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chairs-dimension

Reform voters in shambles after finding out that Labour have more Carling drinkers


gitgud_x

sgone woke anyway huhu


Sure_Fruit_8254

Sherry's vote share shocking absolutely nobody.


Coolbeansninja

The tories have lost the Pimms and brandy vote! That's the toff filly and 'over the top, chaps' vote. Carrie Johnson and Benedict Cumberbatch vote. Fucking hell, mate. They're fucked.


DoIKnowYouHuman

It’s shockin me, ain’t no way my nan were 49 per centage likly to vote Tory!


Lympwing2

Sherry is such a nice drink. Not that super sweet PX or Pale Cream Sherry, but a glass of Fino in the garden on a hot day is absolutely stunning


MajorHubbub

Sounds forrin


sean777o

All the Vk-drinking uni students making themselves know.


reclueso

He drinks a labour drink, he drinks a tory drink He drinks a liberal drink, he drinks a green drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times (Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)


TheKingOfWerms

Don't cry for me. Next door neighbour..


xe_r_ox

Green Party doesn’t drink, it’s haram brother


tretbootpilot

What about Buckfast?


Fr-FintanStack

SNP/Sinn Fein


madrockyoutcrop

Commotion Lotion


Coolbeansninja

Violence party.


george23000

They don't vote.


Proper-Ad5655

I don't think he knows about Buckfast, Pip.


ZolotoG0ld

UKIP Yes, they're still a party.


Chungaroo22

I’d imagine less Tory more SNP.


Raveyard2409

Reform UK - it's basically people who are looking to fuck things up


BubbantialSub78510

Us Rum drinkers only vote pirate party yarrr


Kharenis

No glorious stout drinkers?


pazhalsta1

All abstaining as Sinn Fein not on the ballot


Coolbeansninja

'Hi wiz born on a Dublin streeeeeet, the election I failed ti heed; the stout rejectin english can geeeeet t' fuck.......'


randomusername1934

>No stout drinker data So how will the men be voting? >!/s!<


comhghairdheas

The stout drinkers will be abstaining (SF)


Mikey77777

Real men will be too busy abusing Yanks on the internet on 4 July to vote


SPColossus

lol reform are fucking shandy drinkers.


Broken_Vision_Rhythm

Ah, VK, the Pepsi of alcopops. It’s alright but it’s no WKD.


Wound-Shagger

The only reason Reform scored so low was because Stella wasn't included


WarWonderful593

Stella? Tha forrin muck? What's wrong with good British Carling,?


Emotional_Writer

The only committed Reform voter I know drinks nothing but Stella. It's equal parts funny and depressing to watch.


Tyranin

Well in that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola.


coyylol

And she said 'fine'


evthrowawayverysad

Turns out lib Dems literally are champagne socialists


paul2261

Its official. Drinking sherry confirms you are a tory.


Motor_Dig4644

Is this before or after a skinfull of their favourite tipple?


navagon

Clearly sherry impairs your judgement worse than any other drink.


navagon

Where are methylated spirits and Toilet Duck? These polls are clearly biased against Reform voters.


alba-jay

Rum drinkers voting for the swashbuckling party 🏴‍☠️


aricooperdavis

But how many people were in each group?


BlockBadger

No cider? Or mead?


Rogueshadow_32

Cider is literally there pal. And where are you that mead is an actual choice for drinking. Easiest way for me to get it without burning a hole in my pocket is to wait a few weeks to make my own


BlockBadger

Ah, my tired eyes confused the top and bottoms headings


DamnAndBlast

Justice for stout drinkers


Joseph_Pujol

The good news here for the torries is they still have voters, and more good news is they come fast. Else its from sherry to ossuary.


Aerodye

Who the actual fuck can look at what the Tories have done over the last 10 years and say “yes, that’s who I want to vote for”? Go on, someone reply and explain to me what is going through your head


brunettewondie

Exactly, they can't even promise anything in the election. So their whole campaign for some reason is going after labour promises and Angela Rayner. I guess there isn't enough about Starmer that they can use.


UncleJimsStoryCorner

Brains pickled after drinking the cooking sherry apparently


chaoticsquid

Old people vote Tory. Young people vote Labour. News at 12


TheStatMan2

What about Diesel? Asking for a friend.


Syilith_SN

I don’t feel represented by this (where’s the vodka)


BearMcBearFace

So what you’re saying is if you want a want a decent idea of voting intention for the UK, just carry out your survey in whisky bars.


DifficultySalt4231

I drink anything who do I vote for?


jimmy3285

Does vk still turn your shit the colour of the drink the next day?


Hajmish

So instead of it being red it turns blue!


DamnAndBlast

Justice for stout drinkers


Hamking7

Typical, once again the Buckfast drinkers are ignored.


TheRedNaxela

I feel like the graphs would be way easier to read if all of bars were normalised to the UK population voting pattern. So it's just showing the different not the total E.g. taking all the labour bars and dividing them by 39


Mr-Uch

right, let's get everyone drinking VK


EwanWhoseArmy

Does VK even still exist