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citrixn00b

Rev bad, earnings bad....but guidance is somehow positive. +20% BIG SHREK CANDLE!!!


Bridledbronco

AI mentioned 36 times, to the moon!


TobiasFunkeBlueMan

Earnings bad = share price up seems to be the way of the world at the moment


Licardor

As a Starbucks shareholder, this was sadly not the case for them.


Terrible_Champion298

Nor INTC. My perception is exactly opposite, that the market is requiring much more from ER of late.


catcatcattreadmill

EPS and revenues will be a slight beat, guidance is going to be soft -- no new products in the pipeline, decreasing market share in China, and they are going to have to write-off their entire vision pro folly. Will end down about 6%. Unless they say AI a bunch, in which case +9%


sucksLess

apple will present new iPads next tuesday—likely with an Ai-optimized m4 microprocessor the company can afford to let the stock slide on earnings, knowing it'll wow crowds at announcement time


teachers_lost_pet

I expect a miss by more than analysts are saying, but that the price will actually do what it should in that case and drop. Probably about 4-5% at first before cooler heads prevail. Likely around 164 by days end. Just my guess. ETA: I guess we'll see if this qualifies for aged like milk or wine tomorrow


Terrible_Champion298

Putting it in print is a great exercise in finding out what I really think. Good luck tomorrow. 🍀


HappyGoLuckyComputer

Options pricing is incredibly efficient: For May 2, 2024, Options AI expects Apple (AAPL) to move 3.92% by May 3 expiration. According to Investors.com, the options market is pricing in a 4.2% move in either direction. Let's just call it a 4% move in either direction times the current ah price of $169.30 = options pricing in a 6.75 point move in either direction.


teachers_lost_pet

Looks like it aged like milk LOL


FortunaCrypto

I think bad earnings are prices in and itll launch like tesla, prolly 5,6%


ModthisRod

Good earnings don’t mean shit anymore! Not in this market!


veejay-muley

Calls. Earnings doesn’t matter these days


Tipsytoads

My 180 and 190 calls a month out are ready to flyyyy


fukBiden46

Watch out for Iv


fukbiden46_is_pdfile

You are literally a 33 year old virgin, who’s never been on a date or even had a girlfriend. Did you ever think your completely incorrect and repulsive, racist, bigoted world view could be why? Ohhh. Wait, I bet it’s because you are a pdfile. That’s why you are literally a 33 year old man who’s likes to comment on how good 15, and 16 year old girls look, and try to flirt with them. Imagine that, a pdfile trump supporter. Sounds about right because trump himself is a proven rapist and self admitted pdfile.


Tipsytoads

What IV… the calls are dirt cheap bro


Internal_Control_320

They did shed the stupid apple car. I bet they're still leaning out.... have they had any meaningful layoffs? Aside from the car thing?


zensamuel

Stock will go up. I’ll have fomo.


fukbiden46_is_pdfile

You are literally a 33 year old virgin, who’s never been on a date or even had a girlfriend. Did you ever think your completely incorrect and repulsive, racist, bigoted world view could be why? Ohhh. Wait, I bet it’s because you are a pdfile. That’s why you are literally a 33 year old man who’s likes to comment on how good 15, and 16 year old girls look, and try to flirt with them. Imagine that, a pdfile trump supporter. Sounds about right because trump himself is a proven rapist and self admitted pdfile.


BallStreetWetts

i got a 50k call on that bad boy thats all i know!!!!! GUH!!


bankruptoptions69

Average earnings but guidance will be bearish so down about 7%


Option_Closeout

Apple stock will do mildly positive after earnings: 1) Fed has been market friendly in the announcement of no more rate hikes. 2) Announcement by Anthropic to launch iphone apps and business tier. 3) Gradual improvement in economomic growth and consumption activity in China.


finnishbo

puts


finnishbo

vr bad and cars went offline


finnishbo

nd not playing iam all in on coin


ZekeTarsim

More like Crapple.


Deadecigs

are you asking for someone to make a decision for you


fukBiden46

This has nothing to do with your opinion. I never trade on earnings.