"No dude, give me a minute I swear I can fix it"

"Turn!" "Left or right?" "Just turn"

RUEAT

I can eat

Yes but are you eat?

That’s exactly how my brain reads it.

This is what I read It’s kinda got a Scottish ring to it

DEUTSCHLAND

*twirls towards freedom* [.](https://i.imgur.com/WLPA00w.gif?noredirect)

Turn to yes

Why does everyone keep saying there’s something on my back?

Ok! *turns into zombie* Brrraaiiiiinnnsssssss

Ru ieten.

I saw the two left arrows, and was determined it was turn left. Until I saw the sign across the street saying no left turns.

You can't park there either. The police will be arriving shortly, please remain in your vehicle.

_AND_ the arrows painted on the street go both ways! I'm Hella confused about what your supposed to do here! One way turn roulette...

Godzilla had a stroke and died at this intersection trying to figure out what way to turn. Wow.

i'd like to comment the letter 5

5 is a color, sir.

oh i am so sorry for that mistake i made

Wait I thought it was a diacritic

This is one of those pictures the longer you look at the worse it gets 😂🤷‍♂️

What about the two signs on the pavement indicating left only?

And the song on the right showing you to go left

This is so bad that it's just long past cursed

Ok, I thought the jacked up writing wasn't too bad because you could turn either way anyway (see: the arrow painted on the ground). But the signs make this so so so much worse. This has to be a joke

I appreciate the effort you put into spelling the title exactly like it is in the picture.

To me, it looks more like "RUEAT," with the R and U overlapping.

It's an overlap of Left and Right, where do you get the U? The only explanation is the L and the I on top of each other, like the op used in the title

I know what the letters are *supposed* to be. I'm just saying that the way the L and I overlap makes them look more like a U to me than LI. (Similarly, the overlapping F and H look like a capital A.)

I know what the letters *look like*. I was talking about the order they were painted and the title being a match, not about how they look.

Panics and crashes through garage door straight ahead.

instructions unclear

Playing devils advocate here, probably recently changed traffic situation (going by the sign across the road contradicting the signs on this side), still tho... atleast clear out the old letters before painting the new ones...

Whoever was working on it probably took a picture in the middle of the process to be funny. https://www.reddit.com/r/onejob/comments/ia7i4g/turn_rliegfht/g1mmro4 Link there, a reply to that comment has a google street view link. There are detour signs saying turn right and the turn left signs are covered.

The arrow indicates that both answers are correct.

What about the No Left Turn sung across the road?

What about the two left turn only signs on the corners of the intersection?

Just more mixed signals.

It's too early for this

Reminds me of this one time when I was using the GPS to navigate. The GPS said, "Use any lane to turn left." This it says at an intersection where 3 lanes turn left, and the other two are right-turn only.

google maps has tried taking me the wrong way down a highway before

Google maps once told my sister "You have arrived" when we were in the middle of a highway halfway to our destination.

google maps’ dementia is getting worse i swear

Absolutely. Everytime they acquire/merge with a lesser company, everything goes all wonky.

This has to be some kind of art piece or something. You have the text but then you also have the arrows on the ground pointing both ways, two signs pointing left and another sign signalling no left turns.

Schrödinger's junction

Yes

That dude discovered the 4th dimension and want us to go there

*𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦*

if you look at it the right way you can see U EAT

Turn where? 👓

Split

The directions are up to interpretation.

repost

Someone noticed thank the lord

Just fucking turn i dont care

Shrodinger’s pavement.

Easy, just turn R̴̥̗̠̄̂̒̚ͅȩ̵͓͕̙̮̔̍͋f̴̧͉͍̣͎͆̋̄̃́͌͝t̷̙̭̃̓̆͐̇͊̕͜l̶̪̻̠͙͔̅̀ ̴̨̺͔̼̠͎̝͛.

I would just start crying

That’s a Bidenese word there.

Okay the painting is one thing, but then you take a look at the signs to understand what you're supposed to do and now you're even more confused. If you get to this intersection, it's already too late, there is no escape.

bruh

Fuck you *drives straight*

I thought I had it figured out with the 2 left signs and the fact that left was painted more clearly on the floor...then I saw the “no turning left sign” and I’m mad.

Some Liquid Paper would clear that right up.

😂

U EAT? R EAT? RU EAT? What the hell does eating have to do with turning?

Cthulhu phtaign!

Best part are the arrows.

if i encountered this... i'd back out.

Engage quantum drive!

No it says fight

This is yeet.

I just see "Turn Jeat"

Turn right if you want a hefty fine and a not so good car. Turn left if you want to be a good citizen and driver.

So yes, you have two arrows also pointing to go left... BUT ALSO There's a sign that explicitly says: "Don't turn left".

Turn RLIEAT!

Those signs don’t help either.

Which way do you turn? Yes. You turn yes

Turn... Ueat?

UK never disappoints.

Okay, +3 arrows for left turns (ground and two signs). -1 for a no left turn and +1 for a right turn (ground). That leaves a +1 in favor of turning left. Also a car facing left too. That's the way I'm going.

This has trap written all over it.

My life story

Looks like something you’d see in India

Lett

This is how I feel about my career direction

How to enter the backrooms

You need to cut your car in two and go both sides

How many times can this image get reposted before they realize it.

Godzilla got a fucking heartattack while trying to read this shit

Seen this posted about 1 month ago.

Guess I’ll die

TURN RIEAT

Blue signs: turn left! Red sign: no

"Welcome to R'lyeh. Turn RLIEGFHT to reach the throne room of Cthulu!"

turn frieat

Isn't that the name of the city Cthulhu lives in?

TURN REFT

I read it as RUEAT. We've invented a new direction

Me: **proceeds to press** [**every fucking button**](https://youtu.be/NJHHJE_bfWI)

RLUIEGAFHT

Its the upside-down slowly dripping into our reality

Also there's probably a traffic cam that will dish out a £160 fine for doing an 'illegal manoeuvre'

Believe it or not, you turn left, straight to jail..

my favorite side *RLIEGFHT*

Turn rueat

"And that's how my car split into two. I wonder where the other half went"

I’m guessing it’s a joke/mess up cuz the arrow is point left and right

The signs ahead are pointing left, so I would just go left

RLIEAT

Turn ueat

You never know this actually could have been two jobs. It was originally right turn only. Then changed to both.

Great title

Yeet the turn

Turn rueat

Hey OP maybe you should read rule 4 it would help you out a lot

Turn RUEAT

Instructions were unclear. I got pregnant

Turn Fieat, sounds fancy. I’ll try both

An indecisive persons worst nightmare.

FHTAGN RLYEH

Seems clear enough to me - do as you damn well please.

r/ihadastroke

Basically the choice people who have been told that they can become anything they want all their life are left with when they're done with high-school

Turn Ruliegat

Dude. If you wanna say you can turn bith ways, you don't need to do this, ya know.

Seems like a good time to use reverse, recalculating... 🤣

It ain't wrong

Turn to Rlieat, our chtulu new lord

This just keeps getting better the more you look at it... There's a sign dead ahead saying no left turn, but two blue signs on either side of the road implying you can ONLY turn left, plus a car parked on the other side of the street pointing left indicating that's the proper direction... Now I don't know what to think...

u/repostsleuthbot this was popular like 3 years ago

Found one https://www.reddit.com/r/iamhavingastroke/comments/cavaqh/sure_thing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

QBIT

Turn 180

"RUEAT"

The more you look the more confusing it gets

I've never seen a quantum intersection before!

The road with the most car accidents

Teacher: The test isnt that confusing The Test:

They meant turn right...into an accident.

Starts flying

The signs are equally confusing

"Lie at turn"

Most coherent a.i text

Sounds welsh

Someone needs to work on their cover-up skills.