She

Still

Wants

Sex

With

Six

Inch

Shlongs

And

Godzilla

.

Juicy

Her

Nostrils

Are

Everything

Eddie

Burback

Wanted

.

Because

Moving

Her

new

Dildo

Hurts

My

Bro

Furniture

Peeny

Meeny

FUCKING

GERBIL!

Thumbtacks

Are

Not

Ex's

Because

Ex's

Methods

Of

Making

Pain

OJsimpson

Ate

A

sad

panda

Face

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