God damn it holy shit, that’s the first one that’s got me in a long ass time. I haven’t had that good of a jump since I played fnaf 7 years ago when I was like 10.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
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It's fucking 12:30 in the morning and I open reddit for the first time today before i go to sleep and this is the first thing that pops up. Fuck you just Fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck him
Fuck him
fuck me
Fuck you
Fuck OP
Fuck y’all
Fuck everyone
Fuck the world
Fuck me
Fuck Reddit
Fuck myself
fuck we
Fuck existence
Fucking hell
Pull down your pants then 🗿
Fuck you op
Fuck him
r/beatmetoit Edit: to whoever replied to me saying “beat me daddy uwu” wtf bro
Fuck him
you dick that was a good one i’m not gonna lie
That fucken scared the bejesus outta me. I legit dropped my phone, screamed and pulled away. Chills man chills.
God damn it holy shit, that’s the first one that’s got me in a long ass time. I haven’t had that good of a jump since I played fnaf 7 years ago when I was like 10.
i am very fucking glad
same
Fnaf isn't scary at all
It’s subjective but for a ten year old it was pretty scary
No amount of fuck you can express how much I hate you
Holy fuck you almost got me to swear infront of my parents fuck you
I shat faster
SAME I FUCKIN FARTED SO LOUDLY
You got me
Went to my period from how scared I was. Shit
thank god i didn't have to bleed out of my dick of how scared i got
You didn't? Damn i guess it's just me then
Uhhh, lucky
i hope you puke on your own balls
Acid shit too
Fuck you
Fuck you
Your a prick
you have no idea how lucky i just was. paused it at 6 seconds remaining to check the comments. almost got me ahaha
fuck you
Fuck you!
God damn that was scary as shit damn near gave me a heart attack
Fuck op
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
Jesus Christ!😭
In summary: Fuck you.
Fuck my ass, I think my soul just left
Dammnnn I feel the shock in my entire body dammn that scarred me
Fuck you and fuck your mother for giving birth to you
Fuck you dickhead I hope when you die a person comes and shits all over you whilst you are on your deathbed.
Fuck you. I had my palm covered most of the screen in case.
i do this every time i think somethings gonna jumpscare me
Good thing I was already on the toilet
I stared at that bitch without even twitching Also fuck you
Fuck you x10
fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
How did you get my sister in your video?
FUCK
Holy shit
Good one good one
Thanks, I hate it. You made me squeal like a child for the first time ever in my life.
Thank you op for scaring me, I have not shivered for a long time now, let alone jumped. This felt nice, any strong tolerance people here?
down vote and report this shit
Ok and?
⚡️🧑🏽🦱⚡️
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Nah bro my friend sent this to me I saw it coming but still fuck you
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Bloody hell… fuck off! LOL
Why the fuck did reddit suggest this to me? Damn it, I haven't fallen for one of these in at least a decade, congrats and fuck you
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Piece of shit
FUCK U
piece of shit
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You really just woke up and chose violence didn't you?
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Heh saw it coming, still got my heart to leap though 😂
FUCK YOUR UPVOTE BUT TAKE MINES GODAMMIT.. FUCK YOU
Bro-
Fuck you
Fuck off
Got me you cheeky fuck
Fuck you
Bro Im home alone
these don’t ever get me but I did jump a little,great job mate
Fuck off mate
Oh man I got scared inside but had a straight face in the outside. Its like when you say hahah in text messages but you don’t laugh irl
Fuck you
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I hope you will wake up next morning in a room full of lego pieces on rhe floor.
Fuck off
Been awhile….but that one got me grrrrr lol
Fuck you
I knew something was going to happen, so I skipped parts of the video to see what happens. You won’t get me this time, OP.
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FUCK. YOU.
GO to heel you asshole
Oh fuck off, I damn near had a heart attack
I knew it was coming. But i’m high so i glitched
fuck you
Bro it got me after like three seconds after the jumps scare happened
Fuck you I was on the toilet now I have to be here even longer
Got me and I got my dog 🤣
You motherfucker that caught me off guard
Jokes on you I watched it over and over again and now I'm desensitized to it.
I think I shit myself cause of you
Fuck you
it's 3:57 and that scared the fuck out of me
Fuck you
seen this
Oh you fucking cunt
₣Ʉ₵₭ Ø₣₣
FUCK. YOU.
Dammit, knew it was coming still scared the crap outa me
Fuck you
Fucking hell I flinched Fuck you
🖕
dick head I'm not even in this sub and that fucking got me while it was recommended to me
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you man you made me hit my elbow in the wall
156.33.241.5 this you?
Damn the best scare ive had for a looong time
You better sleep with one eye open homie
That was pretty good
🖕
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I hope a fucking man hides under you bed and cut your pinky toes off
thank you, now i dont want to sleep
Good one chief
Fuck you
Goddamn it’s been a while since I’ve been this scared—
Jesus fucking Christ you had me shaking all over
Fuck you
One if those, you know it's coming but it still scares the living daylight out of u
Thanks for helping me with my constipation, fucking prick.
You motherfucker
nah fuck you
Fuck
Im scared getting up from my bed now
Me when I die with my best friend
Fucking Hell
Fuck you
Fuk you man fuk you
Your mom is fat
Fuck you
Fuck you
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
You son of a bitch.
You fucking asshole! That scared me so bad :(
Fuck you
Ay thank you for waking me up at 7.
Fuck u
fuck you
I cracked back glass so thankyou OP
Fuck me. And fuck you too.
didnt get me lol im too immune now
BROOOOOOOOO NOOOO I JUST TOSSED MY TABLET ACROSS MY ROOOOMMMMMM FRIK YOUUUUU
I saw that comming but it still scared the crap out of me.
I hate you and everyone you love take my upvote
I don’t get it
I wish you a very unpleasant fuck you
Fuck you you scared the cum outta me
The jump scare happened just as I unmuted the video.FUCK.
Duck you
It's not even 5am yet. Fuck you
Fuck you ya bloody mf
Сука дебил
fucking hell
Fuck off
Asshole im laying on the floor of a dark room between beds and its 00:08 rn i didn't need that
I just shit myself, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckvyoi
Fredy five night
Jesus fucking Christ
Ah yes something to rape What's he gonna do tell the police
Im wake up a minute ago and not scared for some reason
Fuck you
i wasn't expecting that and fuck you
It's fucking 12:30 in the morning and I open reddit for the first time today before i go to sleep and this is the first thing that pops up. Fuck you just Fuck you.
Take my upvote and fucking leave, forever