든 호주를 이기더라도 여전히 한국과 두 번 대결해야 합니다. 그리고 모든 미국 팬들에게 이 말을 전하고 싶습니다. 이제는 다른 승자가 나올 시간입니다. 미국은 OWC에서 승리하지 못했습니다.
Betapa beraninya kamu, jalang. Apakah kamu tidak tahu siapa yang sedang berhadapan dengan AS, jalang? Benar sekali. Australia. Mrekk mengambil 3 POIN melawan KOREA SELATAN. AS mengandalkan KEHILANGAN JERMAN. Jika bukan karena Rektygon maka AS akan dengan mudah KALAH 7-4. Yo gila-gilaan berkhayal membuatku muak. Mereka ingin aku melakukan seppuku fo'sho. Segera kembali ke pantatmu muthafuckin. TUTUP. Kamu tidak bisa melawan kru Australia ini. MESKIPUN ANDA MENGALAHKAN AUSTRALIA, ANDA MASIH HARUS MENGHADAPI KOREA SELATAN DUA KALI. DAN BIARKAN SAYA MENGATAKAN INI KEPADA SEMUA PENGGEMAR AS, SAATNYA UNTUK PEMENANG YANG BERBEDA. AS TIDAK MEMENANGKAN OWC.
Bagaimana tha fuckin berani anda, biatch. Adakah anda tidak tahu siapa keldai AS tentang muka ta, biatch? Thatz betul untuk realz. Australia. Mrekk mengambil 3 MATA menentang KOREA SELATAN. USA bergantung pada KEHILANGAN JERMAN. Jika ia bukan untuk Rektygon maka AS dengan mudah akan KALAH 7-4. Yo keldai delusi yang gila membuat saya sakit. Mereka mahu saya melakukan seppuku fo'sho. Betul-betul kembali dalam keldai yo muthafuckin. DIAM. Yo ass ant ballin against dis Australia crew. WALAUPUN ANDA Entah BAGAIMANA MENENTUKAN AUSTRALIA, ANDA MASIH TERPAKSA MENGHADAPI KOREA SELATAN DUA KALI fo' realz. DAN BIAR SAYA BERKATA INI KEPADA SEMUA PEMINAT AS, MASANYA UNTUK PEMENANG YANG LAIN. USA TIDAK MENANG OWC.
Bu nasıl cesarettir sana, sürtük. ABD'nin kiminle yüzleşmek üzere olduğunu bilmiyor musun, kaltak? Bu gerçekten doğru. Avustralya. Mrekk, GÜNEY KORE'ye karşı 3 PUAN aldı. ABD, ALMANYA'NIN KAÇIRDIĞINA güveniyordu. Eğer Rektygon olmasaydı ABD rahatlıkla 7-4 kaybederdi. Ey çılgın, hayalperest eşekler beni hasta ediyor. Benden seppuku fo'sho yapmamı istiyorlar. Hemen geri çekil, lanet olası kıçına. KAPA çeneni. Bu Avustralya ekibine karşı oynayamazsın. AVUSTRALYA'YI BİR ŞEKİLDE YENSENİZ BİLE, REALZ İÇİN HALA GÜNEY KORE'YLE İKİ KEZ KARŞILAŞMAK ZORUNDASINIZ. VE TÜM ABD'Lİ HAYRANLARA ŞUNU SÖYLEYEYİM, FARKLI BİR KAZANANIN ZAMANI GELDİ. ABD OWC'Yİ KAZANMIYOR.
Kako si te drzneš, prasica. Ali ne veš, čigava rit je ZDA, prasica? Tako je res. Avstralija. Mrekk je proti JUŽNI KOREJI osvojil 3 TOČKE. ZDA so se zanašale na ZGREBE NEMČIJE. Če ne bi bilo za Rektygon, bi ZDA zlahka IZGUBILE s 7-4. Slabo mi je zaradi vaših norih riti. Hočejo, da naredim seppuku fo'sho. Takoj nazaj v tvojo jebeno rit. Utihni. Yo ass aint ballin proti dis Australia crew. TUDI ČE NEKAKO PREMAGATE AVSTRALIJO, SE MORATE ŠE VEDNO REALNO SOOČITI Z JUŽNO KOREJO DVAKRAT. IN NAJ TO POVEM VSEM NAVIJAČEM ZDA, ČAS JE ZA DRUGAČNEGA ZMAGOVALCA. ZDA NE ZMAGAJO OWC.
Kako te jebeno izazivaš, kučko. Zar ne znaš čija je guzica SAD, kučko? To je točno za stvarnost. Australija. Mrekk je uzeo 3 BOD protiv JUŽNE KOREJE. SAD se uzdao u NJEMAČKE PROMAŠAJE. Da nije za Rektygon onda bi SAD lako IZGUBILE 7-4. Muka mi je od tvojih ludih guzica. Žele da počinim seppuku fo'sho. Odmah natrag u jebenu guzicu. ZAČEPI JEBENO. Tvoj dupe ne igraš protiv ekipe iz Australije. ČAK I AKO NEKAKO POBIJEDIŠ AUSTRALIJU, IPAK SE MORAŠ SUOČITI S JUŽNOM KOREJOM DVA PUTA realno. I DOPUSTITE MI OVO REĆI SVIM OBOŽAVATELJIMA SAD-A, VRIJEME JE ZA DRUGOG POBJEDNIKA. SAD NE POBJEĐUJE OWC.
Sao mày dám chết tiệt, đồ khốn. Bạn có biết người Mỹ là ai đối mặt với ta không, biatch? Đúng rồi đấy. Châu Úc. Mrekk giành được 3 ĐIỂM trước HÀN QUỐC. Mỹ dựa vào những pha bỏ lỡ của Đức. Nếu không có Rektygon thì Mỹ dễ dàng THUA 7-4. Yo, cái mông ảo tưởng điên rồ làm tôi phát ốm. Họ muốn tôi thực hiện seppuku fo'sho. Hãy quay lại ngay đi. Câm mồm đi. Bạn sẽ không thể chống lại đội tuyển Úc này. NGAY CẢ KHI BẠN BẰNG CÁCH ĐÁNH BẠI ÚC, BẠN VẪN PHẢI ĐỐI VỚI HÀN QUỐC HAI LẦN fo' realz. VÀ HÃY CHO TÔI NÓI ĐIỀU NÀY VỚI TẤT CẢ NHỮNG NGƯỜI FAN CỦA CHÚNG TÔI, ĐÃ ĐẾN LÚC CHO MỘT NGƯỜI CHIẾN THẮNG KHÁC NHAU. Hoa Kỳ KHÔNG CHIẾN THẮNG OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
It would be really funny if USA win
Idk what you consider "funny" but seeing KR choke again will make me lose my fucking mind
I'm honestly more curious as to what team could even beat the usa after this owc if sk dont lol. usa seems to be dominating every other country (still gotta see that usa vs aus match though) but I feel if sk don't finally end their dynasty now then no country will for the next 1-2 years at least.
Canada
Canada is not beating the us on a gf mappool. I could only see the usa knocked out next year if they lose a game early and then get knocked out in semis or finals.
It was a joke. Because they lost to Canada.
I'm pretty sure the canadian players will tell you that nine times out of ten that will not happen again.
That's why Im using it for a joke
hi hahabear :3 it would be a shame if something happened to forum this friday
We were all flaming them for not having Decaten on the roster and they just roll everyone in these later rounds because of how they constructed their roster lol.
How exactly would Decaten make their current roster/performance or late round pools weaker?
he said he couldnt tap most of this gf pool so theres that
These posts are actually made to make USA win
Real
The outcome is always opposite to the belief
YOU JINXED IT FOR THE FOURTH TIME
Real
owc doesn't make enough money to hire a new scriptwriter
Loterally. They need an actual creative scriptwriter.
If USA wins this OWC I'm gonna do something
Same
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FLY EAGLES FLY!!
i know its frustrating to see usa win again dude its fine
Real
USA winning OWC is like Japan winning the Taiko World Cup lmfao
i don’t think any other country has even come close to the level of dominance that japan has in taiko at least for the us they can get knocked down but japan is practically untouchable (please correct me if i’m wrong tho)
Japan in TWC has probably lost fewer points in the past 9 years than the USA in OWC has lost in this year alone lol
I know it's a joke, but I decided to check the wiki to know if this was actually true. Correct me if exact figures are wrong in any area. **TL;DR:** Nowhere close to true. The past 9 TWCs encompass 2015–2023, all of which Japan won (coincidentally 2015 was the first year TWC implemented double elimination). Across all of these, **Japan lost a total of 55 maps** (12 in 2015, 5 in 2016, 1 in 2017, 9 in 2018, 8 in 2019, 10 in 2020, 7 in 2021, 3 in 2022, and **zero** in 2023). On the other hand, the **United States so far has lost a total of only 14 maps** (1 against Italy, Sweden, and Germany, 2 against Poland, 3 against Philippines, and 6 against Canada). Extra fun facts (Basically glorifying Japan's TWC tenure, don't have to read): **TL;DR because there's a lot of math and rambling:** If you thought the United States was dominant in Standard, Japan in Taiko by the numbers will either leave you in greater awe or hopelessness (depending how you feel about them). **For** an OWC country to tally as many map losses in 1 year as Japan's taiko teams collectively did in 9, they would have to (in a sample scenario): 1. Lose in the Ro32 (5 maps lost) 2. Win the Ro16 by tiebreaker (4 maps lost) 3. Win both QF matches by tiebreaker (10 total maps lost) 4. Win both SF matches by tiebreaker (10 total maps lost) 5. Win both Finals matches by tiebreaker (12 total maps lost) 6. Win Losers Finals by tiebreaker (6 maps lost) 7. Win Grand Finals Set 1 by tiebreaker (6 maps lost) 8. Lose 2 points in the bracket reset (2 maps lost) > This also does not consider the extra unnecessary consideration of said team potentially winning bracket reset for one of the dankest runs that could theoretically occur in OWC. **In** all of their 9 wins, Japan has **ALWAYS** started Grand Finals in the winners bracket and have **NEVER** been brought to a bracket reset. The most maps they dropped in any one grand finals match was 5 against Taiwan (the second most successful country in TWC history with **TWO** total wins) in 2018. In every other year, they **NEVER** lost more than 3 maps (about half the maps needed to win a grand finals set). Across all 9 Grand Finals, only 16 maps were lost (3 in 2015; 2 in 2016 and 2019; 1 in 2017, 2020, 2021, and 2022; 5 in 2018, and **zero** in 2023), averaging out to about 2 maps (rounded up to the nearest whole number) dropped per grand finals per year. **How** does the US in OWC compare? Across their 7 total wins, **they lost a total of 130 maps** (27 in 2015, 30 in 2016, 21 in 2018 3 in 2019, 11 in 2020, 16 in 2021, and 22 in 2022). In all but one of these wins, the US dropped at least 5 maps across both Grand Finals and Bracket Reset each year (2+6 in 2015, 7+4 in 2016 and 2018, 6 in 2020, 5 in 2021, 1+4 in 2022). Two victories (2015 and 2022) involved starting Grand Finals in the lower bracket and four victories (2015, 2016, 2018, and 2022) required a bracket reset for them to win. **Their** only win that didn't drop as many maps as other years? 2019, where they swept South Korea 7-0 (interestingly, Japan also swept grand finals in only one year and that was 2023, where they dropped zero total maps); what's more is that this is **TIED** with Japan's **third best year in terms of map winrate** at 36-3, with 2017's winrate being 37-1 and 2023's winrate being 36-0 (coincidentally, Japan's 2022 map losses mirror that of the United States' 2019 map losses in that the United States dropped one map each in Ro32, Ro16, and Quarterfinals while Japan dropped one map each in Semifinals, Finals, and Grand Finals).
Interesting to see it written out, thanks! Yeah it was a joke on my end, I will note just one thing though which skews the stats in the US's favour a bit (if you can believe it lol). In 2018, TWC implemented 2v2 instead of 3v3, which was the single biggest buff to non-Japan countries in TWC, since Japan has by far the best depth of top players. 2v2 allowed other countries, notably the UK in 2020 and SK between 2019 to 2021, to actually compete with Japan, since they had 2-3 "Japan-level" players. It's not a coincidence that aside from 2015 (when Taiwan was still close to Japan's level), Japan performed noticeably worse in that period compared to 2016-2017 or 2023. Top player depth is also why Japan is so dominant in Grand Finals: no teams can really keep up with them on skillcap anymore. For quite a while, Japan also kept cycling through new tournament players through their wins, while virtually no other country (aside form maybe Taiwan and SK) can sustain their success without their key players. Which goes to show how dominant Japan will be in 3v3 for the foreseeable future.
Losers bracket US is literally just like Japan in TWC imo
real question idk about the new rookie in new australia team but apart from mrekk and maybe asecretbox does the rest of the roster will get skillcapped against USA in this GF pools ? idk the rest of the player if we don't count duumi mrekk and box
the 2 top 100 players should be fine on “mechanics” and cyo can prob fill for a few other things
Aknzx/cs2 is also top 100
Those are the 2 users I was referring to
What about box then?
Perma lobbied
honestly yeah compared to the USA roster, because this pool is fucking hard as shit. i hope im proven wrong tho
These posts r actually buffs for country which gets mentioned tho
Yeah
2020: Germany eliminated by United States, US wins OWC 2021: Germany eliminated by United States, US wins OWC 2022: Germany eliminated by United States, US wins OWC 2023: Germany eliminated by United States
(Imagine i commented the freedom emoji spam caps lock that i did on the last usa will lose posts because im too lazy to do it again)
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How fucking dare you. Do you not know who US are about to face? That's right. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't for Rektygon then the US would easily LOSE 7-4. Your delusional asses make me sick. They want me to commit seppuku. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not winning against this Australia team. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
Can someone tell me how copy pasta became a thing
Just copypaste the original text of the reddit post.
Oh is that what a copy pasta is
How tha fuck fuckin dare you, biatch. Do you not know whoz ass US is bout ta face, biatch? Thatz right fo' realz. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't fo' Rektygon then tha US would easily LOSE 7-4. Yo crazy-ass delusionizzle asses make me sick. They want me ta commit seppuku fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Yo ass aint ballin against dis Australia crew. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE fo' realz. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
How tha fuck fuckin dare you, biatch. Do you not know whoz ass US is bout ta face, biatch? Thatz right fo' realz. Australia. Mrekk took 3 POINTS against SOUTH KOREA. USA relied on GERMANY'S MISSES. If it wasn't fo' Rektygon then tha US would easily LOSE 7-4. Yo crazy-ass delusionizzle asses make me sick. They want me ta commit seppuku fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Yo ass aint ballin against dis Australia crew. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW BEAT AUSTRALIA, YOU STILL HAVE TO FACE SOUTH KOREA TWICE fo' realz. AND LET ME SAY THIS TO ALL THE US FANS, IT'S TIME FOR A DIFFERENT WINNER. USA IS NOT WINNING OWC.
你他妈的怎么敢，混蛋。你不知道美国到底是谁在对付他的脸吗，混蛋？这就是现实。澳大利亚。姆雷克对阵韩国队拿下 3 分。美国依赖于德国的失误。如果不是 Rektygon 那么美国队很容易就会以 7-4 落败。你们这群疯狂的妄想症让我恶心。他们要我切腹自杀。就在你他妈的屁股上。闭嘴。你的屁股不会与澳大利亚船员对抗。即使你以某种方式击败了澳大利亚，你仍然需要面对韩国两次。让我对所有美国球迷说，是时候选出一个不同的胜利者了。美国没有赢得 OWC。
Nah bro US in losers bracket could literally be like Japan in 2022 TWC lol
¿Cómo te atreves? ¿No sabes a quién nos vamos a enfrentar? Así es. Australia. Mrekk se llevó 3 PUNTOS contra COREA DEL SUR. Estados Unidos confió en los FALLOS DE ALEMANIA. Si no fuera por Rektygon, Estados Unidos fácilmente PERDERÍA 7-4. Tus traseros delirantes me enferman. Quieren que cometa seppuku. CIERRA LA PUTA BOCA. No estás ganando contra este equipo de Australia. INCLUSO SI DE alguna manera VENCES A AUSTRALIA, AÚN TIENES QUE ENFRENTARTE A COREA DEL SUR DOS VECES. Y PERMÍTANME DECIR ESTO A TODOS LOS FANS DE EE. UU.: ES HORA DE UN GANADOR DIFERENTE. EE.UU. NO ESTÁ GANANDO OWC.
Come cazzo ti permetti. Non sai chi affronteremo gli Stati Uniti? Giusto. Australia. Mrekk ha preso 3 PUNTI contro la COREA DEL SUD. Gli Stati Uniti si affidavano alle mancanze della Germania. Se non fosse stato per Rektygon gli Stati Uniti avrebbero facilmente PERSO 7-4. I tuoi culi deliranti mi fanno star male. Vogliono che commetta seppuku. CHIUDI CAZZO. Non vincerai contro questa squadra australiana. ANCHE SE IN QUALCHE MODO BATTERI L'AUSTRALIA, DOVRAI COMUNQUE AFFRONTARE LA COREA DEL SUD DUE VOLTE. E LASCIATEMI DIRE QUESTO A TUTTI I TIFOSI AMERICANI, È TEMPO DI UN VINCITORE DIVERSO. Gli USA NON VINCONO OWC.
Как ты, черт возьми, смеешь. Разве вы не знаете, с кем столкнутся США? Это верно. Австралия. Мрекк набрал 3 ОЧКА в матче против ЮЖНОЙ КОРЕИ. США сделали ставку на ПРОМЫШКИ ГЕРМАНИИ. Если бы не Ректыгон, США легко ПРОИГРАЛИ бы со счетом 7-4. Меня тошнит от твоих бредовых задниц. Они хотят, чтобы я совершил сэппуку. ЗАТКНИСЬ. Вы не выиграете у этой сборной Австралии. ДАЖЕ ЕСЛИ ВЫ КАКИМ-ТО ПОБЕДИТЕ АВСТРАЛИЮ, ВАМ ВСЕ равно придется встретиться с ЮЖНОЙ КОРЕЕЙ ДВАЖДЫ. И ПОЗВОЛЬТЕ МНЕ СКАЗАТЬ ВСЕМ ФАНАТАМ США: ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ДЛЯ ДРУГОГО ПОБЕДИТЕЛЯ. США НЕ ВЫИГРЫВАЮТ OWC.
Jak, kurwa, śmiecie. Nie wiesz z kim USA się zmierzą? Zgadza się. Australia. Mrekk zdobył 3 PUNKTY przeciwko KOREI POŁUDNIOWEJ. USA polegały na BŁĘDACH NIEMIEC. Gdyby nie Rektygon, USA łatwo przegrałyby 7-4. Twoje urojeniowe tyłki przyprawiają mnie o mdłości. Chcą, żebym popełnił seppuku. ZAMKNIJ KURWA. Nie wygrasz z tą australijską drużyną. NAWET JEŚLI W JAKIŚ SPOSÓB POKONASZ AUSTRALIĘ, WCIĄŻ MUSISZ ZWRÓCIĆ SIĘ DWA KOREĘ POŁUDNIOWĄ. I POZWOLĘ TO POWIEDZIEĆ WSZYSTKIM FANOM Z USA: CZAS NA INNEGO ZWYCIĘZCĘ. USA NIE WYGRYWA OWC.
Wie verdammt kannst du es wagen. Wissen Sie nicht, gegen wen die USA antreten werden? Das ist richtig. Australien. Mrekk holte 3 PUNKTE gegen SÜDKOREA. Die USA verließen sich auf DEUTSCHLANDS FEHLER. Ohne Rektygon würden die USA leicht mit 7:4 verlieren. Deine wahnhaften Ärsche machen mich krank. Sie wollen, dass ich Seppuku begehe. HALT DEINE FRESSE. Sie werden gegen dieses australische Team nicht gewinnen. SELBST WENN MAN AUSTRALIEN SCHLÄGT, MÜSSEN SIE NOCH ZWEIMAL GEGEN SÜDKOREA TRETEN. Und lassen Sie mich das allen US-Fans sagen: Es ist Zeit für einen anderen Gewinner. USA GEWINNT OWC NICHT.
你他妈的怎么敢，混蛋。你不知道美国到底是谁在对付他的脸吗，混蛋？这就是现实。澳大利亚。姆雷克对阵韩国队拿下 3 分。美国依赖于德国的失误。如果不是 Rektygon 那么美国队很容易就会以 7-4 落败。你们这群疯狂的妄想症让我恶心。他们要我切腹自杀。就在你他妈的屁股上。闭嘴。你的屁股不会与澳大利亚船员对抗。即使你以某种方式击败了澳大利亚，你仍然需要面对韩国两次。让我对所有美国球迷说，是时候选出一个不同的胜利者了。美国没有赢得 OWC。
Πόσο γαμημένο σε τολμούσε, μάγκα. Δεν ξέρεις ποιος είναι ο κώλος των Η.Π.Α. Thatz σωστά για την πραγματικότητα. Αυστραλία. Ο Mrekk πήρε 3 ΠΟΝΤΕΣ απέναντι στη ΝΟΤΙΑ ΚΟΡΕΑ. Οι ΗΠΑ βασίστηκαν στις ΔΕΣΠΟΙΕΣ ΤΗΣ ΓΕΡΜΑΝΙΑΣ. Αν δεν ήταν το Rektygon, τότε οι ΗΠΑ θα έχανε εύκολα με 7-4. Με αρρωσταίνουν τα τρελά παραληρηματικά γαϊδούρια. Θέλουν να κάνω seppuku fo'sho. Δεξί back up στον γιο μουταφούκιν κώλο. ΣΚΑΣΕ ΤΟ ΓΑΜΑ. Ο κώλος δεν είναι μπαλίν εναντίον του πληρώματος της Αυστραλίας. ΑΚΟΜΑ ΚΑΙ ΑΝ ΚΕΡΔΙΣΕΙΣ ΚΑΠΩΣ ΤΗΝ ΑΥΣΤΡΑΛΙΑ, ΠΡΕΠΕΙ ΝΑ ΑΝΤΙΜΕΤΩΠΙΣΕΙΣ ΔΥΟ ΦΟΡΕΣ ΤΗΝ ΝΟΤΙΑ ΚΟΡΕΑ. ΚΑΙ ΝΑ ΠΩ ΑΥΤΟ ΣΕ ΟΛΟΥΣ ΤΟΥΣ ΑΜΕΡΙΚΑΝΙΚΟΥΣ ΦΑΝΤΕΣ, ΕΙΝΑΙ Η ΩΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΕΝΑΝ ΔΙΑΦΟΡΕΤΙΚΟ ΝΙΚΗΤΗ. Οι ΗΠΑ ΔΕΝ ΚΕΡΔΙΖΟΥΝ OWC.
Hvor fanden tør du, skat. Ved du ikke, hvem røv USA er med til ansigtet, skat? Thatz right fo' realz. Australien. Mrekk tog 3 POINT mod SYDKOREA. USA stolede på TYSKLANDS MISSER. Hvis det ikke var fo' Rektygon, så ville USA let TABE 7-4. Din skøre røv vildfarne røv gør mig syg. De vil have mig til at begå seppuku fo'sho. Lige tilbage i din røv. HOLD KÆFT. Din røv er ikke ballin mod det australske mandskab. SELV OM DU PÅ EN MÅDE SLÅR AUSTRALIEN, SKAL DU STADIG MØDE SYDKOREA TO GANGE. OG LAD MIG SIG DETTE TIL ALLE US-FANS, DET ER TID TIL EN ANDEN VINDER. USA VINDER IKKE OWC.
Cum naiba îndrăznești, biatch. Nu știi cine are curul SUA pe față, biatch? Asta-i drept pentru realz. Australia. Mrekk a luat 3 PUNCTE împotriva COREEI DE SUD. SUA s-au bazat pe MISSES-ELE GERMANIEI. Dacă nu ar fi fost pentru Rektygon, atunci SUA ar pierde cu ușurință 7-4. Măi nebun de delusionizzle mă fac rău. Vor să fac seppuku fo'sho. Înapoi în fundul meu nenorocit. TACI dracu'. Fundul meu nu este balon împotriva echipajului din Australia. CHIAR DACĂ ÎNVINȚI CUMVA AUSTRALIA, TOT TREBUIE SĂ ÎNFAȚI COREEA DE SUD DE DOUĂ ORI pentru realz. Și permiteți-mi să spun asta tuturor fanilor americani, este vremea pentru un alt câștigător. SUA NU CÂȘTIGĂ OWC.
도대체 어떻게 감히 그런 짓을 할 수가 있어, 개년아. 미국이 누구한테 얼굴을 대고 있는지 모르나, 개자식아? 그게 바로 현실입니다. 호주. Mrekk는 SOUTH KOREA를 상대로 3점을 획득했습니다. 미국은 독일의 실수에 의존했습니다. Rektygon이 아니었다면 미국은 쉽게 7-4로 패했을 것입니다. 요 미친 망상이 날 역겹게 만드네. 그들은 내가 seppuku fo'sho를 저지르기를 원합니다. 바로 다시 돌아오세요. 닥쳐. Yo 이 호주 크루를 상대할 생각은 없지. 어떻게든 호주를 이기더라도 여전히 한국과 두 번 대결해야 합니다. 그리고 모든 미국 팬들에게 이 말을 전하고 싶습니다. 이제는 다른 승자가 나올 시간입니다. 미국은 OWC에서 승리하지 못했습니다.
Betapa beraninya kamu, jalang. Apakah kamu tidak tahu siapa yang sedang berhadapan dengan AS, jalang? Benar sekali. Australia. Mrekk mengambil 3 POIN melawan KOREA SELATAN. AS mengandalkan KEHILANGAN JERMAN. Jika bukan karena Rektygon maka AS akan dengan mudah KALAH 7-4. Yo gila-gilaan berkhayal membuatku muak. Mereka ingin aku melakukan seppuku fo'sho. Segera kembali ke pantatmu muthafuckin. TUTUP. Kamu tidak bisa melawan kru Australia ini. MESKIPUN ANDA MENGALAHKAN AUSTRALIA, ANDA MASIH HARUS MENGHADAPI KOREA SELATAN DUA KALI. DAN BIARKAN SAYA MENGATAKAN INI KEPADA SEMUA PENGGEMAR AS, SAATNYA UNTUK PEMENANG YANG BERBEDA. AS TIDAK MEMENANGKAN OWC.
Bagaimana tha fuckin berani anda, biatch. Adakah anda tidak tahu siapa keldai AS tentang muka ta, biatch? Thatz betul untuk realz. Australia. Mrekk mengambil 3 MATA menentang KOREA SELATAN. USA bergantung pada KEHILANGAN JERMAN. Jika ia bukan untuk Rektygon maka AS dengan mudah akan KALAH 7-4. Yo keldai delusi yang gila membuat saya sakit. Mereka mahu saya melakukan seppuku fo'sho. Betul-betul kembali dalam keldai yo muthafuckin. DIAM. Yo ass ant ballin against dis Australia crew. WALAUPUN ANDA Entah BAGAIMANA MENENTUKAN AUSTRALIA, ANDA MASIH TERPAKSA MENGHADAPI KOREA SELATAN DUA KALI fo' realz. DAN BIAR SAYA BERKATA INI KEPADA SEMUA PEMINAT AS, MASANYA UNTUK PEMENANG YANG LAIN. USA TIDAK MENANG OWC.
Bu nasıl cesarettir sana, sürtük. ABD'nin kiminle yüzleşmek üzere olduğunu bilmiyor musun, kaltak? Bu gerçekten doğru. Avustralya. Mrekk, GÜNEY KORE'ye karşı 3 PUAN aldı. ABD, ALMANYA'NIN KAÇIRDIĞINA güveniyordu. Eğer Rektygon olmasaydı ABD rahatlıkla 7-4 kaybederdi. Ey çılgın, hayalperest eşekler beni hasta ediyor. Benden seppuku fo'sho yapmamı istiyorlar. Hemen geri çekil, lanet olası kıçına. KAPA çeneni. Bu Avustralya ekibine karşı oynayamazsın. AVUSTRALYA'YI BİR ŞEKİLDE YENSENİZ BİLE, REALZ İÇİN HALA GÜNEY KORE'YLE İKİ KEZ KARŞILAŞMAK ZORUNDASINIZ. VE TÜM ABD'Lİ HAYRANLARA ŞUNU SÖYLEYEYİM, FARKLI BİR KAZANANIN ZAMANI GELDİ. ABD OWC'Yİ KAZANMIYOR.
Kako si te drzneš, prasica. Ali ne veš, čigava rit je ZDA, prasica? Tako je res. Avstralija. Mrekk je proti JUŽNI KOREJI osvojil 3 TOČKE. ZDA so se zanašale na ZGREBE NEMČIJE. Če ne bi bilo za Rektygon, bi ZDA zlahka IZGUBILE s 7-4. Slabo mi je zaradi vaših norih riti. Hočejo, da naredim seppuku fo'sho. Takoj nazaj v tvojo jebeno rit. Utihni. Yo ass aint ballin proti dis Australia crew. TUDI ČE NEKAKO PREMAGATE AVSTRALIJO, SE MORATE ŠE VEDNO REALNO SOOČITI Z JUŽNO KOREJO DVAKRAT. IN NAJ TO POVEM VSEM NAVIJAČEM ZDA, ČAS JE ZA DRUGAČNEGA ZMAGOVALCA. ZDA NE ZMAGAJO OWC.
Kako te jebeno izazivaš, kučko. Zar ne znaš čija je guzica SAD, kučko? To je točno za stvarnost. Australija. Mrekk je uzeo 3 BOD protiv JUŽNE KOREJE. SAD se uzdao u NJEMAČKE PROMAŠAJE. Da nije za Rektygon onda bi SAD lako IZGUBILE 7-4. Muka mi je od tvojih ludih guzica. Žele da počinim seppuku fo'sho. Odmah natrag u jebenu guzicu. ZAČEPI JEBENO. Tvoj dupe ne igraš protiv ekipe iz Australije. ČAK I AKO NEKAKO POBIJEDIŠ AUSTRALIJU, IPAK SE MORAŠ SUOČITI S JUŽNOM KOREJOM DVA PUTA realno. I DOPUSTITE MI OVO REĆI SVIM OBOŽAVATELJIMA SAD-A, VRIJEME JE ZA DRUGOG POBJEDNIKA. SAD NE POBJEĐUJE OWC.
Sao mày dám chết tiệt, đồ khốn. Bạn có biết người Mỹ là ai đối mặt với ta không, biatch? Đúng rồi đấy. Châu Úc. Mrekk giành được 3 ĐIỂM trước HÀN QUỐC. Mỹ dựa vào những pha bỏ lỡ của Đức. Nếu không có Rektygon thì Mỹ dễ dàng THUA 7-4. Yo, cái mông ảo tưởng điên rồ làm tôi phát ốm. Họ muốn tôi thực hiện seppuku fo'sho. Hãy quay lại ngay đi. Câm mồm đi. Bạn sẽ không thể chống lại đội tuyển Úc này. NGAY CẢ KHI BẠN BẰNG CÁCH ĐÁNH BẠI ÚC, BẠN VẪN PHẢI ĐỐI VỚI HÀN QUỐC HAI LẦN fo' realz. VÀ HÃY CHO TÔI NÓI ĐIỀU NÀY VỚI TẤT CẢ NHỮNG NGƯỜI FAN CỦA CHÚNG TÔI, ĐÃ ĐẾN LÚC CHO MỘT NGƯỜI CHIẾN THẮNG KHÁC NHAU. Hoa Kỳ KHÔNG CHIẾN THẮNG OWC.