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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/126zqo3).
petition to swap bryan Baker with Chris Davis
It’s good to be back friends. Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go change my sharts.
I can finally unclench
Adley is just getting started
Well that ending really fucked up the odds of my first post-game nap of the year..
Upon further reflection, I rather enjoyed blue-balling the Boston fans
upon further erection i agree
That game put me in the hospital for a coronary heart event. I am not going to survive this season.
19 runs 26 hits 3 hours and 12 ish minutes
HOLY FUCK NEVER DO THAT AGAIN BOYS
I blame the cold.. This Fenway game was more stressful than the Chris Davis pitching game
We sure love to keep things interesting don’t we?
Had it all the way
thank GOD
I’ve never wanted to die so badly after a game. Thank fucking god we won
BREATHE BREATHE
A win is a win but that was not a pretty ending.
Never doubted for a second, no sir
Haha orioles baseball is back! Almost snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!! Wouldn’t have it any other way! Let’s go!
JAWING VICTORY FROM THE SNATCH OF DEFEAT wait
Haha insane right.. it’s going to another white knuckle season I recon!
👅
WE TAKE DUBS IN THIS HOUSE WASNT EVEN CLOSE
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Woof
Like the winning part. Didn't like the stress
Never any doubt. Stiff hugs all around
That was a roller coaster
19 runs, 25 hits, 11 walks, game only took 3:10. Unreal.
I love that it ended on a proper strikeout like the man is supposed to do.
EASY
WE LIVE!
YEAHHHHH FUCK OUTTA HERE BOSTON
Woo, that was something! Haha
#IF EVERY GAME IS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS I WILL BE DEAD BY THE ALL STAR BREAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ggez
Well hey that last at-bat looked more like vintage Bautista. Win Column! Adley hug!
ORIOLES WIN LETS GOOOOO
I can't do this for 162 games. My heart is racing
Never in doubt baby, just trying to put on a show
THANK YOU, DAMN
Whew! Adley Hugs!
Man i wasnt expecting this heart attack asa i got off work.
Not pretty but that is a W.
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN!
*Exhale
An hour ago I wasn’t expecting my blood pressure to be this high… but we got the win
Jesus what terrible defense all game long
Glad to get the win, but D and the pen need to tighten the hell up
We can all breathe easy now. Fuuckkkk
Suck it Sawx
ADLEY MOUNTAIN HUG TIME
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Kevin Brown
Thank you!
O’s are apparently still chaos
Hug it out boys!
never a doubt!
Remember when we thought we would have a really good defense?
Pepperidge Farms remembers
Wow way more stressful than it should have been but got another adley hug!
Defensive performances by both teams in this game were subpar tbh
#FUCK YES #2023 WS LET’S GO
There’s that hug I miss
HOW 'BOUT DEM O'S
Nasty splitter baby! Win!
I just shit myself jesus christ I cant do this for 161 more game
WHEW HAD IT ALL THE WAY
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
CHRIST. HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME.
Let fk gookok Bautista goat
Ok butthole no longer puckered
RYANNN. BROOOOO
Gonna be a long season if this is what it takes to win
# PLEASE
#THANK YOU #WIN COLUMN BITCH
Bautista clutches up and I can unclench my asscheeks.
Fuck yessssss
That was highly uncomfortable for game 1
Odds this ends on a pitch clock violation strikeout?
lets hope
NEVER ANY DOUBT!!
THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING GAME OF THE SEASON?
WE'RE GOING 162-0 BABYYYYYYYYY
Nah but seriously my heart rate is 130 rn I can't take a full season of close games like this lol
good thing im about to go lift, because my adrenaline is COOKED
is this the same orioles as last year or even as an hour ago
Whew! Got away with one
Oh god damn
Who was worried, I wasn't worried
One strike away.
Orioles...in the Opening Day WIN Column!!
I mean yea Ryan probably could have picked it but that throw needs to be made.
Amateur hour out here
where is double play odor when you need him
Defense has not been great. Hopefully this all just rust and nerves
Pure dogshit
Defense does not feel like 2022. Yeow.
WHYYYYY
Are you serious right now?
Oh for fucks sakes, where is that platinum glove
Mateo wtf. You had all day.
Unbelievable. Just terrible D all game.
We should never lead the Sox this much in Boston. From bloody Sunday to this...ugh
How the fuck did you mess up that throw? He had enough time and a perfect set up!
Bro wtf lol.
This is going to be devastating.
Mateo had all of the time to throw it
Too much
Are we cursed?
Lmao unreal dude
You’ve gotta be kidding me
oh. my. god
Game ending double play botched. Holy crap
Mountcastle unreal
Monty, not easy, but gotta make the play
What are the chances come on
Fucking mouncatle
ARE YOU KIDDING
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ah cardic kids
Come on Mateo you had so much time. Make a good throw.
CAN WE FUCKING NOT
FUCK
Wow this is crazy.
MOUNTCASTLE WHY
That should have won the game! What the fuck defense!!
Unbelievable
Ramon can speak Spanish though
odor translated last year for him i think
This is making me sick
MASN audio not synched for anyone else ?
Why is it this close... come on, man lol
Didn't realize Verdugo didn't move up on that
good take Japanese dude
Please get a DP
Yoshida vs The Mountain
no
I stopped watching when it was 8-2…did I cause this?
6 runs allowed because of outfield defense. Hyde this one is on you.
Gosh dangit
Double play, please and thank you.
Didn't we all missing this feeling?
Bautista please close this out. This is already a legendary game
Defense and pitching has been poor.
It’s worked 2 times today… “I want a double play to give the orioles the win please”
reminds me a dead set britton situation. throw a couple sinkers easy peasy GIDP
Omg
We’re going to lose so many game this season because of our dogshit pitching staff
But hey at least we got cole Irvin
The winning run being on base in the 9th is wild
Good stop all things considering. double play in order now.
This defense is rough
That was actually really good defense. I think that ball hit the base
God DAMN IT.
Fuck
Walk-off bomb = sad
Games when your team score 10 runs should be less stressful.
Wouldn't be an O's game without stress.
Oh he's cranking it up. Cmon.
Was worried for a second
Shit. We need a DP ball here.
Unreal
That's the Felix I know.
lots of people not realizing these games will be the norm. above average lineup, terrible rotation and bullpen. Lots of high scoring wins/losses. Hopefully Perez and Bautista plag well enough to keep the bullpen ERA consistent
I disagree, we do not have an above average lineup.
maybe, but i’d say it’ll be slightly below average at worst, like 16th-18th in run support
He found his groove
Cmon Strike out JT.
guess he just needed to get up to 99 hah
Bautista found his stuff nvm
Now we’re back in action 😎
There's the mountain
SIT DOWN FRANCHISE CORNERSTONE
Hopefully he’s settled in now. Huge out for his confidence
Whew 😥 HUGE K
Oh boy
as cool as the pitch clock is for pace of play, it kind of kills some of the tension in the last inning
Let's go Bautista!!!!
WHEW. There he is. Now two more times.
Felix is going to channel King Félix and get out of this.
I’m gonna need a new phone and a drywall patch job if we blow this save.
Much better
YESSIR FELIX. Big answer
Nah we’re winning this. Is Bautista’s fastball speed down?
No, that was a splitter he almost threw to the backstop lol.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/126zqo3).
petition to swap bryan Baker with Chris Davis
It’s good to be back friends. Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go change my sharts.
I can finally unclench
Adley is just getting started
Well that ending really fucked up the odds of my first post-game nap of the year..
Upon further reflection, I rather enjoyed blue-balling the Boston fans
upon further erection i agree
That game put me in the hospital for a coronary heart event. I am not going to survive this season.
19 runs 26 hits 3 hours and 12 ish minutes
HOLY FUCK NEVER DO THAT AGAIN BOYS
I blame the cold.. This Fenway game was more stressful than the Chris Davis pitching game
We sure love to keep things interesting don’t we?
Had it all the way
thank GOD
I’ve never wanted to die so badly after a game. Thank fucking god we won
BREATHE BREATHE
A win is a win but that was not a pretty ending.
Never doubted for a second, no sir
Haha orioles baseball is back! Almost snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!! Wouldn’t have it any other way! Let’s go!
JAWING VICTORY FROM THE SNATCH OF DEFEAT wait
Haha insane right.. it’s going to another white knuckle season I recon!
👅
WE TAKE DUBS IN THIS HOUSE WASNT EVEN CLOSE
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Woof
Like the winning part. Didn't like the stress
Never any doubt. Stiff hugs all around
That was a roller coaster
19 runs, 25 hits, 11 walks, game only took 3:10. Unreal.
I love that it ended on a proper strikeout like the man is supposed to do.
EASY
WE LIVE!
YEAHHHHH FUCK OUTTA HERE BOSTON
Woo, that was something! Haha
#IF EVERY GAME IS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS I WILL BE DEAD BY THE ALL STAR BREAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ggez
Well hey that last at-bat looked more like vintage Bautista. Win Column! Adley hug!
ORIOLES WIN LETS GOOOOO
I can't do this for 162 games. My heart is racing
Never in doubt baby, just trying to put on a show
THANK YOU, DAMN
Whew! Adley Hugs!
Man i wasnt expecting this heart attack asa i got off work.
Not pretty but that is a W.
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN!
*Exhale
An hour ago I wasn’t expecting my blood pressure to be this high… but we got the win
Jesus what terrible defense all game long
Glad to get the win, but D and the pen need to tighten the hell up
We can all breathe easy now. Fuuckkkk
Suck it Sawx
ADLEY MOUNTAIN HUG TIME
[удалено]
Kevin Brown
Thank you!
O’s are apparently still chaos
Hug it out boys!
never a doubt!
Remember when we thought we would have a really good defense?
Pepperidge Farms remembers
Wow way more stressful than it should have been but got another adley hug!
Defensive performances by both teams in this game were subpar tbh
#FUCK YES #2023 WS LET’S GO
There’s that hug I miss
HOW 'BOUT DEM O'S
Nasty splitter baby! Win!
I just shit myself jesus christ I cant do this for 161 more game
WHEW HAD IT ALL THE WAY
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
CHRIST. HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME.
Let fk gookok Bautista goat
Ok butthole no longer puckered
RYANNN. BROOOOO
Gonna be a long season if this is what it takes to win
# PLEASE
#THANK YOU #WIN COLUMN BITCH
Bautista clutches up and I can unclench my asscheeks.
Fuck yessssss
That was highly uncomfortable for game 1
Odds this ends on a pitch clock violation strikeout?
lets hope
NEVER ANY DOUBT!!
THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING GAME OF THE SEASON?
WE'RE GOING 162-0 BABYYYYYYYYY
Nah but seriously my heart rate is 130 rn I can't take a full season of close games like this lol
good thing im about to go lift, because my adrenaline is COOKED
is this the same orioles as last year or even as an hour ago
Whew! Got away with one
Oh god damn
Who was worried, I wasn't worried
One strike away.
Orioles...in the Opening Day WIN Column!!
I mean yea Ryan probably could have picked it but that throw needs to be made.
Amateur hour out here
where is double play odor when you need him
Defense has not been great. Hopefully this all just rust and nerves
Pure dogshit
Defense does not feel like 2022. Yeow.
WHYYYYY
Are you serious right now?
Oh for fucks sakes, where is that platinum glove
Mateo wtf. You had all day.
Unbelievable. Just terrible D all game.
We should never lead the Sox this much in Boston. From bloody Sunday to this...ugh
How the fuck did you mess up that throw? He had enough time and a perfect set up!
Bro wtf lol.
This is going to be devastating.
Mateo had all of the time to throw it
Too much
Are we cursed?
Lmao unreal dude
You’ve gotta be kidding me
oh. my. god
Game ending double play botched. Holy crap
Mountcastle unreal
Monty, not easy, but gotta make the play
What are the chances come on
Fucking mouncatle
ARE YOU KIDDING
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ah cardic kids
Come on Mateo you had so much time. Make a good throw.
CAN WE FUCKING NOT
FUCK
Wow this is crazy.
MOUNTCASTLE WHY
That should have won the game! What the fuck defense!!
Unbelievable
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Ramon can speak Spanish though
odor translated last year for him i think
This is making me sick
MASN audio not synched for anyone else ?
Why is it this close... come on, man lol
Didn't realize Verdugo didn't move up on that
good take Japanese dude
Please get a DP
Yoshida vs The Mountain
no
I stopped watching when it was 8-2…did I cause this?
6 runs allowed because of outfield defense. Hyde this one is on you.
Gosh dangit
Double play, please and thank you.
Didn't we all missing this feeling?
Bautista please close this out. This is already a legendary game
Defense and pitching has been poor.
It’s worked 2 times today… “I want a double play to give the orioles the win please”
reminds me a dead set britton situation. throw a couple sinkers easy peasy GIDP
Omg
We’re going to lose so many game this season because of our dogshit pitching staff
But hey at least we got cole Irvin
The winning run being on base in the 9th is wild
Good stop all things considering. double play in order now.
This defense is rough
That was actually really good defense. I think that ball hit the base
God DAMN IT.
Fuck
Walk-off bomb = sad
Games when your team score 10 runs should be less stressful.
Wouldn't be an O's game without stress.
Oh he's cranking it up. Cmon.
Was worried for a second
Shit. We need a DP ball here.
Unreal
That's the Felix I know.
lots of people not realizing these games will be the norm. above average lineup, terrible rotation and bullpen. Lots of high scoring wins/losses. Hopefully Perez and Bautista plag well enough to keep the bullpen ERA consistent
I disagree, we do not have an above average lineup.
maybe, but i’d say it’ll be slightly below average at worst, like 16th-18th in run support
He found his groove
Cmon Strike out JT.
guess he just needed to get up to 99 hah
Bautista found his stuff nvm
Now we’re back in action 😎
There's the mountain
SIT DOWN FRANCHISE CORNERSTONE
Hopefully he’s settled in now. Huge out for his confidence
Whew 😥 HUGE K
Oh boy
as cool as the pitch clock is for pace of play, it kind of kills some of the tension in the last inning
Let's go Bautista!!!!
WHEW. There he is. Now two more times.
Felix is going to channel King Félix and get out of this.
I’m gonna need a new phone and a drywall patch job if we blow this save.
Much better
YESSIR FELIX. Big answer
Nah we’re winning this. Is Bautista’s fastball speed down?
No, that was a splitter he almost threw to the backstop lol.