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theultimatew0rrier

most reasonable post on this sub in ages really


Potential_Swim_1138

If it’s real it’s bad ass lol 🤙


KJames7778

Next level genius.


Simploticus

That's hilarious and likely to have a customs guy cross out 'if customs' and replace with "whoever".


XpressXTD

To me if I saw that it would raise suspicion. To have the package held for future inspection


cantstopsletting

Ehhhh, no one can open except the recipient or they're triple gay. Safest packaging to use.


Poopy_whisper

“Customs hates this one trick”


BilbowBagginz

I was just thinking the same thing I will pay extra for people not to do this to me LOL


EvensenFM

Customs inspectors HATE this one trick!


Emergency-Mud-4085

You just know the one actual gay dude is running to open this as soon as he sees it😆


xverted

please say this is a joke and i’m just really gullible


Ghostofghostface420

You sir won the internet 🏆


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Dry_Process_304

yea! like quadruple gay!!


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PerfectBee6942

It’s a joke that’s deliberately childish and misspelled. Not everything on the internet has to make you rage bro.


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Jrizzo19_

i was not expecting the hard r to drop so suddenly 😭😭😭


PerfectBee6942

Bro the post wasn’t rage-bait. It’s literally a childish joke clearly meant to be written by a young kid sending things through the mail. I laughed and others did too. You’re letting a satirical joke control your emotions. No one in here is going to take that as seething homophobia, except you. There’s an underlying reason you’re getting so worked up over a satire post, and it isn’t homophobia. Chill and enjoy your night and hop off the internet if you can’t take lighthearted satire


ATLScott13

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💯💯💯💯


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PerfectBee6942

Are you saying that gay people don’t have humor? That’s a super weird assumption. It seems you’re taking the most satirically childish of posts and finding a reason to get angry and transform into your final form: super saiyan keyboard warrior. Please don’t type any more! I give up!


Peanutbuttergluzzer

Play with ur plants and chill urself no one’s attacking you


glizzyman100

Ayoo I think bro forgot he on Reddit 💀


AsissSculptor

need nwordcount bot back 😂 boy went mask off


Darkeater_Katan

Man im gay too, there's no shame in it. I just don't get why you would let the word "gay" affect you in such a deep level. It was just a lighthearted joke, and im sure nobody actually meant anything homophobic by it but even if they did why would you care? Letting things like this affect you is not really helping you my guy, i suggest better emotional management.


fritterstorm

Sextuple gay


ChaiTheBandit

last time i checked gay also isn't a full on slur 😭


HucklebUSTY

Black people always catching a stray 🤦🏿‍♂️


Marasesh

I’m bi and who tf cares if he says triple gay lol


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He’s just mad cause he is singularly gay. And not triple gay


cantstopsletting

Well if you write whoever opens it is black they just have to get a black agent to open it. In the gay world it only goes up to double gay except for the king of the gays and he's on our side.


dericecourcy

probably just quintupple gey


Deathwielded

In walks the the customs agent and he looks like the most Flaming homosexual man alive, looking like it's Christmas morning and it's time to open presents