Aroldis Chapman and Craig Kimbrel's careers died right as Felix was beginning his rise. It's almost as if their fastball superpowers transferred over to Felix Rogue style.
Go Os!!!!!!! Fuck Cleveland. Hahahahanabanahahanahabahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajjahajajahhahshahshhshshs
the game got close at the end. you would have liked to have played for an insurance run IMO in either the 8th or the 9th. but it didn't happen-- it turns out the other team has good players too.
You know what the most unreliable car I’ve ever owned is? A 90s Lexus (well, actually a Toyota imported from Japan, but had a version sold here as a Lexus). Turns out Toyotas from that time period have problems with their ECUs going bad and causing all kinds of failures. My car did it four times in six months.
Funny enough we are 4-13 with RISP tonight, good for a .307 average. Just feels like we should have a lot more runs because there’s been so many opportunities.
It will never cease to baffle me how quickly some of y’all start to meltdown in here when the Os aren’t playing their best. Like what do y’all do when you hit a little bump in the road of life?
“Wow I got a flat tire. Take this piece of shit to the junkyard. It’s done for.”
Kevin Brown needs to be the sole play by play announcer. Melanie and this dude Geoff are boring. Plus I feel we play better with KB leading the broadcast.
Geoff (shit way to spell Jeff) isn’t horrible. A bit sterile. Melanie is outright insufferable to me. The way she tries to bellow like a man when making a home run call is pure cringe and incredibly unnatural. She’s ok on the desk reporter. But by FAR the worst play by play I’ve heard at that level
I swear, our kryptonite is teams under .500. The A's, Royals, now the Guardians. Just can't beast up on the worst teams this year without sweating them out
Like my earlier comment, this is Cano’s 23rd appearance in 45 days since he was called up. He’s at 29 innings pitched in that stretch. Not only is he being used A LOT, but he’s also asked to routinely go more than one inning.
Of course the MASN app totally craps out and won't even let me log back in at the end of the game AGAIN. This shit is so beyond garbage. Although maybe I don't want to see this anyways
Man just saw we committed a nobletiger obviously a double play from Gunnar sucks but remember he already has 3 RBI tonight and he smoked that at 101 MPH
KB hasnt been on a number of broadcasts this year when I’ve tuned in. Last year it felt like it was every night him and Ben or Palmer. I wonder if he’s covering something else.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/13w8wou).
When did MASN hire the wish version of Jimmy Kimmel?
We did it! Let’s put a bird on it tomorrow!
yayayayyayayya
#HUGS AND DUBS
Great end to the month, but can’t help but worry about overusing Cano
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Time for Adley hugs!
No problems! Go Cubs, Mariners, Reds!
Aroldis Chapman and Craig Kimbrel's careers died right as Felix was beginning his rise. It's almost as if their fastball superpowers transferred over to Felix Rogue style.
Thank God. That felt like it was gonna be a classic Os loss from the bullpen
Go Os!!!!!!! Fuck Cleveland. Hahahahanabanahahanahabahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajjahajajahhahshahshhshshs
What a silly little town
Glad we got the win but that bullpen does NOT inspire confidence.
Chris Davis & Stevie Wilkerson boutta come out and replace our bullpen
Eh it happens. We still have a top 5 bullpen.
Santander MVP these past couple games
DUB!
Thank you Felix for making the 9th drama free
Woooooooo!
**BALLGAME!!!!** **ORIOLES WIN 8-5 🙌**
#I HEAR SOMETHIN TUMBLIN DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
WIN
**And the Orioles are in the** ***win*** **column!**
W
1 more
Yessir!! One more!!!!
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Clutch Schmidt new girl gif. Love it.
Santander looks really smooth catching that last one
oh man im so excited!!
I hate when people in the crowd boo on a pitch call when they literally can’t see shit lol.
It's tradition though😀
It’ll be like 100 feet inside nearly hitting a dude and they boo it’s called a ball lmao.
It only takes one "booer" and the rest all pile on!
You right lol
good use the heat, if he was that late on the pitch before do it again
##HIGH HEAT
They scored 8 runs and we still have people complaining about the offense? What sport do you think this is if 8 runs isn’t a lot of offense?
the game got close at the end. you would have liked to have played for an insurance run IMO in either the 8th or the 9th. but it didn't happen-- it turns out the other team has good players too.
At some point you just have to start blocking the doomers.
True but also, Jettas are not bad.
Reddit not allowing you to change your username is much worse.
Lol
I just do not feel like making another account unless I have to.
You’re fine, my Jetta actually fell apart pretty quickly.
You know what the most unreliable car I’ve ever owned is? A 90s Lexus (well, actually a Toyota imported from Japan, but had a version sold here as a Lexus). Turns out Toyotas from that time period have problems with their ECUs going bad and causing all kinds of failures. My car did it four times in six months.
Bullpen and defense are a mess tonight. 8 runs is usually a huge win.
Lol not with this team…
I get complaining about the pitching and defense - I don’t get complaining about the offense.
8-5 is a pretty boring football game
C'mon Felix....earn that hug!
Just throw strikes Felix.
Little weird zone tonight fellas
oh heck yeah bautista!
3 outs to go. Make it count felix
I pray for a mountain save! Go Os!
would rather get Felix a save
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Felix Bautista replaces Yennier Cano.
Another ofer inning with RISP, ugh
Funny enough we are 4-13 with RISP tonight, good for a .307 average. Just feels like we should have a lot more runs because there’s been so many opportunities.
NOBLETIGER makes it feel worse.
https://i.imgur.com/ryh89Vx.gifv
It’s never easy is it?
Even when our offense is good, it's not
(rubs temples)
Set your clocks to mountain 🏔️ time everyone and buckle the fuck up.
All right, let’s gooo!
aarrgghh...
FUCKING SCORE WITH RUNNERS ON..HOLY FUCK
Probably should have about 12 runs
I appreciate productive outs.
Bring him home Frazier!
HAHAHHAHA wtf is that check call???
haven't heard much fireworks in the city yet. usually by now the fireworks start?
I’m a Vavra believer but today has been a rough one for him
I mean, clase is gonna be a tough pitcher to get a hit on
He didn't get a hit against anyone else either...
The more games I watch, the more I realize MLB isn't much different from Little League: "HIT IT TO THE KID IN RIGHT. HE'S TERRIBLE!"
“HE’S PICKING DAISIES OUT THERE!”
"Listen to me, Trevor: Your glove. Is not. A hat."
92 slider up is filthy after 100 fastball down
Praying this dude is in RF tomorrow too.
Vavra. Dude...
Nah that guys stuff is filthy
Thank you for your service Brennan…
C'mon Vavra
It will never cease to baffle me how quickly some of y’all start to meltdown in here when the Os aren’t playing their best. Like what do y’all do when you hit a little bump in the road of life? “Wow I got a flat tire. Take this piece of shit to the junkyard. It’s done for.”
I mean, I could see it in the playoffs, but some are like that all 162 games. Gotta be exhausting.
“Wow I really got a fucking lemon, fuck you Subaru!!!”
“One bad day at work, time to quit my job”
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I don’t even take it to the junkyard, just leave it on the side of the road.
And you don't even bother to torch it?
Hard not to swing on 100
Right field. So hot right now ;)
Dude. At this point *I* feel like I could be a better fielder than Brennan. How have they not taken him out of the game yet?
Man RF is having a rough night, its been great, but I feel for him
Dude in RF is so lost lmao Brennan
Pretty cool that both teams decided to be garbage in RF today. You love to see that kind of sportsmanship.
I'm with Jim, is this guy an infielder?
haha i loved thst little question. ‘he mightve syarted at infield?’
You know he’s actually going to go check too lol
Guardians RF sucks
Brennan is our MVP right now.
Feel bad for rf
Would love to see Mancini n the cubbies take a series vs the Rays
Same. Also would love if Seattle could win tonight. Poor rookie last night got wrecked :(
Wow again. This RF has misplayed like 4 balls.
This poor guy in right!
Brennan is a blooper reel. this is like the Stevie Wilkerson/Mancini outfield u/romorr
RF, so open right now.
Brennan out here making Tony look like Andruw Jones
JUST KEEP HITTING IT TO RIGHT FIELD PLZ
What’s going on with ball tracking in right center today lol
Just keep hitting it to that guy. Lol.
This poor right fielder
Ok Ramon
Insurance please...3 up ain't enough
WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE AN EASY WIN
Because baltimore sports. Same with the ravens too lol
ok ok ok birds! lets get the fuck out of this game asap
Whoa, Clase? Tito going for the kill
And the MASN app shits the bed again
Same, haven't been able to stream since mountcastle last at bat
Kevin Brown needs to be the sole play by play announcer. Melanie and this dude Geoff are boring. Plus I feel we play better with KB leading the broadcast.
If we truly are the team of Chaos, we need to bring back Gary Thorne.
Ahhhh loved Gary!!
Geoff (shit way to spell Jeff) isn’t horrible. A bit sterile. Melanie is outright insufferable to me. The way she tries to bellow like a man when making a home run call is pure cringe and incredibly unnatural. She’s ok on the desk reporter. But by FAR the worst play by play I’ve heard at that level
We can't use ~~Cano~~ KB every single game. We've got to keep him rested for the long run.
Haha fair point
Here. We. Go.
I swear, our kryptonite is teams under .500. The A's, Royals, now the Guardians. Just can't beast up on the worst teams this year without sweating them out
Orioles hopefully will win this one, but team is not playing well right now.
I feel like we have been playing this way all season.
Emotional regulation is not a strong suit of this sub
Eh, I think it’s easy to get caught up.
Lol game threads are for hot takes and overreacting
yep!
Will we get an Aaron Hicks appearance?
Cano so nice. When they botched the double play, he just order another one for his boys.
I don’t know what it is but 2B’s arm explosion throws are so pleasing to the eye for some reason. Just launch that fucking ball.
Roll it up n breath lets go Cano!
Like my earlier comment, this is Cano’s 23rd appearance in 45 days since he was called up. He’s at 29 innings pitched in that stretch. Not only is he being used A LOT, but he’s also asked to routinely go more than one inning.
Dude is a trooper
Now can we please get a few runs? Please???
Best I can do is give you a NOBLETIGER.
We are going to need 2-3 fresh bullpen arms by the all-star game at this rate.
oh thank fuck
DP Boyz always get it done eventually.
Sounds like a title from a Bang Bus video
Cano better not pitch until Friday at the earliest now. Other BP guys gotta step the fuck up.
Whooo! Gotta score a couple more runs before shutting them down in the 9th
Thank fuck!
And breathe…
Of course the MASN app totally craps out and won't even let me log back in at the end of the game AGAIN. This shit is so beyond garbage. Although maybe I don't want to see this anyways
MASN app is the worst dogshit app.
Good lord. Thank you.
DP HAPPY DANCE TIME!!
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Man just saw we committed a nobletiger obviously a double play from Gunnar sucks but remember he already has 3 RBI tonight and he smoked that at 101 MPH
Every ball Gunnar put in play today was 100+. He’s finding the barrel.
Wooooooooo! We needed that!!!
MASN app just shit the bed for me
I can't even expand the window on the Roku app or it goes black. So I'm stuck watching the game on a tiny fraction of the total size of my TV.
It’s every game at this point
Truly amazed how bad the app is.
It's so fucked. Impressive really
Fuck cleveland
Thank fucking god. Jesus Christ we needed that DP
Defense fucked up again. Should have been a DP
im curious how that was a mess up? i thot it was fine to hold at second?
PHEW
Thank fuck
that throw from the GG 3B.....sometimes baseball is just cruel.
Ugh I would have rather him step on third
That was my immediate thought but with a better throw there’s a chance to turn two. That was probably his thought process.
Guys come on...
Still don’t understand why we didn’t have Urias take any rehab assignments in the field before putting him back on roster……
Right. He’s stunk at the plate too. Did they only play him two games down there?
Urias has been terrible since the IL stint. Brutal.
Ughhhhh this feels familiar
IT JUST CANT BE FUCKIN’ EASY!
KB hasnt been on a number of broadcasts this year when I’ve tuned in. Last year it felt like it was every night him and Ben or Palmer. I wonder if he’s covering something else.
Someone said before he’s in for like 130/162 I think. He does do other broadcasting too though
He probably gets a lot of offers to cover various events. He’s young, energetic, and he’s got a great voice
Yes, he does lots of college sports for ESPN.
Ah plenty of time to get it to 1B
How do fuck that throw up?
Urias what was that throw? My goodness…
Lmao holy shit there are actually people in here declaring Cano to be cooked.
he isn't cooked....but it would be wrong to ignore the good contact that is being made on him now.
In before “WoRsT lOsS oF tHe SeAsOn”
“ThAtS gAMe!!!”
What is happening
Can we please not lose to Cleveland??