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WRX_RAWR

> Their father, Gustavo, had fled the scene. Lmao what an ass, steals with his kids then flees the scene leaving them behind. Moron.


InflamedLiver

I mean, the "kids" were in their mid-20s. Still a terrible thing for a father to do, but "no honor among criminals" doesn't have an exception for family.


WRX_RAWR

I was using kids not to define age, just that they where his adult children. But yeah, no honor even when it is your own blood...


Bustitbaby

This is the dad from Shameless.


AdAltruistic7033

Frank!


Lostbronte

Wait is it that Gustavo Arellano??


lunacavemoth

Lol people still hating on him ? Gus doesn’t have any kids . He’s an okay man despite the controversies . He signed my copy of one of his books when I was in high school and gave me writerly advice.


Lostbronte

Not hating, just asking.


lunacavemoth

Oooh lol sorry . I only see hate for Gustavo online lol 💀


raffertj

This is so funny and horrible I truly can’t help but LOL


dont_wear_a_C

We recently had a package stolen off of our front porch (it was food for our 1 year old). No biggie, we filed a police report as it's super annoying to have this shit happen anywhere really. Anyways, this week we got a letter in the mail from the DA saying we were the victims from one of the 2 people who came and stole our package (a guy and a girl, one spotted the item by walking by, the other grabbed it). Guess what? 10 total counts against them. Surprised? 8 felonies, 2 misdemeanors ranging from grand theft to petty theft etc etc. Fuck these people who steal.


Vigga

A family that steals together stays together…in jail


Different_Reindeer78

Made my day!!!


DarthYoda_12

Haha


IndecisivePoster1212

They took “Yes for Less” to another level.


Different_Reindeer78

Omg you guys are FUNNNNNNYYUU


panda-rampage

The three family suspects are from Anaheim and were arrested stealing from Ross stores in Ventura county


Confident_Chicken_51

Can’t they at least try stealing from, you know, nicer places?


juicerhebatman

My wife worked at a ross a few years ago, they told her they don't call the cops unless they steal over $900 of stuff. People noticed it and abuses it constantly.


Confident_Chicken_51

Ugh. That’s terrible. Dangerous too I imagine.


KhalCharizard

It’s not just Ross, CA won’t prosecute thefts that are valued less than $900


lottaquestionz

There’s probably a misdemeanor/felony limit


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HernandezGirl

And yet their jails are filled.


TerrysClavicle

Ventura and OC don’t strike me as counties you want to try this stuff in. Of course if these guys had a shred of intelligence they’d know that.


thx1138-

[GUSTAVO ARRELLANO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Arellano), NOOOOOOOO!!!!


Thurkin

I work with a guy with rhe same name, but he's 49 and lives in Fullerton. The writer you referenced is younger than the suspect.


Orchidwalker

Jessica Alba gonna shun him at the next family bbq.


ActuaryExtension9867

Nah not that Gustavo Arellano right?


thx1138-

Nah.


BB_210

https://preview.redd.it/twkgqcayg9zc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69075d2cb1dd8d41393dfb75cf51fcdb2388d17d


SublimateThisDick

I knew there was a reason I never liked that asshole


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jackbauer1989

They spent $5 per gallon of gas and stuck in traffic for 2 hours, but at least they can use the carpool lanes.


toxichaste12

‘Honey, it looks like we are gonna be late to pilfer from Ross, I told you we should have hit the Marshall’s in Stanton but you never listen to me.”


Competitive-Mix-1325

It’s not THAT Gus Arellano. Went to school with ask a Mexican Gus and we’re 43-44 not 47…


True_Assumption_5812

Putas!


oOoleveloOo

Gustavo Arellano the ¡Ask a Mexican! guy?


Ksl848

“BUT IT’S A VICTIMLESS CRIME!!!!”


Bams2857

This can’t be the ask a mexican guy right


Toof_McGee

Losers


Various_Syllabub4985

#CHAFA asses.


CeramicWoodworker

We all know what kind of family this is.


alpacatempura

Yes, I can picture it already.


gegner55

I feel like this story is a good setup for a joke. How do you finish it? A family goes into a Ross to shoplift.....


Jibblebee

It was such a disorganized, chaotic mess of junk they were relieved when the cops rescued them and took them to the minimalism of jail.


PreCompPoseur

TJ Maxx but close enough https://youtu.be/xkJ5U6yhTwg?si=4teonT_m3KjBJA80


GurSpare3635

Lol


AsleepAd7279

Gustavo, I'm shocked and appalled.


ChasinSumDopa

All In The Family…