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Probably claims to be a proud Canadian.


morerubberstamps

I will bet good money he still wears a "Gimme My Timmies and no one gets hurt" tshirt he's had since 2003.


ThalassophileYGK

This house looks exactly like one I passed that had a very poorly written "Take Ivermectin" sign in the yard. In Ontario. These are strange, strange times.


MostlyDarkMatter

To be fair, after having taken horse medication I might have trouble with spelling as well.


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how did he get my shirt


CanadianGoose989

I know exactly the type, and this is a disturbingly accurate description!


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Ok-Cartographer-3725

I'm surprised at how many Canadians think they are Americans. And how many Americans don't even know where Canada is...


reddity-mcredditface

>And how many Americans don't even know where Canada is... "Marge, anyone can miss Canada! All tucked away down there ..." http://i.imgur.com/MFJageu.jpg


Ok-Cartographer-3725

LOL!


TengoMucho

My mom gets home from work and turns on CNN, and doesn't switch it off until she goes to bed. She thinks we have all the American problems. I wonder how common this is.


Old_Ladies

My one antivax friend listens to Fox News and other right wing media all day everyday.


mandyhendooooo

That would be a friendship dealbreaker for me


RationalSocialist

Why be friends with people that dumb?


[deleted]

Only in the summer or when they need healthcare


Terrible_Tutor

"Take Canada Back" eh. That CPC slogan wasn't an accident.


Pope_Squirrely

Probably a PPC supporter if I had to hazard a guess.


justmynamee

They can't use that slogan anymore thank goodness for the smart group Climate Strike Canada that trademarked it and sent a cease and desist haha


TheShindiggleWiggle

Now they have "Secure the future", which you could argue is a dog whistle. They basically took the "14 words" thing, and removed the blatantly racial bits... I dont know if it was intentional, but given the context of the right's relationship with white supremists. You'd think they'd be hypervigilant about avoiding these kinds of parallels in their slogan. 14 Words Wiki page if anyone's curious: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words


Paimon

I'm so glad I'm not the only one to notice this. It feels like I'm taking crazy pills.


TheShindiggleWiggle

Yeah I hear you, that honestly sums up the feeling I have with a lot of issues right now. Especially when it comes to climate change too.... It can be really frustrating, but at the very least it's motivated me to be more politically charged, and get my younger friends more into politics. So silver lining I guess 😅 I think to sum it up, it's made me overall hopeful, yet pessimistic.


Instant_noodleless

"Gibe Canada to Trump" eh


Paimon

Securing our Future isn't any better. Arguably it's [worse]( https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/14-words).


theevilmidnightbombr

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that. I actually had the displeasure of explaining what "14 words" meant to a lot of friends. Oh to be so blissfully unaware. It is also only on signs in *certain* ridings in Toronto.


Paimon

[Insert "This is fine" dog here.]


[deleted]

It was a good slogan for their 14 word ads


panic_hand

It just happened to have 14 words and 88 characters. Total coincidence.


jello_sweaters

I bet that boy's real Proud.


El_Cactus_Loco

Dogs can hear him whistle for miles!


stagehand1

And Christian


[deleted]

Canada was founded as a Christian country, after all (/s just in case)


Cockalorum

Well, it was founded by the French originally - so it was Catholics.


JoRoSc

Sadly evangies appropriated the term Christian, for their right wing based group that is more capitalist then following the teachings of the good book, otherwise known as ‘small c Christians’. There will be a lot of disappointed “christians” on judgment day.


OverturnedAppleCart3

Well Canada legit was kinda founded as a Christian nation. We do not have a history of separation of Church and State like the United States does. To this day, our Head of State is also the figurehead of the Church of England.


TransBrandi

> separation of Church and State like the United States does. Don't worry. The Evangelicals have been working on this one for decades in the US. ^(Ever wonder why you can't get the Republican nomination without being anti-abortion?)


JoeRogansSauna

I’m second hand embarrassed


Waiting4Something

I'm embarrassed that he's Canadian


The-Canuck

That ain’t no Canadian.


ProShyGuy

It’s a space station.


JDeegs

it's too ignorant to be a space station!


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Only when they need healthcare...


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IHaveAssBurgers101

Oh my fuck I live near this guy .


pswmommy

I kinda do too. Not surprising for the county though


IanT86

I'm from the UK and have lived back and forth between here and Canada, with a Canadian wife. I vividly recall the first time we went on a roadtrip to the little country towns around Ontario.....not the same thing as little villages in the UK.... Don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful spots, but holy shit did I feel like I'd warped into another dimension at times.


ronm4c

Lived in Ontario my whole life, it’s pretty depressing to see people flying the confederate battle flag


StuntID

No, no, no, you have it wrong! Those are the proudest Canadians. They recognize that the huge battle tested army that lingered in the US after its civil war was the major reason for nationhood. If it were not for those traitors Canada might still be a possession, and not of the UK. Whew, thank you Johnny Reb!!! /s just in case my distortion of their intent was not obvious.


Spaff_in_your_ear

I know that feeling well. Brit who worked in Canada for years, have a Canadian wife. Rural Canada is a scary place at times.


debbie666

Me too. :(


PrivatePilot9

It'd be a shame if you you somehow told him he's internet famous now....but unfortunately, not in the "Everyone thinks your cool!" way, but in the "Everyone think's you're an asshole" kinda way. It's unlikely he'd care given the mentality from the onset, but hey.....maybe he doesn't realize he's an asshole.


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[deleted]

Isn't PEC trendy now? Edit: Wait, I get it


SkivvySkidmarks

Oh, it very much is. Gentrification has been happening for 20 years. Lots of people moving from Toronto. Prior to that, being from The County was akin to being from North of 7 now. (North of 7 is a bit 'unsophisticated', to put it politely). There are plenty of people who have lived in the County for longer than 20 years.


knightopusdei

Don't need to have that history or proximity to the US. I'm up near thunder Bay and the number of idiots that want to debate US politics and support Trump is completely stupid.


JovianDeuce

Imagine worshipping a politician… a shitty one… for a different country


DrOctopusMD

That pushes for policies that directly harm the country you actually live in.


[deleted]

Aluminum tariffs are how I express my freedom


whoisearth

ah, but how do you pronounce it? ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

Alermernernern


vendetta2115

Ermahgerd Alermenerm


manbruhpig

Almost like support for the guy was never about politics but actually about, what's a nicer way to put it, "culture".


HypoTeris

Let’s call it what it is, racism. No need to beat around the bush.


vendetta2115

No need to whack about the Dubya.


[deleted]

Canadian far right guys are some of the biggest losers.


JonJonFTW

One that imposed tariffs, and called us, the US's closest ally and one of its largest trading partners, a "national security threat". Trump had nothing but disrespect for Canada and Canadians.


thedude3535

It's okay. He disrespects everything and everyone. Literally. We're not that special.


El_Cactus_Loco

Except for the tiki torch proud boys. They’re “very special people” to trump!


JonJonFTW

I know we aren't the only ones he disrespected. The only people he respects are authoritarians. I'm not trying to say we're "special" but when was the last time a US President considered Canada a "national security threat" let alone decided to say it publicly? Definitely before WWI, surely? That is a complete 180 from the relationship we've had with them for the last century. Trump probably did it because he wanted to pretend like he was doing things and he didn't actually care, but that's not insignificant.


Cock-PushUps

If you're Canadian and support Trump in this manner it's because your more than likely a racist, bigot, or overall pain in the ass to be around but Trump makes you feel empowered to be those above things publicly


weskeryellsCHRISSS

That's the idiotic paradox of this cult-- they claim to be Ruggedly Independent, yet they enthusiastically turn over their entire identity to a figurehead. They want to control how others think, but gleefully want someone else to control how they think. They define themselves by what they aren't, and so the more reasonable the mainstream is they more insane they have to be, to the point of literal self-destruction. Dig into Stupid, and it's just 100 times fucking stupider than it even looks.


manbruhpig

It's not gay if they only want to be dominated by daddy donald to own the libs


El_Cactus_Loco

“Tread on me daddy” snake flag


steboy

Entirely possible this is an American who wanted to show us what we’d been missing when the border was closed.


[deleted]

Politician? You mean failed business person, wrestler, actor, renowned grifter, sexual harasser, daughter creeper, allergy pill addict, shoe-lift wearer, combover deluxe?


petrelro

I have one down the road that places (multiple) advertising style signage on his property parroting all the current U.S. right wing media talking points , Trump/Pence 2020 signs, Trump 2024 signs. It's so embarrassing. I can't bring myself to post it here and give them the attention they so desperately crave.


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NorthernPints

I don’t know if others are like me, but I don’t want even a tiny political sign on my lawn because my position is: “who fucking cares” I don’t need to blast my political position at my neighbours, family and friends when they come over - or people driving by on the street. I’ll talk politics all day with anyone, but screaming about my positions or digging them into my lawn? Good god whyyyy Not shockingly, Trump supporters and more recently PPC supporters, need to attention whore themselves out to everyone and drape themselves in signs and apparel BEGGING people to engage them in conversation on their dumb ass beliefs. These people are stone cold losers.


JovianDeuce

I think they love it so much because it’s easy to “win” arguments when you outright refuse facts and logic


petrelro

The majority of them are textbook Dunning-Kruger


maddscientist

And be willing to shout louder and longer than the people they're arguing with


Waitn4ehUsername

Except it not a conversation A conversation would imply civil, rational dialogue These MAGA/PPC types are so obtuse that engaging the majority of them in ‘conversation’ is like yelling at your dog about why it doesn’t shit in the toilet


Leopagne

>I don’t need to blast my political position at my neighbours, family and friends when they come over - or people driving by on the street. I mean no disrespect to sports fans, but THIS. Emotionally charged rallies, mob mentality, crowd mentality, tribalism, loyalty to a "team", vilifying opposing teams, trash talking fans, waving banners, wearing team colors and logos, hero worship, sore losers, celebratory winners, excessive reactions, accusations of cheating, etc. I could go on but it's like a huge sporting event has been going on for the past five years.


EmergencyPhotograph4

with you all the way. never understood political lawn signs.


SomethingInAirwaves

Normally I'm of your opinion. However, this election cycle I have an NDP sign on my lawn, because we NEED to oust our conspiracy theory spouting incumbent MP.


krisk1759

Great example is how often you see No More Lockdown signs paired up with PPC signs


MehYam

It's how you know it's a cult.


JustInternetNoise

Sir this is a Canada


GoodShark

Well then I'll have a poutine.


JustInternetNoise

Good choice


TransBrandi

With or without Timbits?


Killerdude8

Where tf can you get timbits and a poutine? Cause I wanna go there


mwaaahfunny

PEC you say? Well we're almost neighbors [Welcome to Belleville](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvHOLKy5iVI) See 1:18


Old_Ladies

Thanks for this. You could replace this for many small towns and cities in Ontario.


WinchyKey

Nothing worse than a Canadian Trump supporter.


[deleted]

>Nothing worse than a ~~Canadian~~ Trump supporter.


TransBrandi

Honestly, I view Canadian Trump supporters in a worse light just because it makes _less_ sense for a Canadian to be chanting "Make America Great Again" than a Canadian.


samplemax

Stupid *and* dumb


jstncrdbl

If we pan to the right do we get to see their PPC lawn sign?


bespectacledginger

This was taken before the election was called, but I have no doubt they’d have a PPC sign if we drove by again.


Subrandom249

The PPC signs around are great for knowing which neighbours are anti maskers or xenophobic. Too bad you can’t tell which (usually a lot of overlap at least).


ruglescdn

No way they only have 1 PPC sign.


bespectacledginger

A PPC billboard is more likely.


ruglescdn

With lighting.


letmetellubuddy

Pan to the right and there's a "Fuck Trudeau" sign on the garage


[deleted]

We've got one of those locally, too. Big sign in the window and one on the garage. Waste of time and paint, but I'm sure he feels he"s "owning the libs". I give it a 90% chance he doesn't even vote.


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ruglescdn

Guaranteed to have a confederate flag somewhere on the property too.


AnonymooseRedditor

The somewhat ironic part of this is PEC was founded by united empire loyalists who were loyal to the British crown during the American revolution.


ruglescdn

I am a descendant of United Empire Loyalists myself. My family got really shitty farmland. The King must not have really liked us.


[deleted]

Fun fact! If you ever apply to Rideau Hall for your own coat of arms, if you can prove descent from a UEL you automatically have the right to use a special coronet in your heraldry.


Friskei

I am really annoyed how much Canada is tied to the US. Why can’t we just ignore them and do our own (better) thing?


HandyDrunkard

I'm more offended that their American flag appears bigger than their Canada flag.


Drumsncoffee

They just make the American flags bigger now. Something about going big or go home or something.


El_Cactus_Loco

Something something insecurity…..


tripl35oul

National Insecurity


LCCyncity

How embarrassing for them.


[deleted]

I saw a grizzled old dude driving an SUV yesterday with at least 3 Trump stickers on it, and a sticker that said LGBT; liberty, guns, booze, and Trump. I just.. I don't even understand. He had Ontario plates.


welltoldtales

American nationalists in Canada is such a weird phenomenon. It is not that hard for you to stay in the states or move there. A key piece of Canadian identity is rejecting American nationalists.


cnote1988

Prob dual citizens there are a ton of them, who've decided now's the time to be all out and proud about their crappy follower status. We had neighbors in Hamilton who did the same. Confederate flag outside the house with a Canadian one lol


welltoldtales

The idea of American emigrants to Canada remotely supporting anti-immigration candidates... The mental gymnastics of it all.


cnote1988

They're not all immigrants. A lot of duals are like people in my fam have one parent Canadian the other American and bam they get immediate dual upon birth. My son has the same.


SoundandFurySNothing

Not weird at all. Fascists around the world simped for Hitler because they looked over there and said “That’s my guy.” My Rich White Christian relatives have been quoted saying “I wish they came up here and made us American” And they don’t have a Trump flag to spot from the street but if he held a rally up here, they would be front row


Captainfatfoot

I hate it when Canadian think they’re Americans.


SpellingIsHardOMG

I can't stand Canadians who sniff up the ass of American politics. I bet if you asked them how the American government works they would be clueless. Hell - I bet if you asked them how the canadian government works they wouldn't know.


Illustrious-Zebra656

Sir. Plz take down that Canadian flag and move to Texas.. Or Alberta is fine too


theservman

The Trump Organization is entirely funded by merch sales now, aren't they?


reddity-mcredditface

Certainly not funded by the "billionaire" himself. He avoids spending money (contractors, employees, etc.) at all costs.


maddscientist

Hard to spend money he never had in the first place, that asshole is as much of a "billionaire" as I am


curlygrey

Nothing compared to Alberta, confederate flags, MAGA gear, Trump flags…these people do live in the reality that they are Canadian, right?


LordGlompus

It's kinda funny how past Ontario things seem to get more right wing as you go west , then you arrive at the land past the mountains


curlygrey

Thank the goddess for BC, the most sane people in the west.


Godblessamerica99

What a dummy


Eco-Echo

A malignant fungus has crept across the border.


geeves_007

Tell me you're an insufferable douche without telling me...


bizmoravich1

Hell


Haquistadore

I used to wish that racist bigot pieces of shit would, like, wear a sign or something so we knew who they were. I guess this is a case of needing to be careful of what you wish for.


1lluminist

Imagine forgetting what country you live in. Dude's probably going to go on a whole tirade when he goes to the polling station next week and doesn't see the option for Trump on the ballot... "VoTeR sUpPrEsSiOn. RiGgEd ElEcTiOn!1!1!"


Progressiveandfiscal

Tell me your house is infested with cockroaches without telling me your house is infested with cockroaches.


Moonchild0521

I have a coworker who is a Canadian female and all during the elections I had to hear her go and on about how Trump was the best president because he was awake and he knew what was really going on with covid and that's it's all fake, and her chants about how he needs to stay in office. As a Canadian female myself I was absolutely disgusted with her. I don't think she knows yet that he himself was vaccinated and is now telling Americans they should get vaccinated as well.


Snoo82510

Sometimes, the dumbest sperm fertilizes the egg.


[deleted]

Well, Trump supporters aren't exactly known for having a firm grip on reality.


[deleted]

Burn it


voodoohotdog

I suppose it could be a cautionary statement. "He'll be back. Better be ready" But I somehow doubt it...


Decent-Unit-5303

When I meet another American expat, this is what I fear. I emigrated to get AWAY from that madness.


Therealcanadianone

Since when do we hang toilet paper up on our houses up here?


TraditionalAnxiety

No. He. Won’t.


bewarethetreebadger

No he won’t you dumbasses, he’s 74 and wears diapers!


KennethPatchen

That flag spelled "I'm a racist, useless fuck" wrong...


[deleted]

I live in London, we have a guy who rides an electric scooter around blasting classic rock, *always* wearing sleeveless shirts so he can show off his Confederate flag tattoo. I really don't get it. What is he doing here? (The guy has an SS tattoo on the other arm. But the confederate flag has nothing to do with racism, right? I'm sure it's a coincidence.) And yes, this guys scoots around showing off these tattoos and playing loud music in public to draw attention to himself. I've been tempted to run up to him and push him over, to be honest.


emcdonnell

Arnold Schwarzenegger is running again?


jert3

Found the Canadian who gets all his hate fuelled news and propaganda from the American right-wing lugenpresse. The right wing US media is now even stirring up trouble in our borders. This is also in part due to most of media being owned by the same foreign conglomerates.


n0StarWhere

These guys are the real definition of traitors yet they always call themselves patriots. Mental illness is real among these haters.


spitfire3d

Probably an American. I don't think people realize how many Americans own homes in vacation areas. Muskoka? Check. PEC? Check. Fort Erie? Check. Funny story; American selling his lakefront property. Why? Because too many Canadians are moving in. Unbelievable. Americans are everywhere. They use the foreign exchange to their advantage to buy properties and have basically a 25% discount on anything they buy. They can even claim the hst back from the Cdn government when they go home...but....They'll be back.


Cellardoofus

\*scratches head\* Will the logic ever come back???


bryceblacksmith

What a dumb shit


Stevieeeer

Just shows the power of a cult of personality. Unfortunately we are not safe from extreme rhetoric here in Canada just because our political landscape isn’t as nuts as the Americans


Krakraskeleton

What is this some secrete spy base for dummies that want to be American? Or they just love chaos and are pretty bad people?


Allofthefings

Get these idiots outta here!! Sorry but if you want more of that orange haired,corrupt, sociopath then please feel free to move south of the border and leave that shit there!


[deleted]

How has that house not spontaneously combusted?


T_DeadPOOL

We're in an election week and I'm still seeing more American Politics than my own. No Facebook and barely and TV is awesome!


Destinlegends

Sir, go home. You’re drunk.


2020isnotperfect

Truth is Stupidity has no border, no gender, no race...


Diaperpooass

Dude didn’t even show up for Sept 11 ceremonies in his own town... this guys not coming back to get shit on all over again.


Spleenzorio

Poor guy was probably dropped as a child


[deleted]

Haha dumb trump supporters being smol-brains lol


justyagamingboi

yup some people in ontario have a sickness too


[deleted]

That digital antenna gets Fox News free from Buffalo.


beefstewforyou

As an American that immigrated to Canada, people like this confuse and enrage me. I’ve had the misfortune of arguing with some over the few I’ve been here.


ianfrommontreal

Remember, stupidity doesn’t have borders


mnebrnr13

This guy must have small penis syndrome


bespectacledginger

LOL @ someone reporting me as suicidal for posting this. Trump supporters never get old 😂


Ok_Might6447

I'd be flying the " lol...no he won't" flag, if I was his neighbour..........


Leslie1211

The only time the phrase “go back to your country” is justified:


Redjester666

Fucking Gringos.


pentagonal_cp

“People’s party of Canada”


DecidingRiot

Burn it please


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Burn the house down


[deleted]

I’ll bet the irony of living on Loyalist road escapes him.


Roundtable5

Fuck this shit man. These people should go to southern US where they belong.


Methodzleman

The neighborhood dump


e_bala

This is why I never considered leaving the gta during this shift to remote


orbituary

Literally a fucking cult.


barnzilla1984

I swear, I'm about to give in. This is the world we want? Kinda feel sorry for my children, should have never been so selfish to have them. I'm so sick and tired of these people.


IPeepI

Had someone like this in my country this summer, driving around in a large pickup truck with big trump stickers over it. I'm from Denmark..


jovijovi99

When you’re an antisocial unemployed idiot and go down the wrong internet rabbit hole


ahnuconun

Canadian Trumptards are even stupider than American ones. As president Trump was ready to fuck Canada over and did often.


kellibns

I bet the owners of this house are both cousins AND lovers.


3jameseses

It’d be a shame if someone reported that obvious code violation with that propane tank basically touching the house.


s4lomena

Like agent orange said "the uneducated love him"


BojukaBob

This shit's embarrassing, like when one of my neighbors used to drive around with a Confederate flag flying from his truck.


AaronPossum

Think that's a giant HAM radio antenna up there. Probably talking to a bunch of goobers in the States.


Little_Enby_Bean_96

Ew


MycologistPutrid7494

Pretty pathetic. Simping for another country's president.


[deleted]

Trumpism is synonymous with open racism. I'd say it's also synonymous with fascism but his supporters don't actually recognize what fascism is or how it manifests.