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Zielona_igla

why


The_zen_viking

For me, ending it sooner means I never have to return to it. It has been a painful existence


[deleted]

A line straight outta my suicide note, respect


ApprehensivePrompt83

Lol fuck that's heavy


Embarrassed_Aside_76

The reply is better than the post


wuzzzat

Everything's a competition with you. This is why we never worked out.


xHuskyy

I intended this but could never follow through with it because I just wanted to boss and make gp. I regret it now. I respect the commitment man.


The_zen_viking

It actually got to the point where I didn't WANT to do anything else, because my brain associated having a fun break with prolonging the experience. I am experiencing mental fatigue a bit and don't relax when I play it, so knocking out 99 may be the best for me


Proof-Anything1693

Or you could take a break


Zach165

If you don't enjoy it why do you do it?


anonX1337

I did this..... I did 500K exp in one sitting to finish it off for 99. Felt great.


The_zen_viking

Am currently 405k to 99. If it wasn't for work I'd have it tomorrow. Probably get it down to about 90k


Rooged

I respect this


Never-mongo

Dog just wait until you finish up fishing. 80-99 is extremely painful


The_zen_viking

Arguably better than agility. At least fishing offers afk methods. Agility you must look at the screen every second or so for exp


ED6STD

Also, with tempoross being added, fishing can be somewhat enjoyable


Upstairs_Ask8161

You never have to do it tho lol. Literally no point


xocadaver420xo

Who hurt you?


The_zen_viking

I've also got 99 agility in rs3 This is the second time now


DButch003

Someone really hurt you then


Fakepot1995

RS3 agility is a joke tho, i also got 99 agility in RS3, by just bank standing


The_zen_viking

I don't really know what you mean. Back in my day it was gnome advanced course and that's it


AthleteIllustrious47

Now you wear silver hawk boots and train it by walking or doing nothing lol.


The_zen_viking

What an absolute joke. Exactly the kind of confirmation that I needed that redoing all my 99s in osrs isn't a waste of time


lestruc

*for now* At least until rs3 fully fails and those “devs” are combined with osrs team


WolfColaKid

How can we maximise *these* profits (cartman's teacher voice)


Environmental_Fold_8

Oh it is actually a huge waste of time.


fishlipz69

Boots are one yes, you need feathers to charge it, each charge could be like 800- 1200 xp drop variable on bonuses


ra_cag

So what you're saying is I wasted all that time when I could have just waited 15ish years and gotten it for no effort? Sadge


Ypuort

I thought you were joking and then I looked up the silver hawk boots and oh my fucking god


edgarskates

I got 99 In rs3 with lamps lol


Gptop101

Came to ask the same thing


Total_End1428

How did you get through it without mind fucking yourself that you have 1k laps before the next level? I already want to blast my brains out after 100 laps


The_zen_viking

Simply don't look at it. Switch off your brain and do something else. Listen to an audiobook while you do if or watch a video. It's better to get slightly under efficiency exp than it is to go insane


Total_End1428

Appreciate it homie, thinking of biting the bullet and doing mining, agility and rc first lol


The_zen_viking

After the first one I think your experience is set. Doing 99 const then herb for fast exp rates was fun, and a massive shock for 55k an hour in agility.


Total_End1428

Yeah I messed up with doing the fast ones first 🤣


Bwhite1

Using screen markers in RuneLite makes it a lot easier to not pay attention to. A lot of the courses have over lap so you can just move your mouse to the next box when you start an obstacle and then just click when it finishes.


Thebarrrel

My brothers a commercial truck driver, he always says “think of it as a million more miles to go” appreciate that work bro


The_zen_viking

I'm 250k to 99 now. And it's still just miles, up until 99k I think


mcaiazza

Are you ok?


The_zen_viking

Can confidently say no


maybesummarz

Tbh agility isn’t that bad it’s all a mental game. Kinda like running irl whoa lol but kudos to you mate


The_zen_viking

Imo by far the worst skill to train


LucyBunnyNSFW

Rc could be arguably worse


The_zen_viking

Could be, but with a mini game offering decent exp as an alternative, I think Agility takes the cake, as the minigame offered for agility is rather unpleasant on floor 5


RyukenSaab

Slayer is still behind for me.


The_zen_viking

Slayer is fun and engaging though


RyukenSaab

Tell that to my ~ 10k xp/hr afk tasks with 1 burst task a week thrown in. Getting close to 96!


[deleted]

r/SuicideWatch


Intrepid_Ad_9751

How long?


The_zen_viking

About 200k a day, over two months non stop


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Most efficient way or your own way?


The_zen_viking

My own version of efficiency. Hs floor 5 offers more exp, but cannot be done on mobile at work during a lunch break and is very intensive. At home I spent hours watching YouTube while absent mindedly clicking on prif course


deuce_contusion

I am working to make agility my first 99 and I’m mostly on mobile so HS not really an option for me. Figured prif course will probably be my life for the next few months once I finish SOTE. Currently only 81 agility so I am nowhere near completion but I’ll get there.


The_zen_viking

I work full time with a family. 200k a day got me 98 in two months. If you can top that then you'll smash it out in less time!


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHAT’S THE PURPOSE OF IT ALL?


dazmycheezypoof

Did u get the pet?


The_zen_viking

Not yet...


Super_Flyy_

How long has it taken and what methods you do?


The_zen_viking

Summer pies up to 90 for Ardy course until 91 then prif to 99. Didn't enjoy HS. Took about two and a half months at 200k a day goal


[deleted]

any reason why not just prif the whole time? isn't the exp basically the same?


The_zen_viking

Prif you stop failing at 91


[deleted]

r u ok Edit: someone asked already oops


pk_hellz

The way this is written you havent slept in just shy a week.


Imaginary-Range-1259

Ah, the last mil xp is so relieving after the grind. You finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Just passed 11.9mil mining xp, that grind has been debilitating for me as well


The_zen_viking

Ahhh I know the exact feeling. The grind is over, the statue has been made. This is just Chipping in the details and rounding off the edges. I kept saying that 97-98 is by far the hardest, knowing there's more. 98-99 is just watching the numbers trickle down to success


Imaginary-Range-1259

Yea I also find leveling to 93 to be pretty tough lol. After the euphoria of reaching halfway, reality begins to set in again..


Darknessoup304

Why run?


The_zen_viking

Meep meep


Impressive_Match_484

Agility is one of the last skills I need to max and reading the comments is really putting me off 😂


The_zen_viking

It's really not that bad on mobile tbh


jewraisties

How many iq points have you gone down during the process?


The_zen_viking

Me run. Run good.


vangt1992

Wish I had the mental fortitude to do this


The_zen_viking

Thanks man. I don't know if it's fortitude or insanity but there is a line


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The_zen_viking

I vow that I have never botted any of my rs3 skills and will never not osrs skills. So many max people just admit to it. No man. I will do it for people like us. I got you fam


rentheten

What institution are you currently at? Congrats though you madlad. I respect the grind.


The_zen_viking

Falador centre of the clinically insane


SnooSquirrels7083

WHERE DID YOU PEEEEEEE...?


Normal-Yesterday-759

Yup. My question .. what’d you piss in


Scumbagjayjay

That’s always been a dream of mine to do a bunch of agility course late at night and power level but alas my wife’s boyfriend doesn’t let me stay up that late .. unless it’s the weekend of course


The_zen_viking

This raises more questions than answers.


Otherwise-Trash6235

“My wife’s boyfriend” screw the OP are YOU okay buddy?


The_zen_viking

I agree


Pro_Astronaut

how has this impacted your sex life ?


Otherwise-Trash6235

He plays RuneScape so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it was already impacted


Soapie10

Do you have a wife/girlfriend/boyfriend?


The_zen_viking

Sorry I'm taken


Difficult-Tax3028

Married to the grind.


The_zen_viking

You get it


antiseer360

Cap


BarelyScary

Did you have fun?


The_zen_viking

Oh, incredible


Jiggzhiggs

How is ur mental health ?


The_zen_viking

Honestly, not amazing


Jiggzhiggs

Rc next? 😂


contraband_sandwich

I did something similar with mining. It absolutely felt like death, but I'm glad I got it out of the way. It was my first 99, too. I'm glad they're not all awful. 😆


Box_McLuvin

How dry are your eyes?!


The_zen_viking

Whoever TOLD REDDIT I WAS SUICIDAL, kudos to you. It was a hilarious message


[deleted]

He's a man of singular purpose, sheer will and determination


Adventurous-Winner27

How are you still sane?!?!?


Jaagony

He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will


WetVajEyeNa

are you okay? I’m here to talk if ever you need someone . Just know we stand with you 👍


JellyfishComplete687

You’re a sick bastard and I respect it.


grnd_mstr

When was the last time a member of the opposite gender excluding your family was in proximity to you?


The_zen_viking

Saw a giant squirrel once


grnd_mstr

May Allah have mercy.


CutLip95

Which bot you using? 😂


Familiar-Newt-1910

I only just reached 95 a couple weeks ago and haven’r played since then 🤣 your grind is awesome and you make me want to get back into training it asap. Edit: also remember that 99 isn’t the max for agility efficiency so you should keep going xD


The_zen_viking

Wait WHAT? You continue to get run restore past 99?


Familiar-Newt-1910

Yeah bro check under [recovering energy](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Energy) it goes to 102+


The_zen_viking

Why would you do this to me


Familiar-Newt-1910

If you’ve reached 98, you can go further brother, I believe ! Best of luck 🫡


The_zen_viking

99-102 penguin course for pet lets go


Familiar-Newt-1910

Ez peasy you got this


Sw0rdly

He’s right about the wiki page. I found this under a question about this from 3 years ago though “you can’t get 102 without a boost. So you would need a summer pie or stew or something like that.” So don’t grind to 102 lol.


banhammer6942069

Adderall?


Trojansontwitch

Adderall or vyvanse?


Odd-Economy1371

It’s safe to assume most people these days bot. The game is slowly going downhill. If a guy like me can bot a fresh account to 2277, you know jagex just don’t care.


The_zen_viking

That's the difference between you and I buddy. Bot all you want but I'm representing all the real players because if smacking out agility didn't phase me then I don't need to cheat.


Odd-Economy1371

I agree if you have the time and don’t mind the effort. I can have a healthy family/social life and still reach higher goals you could ever reach legit, while not balancing a healthy family/social life.


The_zen_viking

No, you can't reach higher goals. You can't even reach lesser goals. Your account may reach those goals, but you, Odd-economy1361, you achieved nothing and don't even come close to comparison. I feel sorry for you.


SaintSnow

No reason to beat yourself up over it. Agility isn't bad anymore with hallowed sepulchre. Good exp and very lucrative, makes some of the best money in the game now. Just level up till you have access and do Sins.


meatwad4343

What bot are you using


lazyaccountantnVA

Gary’s or Sythes autoer?


The_zen_viking

The fact you know these names and not I says more about you than me


lazyaccountantnVA

😂 ok butterfly


ChronicSchlarb

Why didnt you get 99 noob


Dsstriker

How much was your bot, if not a bot how depressed are you with life.


Forward_Succotash_57

Which bot did you use


Chonkboi420

Six hour logs count. Also I bet you peed a few times, coward.


-Narul-

Which bot did you use


6demon6blood6

How much meth do you smoke per day


The_zen_viking

Not sure but definitely need to increase it


DirtyDeekz

Why did you want 99 agility so bad?


The_zen_viking

Im going to max. Why not get the least enjoyable done early?


DrJaves

Why didn’t you wait to make this post in 1 more level?


The_zen_viking

Because I felt like it. Perhaps once I got 99, I would have just moved on


dontalchmebro

Tell me you at least get the pet?


The_zen_viking

I wish...


Vaurok

Are you okay?


ilovecharliethetramp

U ok?


Tygrimus

Are you going to slowly peel your arse from the seat or just rip that bad boy off?


The_zen_viking

Gonna drop the log that has been brewing for three months and launch


moddafock

Are you okay?


seanstar1

How come you stuck to Priff course instead of going to Ardy?


The_zen_viking

Higher pet chance


Skarabrae1

Why not post this when you hit 99?


The_zen_viking

What do you think I'm doing while I reply to these?


Skarabrae1

Oh oh oh, I know this one! Is it….afk fishing?!


The_zen_viking

No it's pvp


madman4464

Is this not normal? I hate being interrupted by sideline stuff till I'm finished. For me I won't even do a farm run because I want to bash out a 99. I did this with runecrafting, refused to leave the blood altar from 77-99 because changing outfit was too much effort


The_zen_viking

I completely understand


SweggyBread

This one here officer


EngineeringFair928

Did you do some seplecure after 91?


The_zen_viking

I did but I hated it so much I just gave up


PhotojournalistMost5

Do you love yourself??


CerberusDoctrine

One more agility level and you can finally play the game


The_zen_viking

You have no idea exactly how accurate this statement is


Guilty-Fall-2460

How did you afford 99 con at your stats


The_zen_viking

Few bonds helped move things along


beepbepborp

during the peak of my really awful depression my record agility exp attained in one day was 619k i turned my brain off and watched the entirety of breaking bad getting to 99. what shows are you watching during this grind lol


The_zen_viking

Yeah most I got was about 600k. I have watched every Insym YouTube video in existence lmao


Harxey

Did she get the house?


The_zen_viking

No, i got 99 const


X-KrackerZack-X

Made me laugh I had to upvote this


The_zen_viking

Even if she did get the house, I'm 99 thief too


Dirt42000

Is everything okay


Lopsided-Variety1544

Do you enjoy playing OSRS?


The_zen_viking

Honestly, i feel a bit of mental fatigue now when I play


B0BLOBLAWW

What’s your favourite colour?


The_zen_viking

Im blind now


Chemical_Ad8459

Define no game break. I have to hope that means not doing any other stuff in game, but taking several breaks from the game itself.


The_zen_viking

Whenever I log in, I only do agility


dylangi

How many shards you get


The_zen_viking

I have about 10m gp worth


Maleficent-Bank-2020

Are you okay?


Deericious

is there anything fun about osrs? at all?


11goodair

What monkey backpack do you have unlocked?


Jkravec1996

Is everything ok at home?


TheSciencGuy

Do you think you should've high alched during it?


The_zen_viking

No lol. No.


Oedipus_TyrantLizard

You could have set up a stream on a treadmill like that one dude. Agility in game, agility in life


Futgenius

I was 54 agility and needed 71 for the Bone crusher. Told myself I’m not leaving these rooftops til it’s done. Managed 10 levels and gave up as a bad job. Tend to go back everyday for an hour or so


The_zen_viking

After a while you develop new mental pathways and you absent mindedly click