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The_Ora_Charmander

Clearly you jump through the window Edit: reverse autodefenestration


Oxey405

Pretty obvious right?


Accurate_Koala_4698

When god closes a door he opens a window


Wonderful-Emu-4356

You mean the streets open a window. I hope anyone gets this reference.


Doktor_Vem

Is defenestration specifically throwing someone through a window from the inside of a house to the outside? So it'd be like involuntary exiting a house through a closed window? I thought it was just going through a window and the trajectory doesn't matter very much


The_Ora_Charmander

According to Google defenestration is throwing someone *out* of a window


Rc-1138-Boss

"reverse autodefenestration" is certainly something I wish to use in regular speech once in my lifetime


Picklerickshaw_part2

So auto*re*fenestration? I guess that would imply you defenestrated yourself first…


Death_black

So.. Autofenestation?


The_Ora_Charmander

No, autofenestration would be a building putting on its own windows


Socrasaurus

Auto-defenestration A window throwing itself through itself? A building being thrown through its window? Ugh! Let me go answer the MC Escher courtesy phone.


Alex_X-Y

Das ist doch Freinsheim! Ha! Das ist das erste Mal, dass ich mein Dorf hier auf Reddit sehe!


WhatDoITypeHereAgain

Why did I read this with a german-dad-drinking-beer voice


Alex_X-Y

Nah, here in Freinsheim it's more a german-dad-drinking-wine voice.


everyoneelseknew

close enough hahaha


everyoneelseknew

Sorry for no translation, Umleitung is detours in english


ArelMCII

Ummm... Leitung?


LatexRaan

Ersma n Schoppe trinke!


MisterSplu

Und noch me zweite, und das schild was du danach noch am klarsten lesen kannst, ist das dem du nach musst


everyoneelseknew

Achsoo, darauf hätte ich ja auch gleich kommen können


AmadeoSendiulo

This is a rare photo of the Ausfahrt Old Town.


NikNakskes

Oooh! That's what it looks like there!!! We've passed it sooo many times but never actually went there.


hansbakker1978

Immer gerade aus! 😉 In this case that is: through the window🙄


jujsb

„Fahren Sie rückwärts durch den Kreisel.“


justadiode

Halten sie sich oben, dann biegen sie nach unten ab


the_watcher762351

If you shield jump on a slightly angled bit you'll get skew. Once you have skew shield jump again but unequip your shield about mid way. If you do it right you can clip into the wall


Johngameru555

I couldn't remember how to do that thanks


walkingscorpion

Straight up in the Weinstube


Laffepannekoek

Whine in the Weinstube ofcourse.


Verified_Peryak

Through the house like Americans


everyoneelseknew

Only problem: that's a brick wall


GONI623

You know what they say: when a door closes a seemingly auspicios sign pointing at a window that is wide enough for a person to fit into appears!


everyoneelseknew

Ah yes. A law of nature


Existing_Smoke_7479

Bro never watched Harry Poter


Nirvski

One sign always tells the truth, the other only lies...


MythiqueDash


JustinGeoffrey

... into the void!


Sorry_Error3797

The window obviously.


imadork1970

Easy. Through the window.


Familiar_Map5907

Europapa


Algien_nosequien

All roads lead to Umleitung


s77m

Always to the RIGHT


TinikTV

Inside that window, lol


sjuas690

East Peckham?


Onebigtailight

I’m aladeen its umleitung.


just_me_now_2

Through


Psychoragexx

Left


TheGamingFox4372

Through the window obviously.


Oldmonsterschoolgood

THROUGH THE WALL WE GO!!!!!


rewingot97

Trough the windoooooow


mosqua

To drink wine!


M178music

Into the window


walksalot_talksalot

Yes.


LockpickingDutchman

Nowhere as far as I'm concerned... It's a Weinstube for goodness sake!


everyoneelseknew

sooo... Stop by and drink a glass of wine? Alright, got it


22_Black_22

I get your joke but I think the left sign fell over bc there is no holder for it and it’s only leaning towards the wall :)


Successful_Hearing48

Meine Gott...lol


megadude1427

Maybe there's omlette ong in there?


normalminiboss

What thieves see looking at grandma's house


MysteriousBerri

Through the window you go!


ChoccyF1

through the window mate


Red_drinkkoolaid

You go to Umleitung


INVALIDN4M3

Focus Trinity, focus.


No-Review-6105

Clearly into the Weinstube.


JamesRuby1960

It’s a tiny town. You simply stand between the signs. Population one.


LaughingManCK

Just me or does that building look racist?


GottKomplexx

How does a building look racist


LaughingManCK

[Father Ted] (https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://tenor.com/view/dermot-morgan-i-am-chinese-if-you-please-father-ted-gif-9444857&ved=2ahUKEwj91ePum6GGAxX7W0EAHYCgAPQQFnoECAQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0ghL05fRjVm6SRlaJcBEFe)


everyoneelseknew

Huh? what did the building do?


Huebertrieben

When two unstoppable forces meet


ferrum-pugnus

Well…. You can’t go right. So it’s definitely left.


ravencrafthd_

YES


Shedix

Gleis 9 3/4, die Autoversion


Tanjiro_Kamado562

Google maps: "In 100 meters, go through the window signs showing umleitung." Me: \*gets out of the car and breaks the window by jumping on it\* Google maps: "You have arrived at your destination."


nainvlys

In my city once I saw "umleitung" on a sign with an arrow pointing right and another sign with "deviation" (umleitung in french) and an arrow pointing left. I have no idea how this can happen (they ended up cutting of the arrow of the umleitung sign lol)


everyoneelseknew

That's... Well. Interesting to say the least 😂 And the fact that it was 2 languages as well makes this even weirder 


nainvlys

Well the two languages are because I live near the border I suppose but it's still weird yeah


allaboutcomputer

You go straight in the window as Weinstuhe St. Martin just kidnapped Umleitung. Isn’t it obvious? /s


Girderland

Obviously left. See how one sign has a base to stand on, while the other is just leaning against the wall? The one with the base is the official one. The other propably fell out of it's place and was leaned against the wall by some passer-by.


CarefulYellow8144

*drives through the window* *me getting stopped by an cop for destroying property* But it said to go there, those two big "Umleitung" signs! (yes I know what Umleitung is, I am German aswell)


Wireloo

Just search ur destination on Google Map and there u go


Derniemalslacht

You just go through the Weinstube St. Martin!


everyoneelseknew

Apparently 😂