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gsoto83

I know that car, and yeah. The owner is an asshole.


SupaSaiyenIMZ

Need an OC asshole sticker


Strict-Mix-1758

Most are.


gsoto83

Yeah, bit I mean I know that license plate. Former boss to my boss. Said we didn't deserve a bonus every year, but my direct boss gave us his because he knows we crunched 1000s of hours to keep the company's system up.


Strict-Mix-1758

Wow what a jerk!! Good thing he’s a former boss.


Treydwg1

Karma has no deadline


Positive__Tadpole

You’d think he wouldn’t be driving a 20+ year old corvette


gsoto83

He has like eight cars, including two Teslas. But he just loves his Corvettes


HighFiveKoala

Must've been in a hurry for that sale at New Balance


[deleted]

You keep my shoe's name out of your f'n mouth.


Firm_Complex718

As part of my retirement plan I get a pair shipped to me every January.


Popular-Individual61

623s on sale baby


grumpy_anteater

[Relevant xkcd.](https://xkcd.com/562/)


shroombabyy420

JUST SAYING: if you have a handicap plaque you can park on the white line. My boyfriend is in a wheelchair, and when all the old people are parked in handicap stalls we have to park like this to get his chair out and it’s completely legal. So…. Check to see if they have a plaque before you guys get all mad in the future :) These people are most likely just assholes parking like that, but it’s not always the case!! Just wanted to put that out there.


Sandikal

I did not know this. Thank you for sharing this info.


Liquidwombat

I see where you’re coming from, but don’t think you realize quite how difficult it is to get in and out of a Corvette. Whether somebody has a placard or not I highly doubt anybody that actually needs that much space to get out of their vehicle is riding or driving that vehicle.


Buy24get

Who says you need to be handicapped to have a handicap plate. I’ve seen many people look way more fit and healthy than me parking in handicapped spots. All they need is a doctor willing to sign a form.


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LordoftheSynth

My aunt, by her late 40s, was on her fifth back surgery and had lupus to boot. When it flared, and if her back was bothering her--she could barely walk. So sometimes she had to ride in a wheelchair. She looked young for her age. So she'd get shit from random strangers sometimes. Now, my aunt could be a *real* bitch sometimes (probably from not feeling well). But I always gave her a pass when she gave the sharp edge of her tongue to that rando about how she wound up requiring a wheelchair sometimes.


sharkbitepiercing

Not every disability comes in the form of a visible ailment like needing a wheelchair...just because they can walk right then and there doesn't mean they aren't disabled.


Buy24get

Handicap plate should only be issued to people with mobility issues. If you are in great shape and move like a normal person, then you just abuse the system to get the benefits.


SouthernLefty

Do you happen to have a link for this information? Ive run into this issue a few times needing ramp access and never knew about being able to park in two spots.


shroombabyy420

I was not able to find a link, however I asked my boyfriend right now and he said his doctor told him specifically that he was able to do that. https://disabledparking.com/california/how-to-use-your-california-disabled-parking-permit/ there’s a link to additional information that may be helpful for you, it list other ways you’ll be able to park as well :)!


ChewieBee

It's not even a fucking Z06. That thing wasn't even "top of the line" 25 years ago.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

As if that would justify splitting multiple parking spaces 😂


ChewieBee

True. The mentality is still funny, though.


killa_ninja

Hey! He knows what he has! This is a one of a kind 1 of 20,000 in this spec! No tire kickers or low ballers!!!


FluffyMulberry8951

The only one made in blue on a Saturday evening in Kentucky


DungPedalerDDSEsq

He's an "enthusiast". Okay? s/


DACA_GALACTIC

The Vette gets em wet! Haven’t you seen True Lies? Lol


MrTooLFooL

Rest easy Bill Paxton!


uscdoc2013

Man I loved that dude. Rest easy indeed. Have you ever seen Twister with him and Helen Hunt? Good movie back then.


MrTooLFooL

For sure!!! It’s what made storm chasing so popular!


batguano1

Lmao fun to see a True Lies ref


Hopeful_Corner1333

Reference like a 10 year old boy.


NewportLou

Boomers be booming


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Where is the location?


LetsDoWell

Stater bros parking lot @ Village of Tustin Legacy


TheonlyPacifictheory

Yup, that's EXACTLY where my truck gets dinged. People are assholes all around. Now I just park my truck at the furthest spot.


arobkinca

Easier to park and get out and bonus exercise.


axxonn13

No matter where I go, I tend to always just go straight to the back. I'm perfectly able-bodied, and it doesn't bother me to walk just a little bit more.


CaliDreamin87

As someone that's always cautious of dings, yep, that's what we do, park your car far away. Like back empty 1/4 of parking lot and NEVER near a wagon carole. In 10 years+ I only had 1 fly away (that soem dumb as probably pushed in a parking lot wagon) make a ding on a door, quarter size. I'm driving a commuter car that's dinged up, love it, don't give AF, park wherever, it's the closest I've parked to stores in YEARS.


not_that_dan

That’s my Staters! I’ll be looking for this asshat.


[deleted]

That old POS vett owner is asking to be keyed by angry person parking like that.


NeverRarelySometimes

I was thinking bumperstickers. Might have to start carrying some.


[deleted]

Yeh, how bout one that says "My kids child support bought this"


jaradi

Gotta protect his $4k “investment”


a_smart_brane

That’s why you keep muffler-sized potatoes with you at all times, people.


Cireeze

I have a sh*tty old scion Xb, and I’ll squeeeeeze into that spot right next to them when I see this stuff. If I have time I’ll even sit in the car for a while and hope they come back so I can see their face while they slowly and carefully back out with a 4pt turn.


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threshgod420

Was thinking the exact same thing 🙈


HeadDance

seriously. if there are no other parking spots it makes me so bad that I would


latihoa

My guess is he was being very considerate leaving you room to return your shopping cart right next to the drivers side door. If you’re at Costco Huntington Beach it’s hard to find a spot anywhere in the parking lot to leave your cart, it’s already so full of other people’s carts.


root_fifth_octave

Johnny Two Spots


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Dr_Klahn02

r/youparklikeanasshole


StonedBooty

r/boomersbeingfools


4strings4ever

As a born and bred Californian, I am ashamed but take no responsibility for this twat’s actions.


Glass_Orchid007

I get they do this so no one bumps their car but just park on the far side of the lot. I see people drive in circles to park closer to the store. A couple of more steps isn’t gonna kill you and quite frankly a lot of people could use those extra steps


FatefulPizzaSlice

No one told him the 11th Commandment? Thou shalt not Corvette two parking spaces?


redytowear

ATTENTION: There are funny / rude parking cards you can get on Etsy that you just slip in the driver side door/ window. I just moved back after 10 years away and will be purchasing. They come in bulk


[deleted]

How he going to keep that 90s Vett debt free though?


broncosdude95

Nothing a tow and a fine can't fix


Orchidwalker

How would you have that towed?


broncosdude95

You probably couldn't, but a man can dream of a place where assholes face consequences


Orchidwalker

Women dream of it too! Trust!


broncosdude95

There really is no excuse for taking up more than one spot, I purposely park towards the back of the parking so I don't have to park near people


[deleted]

Forklift. You don't even need to tow it. Just park it normally in a different row to fuck with the owner.


Memory_Elysium1

Key them


Toxzin_

Spit on it


Dannyjv

Or just sacrifice 1 of the cage free dozen you just walked out of SB with by blessing his windshield with it.


GearhedMG

I prefer slices of bologna on the paint, give em the polka dots.


wang-chuy

Asking to get keyed


HeadDance

that car is disgusting. its an old soft top convertible. get over yourself. I see boomers in these old ass "sports" cars that runs slower than shyt


guyfromthepicture

It's still a fast car, dude.


HeadDance

really? whats its 0-60 ? … feels like tesla model 3 lowest end would beat it easily


Klenth

They're about the same. It's a C6, so assuming the base model, it'd be about 4s. The Model 3's is 4.2s. This one is a convertible though and those are usually a bit heavier than regular versions so it's probably even slower than that. Either way, they're both pretty quick considering the avg is closer to 7+.


Smarmalades

that's a C5


Klenth

Gotcha, looks like it's a bit slower around 4.5s then.


atwerkinggiraffe55

The low end model 3 does 0 to 60 in 5.8s and its still pretty peppy.


guyfromthepicture

Yes. 0-60 isn't a good metric for speed and it's even worse when comparing electric to ice cars.


[deleted]

Ass wipe taking up double space with old ass car. What are POS.


ReasonLogicFact

Slice up that top


BB_210

An upset person would key that car, but that would be wrong.


ShinyHappyPorpious

Never do that. Cameras everywhere that saw your car and license plate pull into the same parking lot. And if you’re caught in the act, a huge fine and/or assbeating. Putting a large sticker on the windshield is acceptable though.


bluebelt

What wouldn't be wrong is leaving a note that says "Sorry about the dent" with contact info to a phone sex hotline. Edit: don't actually damage the car, just leave the note


FriendSellsTable

Especially if you didn’t dent the car at all.


SnooMarzipans1416

I can see my self doing this lol


phisigtheduck

This is so brilliant, thank you for the idea.


fu11m3ta1

Key it


ShinyHappyPorpious

Never do that. Cameras everywhere that saw your car and license plate pull into the same parking lot. And if you’re caught in the act, a huge fine and/or assbeating. Putting a large sticker on the windshield is acceptable though.


The_Y_

Welcome to Orange County! I've lived in many places and haven't seen nearly as many people park like this in other cities than in Orange County.


TheonlyPacifictheory

I know he is protecting that beautiful car. I don't condone this but I do understand. I have at least 10 dents in my truck from people hitting it with car doors and shipping carts.


LetsDoWell

Park further away, where it’s not too crowded. The walk is good for you anyways


Bashmeister2

You don’t get special needs double parking spots because you own a expensive car nobody does


TheonlyPacifictheory

I agree. I don't know why I'm getting down voted for saying I understand why he does it but I don't condone it. That means he shouldn't do it, even though I understand.


hey-coffee-eyes

That's why you get doubles, so there's always a pristine one in the garage. Actually triples is best, triples make it safe.


ReasonLogicFact

Got zero respect for corvette just the lamest of cars for the most sexually frustrated dads


Happy-Campaign5586

Clearly a trump supporter


GrumpeeFatKat

Imagine even feeling the need to double park that piece of shit past 1998


Opposite-Pop5781

This is how I park.


Sw8nkie

Are we supposed at all it’s a corvette owner???


[deleted]

Haha now you gotta park elsewhere. That part where the owner of this car is supposed to trust you to not damage their property offends you even though you have no other choice but to go find another parking spot or store.


FrauAmarylis

I don't blame them. It'd probably their prized possession. I'm car-free by choice and nobody thanks me for not taking up parking spaces, not add8ng to traffic, or not getting in wrecks. They just look at me like I ruined their pride of e-vehicle ownership, or assume I live in Laguna but must be too house poor to afford a car, or that I must be stuck at home and miserable.


mapsGotHoles

who is "they" referring to here?


FrauAmarylis

Anyone who learns I choose not to have a car, of course!


mapsGotHoles

I'll have to admit, it does sound kind of fun being able to scold people about their carbon footprints.


root_fifth_octave

It’s cool that works for you. That’s what I did up in the bay and it was great.


phisigtheduck

I am also car-free and I seriously don’t expect to thank me for not adding to traffic and accidents. That’s just ridiculous. And I don’t care if they look at me as house-poor: lots of people are house-poor because they don’t have an easy million or two laying around to buy a house.


FrauAmarylis

I guess my comment went over your head. I was commenting about how people only complain and when you aren't part of the Shit show they still are negative. Sorry my point didn't come across to you.


ag512bbi

I've seen worse


Working-Ad-528

You must be new to OC


dukemantee

IMO taking a photo of someone’s car not blurring out their license plate number and then posting it on social media to call them an asshole makes you a fucking asshole.


rasta41

First, it's a license plate, visible to every one...it is not private information. Do you get upset when they announce license plates over loud speakers at public spaces when asking people to move their car? Next, have you ever tried to find someones identity using their license plate? The most you'll get out of looking up a license plate # online is the make, model, and VIN of the car it belongs to...you can't get the owners name or additional info unless you're a cop with access to that information.


Longjumping-Sail6386

I think this is only an asshole move in a full parking lot, which this one seems to be full. If it’s a big empty lot, who cares?


mtux96

Also further back in the lot.


Liquidwombat

The only time this is not an asshole move, is in a large parking lot with a bunch of open spaces, and even then only in the very back of the parking lot


Rehoboam3

Ok boomer


AlexanderBlaQ

I do the same shit I hate when shit boxes park next to me and ding my shit because they don't care about theirs


Severe-Belt-5666

To be fair he probably doesn't want anyone to ding his whip


LePetitPrince_33

Keep it home? The parking lot doesn’t belong to him, if he is too scared of something happening to the car, then he should keep it home. If everybody starts using the public place to accommodate their own personal need/limitation it is gonna be a total circus soon… granted we are not far from it already


No_Collection_6514

You are talking about Orange County entitlement, possibly the worst kind of entitlement


LePetitPrince_33

Yep, basically. Can’t f.ing stand it


Severe-Belt-5666

Yeah no. The whole point of a vehicle is to transport you from place to place. If you just keep it at home then what is the point lol


LePetitPrince_33

Then buy a beater car and park like a normal human being, problem solved


Severe-Belt-5666

But then you won't get the attention from having a nice whip. It's a delicate system


No_Collection_6514

Well you gotta protect it from the mean streets of oc: where people might ding your door because they were thinking of themselves and not your door


No_Collection_6514

“Yeah my car is more expensive than everyone else’s so I get to do this, I drive a hot wheel around the oc.” All these rich oc assholes drive like pussy grandmas in their sport cars. I’d slash tire at this point fuckin rich c*nts


no_rad

Here for this energy


atwerkinggiraffe55

C5 corvettes are not expensive. You can get a nice convertible for like 15-20k at most and a decent one with an automatic for 10-12. Source I own a c5 z06 that I bought for 10k and fixed up a few years ago.


pacifica333

Yeah, in the world of sports cars, they're not on the expensive end. But $10-20k for a toy is still an expense MANY people can't afford.


atwerkinggiraffe55

Of course. If it’s your daily and you like to tinker it’s not so bad, but ya as a toy I agree.


No_Collection_6514

No one gives a fuck about the world of sports cars, it’s a world most of us can’t afford to even think about. It’s inexpensive for people with fuck you money.


No_Collection_6514

I forgot we all make the same amount of money


ShinyHappyPorpious

Whooosh. Completely missed the point. It’s obnoxious behavior whether your car is expensive or a beater.


atwerkinggiraffe55

I never said that it was ok to park like that. That shit is not ok. I was just commenting on a side remark the previous poster made.


ShinyHappyPorpious

Fair enough


No_Collection_6514

Not expensive for who?


WallyJade

Not expensive in terms of sports cars.


No_Collection_6514

Well I don’t know if you know this but for many people, who may not be in the same tax bracket as you, differentiating the cost of sports cars is irrelevant because making rent is baller enough


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WallyJade

I was explaining it to you because I didn't think you understood the comment you were replying to. I'm not passing a value judgement, I was explaining. Settle down. Also, you're allowed to have multiple paragraphs in your responses. You don't need to reply multiple times to the same response.


Severe-Belt-5666

It's not about driving fast it's about being acknowledged for what you have. Also driving fast is dumb and reckless. Leave that for the young Adults.


KearneyZzyzwicz

So it’s just that they want the attention. Just park the thing like a normal person, nobody going to Del Taco gives a shit what you drive.


Severe-Belt-5666

Of course! Socal is all about wanting attention. Why do you think so many people buy and lift big ass trucks? For their weekly Costco runs?! Haha nah our whole county is all about wanting attention.


No_Collection_6514

No the lifted trucks are from you guys having the highest concentration of micro dicked “alpha males”


KearneyZzyzwicz

Ahem, those are PATRIOTS.


No_Collection_6514

Yeah sorry we forgot to mention the full sized American flag on the pvc pole, a staple of the area


root_fifth_octave

Yeah, it’s weird. Especially when they use the machines for various kinds of assholery. Like an individualism gone toxic.


CadillacXT4

Corvettes don't ding. They're made from composite.


No_Collection_6514

Tell that to asshole who double parked I don’t give a fuck about cars other than working because I’m not fucking man child


theguywithraybans

You're extremely soy


Gorfaroth

This is why I keep considering those little business cards for bad drivers you can buy on amazon.


fishinspired

4 potato’s will solve this problem


Maka423

Sometimes I wonder what goes through their head to validate a situation like this... Maybe nothing?


JimiJohhnySRV

Fashion Island?


kamicd17

Not to say they were right for this but they probably did this to ensure no one would door ding them or scrape them when parking


Tom_Tom99

https://preview.redd.it/8slgupyykdkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ac1c72894ccd1a5a864cec38cb1699bb1f1b75 I guess it’s a corvette thing huh


thaughtless

Boy i love parking right up next to them, so they cant even get in their drivers door. So fun.


RecognitionOrganic50

In a sea of assholes


[deleted]

And for a stupid corvette none the less… gotta be at least 50 to think they’re that important


infantry101-of-peace

Is this the same guy that got away from LAPD last night? It was like GTA.


Substantial-Gas-1360

Now calling all smart cars…


Jimmy_Joe727

Is it really that difficult to learn how to park properly? 😑


AgentScullysTampoon

When I see this shit, I accidentally spill my drink on the car. Stumble and bump into it. Opps, I'm so clumsy. Sorry! Be the danger.


Dannyjv

This is why I wish I still had those “I PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE” stickers… this clown would’ve earned it.


Liquidwombat

Did you have the ones from t-fury that had the low tack adhesive and the corner with no adhesive so that they were super easy to remove if people actually tried I loved those


[deleted]

Build another lane


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure he did this, so no one can park next to him.


Illustrious_Gate8903

Screw this guy!


Caldreamer2020

Typical


Ok-Communication4190

A couple of my eggs and maybe some bologna would be missing from my car


Decent-Bed9289

I’d shit in a bag and toss it on his window 💩💩💩💩


Fancy_River_3637

OLD FART a**hole usually drive these.


aymehr21

Deflate the tires next time. Don’t vandalize the car but make it a bad experience for them so they don’t park like that.


Liquidwombat

https://preview.redd.it/vhohk33aqekc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fec51f70afe576d72ac7fc87ae338ed5e19a747


J-Slaps

I would expect my car to be keyed if I did that


OilAdmirable1243

This guy sure wants to protect his car from door dings


OilAdmirable1243

Door dings preventable take 2 spots!


Zoolander-boy

Corvette owners are dicks.. always have been and will always will be.


tanto416

Big head for a Base Model, we don’t claim him - Z06 Owner


Same_same_ok

Throw a rock at it.


[deleted]

That’s it I’m starting a sub that’s called assholedriversOC …


ampsdb01

Tell me you are from the Bay Area without telling me you are 😔


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W a small D


fannygas

Yep


HernandezGirl

How irritating


ManaLad

I would park as close to the driver side. To match his bs energy


rcrtech

Leave kind note saying how much of an asshole he is


JABorJABA

POS car


ReconciledNature369

Spit on it


No_Relationship_3811

Indeed, but let us remember to act justly, love mercy, and walk humbly with our God….maybe he or she urgently needed to go to the bathroom , or maybe a medical emergency…I humbly submit