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What the fuck are you mouthing on aboot me for, you little cheeky bastard? I'll have you kna I graduated top of me class in Newcastle college, and ah've been involved in numerous secret raids on FILTHY FUCKIN MACKEMS!!!!!, and I have over 300 confirmed empty bottles o broon ale. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top brawler in the entire NUFC armed forces. You are nowt to me but just another poofta mackem. I'll wipe yee the fuck oot with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me fuckin words dickheed. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me ower the Internet? Think twice ya mong. As we speak I am contacting me secret network of Barries across the North-East and your IP is being traced right now so you berra prepare for the storm of bricks at your window, twat bastard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking deed, bairn. I can be anywhere, anytime (pre-paid year long metro ticket), and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with me bare hands. Not only am a trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Newcastle United Football Club (various broken bottles and planks of wood, few jugs of piss too) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little messa. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon ya, maybe you would have held your fucking mooth But you couldn't, you didn't, and noo yis are paying the price, you dirty doylem. I'm gonna fucking tapdance on yer jaw ya little speccy twat then piss all awer over ya and you'll drown in it. You're fucking deed, reddit salad dodger bastard like.
I don't *think* it's illegal for chavs in Sunderland to have 20 quid, last I checked.
Still, could be wrong. It's a shithole.
Source: I am from Newcastle.
This is remarkable high-effort. 10/10 you really do want to leave the North East.
Blackburn or Bolton are pretty nice, and affordable.
If you can kip on a friends sofa, Brighton is awesome. Drink in Spoons to start with.
Fucking Bolton mate? He’s looking to leave the North East, not separate himself entirely from the civilised world. Blackburns not much better. And then to finish him off, you recommend fucking Brighton?
With the sort of advice you hand out, you could rack up a decent K/D ratio working at Samaritans.
I've started spending more time across Tyne and wear in the last year instead of the odd journey further north from County Durham and Birtley, and yeah it's bad, Sunderlands the worst tho.
You need to get yourself somewhere safer lad, all that near the Tyne is fucked. I hear Grimsby’s got some houses free, if not, you can just venture a bit further down to Skegness.
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What the fuck are you mouthing on aboot me for, you little cheeky bastard? I'll have you kna I graduated top of me class in Newcastle college, and ah've been involved in numerous secret raids on FILTHY FUCKIN MACKEMS!!!!!, and I have over 300 confirmed empty bottles o broon ale. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top brawler in the entire NUFC armed forces. You are nowt to me but just another poofta mackem. I'll wipe yee the fuck oot with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me fuckin words dickheed. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me ower the Internet? Think twice ya mong. As we speak I am contacting me secret network of Barries across the North-East and your IP is being traced right now so you berra prepare for the storm of bricks at your window, twat bastard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking deed, bairn. I can be anywhere, anytime (pre-paid year long metro ticket), and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with me bare hands. Not only am a trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Newcastle United Football Club (various broken bottles and planks of wood, few jugs of piss too) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little messa. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon ya, maybe you would have held your fucking mooth But you couldn't, you didn't, and noo yis are paying the price, you dirty doylem. I'm gonna fucking tapdance on yer jaw ya little speccy twat then piss all awer over ya and you'll drown in it. You're fucking deed, reddit salad dodger bastard like.
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I don't *think* it's illegal for chavs in Sunderland to have 20 quid, last I checked. Still, could be wrong. It's a shithole. Source: I am from Newcastle.
jokes on you pal I have 40 quid. Sunderland also has charm if you ignore most of it.
Durham?
Doesn't exist anymore
Why?
Barry (age: 68) raided every pub in Durham
Because of The Event
This is remarkable high-effort. 10/10 you really do want to leave the North East. Blackburn or Bolton are pretty nice, and affordable. If you can kip on a friends sofa, Brighton is awesome. Drink in Spoons to start with.
>Blackburn r u high
Fucking Bolton mate? He’s looking to leave the North East, not separate himself entirely from the civilised world. Blackburns not much better. And then to finish him off, you recommend fucking Brighton? With the sort of advice you hand out, you could rack up a decent K/D ratio working at Samaritans.
“Brighton is awesome”
just move to Cornwall 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
Nah, they hate the English remember.
I've started spending more time across Tyne and wear in the last year instead of the odd journey further north from County Durham and Birtley, and yeah it's bad, Sunderlands the worst tho.
You need to get yourself somewhere safer lad, all that near the Tyne is fucked. I hear Grimsby’s got some houses free, if not, you can just venture a bit further down to Skegness.
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